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“Scorecard” letters. We get “Scorecard” letters.

March 28, 2016 by Elliot James

The Uncensored Guide to Lap Dancing

Dave and Elliot’s series on lap dancing (“The Uncensored Guide to Lap Dancing“) was a hoot. I’m sure much of it was true, but I’ve found that strip clubs in North Carolina are dull compared to the clubs in Florida. The part of the article that interested me was the so-called SCORE/Voluptuous model with body odor. I love the natural odor of a woman during sex. Call me a freak and a pervert, but I get off on the smell of women. My girlfriend plays golf, and after 18 holes, she’s hot and sweaty. The first time we had sex was after her three-hour-plus round with her girlfriends. She wanted to shower first, but I was too horny. She worried about her smell. I told her I was turned on by her smell. We fucked all over the apartment for about 45 minutes. I enjoyed every whiff of her body. She knows I’m a freak and loves that I want to smell her pussy and asshole when I’m giving head. So if a girl has a little stink, go for it and enjoy!–B.H.

Girls wanted. Must have big boobs.

Where do you guys find and recruit your models? I ask because I know a woman who would be perfect for you. She has long, blond hair, 44E tits and a great body. She’s not really my girlfriend, at least not yet, but she is the kind I really like. She thinks she’s fat, but I keep telling her that many, many men adore women like her and there are even magazines dedicated to full-figured women. I have read interviews of women who said they were encouraged by their husbands or boyfriends to pose nude for you so that got my curiosity involved. How can I get info on how to get my friend to apply to be a model?–T.G.,

We never met a woman who didn’t think she was fat. We find models from all over. It’s more difficult now for American-based companies to photograph non-US models on US soil because of government requirements. That’s why we shoot girls like Lila Payne outside the US. Log on to http://www.BeAScoreModel.com for the answers to your questions. The way to apply for any of our categories are outlined.

Sometimes ya feel like a nut

My favorite way to see a video end is the facial or in the mouth with cum swallowing and dripping out of her mouth onto her tits. Everyone, including yourselves, seems to end quickly as soon as the male cums. You should linger more after the cum shot and not be in such a rush to end the scene. If she will take cum in her mouth, let’s see the girls roll the cum around in their mouths, opening their mouths wide and sticking out their tongues in a playful way. When the guy just cums on her tits with the girl just laying there quietly and the scene fades out, there’s no sharing between them. She might as well be a photo he is cumming on. When she opens her mouth and offers her face for cum, it feels like they are sharing and that she really wants to enjoy his cum. Now, if a girl doesn’t want cum on her face or in her mouth, she should at least rub the cum into her tits for a while before the scene is ended or, better, let’s see her get up and shower it off in the bathroom like she would do normally. Another thing you should do is to get very close to her tits or face, wherever the guy cums. I am not a fan of creampies unless the girl is good at raving about it when he cums and she pushes it out, and most of them are not. Creampies are boring and you have no choice but to look at the guy’s cock in her pussy until he pulls out. I would rather see her face as she waits for the cum. What’s also very important is that you need males who can produce a respectable load of semen. If they can’t, I suggest they go on the Internet and see what foods and nutrients they should add to their diets to produce bigger and thicker amounts.–F.D.

Emails. Letters. Comments. The girls actually do read them in the magazines and online.


 

Readers’ letters: the end of the year wrap-up

December 30, 2015 by Elliot James

Being a lover of big-titted ladies, you definitely know how to find and shoot them in the sexiest ways possible. You said Chloe Rose is the girl-next-door, well, I would love to have her living next door to me. What a great set of tits! As the saying says, “Love Thy Neighbor,” and I would love the heck out of Chloe. Chloe also mentioned that she has a bucket list of things she wants to do, and I would love to be one of those things.  I love her tattoos. Especially the one on her backside. I think the tattoos show that she has a wild side–which is something I love about girls as cute as her. They say everything is bigger in Texas, and Chloe is a great example of this with those huge, beautiful titties and that big, bright smile of hers. Thank you for sharing Chloe and the rest of these lovely big-titted ladies with us.–B.B.

I am a big fan of SCORE. If I don’t see SCORE at a newsstand or magazine shop, I won’t buy any other magazine. I have been down for the past months but when I purchase SCORE it makes me smile. I go to this one shop and flip through about 200+ magazines until I find SCORE. I buy it at full cost. The women are worth it. They are so beautiful. I, too, am very good looking and might be going to Florida this winter. I hope to visit your studio. About a week and a half ago in Montreal, I could have sworn that I saw Amy Anderssen, but I don’t believe it was her. This woman was smaller up top but almost a match facially. I even called out her name, “Amy!” It wasn’t her. Amy has more kissable lips and nicer eyes, but this girl was very hot, whoever she was.–J.W.

Is it possible to have a feature or a special edition on hot Orientals/ Asians? Sure, the Asian gals tend to be on the small side for SCORE, but from time to time, there are a few surprises. Is Jade Feng still around? Some of her old shoots would be nice to see. I was very much aware of Hitomi when she was still in Japan. I was blown away then and I’m still blown away when I see her in either SCORE or Voluptuous. Tigerr Benson too. Would it be possible to feature Kianna Dior and possibly Ava Devine? Might as well add Claudia KeAloha. Anyone who looks Asiatic ought to qualify. Ria Sakuragi should be in it, too. What a cutie she is. Oh, what the hell! There’s Kalila Kane. Get her in there, too. And don’t forget the magnificent one from Korea, Minka. Hers must be hardcore. One more suggestion: How about models going topless but keeping their panties on? I would love very much to see garter belts and stockings again. –L.S.

Juliana Simms and Lola are probably the only two girls I consider to be fantasy girls, so I will only comment on those two at this time. I’ll start with Juliana. She is already drawing comparisons to Joana, but I honestly think she is much better than Joana when Joana started. Of course, Joana has grown much sexier. This would be a challenge for Juliana. I’m not sure if she’s quite on Joana’s level yet, but I am certain that she is by far the best newcomer of 2015. Honestly, I would even place her ahead of the lovely Alaura Grey. Juliana is not only attractive, but she is exotic and has a shapely, well-proportioned figure. Juliana has a face pretty enough to be on television or in movies. You guys didn’t mention where she’s from, but I would guess Romania. If she is Romanian, I would say she is certainly the best to hail from there since Joana and Arianna Sinn. As for Lola, earlier I said she along with Juliana are fantasy girls, but I have to retract that. She could become a fantasy girl to me after viewing her a few more times, but I don’t think she is quite there yet. When she debuted, I wasn’t sure how much we would be seeing her since she said she could only model on weekends due to her school schedule. She’s a little braggadocios about her sex skills, but I’m not going to hate on her. She certainly does back it up. Though I said she isn’t quite a fantasy girl yet, maybe her next pictorial will get her there.–S.M.

Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if Larissa Linn was a fashion model. She certainly has the beauty and she poses very naturally for a first-timer. I believe you mentioned that Larissa is natural in front of a camera, so if this is indeed her first time doing modeling of any sort, I would have to agree. Larissa also has a figure most women would kill for and any man would kill to have underneath them while pounding away on her pussy. She’s one of those girls whom I would prefer to not shoot hardcore scenes because the guy and his cock would get in the way of appreciating her perfect figure. Also, in my greatest fantasies, my cock is the only one in the room. So, I am hopeful that I’ll always be able to appreciate Larissa for the lovely angel that she is. I can’t wait to see her again.–R.D.

 

 

 

Out of the “Scorecard” mailbag

September 21, 2013 by Elliot James

Letters. We get letters. SCORE and Voluptuous magazines get every type of letter you can imagine. They come in from long-time contributors and one-shot writers. I used to wonder if a digest-sized magazine collection of reader letters–illustrated with hot photos, of course–would sell. Not letters that go into detail about a pictorial or a specific photo but more generalized and sometimes controversial topics. Here’s a sampling of the mail that’s flown over the transom at SCORE the past few months. Got a letter for “Scorecard”? Write SCORE Magazine, 1629 NW 84 Ave., Miami, FL 33126 or email SCORE@SCOREGroup.com.

Dear SCORE

I’m a huge Minka fan, so it’s always great to see her in SCORE, but you cannot be serious with the stud who’s handling her in the November ’13 issue. Ivan looks like he should still be in school studying, not fooling around with some of the most amazing tits on the planet. Sorry, but the shot where he’s reaching around and groping her titties is just ridiculous. He looks clearly out of his depth (not to mention four inches shorter than her), and it shouldn’t be happening. Please, if you’re going to get someone to handle a goddess like Minka, get someone with some serious experience.-C.A., (To Be Published in February ’14 SCORE)

From "How Minka Rewards Loyalty."

Dear SCORE,

Wow! I never thought SCORE and its readers were so highbrow. Two references to Webster’s dictionary in “Scorecard” in six years. And both referencing the same thing: wool sweaters. In the June 2013 issue, D.G. of Liverpool, England complained about the sweaters you are posing your models in not being real sweaters because the sweaters are not made of wool. I lodged the same complaint in the July 2007 issue with my letter (“Models Who Wear Tight Shirts That We Call Sweaters”). As far as I’m concerned, D.G. is right.

Listen, nobody appreciates your sweater pictorials more than me, but let’s pose some of your buxom beauties in real wool sweaters. Hey, I know you shoot most of your pictorials in Miami where it never gets cold, but if you’re having trouble finding wool sweaters, I’ve got a whole closet full of them. If you’d like me you to bring a bunch on my next trip to Miami, I certainly will. Trust me, your big-titted babes will explode even a men’s sweater. And always remember this: A truly busty girl’s tits looks almost comical ripping apart a wool sweater. The only thing is, the effect it will have on your cock is anything but funny. Trust me, try the wool sweater thing if you have a zaftig girlfriend. After seeing how she looks in the sweater, you will be so turned on, she’ll thank you later after the third or fourth time you pound her. Just be careful to take her sweater off if you bang her tits. Although I never do. I just make a mess and buy her more wool sweaters.–T.N. (Published in September ’13 SCORE)

Melissa Manning: Sweater Stretcher.

 

Dear SCORE

Over the years, The SCORE Group has provided many super-beautiful and super-hot and busty ladies, but in my opinion, Sensual Jane is the hottest and most beautiful babe of all time. Her recent clip (“Mad Sex Skills” with Neeo) was simply off the charts!

I have seen Sensual Jane in other clips from other venues wearing a Star of David necklace, so the fact that she is a beautiful and sexy Jewish babe simply adds to her exotic allure. Over the years, The SCORE Group has offered its readers and website subscribers a bevy of hot busty and beautiful Jewish babes and Sensual Jane is the icing on that cake. Why doesn’t The SCORE Group offer a special on their hot busty Jewish babes from over the years? When I was in college (the University of Wisconsin in Madison in the early ’70s), 25% of their student body was from the East Coast, and many of these coeds were hot. busty Jewish babes. I was able to date several of these hot ladies and some things I learned from them is that many Jewish girls are from homes where the girls are raised to be comfortable with their own bodies and with their own sexual identities, plus these girls tend to have close relationships with their fathers. These Jewish girls grew up liking men since they were close to their fathers. The net result of these facts tended to be girls who loved sex and loved to fuck. I realize that these statements are generalities, but these statements proved to be true in my case.

In his biography of Barbra Streisand, Barbra: The Way She Is, by Christopher Andersen, the author describes Barbra Streisand as a super-hot sexual animal who bedded-down the following men: Prince Charles, Warren Beatty, Ryan O’Neal, Steve McQueen, Kris Kristofferson, Don Johnson, Jon Voight, Elliott Gould, Andre Agassi, Richard Gere, Omar Sharif, Liam Neeson and Peter Jennings. Anderson also alleges Streisand, 63, was banned from the White House during Bill Clinton’s presidency by his wife, Hillary, after the former First Lady discovered the actress had stayed overnight while she was away, the New York Post reports. According to the author, Streisand would invite these men to her home for the weekend where she would drain their balls of semen. She knew every trick to push their hot buttons, including incredible dirty talk, to get them hard and get them to keep fucking her over and over again. I guess Barbra Streisand was one of the hottest Jewish sexual  ladies of all time.

Obviously, Sensual Jane is a far more beautiful and desirable Jewish babe than a flat-chested Barbra Streisand, but she seems to have many of the same qualities for being able to drain a man’s balls. One thing I’ve noticed and read over the years about women with hard bodies and a strong sex drive is that women with a high testosterone level tend to have a hard body and a powerful sexual appetite. Sensual Jane seems to fall into this category of women, including porn stars like Devon Lee and Kendra Lust. These women tend to have well-developed gluteus maximus muscles (a well-developed booty) and well-developed thighs and calves. Sensual Jane has these qualities in spades. From your description of her sexual appetite, Sensual Jane has a strong need to suck and fuck daily as well. This lady obviously has a high testosterone level as well (women’s ovaries also produce testosterone).
The SCORE Group has produced the hottest Sensual Jane scene (Mad Sex Skills) of all of the scenes I’ve seen of Sensual Jane. I urge you to pursue this lady and to produce even more of her scenes. This busty lady is simply off the charts and nobody has captured her better than The SCORE Group.–Jack from Chicago (Published in December ’13 SCORE)

Sensual Jane: Mad Sex Skills.

 

Dear SCORE,

I used to think I was foolish or totally insane to encourage my wife to pursue her oral pleasures with her male friends. But then I read about Kelly Christiansen’s husband encouraging Kelly to fuck for your cameras. Somehow, I didn’t feel so foolish anymore. It seems like Kelly’s husband gets excited seeing Kelly’s photos and videos just as much as I enjoy hearing my wife’s descriptions of her encounters. She gives me all the details, including how big the guy’s cock was and how his cum tasted. And she enjoys the erections I get from listening to her stories. We met in college, where she was very popular in our dorm because of her oral skills. She chose to marry me rather than any of the other male students because I am not the jealous type. She enjoys giving BJs and loves the taste of cum, just as I am sure Kelly C. enjoys her sessions with your studs. Kelly’s husband seems to share my opinion that we should encourage our wives to enjoy themselves, and we should be happy for our wives.–Name and address withheld (Published in October ’13 SCORE)

Kelly shares the bounteous blessings of her bodacious boobs.

SCORE and Voluptuous readers write the darndest things: Part deux

July 13, 2013 by Elliot James

With the comment boards on our websites and on the SCORELAND Blog, you can send your thoughts about a set, a video or a model immediately. And that’s great except many of the comments are one or two sentences. Rarely do I see anything longer than a paragraph. It’s just the nature of the electronic times we live in. Communication today is in short bursts. Texts, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Tumblr and all the rest are the norm. If we ever got a letter handwritten in cursive, I’d fall out of my chair.

Before the alleged miracle of the Web and home computers and instantly transmitting our feedback, there were the old-school letters columns. “Scorecard” began in the premiere issue of SCORE (June ’92) and has been part of the magazine every month, with rare exceptions. Intended as a reader forum, “Scorecard” is a place where comments, suggestions, criticisms, ideas, requests and questions have always been welcomed.

Here are some memorable ‘Scorecard” letters. Email “Scorecard” at Score@ScoreGroup.com or write SCORE, 1629 NW 84th Ave, Miami, FL 33126 USA.

D-Cup Dating

“Scorecard” #209, Letter #1

I was looking at your models and started wishing I could meet them or someone like them (as many readers do). And I was thinking you guys should come up with a dating service for guys (or gals) looking to date busty women. It is hard for me to date because I am busy with school and other things and it is hard for me to find the right person, not to mention hoping she is busty.  I gave up my job and place to go back to school and pursue an M.D. degree and had to move back in with my parents and brother. This also makes it hard to date since almost all women are looking for guys that already have a good job and their own place. Anyways, it just seems that you find genuinely nice women who are not materialistic, besides being gorgeous and busty.  So, I just had an idea and thought I would write it in.

Thanks for the suggestion. We can sure relate to your goals, but it’s not what we do. (We also don’t believe in auctioning dates with models to the highest bidder.) Anyway, as soon as you become a doctor,  girls will be all over you.

If you're dating a busty beauty, make every day exciting and special.


Grocery Store Boobologist

“Scorecard” #487, Letter #5

The other day while grocery shopping, I encountered a girl who is my kind of people, so to speak. She was slim and rather pretty, although at first I hardly noticed that. And she was dressed rather conservatively except that the neckline of her blouse was cut about as low as it could be, legally speaking, to showcase a rack that was huge, quivering and even vascular to some extent. I mean with a blue vein or two showing on the creamy nakedness. Right on the verge of being gross, you know what I mean? This vascularity thing interests me as I have not really seen it too often on tits. I think I would notice it if it were there. Minka has it, for instance, although not real prominently. But with Minka, I figure it is only logical that such massive implants would increase the blood supply of the supporting structures. The grocery store lady, on the other hand, had tits so perfect, both as to size and quiver, that I figured they had to be naturals. My fantasy is that she got them that way and maintains them that way by simply milking them a lot or by having it done. Seems like that would be a better way to go than implants, and with the added advantage that the hormone changes, etc., might make for a lushified pussy, too.–C.H.

Renee Ross explains the veiny boob thing.

The Complete Guide to Lap Dancing

“Scorecard” #427, Letter #1

Dave Rosenbaum and Elliot James’ article on lap dancing, “The Complete Guide To Lap Dancing” [October ’08 SCORE and archived at SCORELAND], was a hoot. I’m sure much of it was true, but I’ve found that strip clubs in North Carolina are dull compared to the clubs in Florida. The part of the article that interested me was the so-called SCORE/Voluptuous model with body odor. I love the natural odor of a woman during sex. Call me a freak and a pervert, but I get off on the smell of women. My girlfriend plays golf, and after 18 holes, she’s hot and sweaty. The first time we had sex was after her three-hour-plus round with her girlfriends. She wanted to shower first, but I was too horny. She worried about her smell. I told her I was turned on by her smell. We fucked all over the apartment for about 45 minutes. I enjoyed every whiff of her body. She knows I’m a freak and loves that I want to smell her pussy and asshole when I’m giving head. So if a girl has a little stink, go for it and enjoy!–B.H.

Carmen Hayes always seems to draw a crowd.

 

“Scorecard” #504, Letter #5

Give The Photographers Credit

I have a suggestion that actually comes from my cousin who is as thrilled with SCORE as I am. He is a professional photographer and he says that one of the reasons for SCORE‘s excellence, in addition to great models of course, is the quality of the photography. In many XXX spreads, the male model blocks the view of the girl, and it’s really the girls that men want. SCORE‘s photographers are better than most in getting the right angles and viewpoints. I am not a photographer myself, but after my cousin pointed out the obvious to me, I can appreciate the difference. My cousin likes to be recognized for his work and says that the photographers’ layouts are rarely given enough credit for their work. SCORE‘s professional camera artists are among the most highly skilled in the business. My cousin suggests, and I’m passing on the suggestion, that you give the photographer credit by name at the beginning of each girl’s layout.–R.N.

We appreciate your, and your cousin’s, interest in the photographers. These neglected men have a new pussy and a new pair of tits a foot away from their faces every day. Can you imagine telling girls you never met before, and may never see again, to spread their pussies and suck on their nipples, and the girls do it? The photographers wake up in the morning and that’s what they have to look forward to at the office. Sad. They’re so unhappy they don’t care about getting any credit. Depression hurts.

Hard at work. Because this kind of work gets them hard.

 

Nothing escapes the eagle eyes of a SCORE Man

April 29, 2013 by Elliot James

The white shorts of Valory Irene.

S.B. writes “Scorecard” (score@scoregroup.com) and has several observations to relay to his fellow SCORE Men. (I wonder if he works as a surveillance officer in a casino. This is detailed stuff here.)

“Last night in a Waffle House, a stunning blonde came in. She had a perfect figure topped off by blonde bangs. The doll had on a sweet pair of white shorts that showed off her lovely legs delightfully. When she sat down, a great deal of her darling thighs went on display. This showed more than we might see if she had a dress on. Her ankles and feet were attractive in a cute pair of sandals. When she went to the restroom, I won’t say how my dirty mind was thrilled by the idea of the babe taking her shorts off in the same building I was in. Or how sad I was that she later pulled her shorts back up. Her hubby has no idea how lucky he is to sleep with a doll with all these assets.

Karla James wears the kind of pants S.B. wants to see.

“So, No. 1: White shorts will do wonders for any girl’s legs in SCORE, especially with the big tits higher up.

“No. 2: Another popular item for girls is called ‘Capris’ up north. These are pants that extend to about a foot above her feet. They are between full-length pants and shorts. The result is sexy. It seems most Capris are worn snugly in the ass. Seeing a doll’s ass bounce around inside Capris is as much fun as following them while they’re wearing jeans. It some ways, it is more sexy since their legs are visible. And I almost forgot: Sometimes if you are lucky, you can see the outline of her panties inside her Capris. And you know what is inside her panties.”

I couldn’t find much in the way of SCORE Girls wearing S.B.’s Capri pants except for this Karla James photo set. I like the white shorts idea better than the pants idea since there’s a lot more leg to see. The tighter it is, the better to see camel toe. Of course, this kind of letter also gets replies from the guys who don’t give a damn about clothing, sexy or not, and just want skin as fast as possible.

Clothing aside, this business of thinking about a fox he saw going into a restaurant ladies’ room and imagining her dropping her shorts and panties in a stall is the work of a dirty mind at its finest. S.B. has the mind of a first-rate men’s magazine photographer.  I think like that, too, although I don’t go to waffle restaurants. Maybe it’s a good place to find models.

Who the hell knows what goes on in ladies' restrooms except ladies.

SCORE wife’s confession about Jenna Valentine

April 15, 2013 by Elliot James

 

Jenna has a follower in SCORE wife G.D.

SCORE wife G.D. recently wrote the “Scorecard” letter forum (score@scoregroup.com): “I am a big fan of Jenna Valentine’s and I follow her on Twitter. I think she is amazing. She has a great retro look and I am in love with her pale skin. Her breasts are so full and I would do anything to spend a night with her. (My husband can watch.) My husband prefers Micky Bells. He thinks she is very sexually arousing and says that his fantasy is to have her titty-fuck him while I watch. He is a big fan of deep cleavage, so I understand his preference.”

We don’t get many emails or letters from women, so right off the snap, I found this very interesting. After reading it, I wondered how many women fantasize about SCORE and Voluptuous Girls. There are probably a lot more femme fans than I ever realized. The adult conventions seem to attract more women attendees than ever.

G.D. would “do anything” to spend the night with Jenna.

How many women who are not models themselves or want to be models follow models on Twitter or Facebook? Do they live vicariously through models?

Does anyone have a wife or girlfriend who is a fan of any girls to the extent that G.D. is?

 

Jenna and Leanne in Mexico for On Location Puerto Vallarta.


What’s your perv?

January 18, 2013 by Elliot James

Everyone has their thing. Their kink. Their fetish. Their letch. Their perv.

And that thing is different for everyone. Three different SCORE Guys described what snaps, crackles and pops for them in recent “Scorecard” letters.

As you know, we’re already niche people: Big boobs, MILFs, Teens, Booty, Legs and Amateurs. We don’t publish general men’s mags, DVDs or sites.

But their special interests are beyond niche. This is ultra-niche. This is ultra off-the-radar niche.

There are three basic kinds of fetishes: form, media and animate. They can blend and combine, too. Form is the shape of an object, like the shape of a tight corset. Media is material, like rubber or leather. Animate is a body part, like boobs, butts and legs. That’s us! Fetishes can also be scents, flavors and other sensory stimuli.

Letter 1 from S.O.: pool tables

“What’s got me all in a froth I hear you ask? Well, it’s Gya Roberts’ exquisite pool table pictorial, that’s what! I don’t know what precipitated it but for the longest time I’ve had a powerful fetish for girls posing and getting fucked on pool tables. I actively try to seek out movies, scenes, and photos showing this particular scenario but it’s surprisingly slim pickings out there. So when I saw this set of Gya, it was like my prayers had been answered.  I feel that I should point out that I’m not particularly big on the game of pool. I don’t even play it, except very occasionally. There’s just something sleazy about girls sprawling across the baize, playing with sticks and balls that makes me surprised it’s so under-represented in porn. I really wish you guys would do a movie centered on a pool tournament.”

Feature dancer Jada DeVille from December '04 SCORE.

Feature dancer Jada DeVille from December '04 SCORE. Jada is still active and lives in Las Vegas.

Letter 2 from T.P.: sneakers

“Seeing women in sexy athletic shoes has turned me on for decades. Kylee Nash has on a pair from New Balance for me to feast on while pulling my dick. There is no good reason for this. I have jerked off at the sight of babes wearing sneakers like these no matter what brand they are. It especially helps if she has short-shorts on, too. A special treat is to see a honey in a dress, black stockings and white sneakers. I can’t wait to add pictures of my girlfriends wearing New Balance shoes next to Kylee and her mammies, cunt and shoes, then jerk away and cum!”

Kylee keeps her sneaks on for a work-out. T.P. was moved.

Letter 3 from Steve: belly buttons

“I have been a SCORE fan for many, many years going back to before 2000. I remember several years ago, SCORELAND did a special publishing containing some of the models’ belly buttons. Being a belly button fetish enthusiast, I absolutely loved it. I don’t like when women pierce them; that is my anti-fetish. I was just wondering if this is something SCORELAND may try out again. I actually have a theory that all guys love women’s belly buttons, but they don’t admit it for whatever reason. I figured I would throw it out there. Thank you for the years of beautiful women.”

Jasmine Shiraz's belly button is easy to locate. Steve is a purist when it comes to navels. No jewelry.

What’s your perv?

 

Sometimes SCORE Men say the strangest things

December 22, 2012 by Dave

Here's Kelly Christiansen with Johnny. I kinda assumed from the giant load he shot that Johnny had a good time.

Letters. We get letters. We get lots and lots of letters.

And some of them are a bit unusual. ’Tits the season, I guess, but these days, I’ve been seeing some unusual stuff. Take this one from R.N. of New Jersey. R.N. writes, “In the write-ups that accompany your XXX layouts, I’d like to see a comment or two from the male partner describing the experience. Just a couple of brief opinions about how this girl compares to other SCORE girls he has fucked. Is she highly skilled orally? How did her pussy taste? Such comments would help me enjoy the girl even more intensely than I would without the comments. I think many readers would like to read a professional stud’s opinion of the lady.”

My response to R.N. was, “Usually, our studs show how much they enjoy our girls by cumming on their tits or faces. Many readers don’t even want to see the studs’ faces. Would any of you like to hear what they have to say?” So I’ll ask you guys the same question. I can usually tell by the action whether the blow job was good and the pussy was tight and the tits felt nice. I just can’t imagine walking up to a stud after a scene, holding up a microphone in his face and asking, “How did it feel?”

You might have to blast a wall with TNT to make a hole big enough for even one of Beshine's tits.

Okay. S.M. from Baltimore, Maryland writes, “How about making a video called ‘Big-Tit Glory Hole, The Sequel’ in which instead of like in the original Big-Tit Glory Hole video where you had guys sticking their cocks through holes and having models such as Daphne Rosen, Jade Feng and others fondle and suck on the mystery cock, let’s reverse it and have SCORE models (naturals only) stick their tits through a pair of holes that are large enough and maybe have the two dudes, two women or the dude and the lady try to guess who the boobs belong to. No hardcore! Just boob-sucking and different techniques on teasing a woman with large breasts with hot and erotic foreplay. This would be an X-Rated video of your finest women enjoying intense boob sex.”

Okay, so let me get this right: We’d see all of the guy but we’d only see girl’s tits? Hasn’t everybody been asking for LESS guy?

Set me straight on this one, SCORE Men.

S.M. continues, “The ultimate goal would be to get the viewer off, of course, and I’m pretty sure that intense boob play will do that. Models will have their mystery boobs sucked, licked, squeezed, fondled and even gently bitten and smacked. Nipple clamps and breast pumps could be used on some occasions. Boobs can be oiled and greased as well. Sounds kinky, eh? The boob play will be so intense that you can hear the models’ orgasms from the other side.”

By the way, how big is the hole that fits Beshine’s tits?

And C.W. from Tacoma, Washington writes, “I understand that there is an edition of SCORE for the United Kingdom that does not have any full-sex scenes. Is it possible to subscribe to that version in the United States? It would be much more preferable to my current practice of having to scissor the full-sex photos out of my edition upon arrival.”

No, C.W., and you’re the first person to ask for one. Congratulations.

Why do big-boobed girls have sex in public places? Because they can!

February 13, 2012 by Dave

Arianna Sinn is about to have sex on a public beach. Why? Because she can.

K.S. from the UK writes, “If I could make a comment regarding model interviews in general, I’m becoming increasingly bored with them. It’s not that I don’t care about the person behind the tits. I do. But the line of questioning is tired and always geared towards generating the same kind of responses. ‘When did your boobs start developing?’ ‘Is it difficult to find bras?’ ‘What’s your taste in men?”What’s the wildest thing you’ve ever done sexually?’ Yawwwwwwwwwn. If I had a pound for every girl who’s had sex in a hot tub or in some public place where someone might see…And I never believe it. Y’know what would genuinely be a refreshing answer to that question? ‘I’ve only ever had sex in bed with the lights off.’ I’d appreciate that sort of honesty as opposed to what she (the interviewee) thinks I want to hear.”

I’m going to take here a moment to defend the interviews because 1.) I’m usually the interviewer and 2.) I strongly disagree with K.S. on a number of points.

First, I very rarely, if ever, ask a model, “What’s your taste in men?” I don’t want to know. And do you know why I don’t want to know? Because, just possibly, her taste in men might be the exact opposite of me. And I don’t want to hear that.

Second, regarding his comment about not believing the girls when they say they’ve had sex in a public place or a hot tub and instead wanting to hear, “I’ve only ever had sex in bed with the lights off”…

Okay, at the risk of T.M.I., if a model said to me, “I’ve only ever had sex in bed with the lights off,” that’s when I would think she’s holding back and not telling me everything. Why? Because (T.M.I. alert!) even I have had sex in more interesting places than in bed with the lights off. Haven’t you? And if I have and you have, can you imagine where some of these absolutely beautiful, incredibly endowed women have had sex? And why have they had sex in unusual places? BECAUSE THEY CAN! Because if they want to have sex in a public place, they’re not going to have a lot of trouble finding a guy to do it with them.

I mean, imagine…you’re sitting on the beach when a SCORE Girl comes up to you and says, “I want to suck your cock on the beach.” You will most likely find a way to make this happen, whether it means throwing a towel over the both of you or taking her by the hand to the dunes for a quickie right there in broad daylight.

Of course, if a model claimed, “I’ve had sex on the stage of a political convention with millions of people watching,” I’d probably say, “Bullshit.” But no model has ever said that to me.

I mean, you know that thing they call “The Mile High Club”? Having sex in an airplane’s lavatory is pretty wild, but people apparently do it all the time (although most SCORE Girls haven’t; their boobs and another person don’t fit in an airplane lavatory).

And that’s all I have to say about that.

Fan Poems…Um, Say What?

December 18, 2011 by Maria
Micky's bells inspire two things: CUM and Poetry.

Micky's bells inspire two things: CUM and Poetry.

From time to time I get letters and emails from super fans who want me to tell their favorite models all sorts of sordid and wild things. And you know what? I get it. I get the “want to do all sorts of raunchy as fuck” things to the girls who give you wood, man. I get it.

From time to time I get letters asking for things like pictures, signed posters, panties, bras, hair, pubes, shoes, pantyhose…all sorts of items that might smell, have been touched by or belonged to a model. And you know what? I get it, too. Sometimes you want to be closer to the models who make your balls ache and your cum fly, man. I get it.

And then there is fan poetry.

And sometimes even my vast dialect and grasp of the English language is tested by these odes of love and sonnets of sexual desire.

Like this poem about Micky Bells by her super fan K.H.S. who sent in this um, mutant Haiku, in an email:

“Micky, your kitty tastes like WIN.
I so dearly want you from behind.
Building up my nut ‘till what I  really want most,
is for you to wrap your breast around my moist, wet cock,
still covered with the cream from when you came.
I made you shiver and then I made you scream.
So soft your flesh, I can no longer contest,
as I release my whipped cream.
I’m living the real dream with you, Micky.
Between your titties I do swell.
I’m not done yet, rub it in.
Use my lotion, now let me slide down.
I need to be wrapped inside your creamy thighs.
I am mesmerized by the lust in your eyes.
Lips so sweet the taste a treat.
R. Kelly’s playing,
It’s time for us to pump and grind.”

I will admit that when I read this, I had a real double rainbow moment…(WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?!)

And while I don’t know what this poem is implying, I know this: That dude up there, he loves Micky Bells. I mean, he loves her. And I think that is commendable and sweet…in a creamy, bump and grinding kind of way. lol

So, congratulations, K.H.S., your devotion has earned you honorable mention and a photo. Here is a Bonus Boner Pic, or a B.B.P., for you, buddy.

Because you are a poet and you know it.

xoxox,

Maria