December 26, 2012 by Elliot James
I kept writing “Season’s Breast” instead of “Season’s Best” on my holiday cards. I had to throw out a bunch of cards. I might need a vacation.
No one ever mentions the day after Xmas because it’s anti-climactic. It’s returning gifts to the stores. It may be apologizing for saying the wrong thing after a few too many drinkees. It’s cleaning up the huge mess leftover from Xmas dinner. It’s heading back home if you’ve been away. It’s dealing with the morning hangover or bloated bellies from one too many trips to the dessert table. It’s disposing of all the reindeer poop.
But after Titmas, now that’s something else. That’s fun.
Because after Titmas at SCORELAND, we always have a clean-up squad of nubile maids with big boobs to tidy the place. Here are a few from our rich history of hiring the right maids.
They’re just maid to be busty.
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Rebecca Love and Holly Halston
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Rhonda Baxter
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Paola RIos
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Felicia Clover
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Katarina and Dominno
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Jennifer Vokova
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Brandy Talore
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Luba
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Victoria Lane
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Jana
April 6, 2010 by Maria
When I’m looking around SCORELAND, it’s easy to get lost amongst all of the titties. Especially when a model has a lot of postings. Take a model like Chloe Vevrier, for example. There are currently 52 postings of the great Chloe on SCORELAND. If I get on a Chloe kick, I can get stuck there for hours. (Not that I mind. I love the German wuunderbabe!)
So, sometimes, I like to troll around the one-hit wonder models. The models who came, came and then went and never modeled again. I don’t know what it is about these girls that does it for me. Maybe it’s that they only posed once, so I feel like I am looking at something special. Or maybe it’s because in my perverted imaginings, these one-hit wonders were students or single moms who posed once to pay for school or something, and never told anyone about the, “One time, when I was in college,” nude modeling that they did. It’s like their dirty, little secret. (I think that’s hot. In fact, I often fantasize about bumping into one of these one-hit wonders in the real world and saying something like, “AREN’T YOU _____?!?!?!” I know, I have an overactive. horny imagination. It happens.)
So, I thought I would start posting my favorite one-hit wonders and getting your picks, too.
Sure, these girls are not legendary like Linsey or Kerry, but they were once, maybe even if only once, SCORE and V-Girls, and like I always say…those kinds of girls are forever!
So enjoy my first three one-hit wonder picks.
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Patra, SCORE Oct. 2005
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Patra, SCORE Oct. 2005
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Luba, Busty Amateur, SCORELAND
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Jacqueline, SCORE JULY 2004
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Jacqueline, SCORE JULY 2004
1) Patra, SCORE October 2005. Italian broad from NYC with DD’s.. Only posed once, but boy was she hot. She talked about taking it in the ass before she lost her virginity. She said she liked to dress like a slut and walk around in the frozen food section of the supermarket to make her nipples hard. Her horniness and high slut-factor speak to me. Patra, you are a GREAT one-hit wonder.
2) Jacqueline, SCORE July 2004. Native Floridian measuring 34E. She was approached by a photog and posed a few days later at his pool. She is an average girl, but when she came to pose, she brought a pocket rocket so she could buzz her snatch during the shoot. You gotta love a horny girl who never leaves home without it!
3) Luba, busty amateur. I love Luba because I first bumped into her when I was an editor for 18eighteen magazine. When I set eyes on Luba’s plush, teen rack, I wanted to applaud. She was a foreign exchange student from Russia and boy, if the exchange students looked like this when I was in high school, I would have totally shown them all some serious American hospitality. Knowhaddamean? 😉
xoxo
Maria
