Tag Archive: Kristy Klenot

Out of the “Scorecard” mailbox

June 10, 2014 by Elliot James

Bex measures up.

Email your thoughts, ideas and comments to the “Scorecard” reader forum at score@scoregroup.com.

Discovering Bex

I’ve never heard of Bex Shiner. But based on what I’ve seen, she should become quite famous with the SCORE and Voluptuous fans. If I had been fortunate enough to be locked up in a Big Brotherhouse with her for 51 days, I would have had to

"My pleasure over Anjii is intense and prolonged," writes R.N.

masturbate several times a day or risk getting caught walking around with a serious boner.–D.B.

Uneven Pairs

One of the things I noticed is that one of Hitomi’s breasts is larger than the other.  For some reason I find that very exciting.  Are there other readers who get turned on when a model has breasts of different sizes? I would also like to give a special compliment to lovely Anjii Ross.  She is unique. Usually when I jack, I go fast and furious and cum quickly.  So I really appreciate when a model is so breathtakingly beautiful that I can sit back, relax and stroke slowly and sensuously while I enjoy every aspect of the lady’s beauty. Anjii affects me that way. Her natural breasts hang in a very alluring way and everything about her is perfect. I even stroke with pleasure over Anjii’s upskirt view of her sexy panties before she begins to strip. My pleasure over Anjii is intense and prolonged. Thanks for reading.-R.N.

Kristy doesn't need a horse to saddle up.

Riding The Bull

Something which would be fun for the models to try would be a topless filmed annual rodeo bull (machine) riding competition with perhaps six venues and up to eight models at each. At the slow, then fast speeds. Longest combined times wins. One or more of each to eliminate two models in each round. Later rounds with two to four goes at each speed.-P.R.

It’s safer for a model to ride the cock instead.

 

It’s…Breastacular

March 25, 2014 by Elliot James

A Breastacular DVD.

8 hours of 33 SCORE Girls on 3 DVDs.

For $39.95?

That’s Breastacular.

No guys. Just sexy covergirls and centerfold girls.

Breast and nipple pleasure, lip-spreading, top-stretching, toying, bra destroying, working-out, showering, stripping, oiling, jack encouragement, dirty talk and more.

Alia Janine, Angel Gee, Bella French, Beshine, Brooke Tyler, Cameron Skye, Cassandra Calogera, Charley J. Matthews, Christy Marks, Contessa Rose, Dominno, Estelle Taylor, Eva Notty, Isis Haze, Jessi Rhodes, Karen Fisher, Karina Hart, Katarina Dubrova, Kelly Christiansen, Kitana Flores, Kora Kyrk, Kristy Klenot, Kylee Nash, Lillian Faye, Mandy Pearl, Melissa Mandlikova, Merilyn Sakova, Morgan Page, Rockell, Sha Rizel, Sheridan Love, Stephanie Stalls and Taylor Stevens. Check out the trailer at eBoobStore.com.

Sheridan Love: One of the 33 Breastacular SCORE Girls in this 3-disc DVD.

 

Boob Bloopers #8: Bloopers Unchained

January 25, 2013 by Elliot James

It’s that time again. Time for the candid cleavage camera capturing SCORELAND Girls in boob bloopers that may cause boners.

So that's what they read.

Angelina sizes Juan up.

Michelle can appreciate the American sense of humor.

Finding her happy seat.

Ivy Darmon spells it out.

It’s a big, buoyant, busty, bouncing birthday bash week

November 14, 2012 by Elliot James


“The girls born with boobs they are meant to show will find their greatest happiness in showing them.” -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, German poet and artist (1749-1832)

“All I have learned, I learned from boobs.”-Abraham Lincoln, 16th President of the United States

“Uncorseted, her friendly bust gives promise of pneumatic bliss.”-T.S. Elliot, poet (1888 –1965)

The Lineup: Like a buffet of tits for your dick.

April 26, 2012 by Maria

Ah, the lineup. That moment on-location somewhere beautiful when all the sexy babes on vacation with us come together like a Beatles song, standing side-by-side, tits held high, like a summit of stackdom. It’s fucking glorious and one of my favorite things about location shoots.

It’s like a buffet of tits for your dick. It’s that good.

Because, really, when will you ever see a feast of flesh this amazing anywhere else? I don’t care where you live or where you shop, there is no way that one day, five scantily clad, stacked babes are gonna show up and stand side-by-side in big-tit harmony like this at your local supermarket or mall.

It ain’t happening.

And, really, this is what we’re known for at SCORELAND. The big-tit vacation and subsequent lineup are…like…our thing. We are good at it. I would venture to say that no one does it better.

I mean, I saw it IN PERSON once when I went on-location to Hungary, and it was impressive. Busty, topless hotties all grouped together, giggling and shaking their tits at one another…have mercy, it was like I died and went to big-tit heaven.

So today, I salute the lineup and all the babes who sand tall and proud and say, “Hey, I have big tits and so do these gals standing next to me. Please, stare at them.”

It almost brings a tear of joy to my eye.

xoxo,

Maria

 

T-shirt stuffing

March 24, 2012 by Elliot James

According to the Guinness Book of World Records, the largest group of people wearing tank tops was 3,500 on October 2, 2010 for the annual “Deni Play On The Plains Festival” in Deniliquin, NSW, Australia.

We’ve never come close to that record for SCORE Girls wearing tanks, but if quality beats quantity, I present as evidence this photo of Jenna Valentine, Karla James, Taylor Steele and Arianna Sinn from On Location Grand Bahama. There’s a world tank top record for something here. I feel it in my bone.

Tanks for the mammaries, girls.

 

The current world’s record for wearing the most T-shirts at once currently belongs to a gentleman from Colombo, Sri Lanka who wore 257 T-shirts on December 22, 2011. He looked like the Incredible Hulk. But even that doesn’t come close to the number of forward inches achieved by the upper-body projection of a SCORE Girl wearing just one tank top. I submit these photographs as further evidence of my claim.

Would you go into a tank with Kristy Klenot?

Shelly The Burbank Bomber’s tank rockets

Tank you very much, Eva Notty

Destiny Rose and her tank stretchers

Sheridan Love: tank commander

Born to be bare. Happy birthdays to…

November 21, 2011 by Elliot James

Take the SCORE Girl pop quiz:

1) Which two models are Canadian?
2) Rachel Love carried a spear in which SCORE movie?
3) Who was a bodybuilding champion before she became a dancer and model?
4) Who did a girl-girl with Autumn-Jade?
5) Who posed pregnant?

The answers tomorrow.

Lacey Legends born Nov. 19.

Lacey Legends born Nov. 19.

Kristy Klenot born Nov. 19.

Kristy Klenot born Nov. 19.

Lilith born Nov. 19.

Lilith born Nov. 19.

Rachel Love born Nov. 21.

Rachel Love born Nov. 22.

Ivy Darmon born Nov. 22.

Ivy Darmon born Nov. 22.

Sierra Skye born Nov. 23.

Sierra Skye born Nov. 23.

Sabryna Stone born Nov. 24.

Sabryna Stone born Nov. 26.

Platinum Peaks born Nov. 27.

Platinum Peaks born Nov. 27.

Lily Valentine born Nov. 28.

Lily Valentine born Nov. 28.

Kelly Kay born Nov. 29.

Kelly Kay born Nov. 29.

Ashlee Chambers born Nov. 30.

Ashlee Chambers born Nov. 30.

Separated at birth?

December 28, 2010 by Elliot James
Iva. A bundle of curvy Czech goodness.

Iva. A bundle of curvy Czech goodness.

We began photographing big-chested, little Czech hottie Iva in 2003, then 19 years-old and already doing the wildest sex, certainly wilder than her Busty Euro Maids playmates Veronika and Marketa, and much wilder than Ines Cudna. “Unbearably cute one minute, ridiculously hot the next,” emailed Lewis. “They are the right size, not too small, not too big,” Iva said about her perky pointers. “I am always keeping them in bras. I sometimes get bad and pull down my top to men at discos and swimming pools.”

Kristy Klenot. She can wear ya out easy.

Kristy Klenot. She can wear ya out easy.

There’s another cheery, high-energy Euro-babe who also fits the bill here, another Czech we met during the “Hungary For Hooters” week on SCORELAND. Kristy Klenot. Kristy also helped out as a translator when she wasn’t sticking her tits out at the camera or sexin’ the bone. Or starting trouble in the “Mean Girls” video. Kristy’s a feisty, horny, rambunctious multi-tasker!

Now as we enter 2011, another great New Discovery is set to make as big a splash as Iva did eight years ago. Lana Ivans is a Romanian and has much the same personality as Iva did. Feisty, spunky, fun-loving, energetic. The same mischieveous glint in the eyes. “I like to dance a lot, I like to flirt. I have fun flirting,” Lana says. “My boobs are all natural. They look much, much bigger because I am slim.”

Lana Ivans. Did you see this pictorial last week on SCORELAND?

Lana Ivans. Did you see this pictorial last week on SCORELAND?

Separated at birth? No, but they sure are short ‘n stacked kissin’ cousins. We have a New Years Eve special planned for Lana on SCORELAND. More about this later in the week!

Who Is Lana Ivans?

November 19, 2010 by Elliot James

Lana Ivans just debuted on both SCORELAND and SCOREVideos and will be appearing in her first SCORE mag soon. She is brand-new to modeling, and her body and face remind me a lot of those two European sexpots, Iva from Busty Euro Maids and Kristy Klenot from Busty Riding Academy. But who is she? Who is Lana Ivans?

Don’t bother Googling. You won’t find anything. Just watch our Blog video right now. In this video, you’ll learn more about this busty little hottie, a country cousin to Arianna Sinn. (They’re both Romanians.) The chat fun was handled by our man Lester while Dave and I toiled at our desks, alone and forgotten. Lester shoots a lot of the backstage videos. He’ll spirit away a girl if she’s not occupied and have a spontaneous video moment. I like his approach. Like getting their tops off quickly! So I think this will fill in some of the questions you may have about Lana.

Lana joins an amazing line-up for our newest DVD Big-Boob Finishing School, which hits the eBoobstore on Monday. How amazing? Valory Irene. Arianna Sinn. Sophia Mae. Eden Mor. Together. And Michelle Bond in her first SCORE movie as the owner of the finishing school. How great is that? We’ll show you some of the group fun next week.

Oh, yeah, Lana’s also doing a Tits & Tugs video the Saturday after this on SCORELAND. I almost forgot to tell ya that. A fun way to spend Thanksgiving weekend. Thank you, Lana and Lester. Let’s roll the video.

They say it’s your birthday

November 15, 2010 by Elliot James
Alia Janine was a jungle girl to reckon with in Mamazon The Movie.
Faith was the covergirl of November ’09 SCORE.
Jayden Prescott is the wife of a SCORE reader. He has done well.
Tera Cox stars in Pounding The Pledges and Tits On Top.
Kristy Klenot lives in the Czech Republic.
Role model Lacey Legends retired to become a businesswoman.
Happy birthday, ladies.