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Birthday babes

March 4, 2014 by Elliot James

Today and tomorrow in birthdays. Angela White, Summer Cummings and London Andrews, all March 4th.  Happy birthday, ladies.

Angela White: March 4.

Summer Cummings: March 4.

London Andrews: March 4.

 

 

 

Winners of SCORE’s signed bra contests: Who are they? What do they do with their trophies? We hear from several of them.

September 27, 2013 by Elliot James

 

SCORE magazine kicked off its bra giveaways in the March ’07 issue. The first bra signed by a SCORE Girl to wind up with a reader belonged to Denise Derringer. Since then, numerous autographed bras have wound up in the hands of a winner chosen at random from mailed-in entries.

While every contest gets a sizable number of entries, the most entries mailed in since the contests started were for bras signed by mega-busters Minka and Beshine.

Not every entrant who wins tells us about his background with SCORE or his plans for this unique trophy but some have. Here’s a sampling.

J.H. won Venera’s red bra. “I subscribe to four of your publications. My favorite models are Karen Fisher, London Andrews, Nicole Peters, Valory Irene, LDM, Cassandra Calogera, Nadine Jansen, Venera and Leanne Crow. I love big tits. Your team does an excellent job with your magazines. The decision to end the pull-out section was great. It was always in the way of the centerfold. I never had the desire to pull it out anyway except to view the centerfold in full. I do like it that your mag isn’t political or shock-raunchy like a few of the others. Now, I can’t tell you how proud I am to be the owner of Venera’s red bra. It’s so damn hot! The thought that the cups really did cradle her awesome naturals is so damn sweet!”

“Believe it or not, when I first received her debut cover issue (December ‘11), I was so impressed with her I went to the newsstand and bought two more copies so I could look at more of her pictures all at once. She’s so damn fine! I left one in the wrapper to preserve it for posterity or maybe her signature one day. If she ever does a scene for Tits and Tugs, I’d love to be the lucky guy laying there. I’d even stop jerking off to your fine publication long enough to give her awesome milkers the creaming they deserve. (I could have done better than the guy you had for Valory!) The thought of her saddled up to me with those big floppies in my face is even better! Thanks for the unique and authentic memorabilia. I plan on sleeping with it draped over my face all damn night!”

Mr. H. won Miosotis’ bra. “I am a SCORE subscriber in addition to Voluptuous, XL Girls and BootyLicious magazines,” “I have been subscribing to SCORE for seven years. My favorite SCORE Girls are Miosotis, of course, Chica, Angel Gee, Daylene Rio, Paola Rios and Karina Hart, just a few. Asking me for the square root of something might be easier than asking me to name my favorites. I watch SCORE videos and they are always amazing. Thanks so much for allowing me to have this momentous treasure.”

Mr. W.F. won Shione Cooper’s bra. “My wife bought me the magazine at Royal Farms. I’ll have to thank my wife for buying me the magazine. She knows I like big breasts. My wife is 120 pounds with 36Ds that keep me happy! I have told her to send in some pics of herself but she just laughs. I will get her to try the bra on, just to see how big Shione is and then frame it! Also I want to thank you and your company for the chance to win the bra and featuring beautiful women every month.”

E.R. won Maserati’s bra. “I purchase SCORE every month, mainly digital these days, from the eBoobStore.com And I’ve been watching SCORE DVDs since you started making them.”

Mr. R.O.  won Gianna’s bra. “I am proud to be chosen the winner of the Gianna Bra contest. Many thanks also for the authenticity certification. Gianna, I feel truly privileged to be the custodian of one of your more intimate articles of clothing.”

E.R. won Catt Green’s bra. “I am so glad I finally won! I have been entering numerous contests in the previous months and am glad to have won this one in particular! I buy SCORE from a store here in San Antonio called MEGAPLEX. My favorite models are Dors Feline, Lorna Morgan, and Karina Hart, plus many more. I buy SCORE DVDS over renting them, because I see no other way. It seems every magazine brings out another beauty. I will cherish this very article and frame it in my gaming room!”

Upcoming bra contests: Angela White (December ’13 SCORE) and Daylene Rio (January ’14 SCORE). You’ve got to be in it to win it.

Nipples that can cut glass

July 16, 2013 by Elliot James

The average nipple length is around 3/8th of an inch or 10mm. I was looking for longer ones. Finding long-nippled ladies for this Blog took time. Breast size and areolae size were irrelevant. I scoured the SCORELAND Model Directory. It took a while.

These are nipples that cut glass. Nipples that can poke your fucking eye out.

The best way to show nipple length in a photograph is with an angled shot. Photographing the model straight-on doesn’t show how long her nipples really are.

I wonder how much bigger the nipples shown here would get if the girls used nipple suction bulbs prior to taking their photos. The vacuum these little gizmos create draws blood into the nipples and increases firmness. Breast pumps are bigger versions of a sucking device, used mainly to stimulate the process of lactation.

Running cold water over nipples will also make them taut and elongated for a short time.

It turned out that some of the lesser-known models had the most impressively lengthy nipples.

These ladies and their titties are so pretty, they’re named after cities!

January 9, 2013 by Maria

Porn star names are sometimes sexy, sometimes funny and always memorable.

Sometimes a gal uses her real name, and sometimes she doesn’t.

Sometimes she starts off with one name and changes it to another.

Some girls have one name and some have names so wild that they are unbelievable.

And sometimes they are named after cites. (And even states.)

Yes, today we are going to chat about ladies who are named after places they aren’t even from! (Because when you’re a hot, busty chick, you can do those kinds of things.)

This post actually came to mind because I bumped into a photo of Dallas Dixon and thought to myself, “Is Dallas from Dallas?”

Guess what? She is from Kentucky.

So I recruited the help of the great boob Jedi, Elliot James and Fernando, one of our librarians and we began a hunt for ladies named after places.

Here is how far we got:

London Andrews is not from London. She is from Syracuse, New York.

Dakota Kelly (And FYI, Dakota IS a city in Minnesota!) is actually from Sweetwater, Texas.

Paris Lorenz is not from France, but rather, from the Czech Republic.

Montana (By the way, what a hot redhead WITH freckles all over.) is from Minnesota.

Texas Barbie is from Chicago,Illinois.

And LA Bust, the woman, the legend, she is not from Los Angeles at all. She is actually from Houston, Texas.

Tricky, huh?

So many beautiful titties named after beautiful cities…and states, none of which they came from.

By the time we got to LA Bust, our minds were drained, but if you can remember any models named after places, please chime in. I love crowd participation!

xoxo

Maria

 

 

March mammary madness boobie birthday week!

March 5, 2012 by Elliot James

Bond. Michelle Bond. Shaken, not stirred.

March 4, 2011 by Elliot James

Bond. Michelle Bond.

It’s Michelle Bond time!

The sexy British GND (girl-next-door) from the Liverpool area began modeling in 2001. Her first mag for us was the June 2002 Voluptuous. Her first SCORE was June 2003. Working in a hotel at the time, the 32F-cupped brunette wasn’t sure if she’d continue modeling. Back then, I wrote “Here’s a winnah.” My spelling has improved since then.

Over the years, Michelle’s pictorials were published in a lot of TSG mags. She didn’t do much video for us. There’s an early interview and solo toy video filmed in England still archived on SCORELAND and SCOREVideos has a few. When the On Location shoot in Eleuthera, Bahamas  (Big Boob Paradise) was planned in 2007, Michelle was invited to join us but she couldn’t make it.

But now, Michelle is on the cover of the April ’11 SCORE with an interview, a pictorial and even a special bra giveaway. She’s also the covergirl of the May ’11 Voluptuous and is one of the hotties in the DVD Big-Boob Finishing School, shot in Portugal. Michelle was invited to play the leading role as the teacher of an academy for girls, and this time she could do it. And there’s more good stuff coming.

Today, SCORELAND publishes Michelle’s April pictorial. Sunday, a new SCORE Theater vid. If you look at Michelle’s earlier photos and compare them to now, you can see that there’s been some growth spurtin’ going on. Thanks, Michelle!  

A big birthday shout-out to Angela White and London Andrews, both March 4. Have a great day.

 

Happy B-Day, Angela White.

Happy B-Day, Angela White.

Happy B-Day, London Andrews.

Happy B-Day, London Andrews.

We thank birthday babes for what they have given us

March 4, 2010 by Elliot James
Happy B-Day to this week’s March babies. London Andrews has been road tripping around the USA for the past three years and is a great writer as well as a great model. Angela White is also a television star in Australia and appears in the sitcom, Fat Pizza. The tattoo on the inner side of Summer Cummings’  left ankle, TBLCITW, stands for her hometown, Reno, Nevada, “The Biggest Little City In the World.” Amber Diamond was discovered by model and porn star Taylor Wane. Vicky Vann from Texas was discovered by SCORE‘s Sports Trivia columnist Greg Maiuro. One of Chelsea Charms’ favorite authors is Charles Dickens. (I think he wrote A Tale of Two Titties. Yeah, that’s the guy.) Kellie Garnett only posed for SCORE and Voluptuous and she went back to her receptionist job after her modeling phase with us. Kellie did a video interview with me and Dave that I’ll never forget. We hope you all get a lot of great B-Day gifts, ladies!

Retro Pinups: Chesty and Classy.

December 20, 2009 by Maria
Bunny's ruffled undies are classic pinup style.

Bunny's ruffled undies are classic pinup style.

There is something about a curvy chick in full-on pinup attire that does something for me. Maybe it’s that as a child, I watched a lot of old movies on public television (We didn’t have cable until the ’90s at my house), and that included lots of old movies with Jayne Mansfield, Jane Russell and Marilyn Monroe. I became obsessed with women in cute, little outfits that showed lots of leg and ample bosom. They didn’t appear slutty to me, but rather, they were curvaceous, classy women who seemed to always be

London looks like a curvaceous calendar girl in this outfit.

London looks like a curvaceous calendar girl in this outfit.

Daphne may not be showing a lot of skin, but there is no denying her curves in this retro outfit.

Daphne may not be showing a lot of skin, but there is no denying her curves in this retro outfit.

having the time of their lives and could walk into a room and instantaneouly hold the attention of everyone there.They oozed this confident, semi-cheeky sensuality that I thought was the greatest thing since sliced bread.

In fact, I remember finding a box of slides once in my grandfather’s study, and it was full of half-naked pinups. And although I was old enough to know that these were “dirty pictures,” I was fascinated by these sexy women. I thought that they were amazing in their lingerie and garters. It made such an impression on me that I would, in my adult years, go on to dress this way for fancy events. To me, pinup style is the epitome of hot. I think it’s, well, the cat’s meow. 😉

This shot moved me so much that it landed Hillary the cover of the Dec. '09 issue of V-mag.

This shot moved me so much that it landed Hillary the cover of the Dec. '09 issue of V-mag.

Maybe this is why when I do photo edits here at SCORELAND, the pics that I love most are the ones that channel that old Hollywood style I have come to equate with smoldering sexuality. In fact, when doing the photo edits for Voluptuous‘ December 2009 issue, I came across this shot of Hillary Hooterz, who just so happened to be debuting in said issue. When my art director Vanessa and I took a closer look, we both knew that this was THE shot, and we put it on the cover.

Just take a look at Hillary’s beautiful face and heaving cleavage spilling out of that blouse and showing just a peek of her polka-dotted bra. This shot, at least to me, teases and tantalizes and is probably hotter than if she had just posed topless. There is something about a woman who can show her curves and do it in such a way that even though she is fully clothed, you get just as horny as if she were naked. That’s the allure of pinup style, and whenever I see a girl dressed this way (Even when they are dressed in more of a Rockabilly style, which is, like, pinups with lots of tattoos), I am instantly drawn to her.

Just thought I’d share, considering that I confess most of my rack ruminations on here. Are you guys into pinups as much as I am?

xoxo, Maria