Tag Archive: Lap dancers

It’s a blonde bombshell bust-out kinda week at SCORELAND

May 26, 2017 by Elliot James

It’s another big, bodacious week at SCORELAND.

Yesterday, Codi Vore came clean in a wet set.

Today, young MILF Katarina Dubrova is a nut-busting lap dancer.

Sunday, Katie Thornton elongates her perky nipples with miniature breast pumps.

It’s impossible to take a bad picture of them. Girls don’t get more photogenic.

Dave will be blogging Saturday about the debut of super-discovery Erin Star. Erin’s stacked real-life sister Helen debuts June 3rd. Because of these Star-spangled sisters, Europe once again trumps the States in big-boobed babes. At least America has Codi and Milly Marks.

 

 

“Scorecard” letters. We get “Scorecard” letters.

March 28, 2016 by Elliot James

The Uncensored Guide to Lap Dancing

Dave and Elliot’s series on lap dancing (“The Uncensored Guide to Lap Dancing“) was a hoot. I’m sure much of it was true, but I’ve found that strip clubs in North Carolina are dull compared to the clubs in Florida. The part of the article that interested me was the so-called SCORE/Voluptuous model with body odor. I love the natural odor of a woman during sex. Call me a freak and a pervert, but I get off on the smell of women. My girlfriend plays golf, and after 18 holes, she’s hot and sweaty. The first time we had sex was after her three-hour-plus round with her girlfriends. She wanted to shower first, but I was too horny. She worried about her smell. I told her I was turned on by her smell. We fucked all over the apartment for about 45 minutes. I enjoyed every whiff of her body. She knows I’m a freak and loves that I want to smell her pussy and asshole when I’m giving head. So if a girl has a little stink, go for it and enjoy!–B.H.

Girls wanted. Must have big boobs.

Where do you guys find and recruit your models? I ask because I know a woman who would be perfect for you. She has long, blond hair, 44E tits and a great body. She’s not really my girlfriend, at least not yet, but she is the kind I really like. She thinks she’s fat, but I keep telling her that many, many men adore women like her and there are even magazines dedicated to full-figured women. I have read interviews of women who said they were encouraged by their husbands or boyfriends to pose nude for you so that got my curiosity involved. How can I get info on how to get my friend to apply to be a model?–T.G.,

We never met a woman who didn’t think she was fat. We find models from all over. It’s more difficult now for American-based companies to photograph non-US models on US soil because of government requirements. That’s why we shoot girls like Lila Payne outside the US. Log on to http://www.BeAScoreModel.com for the answers to your questions. The way to apply for any of our categories are outlined.

Sometimes ya feel like a nut

My favorite way to see a video end is the facial or in the mouth with cum swallowing and dripping out of her mouth onto her tits. Everyone, including yourselves, seems to end quickly as soon as the male cums. You should linger more after the cum shot and not be in such a rush to end the scene. If she will take cum in her mouth, let’s see the girls roll the cum around in their mouths, opening their mouths wide and sticking out their tongues in a playful way. When the guy just cums on her tits with the girl just laying there quietly and the scene fades out, there’s no sharing between them. She might as well be a photo he is cumming on. When she opens her mouth and offers her face for cum, it feels like they are sharing and that she really wants to enjoy his cum. Now, if a girl doesn’t want cum on her face or in her mouth, she should at least rub the cum into her tits for a while before the scene is ended or, better, let’s see her get up and shower it off in the bathroom like she would do normally. Another thing you should do is to get very close to her tits or face, wherever the guy cums. I am not a fan of creampies unless the girl is good at raving about it when he cums and she pushes it out, and most of them are not. Creampies are boring and you have no choice but to look at the guy’s cock in her pussy until he pulls out. I would rather see her face as she waits for the cum. What’s also very important is that you need males who can produce a respectable load of semen. If they can’t, I suggest they go on the Internet and see what foods and nutrients they should add to their diets to produce bigger and thicker amounts.–F.D.

Emails. Letters. Comments. The girls actually do read them in the magazines and online.


 

The Uncensored Guide to Lap Dancing: Part Five & Conclusion

February 24, 2016 by Elliot James

Tip the dancers on stage, even if you’re not sitting at the stage.

Click here for Part Four

LAP DANCE ETIQUETTE

Or, that dance doesn’t stink. You do!

You’re not going on a date when you enter a strip club and look for a lap dance, but you’re still going to be associating with women. Just because you have what they want (money) doesn’t mean you can be a disgusting pig. So, before you leave for the club:

1. Take a shower or make sure you smell good. You want these girls getting as close to you as possible, and they’re not going to want to if you smell like a garbage dump.

2. Think twice before putting on cologne. What if she doesn’t like what you’re wearing? What if it reminds her of her ex-deadbeat boyfriend (as opposed to her current deadbeat boyfriend)? Remember, you’re not trying to build a long-lasting relationship with her. You’re trying to get her to grind your cock in a way that’ll get you off.

3. Don’t wear rough pants. If you wear denim jeans, make sure they’re soft and pre-washed. Soft khakis are good. Sweatpants are fine, too, if the club allows them. Loose and soft is the way to go. If you have the balls, wear baggy shorts with no underwear. When you get to the club, take your keys and bulky items out of your front pockets.

4. If you haven’t shaved for a few days, shave. If you scrape a dancer’s boobs with your metrosexual stubble, her experience will be less than pleasant, and that will affect your experience. This rule does not apply if you have a full, soft beard.

Then, when you get to the club:

1. Don’t get drunk off your ass. First, you want to exercise some money management. One time, a friend and I went to a ballgame in Montreal. He drank a beer an inning. Then we went to one of Montreal’s notorious strip joints, at which he promptly fell in love with a dancer, convinced himself that she liked him and proceeded to empty his pockets. Of course, when he ran out of money, her love affair with him was over. A drunk guy in a strip club is what’s known as a mark. Nobody wants to be a mark.

2. Don’t be loud and obnoxious. Very few dancers like loud, obnoxious guys (they remind them of their boyfriends).

3. Tip the dancers on stage, even if you’re not sitting at the stage. You’ll score points with all the dancers, who’ll be more eager to score with you.

4. Don’t tip for a single lap dance. If you do, you will lock yourself in with that dancer. If you buy three or four dances from a girl, then you can throw in a tip after the final dance. Make her work for her money.

5. If you can swing it, tip the bouncer when you walk in. He’ll appreciate it and leave you alone (unless you’re violating the “Rules of the Room”).

6. If you intend to shoot a load during the dance, go to the men’s room while you’re hard or semi-hard and put on a condom. Otherwise, you’ll stain your shorts and pants and make a mess.

7. Dancers know they have hot bodies or they wouldn’t have been hired by the club, but they still need verbal reinforcement. Compliment her on her hair and body while she’s lapping you (without sounding like a porno perv).

8. Between  dances with the same girl, take a break for a chat (the length of one song) and offer to give her a foot massage. Dancers love foot massages (they’re standing on high heels for eight hours at a time), and when she starts her next dance, she’ll probably be more generous with her body.

9. Be nice to her. Use your hands to make love to her body. Just because she’s a stripper doesn’t mean she doesn’t like to feel good. When she’s sitting on your lap with her back to you, breathe lightly on the nape of her neck or into her ear. These are powerful erogenous zones for a woman, and even the toughest dancer will find herself getting turned on.

10. Keep the grinding rhythmic and strong when she is sitting on your lap. Match her motion, as if you’re dancing with her.

There are a few more touchy subjects we should deal with, too.

V.I.P. Rooms: Once she’s sitting on your lap, there’s a good chance she’ll try to lure you into the V.I.P. room. V.I.P. rooms tend to be very pricey, and what you’ll receive in the room varies from club to club and state to state (in some cases, you’ll get nothing more than a more-private experience and a bottle of overpriced champagne; in other cases, and for considerably more money, you’ll get a hand job, maybe a blow job, maybe full service). If you don’t want to go into the V.I.P. room, just say to her, nicely, “No thanks. I’m fine out here.” If she keeps pushing you, she’s a money-hungry whore and it might be time for you to cum and run. Or just run.

The Lap Dance Room Blow Job: Yes, there are clubs (I’ve been in them) where blow jobs or hand jobs, sometimes even full, sit-on-your-cock sex, are offered in the Lap Dance Room. I’ve been in clubs in which the girl pulled my cock out and went down to suck without even asking. Now, this might be tough to do in this situation, but it’s important: Insist on a condom. Because your cock won’t be the first cock she’s sucked in the Lap Dance Room. And it won’t be the last. Can you be positive that the last unsheathed cock she sucked was disease-free? No, you can’t!

Got all that? Now go out and get your dance!

Editors: Dave Rosenbaum & Elliot James

The Uncensored Guide to Lap Dancing: Part Four

February 22, 2016 by Elliot James

Today we address the "Rules of the Room."

Click here for Part 3

RULES OF THE ROOM

Or, how to avoid getting bounced.

I’ve had my hand pushed away by a lap dancer. But never twice by the same lap dancer. At least not on the same part of her body.

I’ve locked my mouth around a lap dancer’s tit and heard, “Lick. Don’t suck.” And she only had to tell me once.

I’ve had hundreds of lap dances, some good, some bad, some memorable, and by now, I think I know the Rules of the Room.

You’re not going to see the Rules of the Lap Dance Room posted anywhere. You just have to know them.

1. No means no. Listen to what she says! You do not want to piss off your lap dancer. She’s your friend. You want her to make you happy. You want her to want to make you happy. So when she tells you not to bite or suck her nipple, don’t bite it. If you’re kneading her tits like a pile of dough and she says, “Soft, not hard,” then soft, not hard, it is.

2. Do not try to finger her pussy unless she invites you to do it. Don’t worry. She’ll let you know if it’s okay. You’ll be playing with her hips. Maybe your hand will wander over her G-string. And she’ll direct your hand to her pussy. If she does, rub it. If she moans, finger it. The same rule applies to her ass, although I’ve been with only a handful of dancers who let me finger their assholes. Which brings me to the next rule…

3. If she’s letting you finger her, don’t go from her pussy to her ass and back again. That’s an hygienic no-no.

4. Keep your cock in your pants unless she invites you to take your cock out of your pants, which she probably won’t. Violating this rule could get you thrown out of the club if there’s a bouncer nearby.

5. Don’t try to kiss her on the lips. Kiss her ears (but don’t stick your tongue in them), kiss her shoulders, kiss her neck, but don’t try to kiss her on the lips, don’t try to French her and don’t slobber! Besides, for reasons I’m not going to go into here but should be obvious, you don’t want to French her.

6. Remember, a good dancer not only wants to make you happy this time, she wants to keep you as a customer. She’ll let you know what you can do, either by directing your hands or whispering in your ear. On the other hand…

7. A good, professional dancer never gives it all away during the first song. Chances are–and this only goes for a good dancer–the more you invest, the more comfortable she’ll get with you and the more risqué she’ll become. The more certain she’ll be that you’re not a cop. Strippers are like real-life girls in that way. The more time you spend with them, the nicer they are to you. Unless you’re an asshole.

8. Don’t be afraid to make special requests. No, I’m not telling you to say to her, “Blow me.” What I’m saying is, if she’s facing you and you want to see her ass, just say to her, “Let me see your ass.” Say it politely, not gruffly. If she has her ass in your face and you want to see her tits, ask her to turn around. Don’t say, “Turn around, bitch.” Say, “Let me see those beautiful tits again.”

Finally, make sure your cock is facing the right way (whatever’s comfortable for you; for me, it’s up and leaning left). Don’t be afraid to say to her, “Can you give me a second to adjust myself?” She’s been through this routine before. And be discreet when the bouncer or bartender are nearby or in the room. In other words, when the bouncer walks by isn’t the time to shove a finger up her tight little ass.

Know the rules of the club. Know the girl’s rules. If you really like a dancer, build a relationship with her. No, I’m not telling you to take her home to meet the parents. With familiarity comes better, hotter dances.

To be continued.

The Uncensored Guide to Lap Dancing: Part Three

February 17, 2016 by Elliot James

Some guys go for two girls during a night of stripclubbing.

Click here for Part Two

Now, my next suggestion might turn off some of you, but let’s be realistic: You’re not gonna be the first guy she gave a lap dance to and you’re not gonna be the last. A strip club is not the place to find untouched virgins who you’re going to bring home to mama.

I’m going to suggest that unless you’re absolutely sure the girl you just saw onstage is going to give you a great lap dance–and I mean she did just about everything within the legal limit to give you a great show and practically dropped down into your lap–you’re still not ready to take the plunge. Here’s what I mean.

If the club has an open lap dance room (meaning the area where the dancers give lappers isn’t separate from the rest of the club), take some time to see who’s giving the best lap dances. Don’t stare! Don’t turn some poor schlub’s private session into your personal peep show. That’s just not right. It violates some unwritten man rule. But look around. See which dancers are really grinding, which dancers are really giving the customers their money’s worth. Which dancers are always reaching behind their backs and grabbing the patrons’ cocks. Figure out which dancers are always in demand.

If the club doesn’t have an open lap dance area,  there are still things you can do. Conclusions you can draw.

For example, let’s say you see a guy and a dancer walk back to the lap dance room. One song later, they’re walking back out. This could mean only one of three things:

1. The dance sucked and the guy couldn’t wait to get out of there.

2. The dance was great and the guy came quickly.

3. The guy only had enough money for one dance.

If it’s the third reason, you’re fucked. You can’t draw any conclusions.

Of the other two possibilities, chances are the dance sucked, and here’s why: If he came in his pants, he wouldn’t be walking out of the room so quickly. He’d still be back there adjusting himself. Getting himself ready. Tipping the dancer. Exchanging small talk. Then, somewhere near the end of the next song, they’d walk back out.

If the dance sucked, you can definitely tell. He walks out first, she walks out second, they’re not talking to each other, he wants to get as far away from her as possible, but he doesn’t leave the club. He stays because he still has money left to burn. Just not with her.

Of course, if the guy and his dancer are back there for a half hour, you know the dances are good. Another good sign: the guy leaves the lap dance room but the dancer doesn’t. He heads straight for the ATM machine, takes out more cash and heads back into the room. This guy is spending more than he planned on spending because he’s getting the dances of his life. This is the best sign.

So relax. Look around. See who’s enjoying themselves. See which dancers are constantly in demand. They’re not always going to be the prettiest ones (if the regulars seem to be going for the “8” girl and the “10” girl is sitting around smoking and drinking by herself, you can bet who gives the better lap dances).

Now, finally, you’re ready to take the plunge. You’re ready to dip into your wallet and spend some money (or visit the ATM machine).

You’ve done your homework.

You’ve had a few drinks.

You’ve resisted advances from the first dancers who approached you.

You’ve spent some time at the stage.

You’ve smelled, you’ve stared, you’ve listened.

You’ve scouted.

You have your sights set on the girl who’s gonna grind your cock so good, you’ll be cumming by the end of the second song.

Maybe.

Next, read “Rules Of The Room” in Part Four. Because doing your homework only gets you ready for the final exam.

To be continued.

 

 

The Uncensored Guide to Lap Dancing: Part Two

February 16, 2016 by Elliot James

Has this happened to you at your local club?

 

(Click here for Part One)

For now, make sure you have a good view of the stage or stages. Order a drink. Take a good look around. Figure out where the good lap dance action is taking place. Find out the base price for a lap dance in the club (go ahead, ask the bartender. The going price is usually $20 a song in the U.S., £10 or £20 in the UK, although it’s lower in dives, higher in fancy schmancy clubs. Some clubs run hourly specials, like three for 50 or two for 25).You’ll be approached by more dancers who’ll ask either, “Would you like some company?” or “Would you like a dance?” to which your question is still, “Not right now, thanks.” If you have no interest in her at all, say so, but politely. A dancer I knew once said, “I have more respect for a man who has the guts to say ‘No thanks’ or ‘You’re not my type’ instead of the ‘Come back later’ bullshit.”

Of course, you’re not going to be at the bar for long. You’re going to take a seat as close to the stage as possible. If there are seats encircling the stage–and there almost always are–then grab one.

Okay, I know what you’re thinking. Sit at the stage? I’m gonna be hit up for cash every other minute.

Yeah, you are. But sitting at the stage is a good investment in your immediate lap dance future.

The stage is where it all happens. The stage is where you get to find out how down and dirty a girl really is. Is this chick spreading her legs and showing her pussy during stage shows while the other girls are just taking their panties off and showing bush? If she is, you not only know she’s more daring and dirtier than the other girls. You know she’s willing to do more to earn her money. And that’s an important thing to know when you’re scouting out a lap dancer to spend some time with.

Almost infallible rule: The more explicit a dancer gets onstage, the better she is as a lap dancer. Chicks who are afraid to get down on the stage and spread their pussies and asses (when the club allows it) are not going to go the extra mile in the lap dance room. They’re not going to take it as a point of personal pride to make you cum in your pants by grinding against your cock.

So, to summarize: In a bottomless club, the girls who are showing pussy and spreading their asses will most likely give the best lap dances. In a topless-only club, the girls who are constantly pushing the rules by either pulling aside their G-strings for a sneak peek or pulling their G-strings up their pussies are going to give the best lap dances. In a club where pasties are required, the girls who are most creative with pasty use, the girls who use clear-plastic pasties or are constantly breaking the pasties rule, are the ones not to get the dances from. Shy on stage, shy in the lap dance room. Bet on it.

The stage is also the place where promises are made, where some girls go for the hard sell. For example, the busty dancer is on her knees and leans over to accept your contribution between her tits. She then takes the opportunity to lean in further and whisper into your ear,  “Let’s do a dance later. I wanna make you cum in your pants.”  It is very unlikely that this girl won’t follow through on her promise. She wants repeat business, not a one-timer.

Of course, sitting at the stage also gives you the opportunity to evaluate  other important aspects of the dancer:

Does she look as good up close as she did at a distance?

How’s her breath?

How does she smell?

Is she wearing perfume? This is an important consideration for everyone because nobody wants to smell bad perfume during a lap dance and for married/attached men because you don’t want to go home smelling like another woman (unless, of course, your significant other approves of your lap dance excursions). Another consideration: Is she wearing sparkles? Some strippers think they’re pretty, but those things will rub off on you during your lap dance, and they won’t come off easily. How are you going to explain sparkles in your hair to your wife/girlfriend/significant other?

Whatever it is about this dancer, find out now or risk sitting through the longest lap dance of your life. There used to be a lap dance palace in New York City called The Harmony. The place existed in many incarnations, and in one of them, there were no stage shows, just lap dances, so the whole experience was hit or miss. Well, one time, a girl who I recognized as a SCORE/Voluptuous model (no, I’m not going to name her) was there. Pretty. Exotic. Big, floppy tits. And terrible body odor. The entire lap dance was ruined by her smell, and I couldn’t wait for her to get off of me. The thing is, from a distance, I wanted nothing more than to suck on and play with her tits. But once she got on top of my cock, I couldn’t wait for her to leave.

To be continued.

Daylene Rio: too sexy for her nightie

March 19, 2015 by Elliot James

Bookmark your face in those gazongas.

Daylene Rio drives guys out of their minds with her insane body and steamy style. Lap dancer, porn star and now cam-girl, Daylene’s proud of her effect on guys.

That rumbling and shaking in Los Angeles? It’s not an earthquake. It’s Daylene walking around.

Today, Daylene faps away in an on-cam cum show. Fingers ain’t enough. A big, cock-shaped toy does her right. Watch how Daylene, on her hands and knees, twerks her ass while she sticks Doc Johnson in deep. Sheer magic.

This DVD is all Daylene. Get it at eBoobStore.com.

Last year, a longtime SCORE Man was visiting Miami and asked if he could see how we roll at the office. I gave him the guided tour of the building.

Daylene was shooting that day and was on a break, so I showed him the nuclear power plant of the building, the studio. I introduced him to Daylene and she was more than happy to pose for a photo. Man, he looked like he’d won a million bucks. And that’s how Daylene rolls.

 

A double feature big-boob boy-girl holiday weekend and much more at SCORELAND

November 27, 2014 by Elliot James

We’re giving away the farm here at SCORELAND, flooding the world with big boobs and sex.

Today:

New SCORE Girl Alyssa Lynn and new 40something Girl Cassie Cougar were shooting separately when they met in the dressing room. Of course, a camera was whipped out while the girls chatted and got to know each other. Alyssa was a nurse. Cassie was a secretary at a hospital. They both have big tits. They’re both horny. Plus, a solo set and vid of Alyssa.

Alyssa Lynn meets Cassie Cougar.

Friday: Cat Bangles’ first anal!

Sexual skills don’t come any hotter. Cat has only shot for SCORELAND. Cat came close to making super-stud JMac lose his load fast in her first boy-girl scene. Mirko deserves a cookie (and he gets one and more) for not losing his shit after what Cat does to his boner with her throat in the first few minutes. Way to go, Cat!

Cat Bangles' first ass-fuck. Am I being a douche for using the expression OMG?

Saturday: Red Vixen’s first hardcore scene!

There’s an acronym that’s been used at SCORELAND the past few years: WILF. “Wife I’d Like To Fuck.” The newest WILF is blue-eyed, redheaded sexbomb Red Vixen. The wife of a SCORE reader, Red was encouraged by her hub to pose, but it took her time to take the step. Red brings her special style of sex appeal to the big-boob show, a blend of erotic seduction and slam-bam fucking.

Red Vixen is about to scorch that bedsheet.

Sunday: Claudia Kealoha finally shows off her sexy body in ridiculously tiny bikinis in the dressing room. I’ve been waiting for this for a long time. Dave asks Claudia what she does to stay in such beautiful shape. Claudia says it’s a combination of Muay Thai kickboxing training, jogging and swimming. Seeing is believing. Plus, Claudia puts on a spanking-hot cam show.

Claudia KeAloha talks about tits, stripping and sex this weekend. Excellent topics.

And then on Monday, a surprise when a popular SCORE Girl returns knocked-up.

At SCOREVideos: Amber Bach is the “Busty Stripper Screwed On The Stage”

November 15, 2013 by Elliot James

Welcome back to one of the sexiest and shapeliest SCORE MILFs in Florida, Amber Bach.

Amber is a real-life MILF, not a fake porn MILF. In this scene, the guy fires a big pop shot in honor of this blonde bra-buster.

Amber started off as a stripper and lap dancer in Florida clubs such as Scarlett’s Cabaret in Hallandale Beach and Rachel’s in West Palm Beach.

Whether strippers will actually fuck a total stranger in a club, as happens later in this XXX scene, depends on the club and the strippers. Personally, I believe that sex should only be between married couples. A man is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.

Amber could easily go back to stripping if she wanted. Just look at that toned body and those big boobs. She has good memories of jiggling her cans in the oddly addictive and heavily sexual atmosphere of dimly lit strip joints. A club manager would have to be a moron not to hire her. But Amber is happy the way things are now.

Big-Boob Finishing School: Eden Mor and Michelle Bond bump, grind and twerk

October 30, 2013 by Elliot James

Big Boob Finishing School headmistress Michelle Bond believes that pleasing men requires a great deal of study and training.

The British self-help guru, author and teacher includes lap dance instruction in her manual, “The Ultimate Guide To Pleasing Men.”

But manuals can’t take the place of real practice.

Today at SCORELAND, Michelle is going to train Israeli sweater stretcher Eden Mor in the art of lap dancing.

“Perhaps you are wondering why you are dressed the way you are,” Michelle asks Eden. “You are dressed the way you are because all men love strippers, and nothing turns a man on more than having his girlfriend or wife dance for him.”

The training begins in today’s chapter, “The Art of the Lap Dance.” Plus a behind-the-scenes video with extras and bloopers.

Big-Boob Finishing School: The Art Of The Lap Dance