Comments “Benny Hana,” “I just want to give a big shout out to the SCORELAND model scouts finding all these huge, natural-titty, voluptuous and very sexy Eastern European girls. I think it’s the most common trend on here, but that’s a good thing. Juliana Simms being our newest addition.”
First, I’d like to thank Benny for his comments and also thank him for his fun restaurants.
In the 1990s, when it came to naturals, the British ruled: Linsey, Lorna Morgan, Jessica Turner, CJ, Kerry Marie and many more. Now the Europeans rule: Vanessa Y., Sha, Valory, Joana, Angel, Micky and newcomer Juliana. But America is still not down for the count just yet. There’s Maserati, Cat Bangles, Marie Leone, Rockell, Jenna Valentine and new girls Harlow and Chloe Rose. Still, it does seem like the USA lags behind badly in the international boobs race.
Writes Roberto, “Juliana is the most beautiful florist in the world and by far the best discovery since Romanian Joana Bliss. Her massive jugs are the most hypnotizing I’ve seen in a long time. She is now a strong candidate for Newcomer of the Year.”
Around the turn of the century (the 20th century, not the 19th century), an editor at SCORE coined the question, “Where have all the good girl-girls gone?”
That editor has moved on to another career, but it’s still a relevant question.
We still ask it.
In a poll running at SCORELAND. we asked, “Should we shoot more girl-girl scenes?” We also said that if anyone had any names in mind, they should email Scorecard@Scoregroup.com. So far, the results are running in favor of more girl-girls: 43% say yes, 35% say no and a whopping 22% are indifferent about it. (I never get that neutral stance about topics like this. Either you like it or you don’t.) There has been one suggestion via email that I’ll publish in “Scorecard.”
Tawny Peaks and Colt 45. Thems were the days.
The big time for busty girl-on-girl stuff was during the early-to-mid ’90s. Chloe, Linsey, SaRenna, Angelique, Minka, Kayla Kleevage, Tawny Peaks, Danni Ashe…they were the champions of girl-girl action. Because of newsstand restrictions, the girl-girls in the magazines were simulated. Nipple sucking was fine, but tongues and toys could only hover a inch away from pussies. It was the same kind of simulation with the boy-girls. On video, it was a different story, so tongues, cocks and strap-ons could go all out, or in this case, all in.
Minka, Plenty and Kayla in Mega-Boob Olympics
I always felt big-bust girl-girls were more prevalent then because most of the girls didn’t want to do scenes with guys, so this was a substitute to get some kind of sex in rather than because a percentage of guys were turned on by seeing two or more girls going at it with tits, tongues and toys.
During the late ’90s and early ’00s, Brittany Love, Dawn Stone, Tanya Danielle, Nikki Diamond, Ariana, Adina, Julia Miles and Deanna Baldwin were doing most of the girly flings. Brittany in particular became the go-to girl for Sapphic action at SCORE. She locked lips with Haley Hills, Dawn Stone, Deanna Baldwin and Mary Carey.
Brittany Love meets Dawn Stone. They both went on Boob Cruise 2000.
My personal favorites in the ’00s were the Autumn-Jade and Sierra scene, Kerry Marie and Cassandra, the Cindy Cupps and Crystal Gunns pairing, the Cindy Cupps and Summer Sinn fling and the Cherry Brady, Angela White and Brandy Talore chick flicks.
Who’s been hot for the clit and the slit at different times at SCORELAND? Angela White, Cherry Brady, Brandy Talore, Annie Swanson, Rebecca Love, Destiny Rose, Kaytee Carter, Arianna Sinn, Summer Sinn, Daphne Rosen, Maggie Green, Holly Halston, Eva Notty and her friend Sarah Satori, Christy Marks and Renee Ross. Alexia Moore and Danielle Derek: Now those two were in a lipstick-lesbian league of their own.
Sierra shoots Autumn. One thing leads to another
Most of the newer girls–Leanne Crow, Jenna Valentine, Karina Hart, Natalie Fiore, Karla James, Micky Bells, Sophie Mae, Taylor Steele, Merilyn Sakova and Valory Irene among them–prefer to fly solo. I guess that’s how trends cycle. Maybe that’s the way it should be. If a girl’s not into other girls, it’s not going to work on-camera, either.
Newcomer Sheridan Love is really into pussy, proven by her recent encounter with Charlee Chase. I think it’s the only girl-girl we did at SCORELAND in 2011, not counting threesomes with a guy. Who would Sheridan bump boobs well with in the future if she does another girl-girl?
We haven’t released a girl-girl DVD since Busty Snatch Club. Is it worth making another one with a new cast?
Girl-girls: a thing of the past? Or due for a revival? Bring them back? Keep them in the closet?
I could listen to Arianna Sinn talk all day. Talk about anything. Her tits. Corn. Her co-stars in Big-Boob Finishing School. BustyArianna.com. Sex. Life in Romania. Anything she wants to talk about. This video is in two parts. Drop by tomorrow for part two.
I like to hear SCORE Girls speak. Always did. The female voice has always had an effect on me and when they have accents that could melt titanium, the effect is amplified. Like a sailor drawn to the siren. Arianna’s Romanian accent is not only sexy, it’s relaxing. However, not everyone feels the same way. The other day, an email came in and the gist of it was that the writer just wanted to see the girls posing, playing with themselves or in XXX scenes. He had no interest in interviews or listening to the girls speak. “Let’s get on with it,” he wrote. “Models should be seen and not heard.” I guess he doesn’t watch those late-night TV infomercials with sexy models selling boner pills either.
I didn’t agree with his point of view at all and his request to hush ’em up. Hearing models chat with another person, whether it’s in a real-life conversation (like SCOREtv or a Blog vid) or with another person in a video scene or just by themselves jack-talking in a solo video is one of the great simple pleasures of life. Some of my favorite voices belong to Kerry Marie, Linsey, Kianna Dior, Cherry Brady, Angela White, Christy Marks and Renee Ross. Daylene Rio, Kitana Flores, Annina, Jenna Valentine, Brandy Talore and Eva Notty also have ultra-sexy, distinctive voices. There’s many more. I’m sure you have your favorites too.
Happy Birthday shout-outs to Devin Taylor (Devin Takes South Beach), Sunshine (Bounce, Baby Bounce!) and Lola Lush, all March 2. Have a great day.
What’s the ultimate male fantasy? Surveys, polls, questionaires and more all point to the main event, the threesome fuck party of one man with two hot girls who attend to his every whim and desire. It’s No. 1 on the wish list of the average guy. And that kind of threesome is in store for you in SCORELANDtomorrow. Fresh from their Xmas party in “SCOREtv Holiday Edition,” Kelly Christiansen and Karen Fisher put their bad selves together and jump the bone of a SCORE reader in a XXX three-way boobapalooza. We don’t shoot girl-girl-guy threesomes in SCORELAND that often. I can think of Kayla and Minka, Linsey and Veronika, Christy Marks and Cassandra Calogera sharing the bone. When Karen and Kelly met and hit it off in the studio, their chemistry made the decision. They really got into it! It must have been that mistletoe.
And Sunday, Beshine’s first SCORE video introduces us to the pretty German blonde that no bra made by mankind can contain. She’s the talk of the super-sized breast world, especially in Europe. Great looking girls doing nice things to one man-pole and an eager newcomer with super-hooters. The holiday weekend is really shaping up. It truly is the most wonderful time of the year.
There is a scene in one of my favorite movies, Zoolander, where Ben Stiller’s character is in a commercial as a Merman and he says, “Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.”
Plumper Tyler is clearly enjoying her pool time.
Maggie Green has a bodacious set of floatation devices.
Well, I cannot agree with that statement more. I LOVE WET TITTIES! (I have often said I love wet lesbians, too. What can I say? I love H2O and hooters!)
And while my colleague Elliot “Boob Jedi” James will wax poetic about the greatness of Wet T-Shirts, and even though sometimes moisture can be funny (As in the case of this Christy Marks’ video!), I the BEST way to see wet titties is in the pool. Something about a sexy lady and her ginormous knockers in the pool makes me fucking horny. All that wetness. All those beads of water cascading down nipples and tummies and heading to crevices unkwown…whew! It makes my, um, mouth water. 🙂
I mean, take a look at Ines Cudna up there. Look at Tyler to the left and Maggie Green to the right. Don’t they look happy to be wet? Don’t you want to jump right in and take a swim with their sucklers? I mean, think about being in a pool all alone; not so much fun. But, if you add a busty babe, all of a sudden you want to swim forever like Michael Phelps.
I think Ashley's tits might actually help her float.
And I happen to think that busty babes are made for the water, I mean, they come with their own floatation devices. The minute they turn over on their backs, like Ashley Sage in the Nov. ’09 V-Mag, their floppers float up over the water. Do their fun bags keep these ladies buoyant? WHO CARES? I happen to think that they look pretty marvelous sticking up out of the water like that.
Tawny Peaks looks like she is ready for some poolside penetration
And not to mention that when you are in the pool, everything is lighter. Think about lifting a curvy girl on dry land and mounting her on your dick. As fun as it sounds, it is a labor of love. (And who wants to throw their back out while fucking? Hmm?) But you take that same curvy gal and lift her in a pool and she’s lightweight and maneuverable, all the better for your dick. Fucking in a pool takes water aerobics to a whole new level of fun.
That’s why I am an advocate of pool-time perkies. The models enjoy swimming around and, hell, I enjoy watching them do it. Don’t you? The same just can’t be said for beach shoots. Sure, the girls look hot rolling around on the sand, but have you ever tried to fuck in the sand? (Just the thought of sand up places where it ain’t supposed to be makes me cringe.) I say MORE poolside shoots in SCORELAND because WETTER is always BETTER.
Taylor Wane has the wet dream nurse down to a science.
This letter was published in “Scorecard” #45 back in 2001. It’s one of those topics that never gets dated. At first, letter writer Paul admits it was originally a complaint, but then he does a complete 180.
“As a devotee since 1997, you never stop amazing me with the quality of big titters. But this was going to be a letter of complaint regards the insult to my profession as a nurse. We try to destroy the myth that nurses are sex objects and are therefore the fantasy of men. As a man, I also have the fact that most people think that male nurses are gay. We are not. When I saw the pictorial of Linsey as a nurse, I thought, ‘Oh my God.’ Perfection. Words do not express what happened down below but it was a while before it returned to normal. So maybe I was being a prude. All I can say is would you mind asking SaRenna if she would do a nurse’s pictorial as she is my favorite model of all time.”
This in no way realistically depicts the nursing profession. Unfortunately.
The sexy nurse theme isn’t just used by horny publishers and movie studios. I was reading in a newspaper that the owners of Heart Attack Grill in Chandler, Arizona, filed a federal lawsuit against a new Delray Beach, Florida restaurant called Heart Stoppers, claiming that the Florida place is using the medical themes that Heart Attack Grill says it originated. It’ll be interesting to see how this case plays out. It seems to me that the costumed server theme is kinda universal. There have to be restaurants somewhere with waitresses dressed as cheerleaders or plaid-skirted co-eds. In Japan, there are cafes that feature waitresses dressed as French maids.
I love Jezhabelle, but this uniform was too baggy so it didn't make my top five.
Going back to Paul’s letter, A.) I never thought of male nurses as being gay and I didn’t know that people in general do, as Paul claims. B.) I absolutely do think of female nurses, in general, as sex objects. In my own life, I’ve never had a nurse who came close to looking like any of our models, regardless of the uniform. (Probably some lucky dudes have.) But I have seen some sensational-looking clerical staffers in various doctors’ offices. Maybe our friend Renee Ross, who says she wears scrubs in her job as a post-op nurse, will comment about Paul’s statements.
We don’t do lots of nurse-themed shoots. I wish we did more. My own top five SCORELAND nurses are 1) Cindy Cupps; 2) Autumn-Jade; 3) Cherry Brady; 4) Romina Lopez; and 5) Taylor Wane from March ’05 SCORE. Jezhabelle only made runner-up because her uniform was too loose-fitting and she was undressed by the fourth photo in the pictorial. Some nurse sets shot in England with Nicole Peters, Denise Davies and Linsey didn’t work for me at all because the girls wore real British nurse uniforms that couldn’t be any less sexless, not the over-the-top, costume-shop nurse uniforms and FM shoes that even the Heart Attack Grill and Heart Stoppers “nurses” probably would never wear.
I wonder if Paul is still reading SCORE and if he’s approved of all the nurse pictorials that we’re published since he wrote us in 2001. I hope to think so.
Deserves an award for all-time sleaziest nurse outfit.
