Tag Archive: Karla James
March 5, 2010 by Elliot James
Tonight a Karla James pictorial and a video.
Our special SCORELAND feature devoted to Karla James is back for the fifth and final week, but don’t despair. Don’t do anything drastic. I’m gonna miss these weekly updates myself, but I’m also looking forward to the future. In this pictorial, Karla wears a low-cut, tight dress that’ll send an electric buzz up your spine. And, as promised, Karla’s first video will also be shown tonight. Karla chats to SCORE studio manager Tushna, models a tight t-shirt, demonstrates the acrobatic way she puts on her bra (A real showstopper, it is, too!) and caps it off with some topless fun. Karla’s voice alone may hypnotize you if you have a fondness for listening to lovely British accents like I do. It’s a relaxed, informal video shot on location. Karla is very charming and her warmth and personality are immediately picked up by the camera. Don’t miss the grand climax to a great five weeks. Your buds at SCORELAND wouldn’t steer you wrong.
March 4, 2010 by Maria
Karla James, Arianna Sin, Taylor Steele and Jenna Valentine in the surf in the Bahamas!
Karla James shooting water everywhere...like a busty fountain!
Howdy Hooter lovers!
So, here is the skinny…our studio staffers went to the Bahamas recently to shoot models Arianna Sinn (Yum!), Jenna Valentine (My lesbian crush!), Karla James (Brit tit bomber!) and Taylor Steele (Canadian cans galore!) in the tropics. All you need to know is that there were tits and they were a’jigglin’ all over the place and sun and surf, which obviously makes stacked chicks want to be naked all the time.
I wouldn't mind being nestled between these ladies and their impressive chest snuggies!
Okay, so right off the bat I am going to just brush off the fact that they didn’t take me to paradise (AGAIN!!!) when they took these four righteous hotties to the Bahamas. I am just going to let it go that I wasn’t there when these babes were frolicking in the ocean, wet and naked. I’m not mad. I can look past it. And to show that I am not a bitter person, I (stole) reviewed these pics from the trip just now and I’m going to post them for you guys. 🙂
I want to be run down by a big-tit stampede!
I don’t know about you guys, but seeing these curvy cuties in these string bikinis makes me feel warm…in all the right places! I advise you guys to keep your eyes peeled and your cocks hard for the videos and photos that are coming your way from the Bahamas! Here’s another incentive…I hear rumors that they even shot Natalie Fiore, on this trip, too! (Okay, I’ll admit that typing that out made me a tad bit jealous that I didn’t go. I would have killed to rub tanning lotion on Natalie’s amazing jugs.)
My favorite picture in this series is the one where the girls are running towards the camera. I will openly admit that if I had to pick a way to check out of this world, being stampeded by half naked juggies on the beach is probably up there with being smothered by a bunch of tatas.
Enjoy the pics boys! (And remember to click on them to enlarge them to full-jacking size!)
xoxo
Maria
February 27, 2010 by Elliot James
It's bra modeling time in the Karla James Special.
Holy gazongas, Boob Man! Xmas gifts come way early this weekend at SCORELAND! First up, the stunning Karla James does a bra special in her fourth pictorial. Karla says, “I have to buy my bras from a well-known shop here in England called Bravissimo. They specialize in large support bras for big-busted women.” And they’re doing a fine job of work in supporting the big boobs of the UK, we might add! Don’t forget that next week, we wrap up this special with pictorial #5 plus a video. Ya don’t want to miss it.
Africa and friend take the sweater fetish to the limit in SCORE Theater.
Today, Africa wears the tightest sweater and the shortest mini-skirt she has for her date with an Englishman who sure loves him some big sweater bulges! Africa gives him everything she’s got and backs up that nice, round butt for his English banger in a SCORE Theater video called “Sweater Stretching And Anal” aka “Bangers And (Mammary) Mash.” Africa’s been cumming here since 2001, and we’re always happy to see her cum. (Or as the Brits say, “I’m arriving.”)
Shione goes all the way on her first SCORELAND date!
And finally on Sunday, the month climaxes, and so does the model, in “Boobs, Boots And A Body For Sex” starring the mystery girl that Dave discussed in earlier blogs. So who’s this great mystery girl? Her name is Shione Cooper, and she’s another new, stacked Czech from a long line of buxom Czech beauties. Twenty-two-year-old Shione was only doing mild glamour pin-up posing (no open leg, no pink) when she started modeling last spring, but her chest was preceding her and turning her into the latest big-boobed European sensation. During the last two SCORE road trips to Prague in 2009, our schedules just didn’t connect in the same time-space continuum. Then we got the news that Shione was ready to do bottomless lap-dancing (read: fucking). We didn’t ask her why the change of pace, but never question the power of the boob gods and goddesses looking down from Mount Mammary. Just go with the flow. Shione doesn’t just lay there and say the ceiling needs painting, either. She’s as hot as a sex pistol…a 34DDD caliber sex pistol.
February 20, 2010 by Elliot James
Good, clean, slippery fun at SCORELAND!
Girls taking showers are a staple of drive-in and B-movies. Porky’s is one of the better known flicks with a sexy shower scene. Teen comedies, women-in-prison flicks, slashers, monster movies…they all throw in a shower scene. I know a bunch of guys who make them in California, but they have never put a girl as stacked as Taylor Steele in their movies. The biggest let-down for me is how short these shower scenes are. If you’re lucky, you get to see a flash of nipple and some tush. Not so with the Taylor Steele shower video playing Saturday. Taylor takes a soapy shower that lasts for almost 15 dripping minutes. Sometimes the simple things are the best. I’ve posted a screencap from the video because there’s no photo set. I’m not a Canadian, but after Taylor debuted on SCORELAND on September 19, 2009, I can now say I’m proud that we share a border with this great country. My only question is, are there any more like Taylor back home in Toronto, eh?
And then Sunday in SCORE Theater, Rachel Love stars in a pizza delivery video that may sound cheesy, but once Rachel leaves the room to get the money and returns just wearing a bra and panties, you figure that the only pie that’s gonna get eaten will be hers. I’ve always been a big fan of Rachel’s. She’s dropped out of The Big Show several times since the mid-’90s, but she always comes back every few years and is always a busty little hottie. This video was shot P.O.V., so we don’t have to see the guy’s stinking face. I guess the SCORE studio shared my opinion of Miss Love since they cast her in a big feature movie in 2009, Mamazon. She deserved it.
Yes, it's a cheesy, crusty theme but I'll watch anything with Rachel Love.
Karla James: never enough!
Today, Karla James appears in the third pictorial of her SCORELAND Special. The buzz about her is intense, and rightly so. Not just by the members but by anyone who’s seen even one photo. This week, Karla is dressed to kill in a tight skirt and a low-cut top that displays her 34Gs like a frame showcases a work of art. Karla says she loves to dance and loves dancing movies. Hopefully in the near future, we’ll get to see some of Karla’s dancing skills. Me, I could watch girls just dance and shower all day. And eat pizza. And drink some cherry wine…uh-huh.
February 13, 2010 by Elliot James
SCORELAND has yet another great weekend ahead with a well-rounded offering of the very finest in beautiful, busty babes. Like Dave always says, prepare to fall in love…three times! That’s a lot of arrows to pull out of your ass cheeks!
Karla James.
First up is the gorgeous Brit Karla James with her bountiful bon-bons spilling out of her bikini. Hey, it’s Valentine time! Karla was made for bikinis, beautiful beaches and sunny days.
Suckin’ the big titties of Camillia Davis.
Today, Camelia (Sex In The Titties) Davis stars in a very hot, breast-packed video with mucho boob bouncing, shaking and swinging. If you loved Camelia in her most recent SCORELAND video Sweatin’ To The Boobies, you’ll love her even more in Tittie Knockin’.
And Sunday, Valentine’s Day, is the perfect day to schedule Jenna Valentine’s pictorial and video. After seeing this video, we gotta say that Jenna deserves her own TV show.
February 8, 2010 by Dave
Linsey from the April 2006 SCORE
Karla James, debuting now at SCORELAND
Comparing a new busty model to Linsey Dawn McKenzie is never fair. It’s like comparing every new, promising baseball player to Babe Ruth or every opera singer to Maria Callas. It’s possible to be great without being the greatest. And, yet, the comparisons to Linsey Dawn McKenzie kept coming up when I posted the photo of Karla James on Friday. Anonymous said, “Looks like we have a new Linsey Dawn!” Sean said, “Linsey Dawn is my all-time favorite model, and this girl looks like she too can become a legend.”
Yes, there’s definitely a facial resemblance between Linsey and Karla, and they’re both from the UK. Plus, this much is undeniable: Karla is stacked. Who’s more stacked? Does it really matter? If a pair of G-cups is wrapped around your cock, are you going to say to the owner of those G-cups, “I’m sorry, honey, but you’re going to have to leave. Those aren’t double-H cups.”
Of course, Linsey and Karla are both naturals, and that’s astounding considering how firm their tits are.
By the way, to answer some questions about Karla, yes, there will be video of Karla, and you’ll get to hear her speak. No, Karla isn’t the great new girl who I hinted to for the end of the month. That’s a different great new girl. Karla kinda came out of nowhere. So enjoy Karla (a new set will be posted every Friday for the next four weeks). Enjoy Linsey. Enjoy all of the girls. Their tits are there for you here at SCORELAND Nation.
Yes, I did say SCORELAND Nation. If there can be a Red Sox Nation and a Who Dat Nation, why not a SCORELAND Nation?
February 5, 2010 by Dave
It was just a week ago that Maria gave you a sneak peak of a spectacular new natural who, in her words, we shot “on location somewhere overseas.” Well, now it can be known that the new discovery’s name is Karla James, she’s British (yes, another great British natural) and we shot her on location on the coast of Spain. We try to work quickly around here, and just a week after we shot her (her first naked photos ever), Karla is debuting today at SCORELAND (figure at around 5:00 p.m. EST). Here she is:
Karla James, new today at SCORELAND.
“It is really hard to find clothing which does not emphasize my breasts,” Karla said (why would she even want to try?). “If I wear loose clothing which does not show my figure, than I look overweight because of the size of my breasts. So mostly I wear tight clothing to show my figure.” Atta girl! As Elliot James (no relation to Karla) wrote in Karla’s introductory copy, “Spoken like a girl who understands the mind of the SCORE Man.”
Of course, Karla’s clothes come off inside SCORELAND. For the next four weeks, we’ll post one set a week of Karla on SCORELAND. That’s what’s known as a slow tease. Slow but rewarding.
