I’m going to get into a lot of trouble for this. I know I am. Whenever I (or we at TSG) compare a new girl to a great girl, a girl who readers and members love dearly, it never works out well for us or the new girl.
Case in point: In 2010, I compared then-newcomer Karla James to Linsey Dawn McKenzie. The evidence is right here. Some of you went along with it, but more-typical was this reaction: “I see some similarities, but LDM is in her own league. Linsey has everything going for her, looks, personality, and the body we all fantasize about. It will be some time before we see someone who has it all. LDM is a one of a kind slice of perfection. In short, no comparison.”
To this day, many of us at TSG are convinced that readers’ outrage at the comparison cost Karla Newcomer of the Year. Eventually, most big-boob lovers came around to Karla’s greatness, but it took a while, and I take some of the blame for that.
So here we go: Tina Lee, who debuts today at SCORELAND, reminds me of Sha Rizel. FACIALLY! I said FACIALLY! I am not saying that Tina is as great as Sha. I’m not saying any of that. I am certainly not comparing her to Linsey Dawn McKenzie.
But Tina, who’s from Ukraine, looks like Sha, who’s also from Ukraine. To me. Just me. Remember: I’m the person who thinks Amaya May and Paige Turner look alike.
It’s a special edition, a real labor of love, because it celebrates the 25th anniversary of SCORE (the first issue was June 1992) and the winners of the 2016 SCORE Awards for Newcomer of the Year, Model of the Year and Hardcore Performer of the Year and the newest inductee into the Big-Boob Hall of Fame.
I wish I could tell you how much time went into compiling the five special 25th anniversary pictorials, but I lost count. Actually, I was never counting. Going through 25 years of great photos of great girls is very enjoyable. The surprising part was discovering so many photos that had never been published in the magazine. How’s that possible? Easy. Mags have limited space, but amazing photos of girls like SaRenna Lee, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Tiffany Towers, Chloe Vevrier, etc., etc., etc., are unlimited.
This issue is special for another reason: It’s our first with two front covers. On one: Newcomer of the Year Dolly Fox. Katie Thornton is the Model of the Year. Tigerr Benson is Hardcore Performer of the Year. Lorna Morgan was voted into the Hall of Fame.
On the other: Linsey Dawn McKenzie.
If that LDM cover looks familiar, it should. But why? Which of you out there have great memories?
Respect that bra, Rachel. It does a lot of heavy lifting.
It’s not easy being Rachel Raxxx’s bra. Oh, sure, you get to be as close as possible to Rachel’s JJ-cup naturals all day and night, but can you imagine the strain?
Rachel returns to SCORELAND today with photos and a video. Also, Day 24 of our month-long Linsey Dawn McKenzie celebration.
What’s your favorite LDM photo set? Have any of you ever met Linsey, and, if so, where, and what happened? I think I’ve told this story, but I once interviewed Linsey while she was taking a bath. She was naked, of course. Elliot and I also once went out to dinner with Linsey and her sister Alyson, and you should’ve seen the looks on people’s faces when the busty sisters walked into the restaurant.
New solo photos and a video of Cathy Heaven are now up at SCORELAND. Interesting photo set. Cathy’s pussy is out in the first photo and spread in the third. In the video, you have to wait a little longer to see her pussy, but it’s out pretty quickly.
Ms. Heaven’s first SCORELAND hardcore is already up. Her DP is coming soon. But how soon?
Hey, Elliot! How soon?
And now I’m going to let you in on a little discussion we had in the office recently:
Me: “Elliot, what would you say if I said that Maserati is the greatest natural ever?”
Elliot: “Not better than Linsey.”
Art Director Steve: “Definitely not better than Linsey.”
Okay, but stay with me on this: Maserati’s tits are about the same size as Linsey’s. I think they’re fuller. They’re definitely heavier. They’re just as firm. Linsey probably had a smaller waist but not by much. Maserati has a better ass by far. Facially, it’s a matter of opinion. They’re both very pretty. I’m going to get murdered for this, but I think Maserati is prettier.
We could leave it at this: Both girls are great. Or we could hash it out.
Linsey (left) and Veronika proved that sharing is caring.
Nearly 20 years after she made her SCORE debut in 1996, Linsey Dawn McKenzie remains, in the minds of many, the greatest natural ever. And her first hardcore scene, in 2001, remains one of the greatest events in big-boob history.
“When I first started my career, I decided that I was going to take things nice and easy,” Linsey told me while soaking in a bathtub. She was in the bathtub. I was dry and trying to interview her. Those HH-cups bobbing in the soapy water were quite a distraction. “In the beginning I was doing bikini work, then I moved on to topless only, then I moved on to nude, and we’re talking about a year or so gap between all of these. So I went from topless to nude to magazines to girl-girl and to boy-girl. So I sort of, if you like, wound up the readers and my fans, teased them a lot and then I popped my cherry.”
But Linsey didn’t pop her cherry and go cock-wild. She did not go the Angela White route (not that there’s anything wrong with Angela’s route; just the opposite, especially if you’ve seen her getting DP’d in her movie Angela). To this day, Linsey has done exactly two hardcore boy-girl scenes: the first with the guy she was married to at the time and then one more with Veronika and a guy.
So, what’s so special about the re-posting of both those scenes today at SCORELAND?
1. The photos are larger and in much-higher resolution.
2. The videos have been remastered.
3. The scenes haven’t been available at SCORELAND for a long time.
So, today, experience again two of the great moments in big-boob history. And if you’ve never seen these scenes, there’s no time like now.
Where does Linsey rank on your list of the greatest SCORE Girls ever?
The cover of the November 1999 SCORE said it all with 20 photos of the slimmest and bustiest babes ever showcased in the magazine. These super-busty favorites were selected for a special photo collection called “Supersized!” aka “The 20 Club.”
How were they picked? The minimum requirements were that the girl’s bust measurement exceeded her waist by 20 inches or more.
How many super-hooter heroines can you identify on this cover?
The “Caught in the Act” section featured Darien Vain, live on stage at T’s Lounge in Pompano Beach, Florida. (The club is still there. Isis Haze danced there last week.) With the busty feature dancer scene pretty much faded away at strip clubs, it became less-productive as time went on to continue sending photographers to local clubs for “Caught in the Act.”
Busty Kathi, a well-known big-bust Internet star, posed for an exclusive photo shoot and chatted in an interview I did with her. Although she had a regular job as a technical writer and was a married mom, Kathi ran an advice column on the Web called “Ask Kathi,” and she was a treasure chest of information about breasts, their care and maintenance.
They asked Busty Kathi for advice. She would answer.
Bobbi Roxxs came to us through Alyssa Alps. They met at a strip club called Temptations in Tucson, Arizona, and Alyssa recommended SCORE to kick-start her career to national prominence like so many have done. Before becoming a dancer, Bobbi spent six years in the U.S. Marine Corps after graduating high school. She was also a billboard model for the Marines recruiting department. (“The Few. The Proud. The Busty.”)
Bobbi Roxxs' first pictorial.
College coed by day, dancer by night, Vicki Valentine also made her debut, along with Ashley Heart, who went from teen model to busty SCORE Girl. A Florida dancer named Becky Johnson returned, and Linsey Dawn McKenzie made her seventh SCORE appearance.
Rounding out the edition was “Fantasy SCORE” by Duncan Gutteridge and “Boob Beat,” which checked out New Jersey Web model Toni Marie, and a Minka and Lisa Lipps photo shoot. The “Scorecard” readers’ forum was filled with letters of praise for Diane Poppos. “On The Road” with Alyssa Alps traveled to Toronto, Michigan and New York. That girl was always on the go-go-go.
And that’s the way it was 15 years ago in SCORE magazine.
The Busty Ladies of Oil Wrestling: Annie Swanson, Angela White, Brandy Talore and Cherry Brady
The responses to my posting about the 10 greatest moments in V-mag history jogged my brain enough to start thinking about some other moments. So I’m wondering if you think any of these belong in the top 10:
1. With a hurricane bearing down on Miami in 2004, Cherry Brady, Angela White, Annie Swanson and Brandy Talore complete the filming of Busty Ladies of Oil Wrestling with a thrilling series of matches in TSG Arena. Elliot James officiates.
Chloe gets a piece of Linsey.
2.1999’s On Location Portugal with Kerry Marie, Lorna Morgan, Annette Christiansen, Jessica Turner and Jade.
3. The 1999 British Big-Tit Invasion.
4. Renee Ross meets Samantha 38G in K-JUGGS. Both girls fuck.
5. Any of the Linsey Dawn McKenzie-Chloe Vevrier girl-girls. Historic encounters of two of the greatest naturals ever.
6. Jenna Valentine, Leanne Crow, Natalie Fiore, Micky Bells and Hitomi in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico.
By the way, I can come up with one of the worst moments in the history of big, natural tits: tennis player Simona Halep gets a breast reduction and goes on to the finals of the 2014 French Open. Hopefully, this will not encourage other busty athletes to do the same. Personally, I think Halep might have won the French if she’d kept her tits, which served as great distractions.
Comment below or send your ideas to firstname.lastname@example.org
Busty Brits bounce off the walls at SCORELAND. Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Dawn Phoenix, Lorna Morgan, Chaz, Kerry Marie, Denise Davies, Kelly Kay, Kirstyn Halborg, Kellie Garnett, Susie Wilden, Laura Bailey, Miss Emma, Jessica Turner, Emily Cartwright, Michelle Bond, Lisa Marie Greener…the list goes on.
In recent years, Terri Jane, Dors Feline, Karla James, Dolly Delight, Beti Phellasio, Charley Green and Leanne Crow have filled the cups.
A few weeks ago, you met Lily Madison. Now here’s Bex Shiner, a former Big Brother contestant who became a huge tabloid celebrity. Big Brother housemates can go topless on TV unlike repressed American Big Brother residents.
(Pop quiz: Name the SCORE Girl who lived in the Big Brother house in both Germany and the Philippines.)
When we met Bex, her British ways made instant fans of us. She’s funny, energetic and upbeat. And she has big baps.
“I was flat-chested until I turned 18 years old, and then I became the biggest-chested of my friends,” Bex said.
Better late than never, Bex, and that includes visiting the Colonies.
Bex’s first photo set and a meet-n-greet video tomorrow kick off her arrival in the USA.
Crikey! The Brits have invaded the Colonies again!