Taylor, Jenna, Natalie, Karla and Arianna baring all in On Location Grand Bahama made my weekend. One of the cameramen was there when all five fully dressed babydolls were saying their goodbyes, and he snapped a few candids. As a lifelong student of the sweater-bulge and the tight-top phenomenon, I was extremely impressed by this one shot. Can you imagine the five of them walking down a crowded city street? It would make headline news around the world.
It’s always a bittersweet feeling when a group of models and the SCORE staff have to split up at the inevitable end of a trip. But there’ll be other times ahead. Good times.
Now that she has tit-fucked on film, will Taylor Steele (right) go all the way? Will Karla James makes the leap from good girl to good girl who fucks?
An impromptu poll I posted on the Blog last week asked, “Of the five girls in the On Location Grand Bahama special at SCORELAND, who do you think will be the first to do an all-the-way, XXX boy-girl scene?” The top answer–Taylor Steele with 45% of the vote–was not surprising considering that on Friday, Taylor did her first tit-fuck/tug-job scene, and as of 4:54 p.m. Eastern Time today, none of the other girls had ever touched a real, live cock on video.
I'd be happy if Natalie Fiore (left) merely tit-fucked on camera. As for Arianna, I wanna see her smiling sweetly while getting full-on fucked!
But there was one surprise in the poll: Karla James, who hasn’t even done full-frontal nudity yet, came in third at 17%, a point behind Arianna Sinn, well ahead of Natalie Fiore and Jenna Valentine. Part of this can be attributed to wishful thinking. You desperately want to see Karla fuck on film, so you hoped to nudge her a bit by giving her your vote. Nice try, guys. And, besides, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, who Karla has been compared to, fucked on film twice. Of course, she waited six years before she did it the first time.
On second thought, I wouldn't be surprised if Jenna Valentine did hardcore. Little by little, she's showing us her daring side.
And consider this: Of Linsey, Nicole Peters, Kelly Kay, Lorna Morgan and Kerry Marie–basically the five most popular British big-titters ever–only Linsey has done XXX.
Not knowing anything else, my vote would have gone to Taylor, too. She’s gone the furthest so far of the five girls, and she seemed so eager to milk the cock in last Friday’s video. But I do know something else. I’m just not saying. My second pick would’ve been Arianna, if only because she’s Romanian. Those Eastern European chicks love to fuck everywhere…bedrooms, in the street, on camera. Everywhere.
Anyway, we’ll keep the poll active today as we wind up On Location Grand Bahama with some great behind-the-scenes video footage that includes Karla kissing Arianna’s tits (does that count as girl-girl?). And a week and a half from now, we’ll post a SCORELAND mini-special featuring the bustiest naturally slim ‘n’ stacked girl I’ve ever seen. There’ll also be a three-week special at XLGirls.com featuring three girls from our recent trip to the Dominican Republic. More details to come. I promise. As I write this, Maria is trying to steal preview footage, and you all know how good Maria is at stealing stuff.
Walkin' in the sand. Natalie Fiore On Location Grand Bahama.
Something boobtastic has happened.
She’s beautiful. Intelligent. Sophisticated. And her breasts are even bigger than last time. It seems unreal, but it’s true. Natalie Fiore is bustier than ever. I’m in awe. I’ve been staring at her new photos in a trance. Glazed. Breastnotized. I think she’s a sorceress, this one. A nice sorceress, I mean.
Today On Location Grand Bahama episode 4 features Natalie, stacked to the max in her skimpy bikini and wrap, strolling on the beach. One of Miss Fiore’s first shoots in Nassau was on the beach (September ’07 SCORE). She wore a teeny red bikini and it was late in the day. This new pictorial is at sunrise.
What I also found interesting about the opener is that it almost looks like those sneak shots that celebrity photographers take of actresses and starlets walking somewhere. The opening pictures have an unposed naturalism that I’ve always found appealing. Plus, I’m a huge fan of busty girls walking. That’s very old-school in this era of over-the-top dementia. Yet, it’s true. I could watch Natalie simply walking on the beach all day if I could. And watch Karla washing a car in a wet T-shirt.
Get over to SCORELAND tomorrow for episode 5. Arianna Sinn has a lot to get off her chest.
Karla James brings to life one of the #1 male fantasies: the good ol’ busty car wash.
On Saturdays, my neighbor washes his car in his driveway. He looks like Homer Simpson.
In an alternative universe, I live next to Karla James. Every Saturday, she puts on a tight, white T-shirt and denim shorts and washes her car for a loooong, loooong time. My weekend is complete.
But the reality is, there is no alternative universe. That’s what SCORELAND is for.
Your local car wash does not hire employees like this
And without SCORELAND, I’d have never known about Karla James. In Part 3 of On Location Grand Bahama, Karla grabs a bucket and a cloth and goes to town. Paul Newman in Cool Hand Luke never had it this good.
Nothing beats a shower or a car wash. The simple pleasures in life are the best. Good, clean, wholesome fun. Thanks to Karla James. And the automotive industry.
And now it is here and happening inside of SCORELAND.
But I am getting ahead of myself. (Whew…the excitement is almost too much.)
I HAVE THE MOST AMAZING NEWS!
We weren’t going to do this. You should know that up front. We were NOT going to do any kind of special or big to-do with the footage from our recent Bahamas excursion. We went there just to shoot some photos and videos of models…NOT to do another On Location extravaganza or another Big-Boob Paradise.
And we were going to post the sets and the videos at our leisure and everything was going to be business as usual at SCORELAND.
But you guys weren’t going to have any of that malarkey!
You saw the pics I posted (stole) from the Bahamas and you went BANANAS! You DEMANDED that we give you a special. You said, “Hey, I want to see those big-boobed babes on the beach and I want to see them NOW!” And you know what, SCORELANDERS?
We listened.
So we are gonna cut loose with all this good stuff right now.
RIGHT NOW. ON SCORELAND.
For the next five days, you guys are gonna get videos and photos of Jenna Valentine (going HOTTER than she ever HAS!), Karla James (looking like a big-titted tropical dream!), Arianna Sin (who is TOO HOT for words!), Natalie Fiore (whose tits are even BIGGER than before) and Taylor Steele (doing her first tug job EVER)!
We know…it’s April 15th. The last day for those of you in the U.S. to file your taxes. We know…you have had a hard time this year with our crapanomic recession. So, at SCORELAND we figured we might not be able to give you tax relief, but we sure as hell are going to give you JACK RELIEF! So join us on this adventure to the tropics! Just you and these five busty beauties. Hell, take a few days off of work if you have to. You deserve a vacation with these vixens.
KarlaJames.com is part of My SCORE Sites on SCORELAND. My SCORE Sites: another word for free stuff if you're a member.
First, the good news. KarlaJames.com went live yesterday. And now for more good news. If you are a boner-fide monthly SCORELAND member (not a 3-day trial dude), you get KarlaJames.com free as part of the My SCORE Sites bonus inside SCORELAND. There were 10 My SCORE Sites, such as DianePoppos.com and CrystalGunnsWorld.com. All free. No extra fee. And now with Karla added, that’s 11 sites you get free as part of your monthly SCORELAND membership.
When you add in the Loyalty Program (one free site added monthly for every month you stay a SCORELAND member, an additional bonus not part of My SCORE Sites), there’s really no reason to leave the house that I can think of. Pizza, Chinese food and other staples of life can always be delivered. Not from us. We haven’t gotten into that yet.
I gotta tell you that I was against this decision and I bitterly fought it. I fought the law but the law won. Photographing models on these tropical paradises costs a lot of money, and that’s only the first step in the process. I think when you give people free stuff, they tend not to appreciate it or consider the costs. They yawn. They want more. That’s human nature. I’m like the prick credit manager at a car dealership who won’t lower his price by a penny. I’ve never believed in these new-wave freeconomics and freemiums theories. But after thinking it over, and talking to Dave and Maria, I’ve seen the light. I’m blinded by the light. And the light is Karla James. Free. No strings except string bikinis over her luscious bod. If you’re a SCORELAND member. Bringing you the girls you want to see is our thing. Another reason to join us.
(Dear Dave, I see your Arianna Video and I raise you this blog by the one and only Jenna Valentine. I figured the only way to trump a video from the Bahamas was to let Jenna, who was ACTUALLY there, tell you guys what it was like to frolic with the busties. And of course, she has some pics of all the behind the scenes action for you, too. Dave, I may be saying this prematurely, but…I WIN. lol xoxo, Maria 🙂 Take it away, Jenna…)
Jenna Valentine and her debut magazine, Voluptuous May 2010.
Jenna Valentine: Sublime in the tropics.
The view of the beach from the girls’ private house in the Bahamas.
Taylor and Jenna get close for comfort.
Taylor Steele, Jenna Valentine and Karla James…they want to mount your vessel.
Sailor girl Jenna could inspire a lot of seamen.
Oh, hi, SCORELAND Members!
This is Jenna Valentine, taking over the SCORELAND Blog for a hot mess of a minute. Somehow, I got permission to write a blog about my trip to the Bahamas. But before that, I’d like to officially announce (imagine dramatic royal horns playing!) that I got my first bra fitting! Okay, that’s boring, but the good news is (Well, at least for you guys, not my for my bra-buying wallet!) that I am a 36H! I don’t know how this happened. I’d like to thank the Academy and my good genes. I’ve had big boobs since fourth grade. I had D-cups by age 11. (Writing that made me feel creepy, and now I think Chris Hansen is behind me.) Anyway, I have no idea where these came from. No one in my family has big boobs. I am the only one. My mom (who’s a MILF by the way, guys!) is super petite. She’s 5″ and 100 lbs. (Now you know where I get my epic height from.) But my boobs? No idea. I just text-messaged my grandma and asked her if I was in some sort of nuclear accident area when I was born.
Okay, enough about my boobs. No just kidding. Let’s talk about more boobs. I was recently asked to take a trip to the Bahamas to pose for SCORE, and I said YES! (Exactly like that, without thinking.) Let’s be honest, I am obviously not one for the sun. Look at me. I have porcelain, fragile, vampire skin. I am also just a little scared of the ocean. (I have a lot of phobias.) However, I’d never turn down a chance to pose with some huge-boobed hotties in a private house on an island. Would you? No. (If your answer was yes, then I don’t know what to think or say about you.)
Let me tell you about the hot ladies I got a chance to bunk with. (This sounds like summer camp! A naked big-boob summer camp.) First, there’s Karla James. Karla looks even more innocent and young in person. She has a very sweet face and her boobs are huge. Gigantic. Bigger than mine! I was shocked. I’ve never met anyone with boobies bigger than mine. She says she’s a G, but I’m thinking GGGGG. Then there’s Taylor Steele, and she is HILARIOUS. She’s the funniest, hottest chick ever…with huge knockers. Her boobs were also bigger than mine. (Seeing a pattern here, guys?) But let’s talk about Arianna Sinn! This girl is the sweetest, most-adorable girl on this planet. I don’t know what it was about her. Maybe it was her accent and the way she said some words that made my heart skip a beat! She was my roommate, but unfortunately we did not share a huge bed together. I was sick when I arrived in the Bahamas, so we had separate beds. But if there’s ever a time where I can room with her again, don’t you worry, I’d share a bed with her without even thinking. I’d spoon her with my boobs. Oh, I forgot to mention, Arianna’s tits were the biggest. I’ve never been the one with the smallest boobs in the group. I seriously felt flat-chested next to these girls! It was unbelievable. I came in thinking I had huge boobs, and I was out-boobed by three other girls! Standing next to Taylor, I’d look down at my shirt and go, “Oh.” I was super-disappointed!
I think my favorite part of the trip was actually going into the ocean with these girls. I haven’t been in a bikini or the ocean for about 10 or more years, but why would I ever say no to an opportunity to go jump up and down topless with three other hot chicks with HUGE boobs? We had sand fights, took off our tops, swam in the ocean, rolled over, rubbed sand on each other’s boobs and ran slowly down the beach topless like a topless Baywatch episode.
I had four wonderful days of watching girls get wet in the ocean, rub down their boobs with lotion and baby oil, get hosed down, put on sexy lingerie like garters (which are my absolute favorite!), jump up and down, do cartwheels (Karla did them, though she refused to do it for the camera!), try on bras, rub each other’s boobies, slap each other’s asses and shake their asses, too (That was mostly Taylor, though.).
I’ll miss my three big-boobed girls, and I hope one day we can all do another fun photo shoot! I can’t wait till you guys see us all together in bed in our SCORE tees 🙂 It was like the giant, big-boobed sleepover I always wanted! So ladies, if you’re reading this, I miss you all and I hope one day we can be boob-to-boob again. SCORELAND members, I love you guys and thanks for all your awesome support! I hope you all bought my debut magazine, Voluptuous May 2010, and enjoyed it. (I secretly hope I am someone’s new favorite pin-up girl!) I also hope you guys enjoyed my blog. I am the least-serious person so I wanted to make this funny to read!
I can’t wait until you guys get to see our sexy Bahama shoots!
And now, to borrow a few poker phrases, I’m going to call those photos and raise her with this: Video of Arianna (and Taylor, too), shot on-location in the Bahamas. The video was shot by our studio chief, Tushna, on her iPhone. I’d like to say that I stole the video from Tushna’s iPhone, but I didn’t. I just said to her, “Your Arianna Sinn video or your life.” The video’s short, but it’s sweet, like Arianna.
It’s St. Patrick’s Day, and you know what that means, don’t you? It means that every guy in the bar tonight will throw on the beer goggles and try to fuck anything that walks. And probably some inanimate objects, too.
The idea of beer goggles was always funny to me. We drink and we drink until every girl at the bar becomes pretty, at which point we can then take them home, fuck them and not be disgusted with ourselves. You know, because we’re such fucking studs that we have to be absolutely bombed to go dumpster diving with a girl who isn’t a fucking super model. Or, you know, maybe it’s just our own insecurities. Beer goggles don’t transform ugly girls into pretty girls. They transform uptight douchebags into normal human beings.
We say that being drunk is an excuse to fuck someone we wouldn’t normally fuck, but the truth is, WE WOULD ABSOLUTELY FUCK THAT GIRL! We just don’t want to get made fun of by our male friends who are hiding behind those same exact insecure thoughts. Sometimes, as men, we really are just that stupid.
That’s why being shit-faced is great. When you’re THAT gone, you’re not thinking about anyone other than you. That girl on the dance floor who’s more Khloe than Kim (Kardashian)? The girl at the bar who may be packing a little extra around the midsection? You’ll totally try to fuck those girl in the parking lot now! And that’s good, because one of them might be the blow job champion of her hometown. And the other one might secretly love anal. And you wouldn’t have known any of that if you were too busy being terrified of what one of your insecure, jackass friends was going to say about you the next day.
If you’ve ever been one of those douchebag guys–and believe me, we all have–don’t go feeling bad about it now. It’s human nature to be insecure. You just need a way to overcome it. That’s why, this St. Paddy’s Day, I want you to go out and get hammered. I want you to drink till you’re blind and can’t form complete sentences. I want you to do as many Jägerbombs as it takes to break free from the shackles of your own insecurities and fuck the girl with the hairy arms.
Because you never really know what you’re missing out on until you ride it like a drunken cowboy.
When I posted some pilfered shots of Jenna Valentine, Taylor Steele, Arianna Sinn and Karla James in the Bahamas recently, you guys went bananas! Not to mention that the girls themselves started commenting about how much fun it was to play in the sand and go crazy on the beach.
Well, all of your excitement about those photos made me excited, too!
That’s why it is my pleasure to post some more shots from that trip to paradise.
Behold! The busty bunch in the surf coating each other with sand. It looks like the girls had a great time rubbing each other’s bodies. (It’s pretty good stuff to look at, too!)
I don’t know about you guys, but this pictures make me want to play beach blanket bingo with these ladies. They are Bahama Mamas, for sure.
