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Do boobs make a sound if no one is listening?

September 26, 2011 by Elliot James
The best headphones. Karen and Kelly's soft, warm earmuffs.

The best headphones. Karen and Kelly's soft, warm earmuffs. Now that's what I call stereophonic.

One of our recent SCORELAND surveys asked about members’ listening habits when watching videos. I use headphones, a habit from living in apartments with thin walls. I live in a house now with much more privacy, but I still rarely turn the computer’s speakers on.

So here’s how they do it.

30% keep the audio volume at the same level you’d use for watching Hawaii 5-0 on television. So if you have thin walls, your neighbors may think you have a sex life that rivals Tiger Woods’.

37% keep the volume low. Problem with that method is missing some important piece of dialog, such as Daylene Rio saying, “I’m gonna suck this cock now.” (Yes, it is important.)

27% wear headphones. Best option if you have roommates or a spouse who doesn’t want to hear moaning and groaning, the sounds of boobs slapping together or Summer Sinn yelling, “Cum on my tits!”

5% watch without audio. This method loses points for not being able to hear the girls’ voices. Unless you believe that women should be seen and not heard. Also, it’s not a good choice when you watch an interview.

We have added sub-titles for non-English speaking models, such as Romina Lopez. But I think we’re a ways from closed captioning. Besides, the captions could block the girls’ tits or pussies.

What are your listening habits?