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Watching an extraordinary girl doing ordinary things
There may not be any meat in the refrigerator but there sure are some meaty tits out of it.
I love seeing extraordinary girls doing ordinary things.
Today at SCORELAND, Kim Velez does the following:
• She combs her hair.
• She washes dishes.
• She looks inside her refrigerator for something to eat.
• She looks inside her kitchen cabinets for a pot to boil water.
The fact is, I would watch paint dry if I was watching Kim watching paint dry. Of course, Kim does a lot more than that today, like tit-fuck a banana, bounce her tits in slow and regular motion and play with her pussy, but to paraphrase Jerry Maguire’s girlfriend, whatever her name was, “Kim, you had me at bending over with your tits hanging out to get something out of the refrigerator.”
You know what pissed me off about that movie? If he had her at hello, then why did she make him waste his time with that long, pathetic monologue? Was she so hungry for praise? Maguire should’ve dumped her right there.
Sorry. I thinking about Jerry Maguire puts me in a bad mood. I’d better watch Kim washing dishes again.
Bake & shake with Dulcinea
Starts today at SCORELAND.
Kitchen kitten Tigerr Benson shows how she juices
Tigerr Benson. Finding a Tigerr loose in the kitchen can make a man hungry. Tigerr doesn’t just make fruit salads. She juices fruit. Juices them all over her big, round tits.
I don’t fantasize about Tigerr as the housewife type, but I could tap into that domestic daydream.
Actually, Tigerr does like cooking in and dining out. I asked her. She was in Paris at the time, a city not famous for the “Royale with cheese.”
Tigerr, what’s your favorite restaurant and your favorite dish?
“My current favorite restaurant is Gaggan in Thailand. It’s a 20-course meal. My favorite dishes on a quiet night in is Vongole Spaghetti or Goya Champaru. That’s Okinawan.”
Two videos and a pictorial. Lots of Tigerr today.
Our kind of juicing. A very healthy activity.
“Homemaker Humpin” with big-tit Brit Harmony Reigns
“Happy wife, happy life” is not only a piece of advice out of a fortune cookie. It’s fact.
Achieving domestic bliss is easy with a stacked, hot, young wife like Harmony Reigns.
Let’s take a look at a typical day in their cozy love shack.
Harmony is starting to blow smoke rings out of her ears when Tom ignores her after she’s called him over to the table for a spread she’s prepared.
Shirtless and reading the newspaper, Tom wears his wife earplugs that were designed for hubbies.
Harmony removes her homemaker apron. She’s wearing lingerie, her big tits bulging out of a tight bra.
The way to a man’s heart is through his junk.
Wanna be happy for the rest of your life? Pick a busty girl to be your wife.
Sheridan Love is the Top Heavy Chef at SCORELAND
The best part of waking up?
It’s not coffee in your cup.
It’s finding Sheridan Love and her 34G-cups padding around the kitchen. Sheridan’s wearing a pink bikini under a robe.
What’s for breastfast? See the video and photos today at SCORELAND. You’ll see the menu.
I hope the cooking and food TV networks don’t start to copy SCORE after seeing this. Ya never know with these reality TV execs.
We asked Sheridan if she watches her SCORE videos at home.
“I don’t watch my video scenes because I know I’d be a harsh critic of myself,” she replied. “But I do look at the pictures.”
How can we change Sheridan’s mind about that?
A boob buffet with Sheridan
Angel Wicky has no reservations
Angel Wicky has no reservations. In more ways than one. This restaurant has the busty blonde beauty covered. They even let Angel and her dinner companion fuck on the table. A full sex-course meal with wine.
See this fresh scene tomorrow at SCOREVideos.com and SCOREHD.com.
Angel is a foodie on-camera and off-camera. One of her solos is in a kitchen, where she bakes cupcakes.
One of her hardcore scenes is also set in a kitchen. She makes dinner for a hot date, a meal that’s delayed on account of fuck.
The Czech dish says she is always preparing lavish Czech dishes for friends and family at home.
Angel has an ultra-randy imagination that she lives out in the real world.
“I watch porn and erotic movies and I also read erotic books. I like opposite styles. Role changing. I feel like I’m a devil in the body of an angel.I have some fantasies, first, about a dominant girl and her slave boys that the girl uses for pleasing her. She does with them anything she wants, how often she wants, binding and spanking them. On the opposite side, I also like the shy, submissive girl and the horny bad guy who uses the girl, makes her crazy and fucks her brains out. Thanks to porn, I do almost everything: oral, anal, double penetration, group sex, sex with Japanese or black guys, bondage and S&M. I’ve been a slave and a domina. All the fantasies I had I’ve tried already in porn and in my private life. I don’t have a problem talking about what I like and implementing it. I’m an exhibitionist and an open-minded person. I love to do role playing with costumes, make-up, my body and my face.”
Date With A Hot Angel
Thanksgiving is tomorrow. What’s cooking in the SCORELAND kitchen?
Nobody's going to complain about Maggie's salad.
Pound your drumstick to Annina's breasts.
Are you hungry or horny? SCORE Girls spend a lot of time in the kitchen–at least in our kitchen–but they don’t do a lot of cooking. So, if you’re in the mood for food, then you’ve come to the wrong place. But if your fantasies run along the lines of having a huge-boobed girlfriend in the kitchen on Thanksgiving Eve–and you’re willing to order takeout tomorrow or go out to dinner–then you’ve definitely come to the right place.
You know, Jenna, the turkey's not going to just cook itself!
Denise Derringer asks, "Would you like some pie with my pie?"
Candace Von likes a man who licks her plate clean.
And remember, Thanksgiving is a time to count our bountiful blessings. What are you thankful for?
Daphne Rosen reveals her secret recipe.
Candid Boob Camera
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- Something’s tickled their funnybones.
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- It’s made from inflammable fabric.
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- Catt & Beverly got close for comfort.
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- The kitchen is never boring with Maggie Green whipping up something tasty.
In stores next week: the Holiday ’11 SCORE starring Dolly Delight, Leanne Crow, Sheridan Love, Catt Green, Sandra Star, Chica, Alia Janine, Valory Irene, Eden Mor, Sophie Mae and a chance to win Maserati’s autographed bra in “Boob Beat.”
Check out the just-released Fall DVD catalog in PDF.