I think the girl I'm talking about has a body like Lillian Faye's, but she might be slimmer and bustier.
Today, we’re going to start a little journey.
Now, granted, this journey could end tomorrow.
Or it could result in a long, beautiful relationship with a super-slim, super-busty babe, culminating in her being voted Newcomer of the Year.
Where shall I begin? Okay, I will begin at a fast food restaurant in Miami, Florida. A popular joint that serves greasy hamburgers and attracts a regular clientele of sexy Latina babes, most of whom have big booties, some of whom have big tits.This is a place where several SCORE Group editors and art directors go for lunch every Friday afternoon.
Because we go so often, we’ve become pretty friendly with the people who work the front registers. Most of them are very nice. Some of them are girls, and some of those girls are young and pretty. One in particular is friendlier than the others and a little flirty. She’s of unspecified ethnicity. She could be Indian. She could be Middle-Eastern.
But, as far as any of us could tell (Elliot included), none of them are SCORE Girls. Besides, who could tell with the formless, sack-like uniforms they’re always wearing?
Now let’s move ahead to Wednesday afternoon, when I decided to go to this restaurant by myself. On the way back to work, I drove over to the pet store, and crossing the street in front of me was a girl who stopped me in my tracks. She was wearing a tight, short skirt. She had long, thin legs. She was wearing fuck-me pumps. Up top, she was wearing a semi-backless, skin-tight top that hugged her curves. She had a tiny waist. And her tits? Huge!
I mean really big. SCORE big.
Suffice to say she was one of the hottest women I’ve ever seen in person, and when she crossed the street in front of my car, I couldn’t help but stare. My eyes were glued to her rack. It was big and jiggling. Her bust-to-waist ratio was astounding. Think Merilyn.
Maybe she looks a little like Kalila Kane? I don't know. I hope to find out.
When she passed my car, she stopped, turned to me and said, “Hey, what’s up!”
And I rolled down my window and said, “Do I know you?”
Seriously, I thought I had never seen this girl in my life.
And she said. “I’m the cashier at [fill in the name of the restaurant]!”
I was stunned. It was flirty girl. I was speechless, and as she walked back to her car, the only thing on my mind was, “We have to get this girl into SCORE.”
So that’s the story, ladies and gentlemen, and it will continue tomorrow when a bunch of us make our regular visit to the burger joint. If she’s working, one of us is going to ask her if she’d ever considered posing for a men’s magazine.
Now, in most cases, there’s a very slim chance of the girl saying yes. But I don’t think this is one of those cases. This girl is friendly and flirty and she’s told us some things about herself, and the way she was dressed…a girl doesn’t dress that way unless she wants to show off what she has, especially in the middle of the day.
Cross your fingers, Blog readers, This could be great.
No guys. Just sexy covergirls and centerfold girls.
Breast and nipple pleasure, lip-spreading, top-stretching, toying, bra destroying, working-out, showering, stripping, oiling, jack encouragement, dirty talk and more.
Alia Janine, Angel Gee, Bella French, Beshine, Brooke Tyler, Cameron Skye, Cassandra Calogera, Charley J. Matthews, Christy Marks, Contessa Rose, Dominno, Estelle Taylor, Eva Notty, Isis Haze, Jessi Rhodes, Karen Fisher, Karina Hart, Katarina Dubrova, Kelly Christiansen, Kitana Flores, Kora Kyrk, Kristy Klenot, Kylee Nash, Lillian Faye, Mandy Pearl, Melissa Mandlikova, Merilyn Sakova, Morgan Page, Rockell, Sha Rizel, Sheridan Love, Stephanie Stalls and Taylor Stevens. Check out the trailer at eBoobStore.com.
Sheridan Love: One of the 33 Breastacular SCORE Girls in this 3-disc DVD.
Boobs. Many glorious, fun things can be done with them besides feeding brats.
The question: why do tit-men love to see girls play with their own tits? Lick them. Suck them. Stack them. Jiggle them. And a whole lot more. Hours of amusement and pleasure.
One answer: tit-men love to lick, suck and handle boobs so it gives them pleasure to see a girl enjoying her own tits. So who needs Nintendo?
Here’s a selection of my favorite photos of ten hooter-heavy hotties savoring their assets for mutual enjoyment. Many more are inside the Hallowed Halls of Hooters that are known as SCORELAND.
There's more cloth in a handkerchief than on their bodies.
It’s all swimsuit sensations, bikini blasts and monokini mania in SCORE‘s annual swimsuit edition.
The October ’13 issue is the hottest swimsuit magazine on the newsstands.
We usually publish the swimsuit special in the August edition but we moved it forward this year to rush Sha Rizel’s debut, and September is our all-naturals issue.
With Hitomi, Venera, Leanne Crow, Karla James, Maggie Green, Maserati, Charley Green, Angela White, Valory Irene, Lana Ivans, Christy Marks, Rockell, Natalie Fiore, Melissa Manning, Lillian Faye and Marilyn Sakova in swimsuits, you know that summer has arrived in full force.
And now, we are going to talk about the shower. Well, naked women in the shower, which is a much better topic of discussion if you ask me.
There is something awesome about the shower. You go in there, you get all wet and soapy and sudsy and then all of a sudden, you’re slippery. (And we all know that slippery is sexy. And that soap is a whore. Soap is such a whore that soap forces you to jack off all the time in the shower. Slutty soap.)
And showering becomes even better when you shower with friend. Soaping each other up and scrubbing those unreachable places.
And of course, there’s shower fucks. Who doesn’t like to fuck in the shower? You can do the dirtiest shit ever in the shower and POOF! In a few seconds, you can be clean and ready to go.
Ah, the shower. Such a magical place.
So, today we are going to salute the shower and all the ladies who do dirty things in there while getting clean.
The idea for this weekend’s SCORELAND video “Breast Shakers” can’t get more basic. Have girls stand against a wall, and jiggle and shake their hooters. That’s it. But it’s something no card-carrying tit-man could tire of. Because the old-fashioned ways are often still the best. In this video, the breast shakers are Sophie Mae, Sensual Jane and Alexa, a German model. The clip ends with a breast-bounce battle between Amber Bach and June Summers.
Amber Bach will be smoking a sausage before long.
In a second SCORE Theater vid this week, Florida wifey and porn star Amber Bach needs something to do to keep busy. She’s kinda restless and needs to blow off some steam. Let’s try to guess what that’s gonna be. I like Amber because she combines a woman-next-door look with a porny-horny sluttiness and a fit body. There’s not a lot like her. This vid’s shot in XXX P.O.V. or as some French film critics call it, “you-da-man.”
Rounding off the weekend is super-slim n’ stacked Lillian Faye showercizing and toying. Lillian’s basically all tits and also has that next-door look about her. Someone you’d see in a supermarket or out walking her dog.
God bless big-boobed women who strut their stuff for us. Don’t take them for granted. That’s all I gotta say.
Talya Faust only posed for a short time before sailing off to new waters.
Talya Faust born August 7.
Lillian Faye likes spending time at the beach and walking her dog.
Lillian Faye born August 8.
The funniest pick-up line a guy said to Brianna Bragg was, “Can I get a picture of you to show Santa Claus what I want for Christmas?”
Brianna Bragg born August 8.
Nikki Diamond born August 8.
Nikki Diamond from New Orleans was the “go-to girl” for SCORE girl-girls, bedding down with Tanya Danielle and Dawn Stone.
Jay Sweet appeared in the premiere issue of SCORE, June 1992. She’s still modeling today in the U.K.
Jay Sweet born August 9.
And one of the greatest big-bust models of them all, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, the most photographed SCORE model, was born on August 7 in Wallington, London, England. Happy birthday, ladies.
And if you’re not in the USA, you’ve still got the hooters. Mamazon The Movie rumbles in the jungle with Chapter 4 Kali’s Caged Sex as sexy Kali West learns how the male of the species operates when she serves one of the captives a banana for lunch and he repays the favor with his own banana. Meanwhile, the other Mamazons are plotting big trouble for the invaders of their secret village. I pity the fools.
Lillian Faye checks out the beach with the SCORE crew in Extreme Bikini Time, a SCORE Theater video. Let’s hope what you’ll see doesn’t become an ocean of crude oil this summer. I like oil on boobs but not that much!
Lillian cums with an ocean view.
Trinity's heavy hangers are just what the doctor ordered.
You met new discovery Trinity Michaels in a previous BLOG video. Now check out her first pictorials. Trinity (August ’10 V-Mag) photographs like a dream and I am positive she will be a new fave of many V-Men. I hope she decides to try modeling for at least a few years. It’s all new to Trinity so she’s looking forward to the feedback.
Laurella is another new Voluptuous arrival. She’s from titty city Prague, land of beer and big boobs. Why is Prague such a hub for busty girls? Is it the beer? The sausages? Or maybe the Czechs and the other eastern Europeans simply have the boob gene. I don’t know. Laurella reminds me of another Czech that regulars will remember well, Bozena.
Another new super-busty brunette. How lucky can you get?
Tatiana Blair is interviewed by Maria and Allie in a rare double header. She’s cute, she’s pretty, she’s adorable. And, oh yeah, Tatiana’s bra is loaded.
Tatiana tells all on SCORELAND.
If you have a membership to SCOREVideos.com, the Janet Jade video Won’t You Take Me To Funkytown? is having its world premiere showing. I especially like this video because Janet go-go dances in the opening sequence, something I always love to see. Janet is a dancer back home in Detroit and she can bust a move with the best of ’em. Remember the Fly Girls from In Living Color or the Solid Gold dancers? Janet’s just as talented and even sexier. Don’t forget the popcorn and beer.
Janet tears it up at SCOREVideos.com
Have a relaxing, boobadelic weekend and keep SCORING.
What do Kayla Kleevage and Lillian Faye have in common? They were both born on April 20 and they’re SCORE Girls, but other than that, not a lot. An excellent biker, Kayla Kleevage rides a Harley Davidson Dyna Low Rider. Lillian likes long walks with her dog; Kayla’s a cat person. Whatever they do today, we’re sure they’ll make it a special day. Happy birthday, ladies.
