July 6, 2014 by Dave
Don't hold back when you're fucking Amy Anderssen from behind. She can take it.
When I had the pleasure to interview Canadian mega-stacked Amy Anderssen, I asked her which she likes better, her huge tits or her huge ass.
Said Amy, “I like both because both can get played with very well, and they just turn me on. I love when my tits get sucked, and I love when I’m getting fucked in doggy. My ass is just bouncing on the guy’s cock, and it’s so sexual and horny. It gets me really wet.”
Both of those things happen in Amy’s first full-sex scene for SCORELAND, which you can view right now.
Amy also discussed her striking similarity to reality TV star Kim Kardashian.
“I love Kim. She’s one of the reasons I went from blond to brunette. She’s the poster girl for that kind of look. She’s one of my role models. She’s always well-dressed, well-behaved. I love her hair and makeup. I love how she handles the press. She never trash-talks people. Her demeanor, her professionalism are fantastic. I think she’s one of the best celebrities. People diss her all the time, but that’s because she’s so good.”
“Isn’t she known for her ass?” I asked Amy.
“Yes,” Amy said.
“Who has a better ass?” I inquired.
“I’m gonna say Kim,” Amy said. “But I’ve got Kim on the boobs, so it’s 50-50.”
Sorry, Amy, but I disagree. You have it all over Kim. And I’m sure you fuck a lot better, too.
March 30, 2012 by Dave
I'm spending "National Cleavage Day" with Leanne Crow. How do you like dem apples?
Every day is cleavage day for newcomer Melissa Manning
Today is “National Cleavage Day.” Yep, there is such a thing, and it’s today, March 30, 2012. It’s the creation of the bra maker Wonderbra, which celebrated the event by sending out what The Sun newspaper called “a harem of scantily-clad women” down Oxford Street in London wearing just their bras and panties. I’m sure that right this very second, you’re getting ready to “Google” photos of the event, but don’t waste your time. I checked out the photos, and there isn’t a big-buster in the bunch. I mean, there they are in London, England, home of Linsey Dawn McKenzie and more big-titted naturals than I could name, and they couldn’t find some girls with real, big racks to celebrate “National Cleavage Day”?
Wonderbra also released its “Celebrity Cleavage Top 10,” and the only women on the list with anything close to a big rack are Kim Kardashian and Marilyn Monroe. Some actress or model I’d never heard of named Lara Stone made the list. I “Googled” her and…no, no, no! Christina Hendricks of Mad Men did not make the list. Are these people blind?
Anyway, it’s pretty clear to me that the mainstream media and Wonderbra know nothing about big tits. Now, I have nothing against the idea of “National Cleavage Day,” but if you’re going to celebrate it, celebrate it right.
In other words, spend it at SCORELAND.
March 17, 2010 by Guest Blogger
Karla James: Rendering beer goggles unnecessary.
It’s St. Patrick’s Day, and you know what that means, don’t you? It means that every guy in the bar tonight will throw on the beer goggles and try to fuck anything that walks. And probably some inanimate objects, too.
The idea of beer goggles was always funny to me. We drink and we drink until every girl at the bar becomes pretty, at which point we can then take them home, fuck them and not be disgusted with ourselves. You know, because we’re such fucking studs that we have to be absolutely bombed to go dumpster diving with a girl who isn’t a fucking super model. Or, you know, maybe it’s just our own insecurities. Beer goggles don’t transform ugly girls into pretty girls. They transform uptight douchebags into normal human beings.
We say that being drunk is an excuse to fuck someone we wouldn’t normally fuck, but the truth is, WE WOULD ABSOLUTELY FUCK THAT GIRL! We just don’t want to get made fun of by our male friends who are hiding behind those same exact insecure thoughts. Sometimes, as men, we really are just that stupid.
That’s why being shit-faced is great. When you’re THAT gone, you’re not thinking about anyone other than you. That girl on the dance floor who’s more Khloe than Kim (Kardashian)? The girl at the bar who may be packing a little extra around the midsection? You’ll totally try to fuck those girl in the parking lot now! And that’s good, because one of them might be the blow job champion of her hometown. And the other one might secretly love anal. And you wouldn’t have known any of that if you were too busy being terrified of what one of your insecure, jackass friends was going to say about you the next day.
If you’ve ever been one of those douchebag guys–and believe me, we all have–don’t go feeling bad about it now. It’s human nature to be insecure. You just need a way to overcome it. That’s why, this St. Paddy’s Day, I want you to go out and get hammered. I want you to drink till you’re blind and can’t form complete sentences. I want you to do as many Jägerbombs as it takes to break free from the shackles of your own insecurities and fuck the girl with the hairy arms.
Because you never really know what you’re missing out on until you ride it like a drunken cowboy.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Now go fuck something.
