What did SCORE Girls do first in the wonderful world of labor before the call of the camera became too powerful to resist? We asked a few sweet things and here’s what they said.
Kaytee Carter: “I’m a country girl. I grew up on a farm with three-thousand acres of hops! I worked the fields and drove the truck. My father was a hops farmer, but we didn’t brew our own beer.”
Natasha Dulce: “I worked at McDonald’s in Tampa, Florida. But I was sent home because I wasn’t wearing my hat. My dad cussed out the store manager, and she fired me.”
Angela White: “I actually worked at Burger King. I used to work the drive-through which was supposed to be a great privilege. I caused a lot of trouble there…good trouble…the trouble where you end up in ice fights trying to get as much ice as we can down each other’s pants. I was a crazy teen…oh, wait…I’m still crazy! Modeling is more fun though!”
Okay, it’s only September 13th but I want to go over who’s new, hip, hot and happening at SCORELAND this month because a lot is going on.
On September 2, Kalila Kane arrived for the Big Show. Kalila is slim, exotic, stacked and slinky. She comes to us courtesy of a friend who is a SCORE fan. Kalila says “I just started training in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and I’m teaching myself to play the piano. I trap, have fixed and release feral cats in the D.C. area. I currently have a 1992 Kawasaki Ninja Ex250 motorcycle that I’m fixing up. I’m really into group sex and consensually forced sex at the moment, so most of my fantasies revolve around that. Having sex when it’s kind of wrong satisfies me.” Okay, I’d like to see her do a XXX video for us. She had me at altruistic stripper and Kawasaki Ninja 250.
On September 5, Jazmine debuted. A pretty, slim-n-stacked bikini beach bunny, Jazmine went straight from New Discovery to boy-girl in the space of two days. She’s got a rack and she’s on track. In this era of instant gratification, it’s interesting to observe that here’s someone who waited to do a XXX scene, even if it was for a day. I’m not quite sure why Jazmine waited so long but I’m sure the Boob Brotherhood was happy about it. Jazmine likes doggie-style, oral sex, her hair being pulled, being finger-fucked and spanked. “I try to have sex every day,” says Jazmine. If she’s gonna have sex every day, she might as well do it here, right? Why keep it a big secret?
On September 10, Rockell hit SCORELAND like an asteroid. In other words, a heavenly body. SCORE doesn’t get many models from Alabama. “I love being nude. If I could be a nudist and do it in Alabama, I would. But I turn heads wherever I go, topless or not.” I absolutely believe that and I think that being seen at SCORELAND is Rockell’s big break-out move. I also think the magazine readers who pay little or no attention to this thing called the Internets are going to go ga-ga-gazongas over Rockell. She has the kind of easy-going, relaxed, having-fun vibe I got from Kerry Marie, Jessica Turner, Lorna Morgan as well as from Valory, Terri Jane, and Kaytee Carter.
On September 12, Roxi Red exposed her shock and awe inspiring K-sized wonders for the first time. Dave, Maria and I felt like we were Tasered. Memories of the mammaries of Sammie Black, Jenny Hill, Mianna Thomas, Miosotis, Vanessa Del and Kristina Milan flooded my brain. Roxi is a rare one! “In high school, I went from DD to H to K,” said Roxi. “I was always interested in becoming a model but I was always told that my boobs are too big. But I’m happy to be where I’m at now. This is the first time I’ve ever done any adult modeling.” The swine who dictate to the sheep of society what models should look like would not give Roxi her due but we are happy to place her on a pedestal. You can also get some really good boob angles when they loom over you.
And tomorrow, a new SCORE wife enters these Hallowed Halls of Hooters and she’s going for the big enchilada with special sauce. Barbie Kelley is the spouse of a reader who has collected and kept every single issue of SCORE and Voluptuous ever published. That’s 20 years. He could have kept his own SCORE wife to himself yet they chose to share her with the big-boob world and to enjoy seeing their own fantasies come to life. Now it’s official: Barbie has joined the League of Extraordinary Busty Housewives of SCORE. “If I am going out, I usually wear a bra. Around the house, all bets are off and you’ll be lucky to find me in any clothing if I am home.” Lucky man!
I’d like to point out that we’re only through half the month. So stay tuned.
Yoga is considered to be a healthy activity for both mind and body.
I am not going to dispute this fact that’s been known for thousands of years.
Yet there is a lurking danger behind this seemingly innocent and beneficial practice.
Breasts are composed of fat and glands. When a girl gains or loses weight, her boobs usually follow in suit and often her breasts are the first to lose mass and weight when she loses weight.
Depending on the style of yoga, different numbers of calories are burned during yoga training.
Calorie burning leads to fat loss.
Fat loss leads to breast mass loss.
I might sound like an overreacting alarmist, but I worry about stuff like this.
A pound is 3,500 calories.
Yoga can burn 100 to 594 calories per hour depending on the style.
So, please, if you have big boobs and practice yoga, or you know someone who has big-boobs and practices yoga, please humor me, stay alert and watch your weight.
Michelle May practices booba yoga.
Kylee Nash can flex her pecs in our faces anytime.
I’ve touched on this subject before, but I’ve never really gone into it in-depth the way I’m about to. The main reason I’m bringing it up is because I just finished writing the copy for tomorrow’s SCORELAND2 posting of Harmony Bliss, in which the tall, blonde, sexy, pointy titted, first runner-up for 2001 SCORE Newcomer of the Year sucks and fucks in a scene that starts with Harmony sunning herself by a pool before moving inside. It’s one of my favorite scenes. I love how Harmony’s pointers point straight down while she’s getting fucked doggie-style, and her shaved pussy always looks great around a cock. Harmony’s pussy is so shaved, you’d think it was bald.
Shaved=Hair used to be there. It was shaved off. If it’s not shaved or waxed again, it’ll grow back.
Bald=Hair either was never there or will never be there again. No shaving will be required to keep it hairless.
Harmony’s pussy looks bald.
Anyway, I’m getting away from my point, which is this: Harmony is one of the girls who I least expected to go hardcore and surprised me the most when she did. After all, in 2001, when she debuted, she said, “I like seeing the girls get all dolled up for the photo shoot, in fancy outfits, sexy lingerie, like the pin-up girls of old used to do. I don’t even like all of the XXX hardcore. I like the glamor stuff more. I don’t need to see cum shots and I’m not a huge fan of those close-up shots. I like to see the whole model, all of her body and her curves.”
Well, we’ve seen all of her and more. In the scene that goes live tomorrow at SCORELAND2, we get to see cum all over her body and her curves.
So, who else is on the list of models who I least expected to see do porn and was most surprised when they did do it?
I guess Brandy Talore comes to mind, but she went hardcore only a year after her modeling debut, so I didn’t have enough time to expect her to do or not do anything. Harmony waited more than six years.
I’m surprised that Valory Irene ever touched a cock on-camera, but she waited less than a year, and she still hasn’t gone all the way.
Linsey Dawn McKenzie really made us wait. Over five years, in fact. I remember when John Fox told me that LDM had finally decided to do hardcore and that the videotape was on its way from our studio in London, England to Miami. I didn’t believe it until I saw it.
Autumn-Jade surprised me a little. Dawn Stone surprised me a lot.
Kaytee Carter…she surprised me. She did it once. I’d be shocked if she ever did it again, but I’m keeping my fingers crossed.
Harmony Bliss…she has done a lot of scenes…and every time I see her in action, I can’t believe what I’m watching. She just might be No. 1 on my list of, “I Never Thought She’d Go All The Way And I Still Can’t Believe She Did.”
These belong to the girl who placed No. 18 in our "20 for 20" voting. The action continues today at SCORELAND.
So the “20 for 20” celebration continues today at SCORELAND with the announcement of our 18th-best SCORE Girl of all-time as voted by SCORELAND members, and I can tell you a few things about this girl:
1. Initials N.F.
2. Tits get bigger every time we hook up with her, which is impressive since she’s 100% natural.
3. She’s the first of several girls who didn’t make it into the Top 20 named by magazine readers but did make it into the Top 20 as voted by website members. What does that mean? Hey, you tell me!
Also continuing today (and tomorrow, too) is the daily gift-pack trivia contest in which members have a chance to win a limited-edition 20th anniversary cap and shirt, among other goodies, and let me tell you something: I’m surprised. When Elliot and I first thought up the questions, we wondered, “Are they too easy?” Well, the answer is a big, gigantic NO!
The way it works is, each day, we present three SCORE-related trivia questions. Answer all three correctly and you get entered into a random drawing for one of 20 gift packs. Well, so far, I’d say about 10% of contest entrants have answered all three questions correctly.
On Day One, the answer that tripped up most people was, “How many times did the Boob Cruise sail?” The correct answer was five, but almost everybody answered six. Surprisingly, most people correctly answered the one about the real-life farmer’s daughter who grew up working on a hops farm. The answer is Kaytee Carter, and when Elliot devised that question, I said to him, “Nobody’s going to get that right.” But almost everybody did.
On Day Two, almost everybody knew that Lorna Morgan poured heavy cream over her body in Key Largo, Florida, but a lot of people thought Chloe Vevrier’s first SCORE shoot was in London, England (it was actually in Eleuthera, the Bahamas), and not a lot of people knew that Lisa Lipps had brought her own stud to a SCORE hardcore shoot.
Well, I’m glad the questions haven’t been too easy. That makes it more fun. I’m not sure which of today’s questions will stump readers. There’s one about whose first XXX scene was a threesome, then there’s one about Autumn-Jade’s growth spurt and another about Tawny Peaks.
All I can say is that those gift-packs are going to be well-earned, and if you happen to win one, wear that cap and shirt proudly. In my opinion, you’re the big-boob world equal of any Jeopardy champion.
The Day 2 winner was A.E.W. of Silver Spring, Maryland. Congratulations!
Today I was checking out our Twitter (It’s @SCORELAND for all of you who tweet and want to follow us!), and I realized that it’s Throwback Thursday. (It’s also International High Five Day, so here’s an H5 for all of you from us!) Throwback Thursday is basically a chance for people to reminisce about the good times that were and the glory days of yore.
I thought to myself, “Self, we are SCORELAND. We ARE big tits. No one has more glory days than we do.”
And so I decided to do a special Throwback Thursday post featuring some of our most-glorious blog videos from days gone by. A top five blog videos of all time post. Well, I think they are the top five. I asked Elliot to help me take a trip down Memory Lane and we came up with this list. I didn’t ask Dave because he was in our studio talking to someone with big tits. I am pretty sure he has his own opinion about the top five. Too bad, Dave. This isn’t about you. 🙂
So, without further ado, here are some of the greatest blog videos of all time. They feature incredible models like Renee Ross, Cherry Brady, Jenna Valentine, Daylene Rio, Destiny Rose and the rest of the cast from More To Fuck. Looking back at all these videos made me realize how much fun we have here at SCORELAND and how awesome it is to do what we do…bring you big tits no matter what. Check out the videos below and enjoy your Throwback Thursday. I know I did.
xoxo
Maria
#5) The busty babes of More To Fuck sit down with Dave and chat about bras and tits. Very informative and titty-filled stuff.
#4) I sit down with Renee Ross and talk about sex, and she demonstrates what the best way to titty fuck is. This is like a PSA for titty fucking, I promise.
#3) Cherry Brady is the best hula hooper I’ve ever seen. Well, until she took her bra off, then she was the best, worst, topless hula hooper I have ever seen, and it was AWESOME.
#2) Daylene Rio talks to Dave while she is fucking. That’s talent.
#1) Valley girl talk and titty-bouncing class with Jenna Valentine…one of the funniest blog videos of all time. And we high-five, so this blog is also cool for International High-five Day.
Today, I am going to tackle what may be one of the causes of boob shame.
Boob prejudice.
Breast bigotry.
Cleavage discrimination.
On this day, I am going to rant and rail against what we at SCORE have called “boob prejudice” in society.
It can lead to girls wearing clothes and bras that minimize their chests, something that sucks big time.
Street creeps making filthy comments to busty girls walking past them might be the most obvious and blatant example of boob prejudice, but it’s not as insidious as:
Employers declining to hire women because they have large breasts, thinking that the bustier the woman, the dumber or more incompetent she is.
School teachers treating busty students poorly, thinking that for every rise in bra-cup number, the IQ number is lower.
Classmates bullying or making fun of a well-endowed classmate.
Busty politicians being criticized…no wait, skip that. There are no busty politicians. Why? Because boob-bigots won’t vote them into office!
Do U.S. companies show boob prejudice against busty job applicants?
Instead of going on and spewing my dissatisfaction like this, I’m going to publish some excerpts from our interviews so the models themselves can recount the big-boob prejudice they have encountered.
Tatiana Blair: “I never had any trouble with the boys. It was the girls who were very mean to me.”
Melonie Max: “I was teased. A lot. It was rough while I was growing up. The girls hated me. But all the boys liked me. And I was always the new girl in town because my step dad was in the military, so I moved around a lot. So, I was always new and all the girls hated me and all the boys liked me.”
Autumn-Jade: “I thought I was a freak of nature. I had these really big boobs and I didn’t know what to do with them. Not like now. They called me names like watermelon patch or jugs. I would just look at them and laugh at them. I wouldn’t let them know that they hurt my feelings.”
Autumn had a ball.
Brianna Costello: “When I’m at the car wash, people just stop and stare, and I really think that when they’re looking at me, they’re having judgmental thoughts about my big boobs. A lot of them aren’t looking at my boobs because they like big tits, although I know a lot of the men do. They’re looking at me because they’re thinking things like, ‘Oh, she has no class,’ or, ‘She’s not a proper Southern lady,’ whatever that is. So I’ve come up with naming them boob-prejudiced people.”
Joy Juggs: “All of the girls’ boyfriends looked at my boobs, and they all wanted to talk to me, and the other girls didn’t like that too much. They all thought I was trashy and slutty and slept around a lot just because I had big boobs. At that time, I was actually still a virgin.”
Bre: “One time, we were at this pep rally and all these guys were saying, ‘You stuff your bra! You stuff it with toilet paper!’ I lifted up my shirt and I said, ‘Yeah, that’s right. I stuff it with my titties.’ I got in trouble and got suspended. I was always getting in trouble in school. That’s why I had to home school. I would always get sent to in-school suspension for wearing little skirts and little tops. I hated school because I always got into trouble for no reason, just because of what I wore.”
There’s a lot more of this on-file, but I’m starting to boil over with anger and rage re-reading it. So let’s move on to some happier recollections because I can’t handle any more personal recounts of boob prejudice.
Michelle May can hold her own against bullies.
Michelle May: “I got a lot of smiles and winks from a lot of the guys. I wouldn’t say that I was hated on because I went to school in California and everyone showed a lot of skin. I mean, it is commonplace for people to walk around half-naked in California. I would say that I was the flavor of the week for maybe a week and then people got over it. I got the nickname Shelly Big Boobs and Tits McGee. It was all in good fun. No one ever went out of their way to be nasty to me.”
Kaytee Carter: “If a guy comes up to me and says, ‘You have big tits,’ I’ll say, ‘You’re a fucking genius.’ And I make fun of him. If a guy comes up to me and says, ‘You have ginormous tits,’ I’ll make fun of him, but I’m not mad at him.”
Carrie Ashton: “A lot of the guys would say stuff about them, but I think it was more, um, perverted than malicious. They wanted to touch them or talk about them. All of the girls pretty much left me alone.”
Joy Juggs: “The guys all treated me very well. Anything I wanted, they would get for me. If I needed my pencils sharpened, they would sharpen them for me. If I forgot to do my homework, they would do it for me. That all started quick when I got into high school. I think I caused a lot of problems with guys and girls. Not on purpose, mind you.”
Jasmine Shiraz: “I got away with murder. I could do just about anything and I wouldn’t get in trouble with the male teachers. I remember throwing something at one of my teachers, and I didn’t get in trouble at all.”
Boob prejudice must be stamped out in our time. Instead of spending more money on another war in the Middle East, our tax money should be allocated to public education and awareness to eliminate this form of social discrimination.
Around the turn of the century (the 20th century, not the 19th century), an editor at SCORE coined the question, “Where have all the good girl-girls gone?”
That editor has moved on to another career, but it’s still a relevant question.
We still ask it.
In a poll running at SCORELAND. we asked, “Should we shoot more girl-girl scenes?” We also said that if anyone had any names in mind, they should email Scorecard@Scoregroup.com. So far, the results are running in favor of more girl-girls: 43% say yes, 35% say no and a whopping 22% are indifferent about it. (I never get that neutral stance about topics like this. Either you like it or you don’t.) There has been one suggestion via email that I’ll publish in “Scorecard.”
Tawny Peaks and Colt 45. Thems were the days.
The big time for busty girl-on-girl stuff was during the early-to-mid ’90s. Chloe, Linsey, SaRenna, Angelique, Minka, Kayla Kleevage, Tawny Peaks, Danni Ashe…they were the champions of girl-girl action. Because of newsstand restrictions, the girl-girls in the magazines were simulated. Nipple sucking was fine, but tongues and toys could only hover a inch away from pussies. It was the same kind of simulation with the boy-girls. On video, it was a different story, so tongues, cocks and strap-ons could go all out, or in this case, all in.
Minka, Plenty and Kayla in Mega-Boob Olympics
I always felt big-bust girl-girls were more prevalent then because most of the girls didn’t want to do scenes with guys, so this was a substitute to get some kind of sex in rather than because a percentage of guys were turned on by seeing two or more girls going at it with tits, tongues and toys.
During the late ’90s and early ’00s, Brittany Love, Dawn Stone, Tanya Danielle, Nikki Diamond, Ariana, Adina, Julia Miles and Deanna Baldwin were doing most of the girly flings. Brittany in particular became the go-to girl for Sapphic action at SCORE. She locked lips with Haley Hills, Dawn Stone, Deanna Baldwin and Mary Carey.
Brittany Love meets Dawn Stone. They both went on Boob Cruise 2000.
My personal favorites in the ’00s were the Autumn-Jade and Sierra scene, Kerry Marie and Cassandra, the Cindy Cupps and Crystal Gunns pairing, the Cindy Cupps and Summer Sinn fling and the Cherry Brady, Angela White and Brandy Talore chick flicks.
Who’s been hot for the clit and the slit at different times at SCORELAND? Angela White, Cherry Brady, Brandy Talore, Annie Swanson, Rebecca Love, Destiny Rose, Kaytee Carter, Arianna Sinn, Summer Sinn, Daphne Rosen, Maggie Green, Holly Halston, Eva Notty and her friend Sarah Satori, Christy Marks and Renee Ross. Alexia Moore and Danielle Derek: Now those two were in a lipstick-lesbian league of their own.
Sierra shoots Autumn. One thing leads to another
Most of the newer girls–Leanne Crow, Jenna Valentine, Karina Hart, Natalie Fiore, Karla James, Micky Bells, Sophie Mae, Taylor Steele, Merilyn Sakova and Valory Irene among them–prefer to fly solo. I guess that’s how trends cycle. Maybe that’s the way it should be. If a girl’s not into other girls, it’s not going to work on-camera, either.
Newcomer Sheridan Love is really into pussy, proven by her recent encounter with Charlee Chase. I think it’s the only girl-girl we did at SCORELAND in 2011, not counting threesomes with a guy. Who would Sheridan bump boobs well with in the future if she does another girl-girl?
We haven’t released a girl-girl DVD since Busty Snatch Club. Is it worth making another one with a new cast?
Girl-girls: a thing of the past? Or due for a revival? Bring them back? Keep them in the closet?
A.W. writes “Scorecard,” SCORELAND‘s letters column: “I’m looking forward to more of Jasmine Shiraz. I hope this was more than a one-time fling. Another girl I want to see more of is Kaytee Carter. She never did that hardcore video. Now that Destiny Rose is doing hardcore and loving it, how about asking Kaytee and Destiny to do a threesome?”
K.S. also sent his take about Jasmine:“Hope to see Jasmine Shiraz again soon. She is extremely sexy looking. I’m impressed that she masturbated all-out on her first trip. I love girls that look like the kind of girls you see at work or in class and will do hot things. That means they are wild in bed and, I hope, proud of it. Elaina Gregory, Catt Green and Beverly Paige are like that also. I think in the back of our minds we think that most girls would never consider taking their clothes off for the camera, and Jasmine contradicts that stereotype.”
Jasmine will indeed be back. As far as Kaytee trying a boy-girl video, let alone she and Destiny teaming up again, only time will tell.
K.H. writes: “I am overwhelmed by ‘The Impossible Dream Girl’ Venera. I read that her name means worship and goddess; both are true. My favorite model is Danni Ashe. I am not one to compare, but I do recognize similarities in women.”
Summer's tits open all doors.
Venera: will she win SCORE Newcomer of the Year?
W.A. has a different point of view about a longtime topic at “Scorecard” and includes some personal history. He may be bucking the majority–or is he?– but he deserves to speak his mind and be heard: “Since I read ‘Scorecard’ and all the comments under the daily scenes, I know I am outnumbered here by the naturals fans, but I’m happy to say that I love big boob jobs. I love girls like Annina, Summer Sinn and Brittany O’Neil more than the naturals. I think they are also much hotter and sluttier in their sex scenes than the naturals with a couple of exceptions (Arianna Sinn, Christy Marks). Most of the steady girlfriends in my life have had boob jobs, and most of them got them before they met me. I just zeroed in on them. I love the springy feel and the look of them, especially in bed with my cock sliding between them and into their mouths. In fact, I’ve had arguments with some of them because I can’t keep my hands off their tits when we’re together. When I see a girl with a boob job on TV, I can’t change the channel. So say all you want but don’t knock them until you’ve tried them. I haven’t found a girlfriend with tits the size of Minka’s or Casey James’ yet. The odds would be like hitting the lottery, but I can still think about it.”
Thanks to all the SCORE Guys and Gals who contribute to “Scorecard” (Scorecard@scoregroup.com). With an average of five letters published every week, over 3,000 letters with accompanying photos have been archived in “Scorecard” since 2000. Keep the tradition alive. Your comments and suggestions are always appreciated!
