Tag Archive: Karla James

Best of the SCORELAND Blog: On Location Grand Bahama: Arianna, sinfully GOOD

May 4, 2020 by Maria

Originally published on April 19, 2010

Today is a magical day because Arianna Sinn’s masturbatorial masterpiece is posting to SCORELAND, and it will make you harder than a diamond in an icestorm. (Oh, yeah!)

I need to stress to you guys HOW GOOD this video is.

It’s good. Oh, man, it is horny, horny, horny goodness. She rubs those titties. She talks dirty to you. She rolls around, rubbing cream on her tatas and pussy, and then she cums for you. It’s intimate. It’s fucking porntastic! It’s sinfully amazing.

Arianna is so luscious and sexy and soft-spoken that you will want to fuck her and then, (Yeah, I’m going to say it, so brace yourselves.) cuddle with her. You will want to spoon with this gorgeous lady. But not to worry, with a sexy, curvy sex kitten like Arianna, spooning always leads to forking. (Insert drums and cymbals here for that cheesey joke…ba-da-dum-doosh! lol)

And because I am feeling generous, (Maybe because I am in some sort of post-horny haze from all the Arianna-ness today.) I am giving you this extra video of tomorrow’s goodness. Yes, I am like the patron saint of behind-the-scenes footage. Check out the video below! To me, the best parts are all the girl-on-girl jiggling and tit-kissing! And the part where all four girls are jumping around in bed together. It’s like the busty sleepover of my dreams.

Enjoy it, gentlemen. These titties in paradise will keep you cumming and cumming and cumming.

xoxox,

Maria

37 big-boob websites for one membership? Did we lose our minds?

February 17, 2019 by Elliot James

The answers are yes and yes.

The BigBoobBundle gives you access to 37 sites starring the greatest, hottest SCORE and Voluptuous Girls from classic SCORE Girl SaRenna to Voluptuous superstar Joana Bliss.

There are different plans to suit every budget. One pass gets you into all 37 sites. If you’re a tit-man, the BigBoobBundle has three decades worth of bra-busting mega-stars.

The newest addition to the BigBoobBundle is Stacy Vandenberg (with special guest Maria Body).

For a complete list of the girls and the sites, click here.

Just added to the BigBoobBundle: Stacy Vandenberg.

 

 

 

 

Does newcomer Tina Lee remind you of someone?

July 28, 2018 by Dave

This is not Sha Rizel. It’s newcomer Tina Lee.

I’m going to get into a lot of trouble for this. I know I am. Whenever I (or we at TSG) compare a new girl to a great girl, a girl who readers and members love dearly, it never works out well for us or the new girl.

Case in point: In 2010, I compared then-newcomer Karla James to Linsey Dawn McKenzie. The evidence is right here. Some of you went along with it, but more-typical was this reaction: “I see some similarities, but LDM is in her own league. Linsey has everything going for her, looks, personality, and the body we all fantasize about. It will be some time before we see someone who has it all. LDM is a one of a kind slice of perfection. In short, no comparison.”

To this day, many of us at TSG are convinced that readers’ outrage at the comparison cost Karla Newcomer of the Year. Eventually, most big-boob lovers came around to Karla’s greatness, but it took a while, and I take some of the blame for that.

So here we go: Tina Lee, who debuts today at SCORELAND, reminds me of Sha Rizel. FACIALLY! I said FACIALLY! I am not saying that Tina is as great as Sha. I’m not saying any of that. I am certainly not comparing her to Linsey Dawn McKenzie.

But Tina, who’s from Ukraine, looks like Sha, who’s also from Ukraine. To me. Just me. Remember: I’m the person who thinks Amaya May and Paige Turner look alike.

BTW, Tina has bigger tits than Sha.

Shit, I shouldn’t have said that.

It’s a bikini world in the October ’13 SCORE

July 11, 2013 by Elliot James

There's more cloth in a handkerchief than on their bodies.

It’s all swimsuit sensations, bikini blasts and monokini mania in SCORE‘s annual swimsuit edition.

The October ’13 issue is the hottest swimsuit magazine on the newsstands.

We usually publish the swimsuit special in the August edition but we moved it forward this year to rush Sha Rizel’s debut, and September is our all-naturals issue.

With Hitomi, Venera, Leanne Crow, Karla James, Maggie Green, Maserati, Charley Green, Angela White, Valory Irene, Lana Ivans, Christy Marks, Rockell, Natalie Fiore, Melissa Manning, Lillian Faye and Marilyn Sakova in swimsuits, you know that summer has arrived in full force.

Plus, check out submerged babes in underwater photos from the DVD Big Tit Skinny Dip. Plus Shione Cooper and Jasmine Black in outdoor hardcore action. Plus, inside “Boob Beat,” take a chance to win Minka’s autographed 44KK bra and a rare copy of the November ’07 SCORE, autographed by Christy Marks!

Get your copy today. Click here!

And the flip side of the cover.

Monokini marvels of SCORE

June 29, 2013 by Elliot James

Kelly's in a monokini mood today.

What is breast in life?

The simple things.

Less is more. Especially when it comes to swimsuits.

Today, the great Kelly Christiansen models a black monokini before tossing it off to oil down. This suit could also function as a sling-shot.

This photo shoot has some of my favorite ingredients: a gorgeous, statuesque SCORE Girl in an extreme swimsuit and heels. A simple, seamless paper background so I can zero in on her. Oil. Lots of full-body shots.

One of these days, I want to ask Kelly if she would wear a suit like this at the beach or a pool.

Since Kelly started modeling at SCORE, she says she dresses a little more revealing in public.

I don’t remember ever seeing anyone built like Kelly wearing a suit like this at any beaches or hotel pools. If I did, I’d have handed her a BeASCOREModel business card.

Here are several other great moments in SCORE monokini history.

Vanessa Montagne: October '03 SCORE.

Karla James: August '11 SCORE.

Valory Irene: August '12 SCORE.

 

 

SCORE at your favorite store

June 18, 2013 by Elliot James

The September ’13 SCORE is now at your favorite newsstand and mag shop. This is the annual All-Naturals edition.

Or get it direct from the source to your door by clicking here.

There’s also a digital version with five embedded videos.

It’s the 20 Greatest Naturals vs. the New Naturals.

It’s a Who’s Who of bra-smashers in this issue including:

Arianna Sinn
Christy Marks
Diane Poppos
Hitomi
Karla James
Leanne Crow
Lorna Morgan
Maserati
Melissa Manning
Natalie Fiore
Rockell
Roxi Red
Sha Rizel
Siri
Terry Nova
Valory Irene
Venera

And that’s only a partial listing.

If your neighborhood store doesn’t carry SCORE, email their name and address to SCORE@ScoreGroup.com and we’ll show them what they’re missing.

Fresh off the press!


Nothing escapes the eagle eyes of a SCORE Man

April 29, 2013 by Elliot James

The white shorts of Valory Irene.

S.B. writes “Scorecard” (score@scoregroup.com) and has several observations to relay to his fellow SCORE Men. (I wonder if he works as a surveillance officer in a casino. This is detailed stuff here.)

“Last night in a Waffle House, a stunning blonde came in. She had a perfect figure topped off by blonde bangs. The doll had on a sweet pair of white shorts that showed off her lovely legs delightfully. When she sat down, a great deal of her darling thighs went on display. This showed more than we might see if she had a dress on. Her ankles and feet were attractive in a cute pair of sandals. When she went to the restroom, I won’t say how my dirty mind was thrilled by the idea of the babe taking her shorts off in the same building I was in. Or how sad I was that she later pulled her shorts back up. Her hubby has no idea how lucky he is to sleep with a doll with all these assets.

Karla James wears the kind of pants S.B. wants to see.

“So, No. 1: White shorts will do wonders for any girl’s legs in SCORE, especially with the big tits higher up.

“No. 2: Another popular item for girls is called ‘Capris’ up north. These are pants that extend to about a foot above her feet. They are between full-length pants and shorts. The result is sexy. It seems most Capris are worn snugly in the ass. Seeing a doll’s ass bounce around inside Capris is as much fun as following them while they’re wearing jeans. It some ways, it is more sexy since their legs are visible. And I almost forgot: Sometimes if you are lucky, you can see the outline of her panties inside her Capris. And you know what is inside her panties.”

I couldn’t find much in the way of SCORE Girls wearing S.B.’s Capri pants except for this Karla James photo set. I like the white shorts idea better than the pants idea since there’s a lot more leg to see. The tighter it is, the better to see camel toe. Of course, this kind of letter also gets replies from the guys who don’t give a damn about clothing, sexy or not, and just want skin as fast as possible.

Clothing aside, this business of thinking about a fox he saw going into a restaurant ladies’ room and imagining her dropping her shorts and panties in a stall is the work of a dirty mind at its finest. S.B. has the mind of a first-rate men’s magazine photographer.  I think like that, too, although I don’t go to waffle restaurants. Maybe it’s a good place to find models.

Who the hell knows what goes on in ladies' restrooms except ladies.

Four big-tit photos that I think are great, and the girls aren’t even naked!

January 26, 2013 by Dave

Taylor Steele

Shione Cooper

Colt 45

Karla James

Great photos in SCORE history have been on my mind a lot lately. So, I ask the question (which I know my own answer to): Can a photo of a big-boobed girl be a great photo if she isn’t naked?

By the way, these four photos have one thing in common (besides the fact that the girls aren’t topless).

 

Erection Day is here! It’s time to vote for your favorites in the SCORE and Voluptuous Awards!

October 26, 2012 by Dave

After winning 2011 V-Mag Newcomer of the Year, Hitomi is up for 2012 SCORE Newcomer of the Year and Voluptuous Model of the Year.

Election Day in the United States is only 11 days away. Thank goodness! For the past two months, voters in swing states (Florida, home of SCORELAND, is one of them) have been inundated with ads from the candidates. Every time you turn on the TV or radio, somebody is talking about the election. Meaningless drivel, all of it. The only thing that counts is the votes. And speaking of which…

The voting booths are now open for the 2012 SCORE and Voluptuous awards.

And since this is the season when politicians make meaningless promises they have no intention of keeping, I’d like to make some promises I do intend to keep:

1. The winners of the SCORE and Voluptuous awards will be super-stacked.

2. They will be far more attractive than any politician (including Sarah Palin, if she still counts as a politician).

3. Each issue of SCORE and Voluptuous will provide modeling opportunities for at least nine or 10 busty babes. Now that’s a solid plan to deal with the unemployment rate.

4. Rather than that goofy Electoral College system the U.S. uses, the winners will be based on the popular vote. One man, one vote.

And the finalists are:

2011 SCORE Newcomer of the Year Valory Irene is trying to pull off the N.O.Y./Model of the Year double.

SCORE Newcomer of the Year: Estelle Taylor, Goldie Ray, Hitomi, Melissa Manning, Nancy Navarro, Roxanne Miller, Sabrina Linn, Siri

Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year: Emilia Boshe, Goldie Ray, Janne Hollan, Kristi Maxx, Krystal Swift, Melissa Manning, Melissa Reed, Nancy Navarro, Roxanne Miller, Sadie Blooms, Siri, Tahnee Taylor

SCORE Model of the Year: Angela White, Beshine, Dolly Delight, Eva Notty, Kelly Christiansen, Leanne Crow, Maserati, Sheridan Love, Valory Irene, Venera

Voluptuous Model of the Year: Ashley Sage Ellison, Elaina Gregory, Gya Roberts, Hitomi, Jenna Valentine, Karina Hart, Leanne Crow, Micky Bells, Natalie Fiore, Renee Ross, Sophie Mae, Terri Jane

SCORE Hardcore Performer of the Year: Africa, Brittany O’Neil, Camille Morgan, Daylene Rio, Desiree, Elizabeth Starr, Kitana Flores, Minka, Stephanie Stalls, Goldie Ray, Siri

Angel DeLuca is a finalist in three Voluptuous categories. That's very impressive!

Voluptuous XXX of the Year: Bailey Santanna, Bunny de la Cruz, Camille Morgan, Desiree, Destiny Rose, Kristina Milan, Maserati, Melonie Max, Natasha Dulce, Sabina Leigh, Shyla Shy, Terry Nova

SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame: Alyssa Alps, Cindy Cupps, Colt 45, Crystal Gunns, Dawn Stone, Julia Miles, Lacey Legends, Sammie Black, Toppsy Curvey

Voluptuous Plumper of the Year: Angel DeLuca, Anna Carlene, Anna Kay, April McKenzie, Arianna Sinn, Camelia Davis, Dors Feline, Laurella, Marille, Marilyn White, Trinity Michaels, Violet Addams

Voluptuous Pussy of the Year: Angel DeLuca, Anna Kay, Elaina Gregory, Goldie Ray, Gya Roberts, Jenna Valentine, Karina Hart, Krystal Swift, Natalie Fiore, Renee Ross, Roxanne Miller, Siri

Voluptuous Ass of the Year: Angel DeLuca, Anna Carlene, Anna Kay, Ashley Sage Ellison, Dors Feline, Goldie Ray, Karina Hart, Marilyn White, Melissa Reed, Renee Ross, Siri, Sophie Mae

Vote now at SCORELAND.

 

Working at the Car Wash!

October 9, 2012 by Maria

Charley stretches to reach all those hard to reach places.

Today I got my car washed at lunch and I was sadly disappointed by the two frumpy, older gents who scrubbed my car to a shine and then vacuumed it to a tidy state.

Karla James peels off her wet T-shirt to get more comfortable.

Ines Cudna confuses Car Wash and Body Wash and we are perfectly fine with that.

Not because they didn’t do a great job because they did. They did a perfect job.

I was just sad because they weren’t topless, busty babes with their tits glistening in the sun.

I was disappointed because they weren’t SCORELAND sex kittens who wanted to do dirty things while cleaning my car.

Ah, the busty car wash scenario…it never gets old.

I tell you, I have seen many a  fundraiser car wash before and always said, “If these cheerleaders had big tits, they would be making so much more money!”

I mean think about it…who wouldn’t want to see a bunch of stacked babes, dripping wet in clingy white T-shirts or teeny, tiny bikinis, just scrubbing and swaying and jiggling to get cars clean. Just imagine their wet, sudsy tits pressing against the glass, mashed and succulent. If that existed in every town in America, well, things would be better.

Cars would be cleaner.

Karina Hart wears heels to the job.

Tits would be wetter.

It almost brings a tear to my eye, that’s how fucking glorious ginormous tatas at a car wash would be.

Jenna hoses down after a long day in the sun.

And while there are no chesty car washes all over the place right now, here at SCORELAND, we have seen our fair share of hotties working at the car wash and that is enough to tide us over.

So please, enjoy these sexy, wet women at work and at play because ANYTIME a girl can be wet and half naked, it’s a good time.

xoxox

Maria