Tag Archive: Lactating tits

Sometimes words won’t do…

April 30, 2010 by Maria

Miosotis, a natural wonder of the Dominican Republic, gets her tits out today at SCORELAND.

Miosotis, a natural wonder of the Dominican Republic, gets her tits out today at SCORELAND.

[Dave here: I have just hijacked this blog. I know you guys love Maria, but before she gets to what she wants to talk about, I need to remind you that Miosotis and her KKK naturals make their SCORELAND debut today. Photos (I attached one), plus three behind-the-scenes clips shot on our studio manager’s iPhone. Now back to our regularly scheduled blogger. Take it, Maria.]

I am a writer. I am also an editor. That means that my vernacular should be vast enough that I can describe to you the epic, amazing WOW’ness of seeing Kristina Milan fuck and watching her tits milk simultaneously. But sometimes words won’t do.

In fact, to quote the one-hit wonders Extreme, (from the ’90s), sometimes you need MORE THAN WORDS.

Well, I am not going to write a song about it, I’ll tell you that.

Thank goodness we have video. 🙂 Enjoy this teaser of Ms. Milan, pounded, and her milking mounds, too.

xoxoxo

Maria

Kristina Milan…She IS one in a million.

April 29, 2010 by Maria

Being an editor here in the Universe of all things TITS, well, I’ve seen a lot of funbags, guys. I’ve seen ’em bigger than big and I’ve seen ’em in every color. There are oblong ones, hangers, missiles, cannons, perkies, jumbos, pancakes and whoppers.

That said, I’ve been looking at the footage and photos that were shot in the Dominican Republic, and for the first time in a long time…I am in AWE of the mammary splendor. I mean, it’s like nipple Nirvana!

So, I let my sticky fingers wander…(I just realized how perverted that sounds! LOL) and I pilfered some extra shots for you guys.

Kristina Milian, Arianna Sinn and Miosotis...enough tit power to milk a plethora of peckers!

Kristina Milan, Arianna Sinn and Miosotis…enough tit power to milk a plethora of peckers!

This first one is of Kristina Milian and Miosotis just hanging out. But wait…who’s the meat in that tit sandwich? Why, it’s Arianna Sinn, and man, her tits are overshadowed by the sheer girth of these Latinas’ tatas. It’s mind-boggling!

I have never seen a pair of…milk jugs?…like Kristina Milan’s.

They are like sacks of lactation, man!

You might not, but Kristina Milian sure does GOT MILK!

You might not, but Kristina Milan sure does GOT MILK!

I watched Kristina’s solo video at least three times, and seeing her tits drip and drip and drip…well, it made me want some Oreos real bad!

As a busty Latina, I have a special place in my heart for other busty Latinas, and Kristina touches my special place.

(Oh, wow, I am full of these dirty one-liners today, eh?)

What I meant to say was that I really like watching Kristina touch her special place and let her boobies leak all over the place.

You guys enjoy these behind the scenes pics of the ladies in the Domican Republic while I go grab some cookies.

And be sure to check out Kristina’s two-day special on XLGirls.com. Today, she struts her stuff, and tomorrow, she fucks. And yes, the WHOLE time her tits are raining breastmilk like glorious fountains. 🙂 Can’t wait!

xoxo

Maria

You’re So Vein. You Probably Think This Post Is About You.

March 26, 2010 by Maria

Tits!

(Saying that word out loud always makes me smile.)

They come in all shapes and sizes, but round these parts, we prefer ’em nice and big. (Bigger than big, actually.)

And lately, I have been getting a whole bunch of emails and letters about big ole’ veiny ones.

There is something about huge bazookas that are covered in those blueish-colored, long streaks that make some of you go wild.

(Okay, lots of you.)

I, for one, was not so much a fan of veiny tits until I met Renee Ross and her big, veiny tatas were smack-dab in my face and then I was all about them. And of course, Bebe Cooper‘s tits were veiny and, um, rainy? (She was lactating all over the place out of those veiny jugs when she was here.) These ladies made me a believer!

And then, when I saw pictures of Anna Beck‘s pendulous tatas, (She debuted in the April ’10 issue of V-mag. 😉 ) the first thing I said was, “Whoa! Look at that road map of veins!”

What say you, blog buddies? Do veins reign supreme for you?

Chime in.

TITS! (Sorry, but I had to say it one more time before I left. lol)

xoxox

Maria