Tag Archive: maid

Today at SCORELAND, Patty Michova gets DP’d

June 30, 2017 by Dave

Did Patty Michova grow a tail? No. Is that tail attached to a butt plug that’s stuffed inside her ass? Yes!

When Patty Michova walks into a room, most guys look at her tits, but Kristof is curious about whatever’s protuding from Patty’s cute little behind. Is that a tail?

Well, yeah. Kinda. It’s a tail that’s attached to a butt plug, and what’s holding that tail in place? Well, the butt plug is stuffed inside Patty’s ass.

What follows is one of the hottest double penetration scenes you’ve ever seen as Steve and Kristof have their way with Patty’s tight, stacked body, taking turns on her mouth, pussy and asshole before filling her pussy and asshole at the same time.

In the scene, Patty is a maid, and as the great Steven Sondheim wrote in A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum, “Everybody oughta have a maid.” For just this reason. Check it out today at SCORELAND.

Saturday at SCORELAND, Erin Star, one half of the busty sister act of Erin and Helen, returns. These girls are developing quite a following.

Roxi Red’s first threesome!

March 9, 2017 by Elliot James

Anatomy award winner Roxi Red is a woman of many talents and skills, as seen at SCORELAND since her debut. It’s always been one-on-one for Roxi…until now!

Those two fuckin’ guys Tony and Jimmy have moved into a house. It’s perfectly clean, but Jimmy calls The Greatest Maid Service In The World because he feels the house needs a woman’s touch.

The real reason is that he needs a woman’s touch on his junk. Tony doesn’t see the need for a cleaner until they see Roxi walk to their front door. Then they go into shock.

Whoever said that more than a mouthful is a waste never saw Roxi. The guys will need to call another maid to clean off the mess she inspires them to make. Roxi is more powerful than Viagra.

See it now at SCORELAND.

An Amazon, Roxi towers over the boys. She's more than a handful. A lot more.

Siri: maid to please

March 10, 2013 by Elliot James

Siri’s a bra-buster. Tomorrow, she’s a dust-buster.

Tomorrow at SCORELAND, you get to enjoy Siri dressed as a hot maid. Cosplay is always welcome, especially with a girl like Siri. (Let’s face it, there are NO girls LIKE Siri. She’s one of a kind.)

Siri joins a group of SCORE and V-Girls who kill the traditional fantasy maid’s outfit, something no real maid has ever worn unless her boss is a rich horndog and likes to watch his maid clean as he sits in an easy chair sipping a cognac. Which I would do if I had the money.

This kind of maid’s outfit is strictly for a couple’s bedroom, a fantasy photo shoot, a Halloween party or a bad British stage farce.

I wonder what Siri wears at Halloween parties. She has two belts in karate. Maybe she goes as a ninja? She’s also a Harry Potter fan. Maybe she goes as Luna Lovegood?

Siri is maid for jerking.

We’ll have to ask Siri.

Today at SCORELAND, busty Jennifer Vokova is a French maid. Why?

December 13, 2011 by Dave
Cleaning a house is not Jennifer's specialty.

Cleaning a house is not Jennifer's specialty.

There are many costumes/scenarios SCORELAND members request that make perfect sense to me. School teacher. Who among us hasn’t had a fantasy about his busty teacher? Cheerleader. Who among us hasn’t lusted after a busty pom-pom girl? Waitress? Who among us hasn’t given a better tip to a busty, cleavage-revealing waitress for the exact-same service that a less-endowed waitress provided?

And then there’s French maid.

Thanks, Karina. I think I'm starting to understand this French maid thing.

Thanks, Karina. I think I'm starting to understand this French maid thing.

I understand the basic idea. You hire a housecleaner. The maid shows up at your door. She’s super-busty. She’s going around your house cleaning things, reaching, bending, getting down on her hands and knees, and by the time she leaves, you’re actually hoping she did a bad job so she’ll have to come back and do it all over again.

But French maid? Why French?

I bring this up because a new set of Jennifer Vokova goes up today at SCORELAND, and in it, she’s a French maid (mind you, Jennifer is Czech). And I love the outfit. Everything about it. I think every busty model should do a shoot in this outfit.

Which I guess answers my question, although you gotta admit, “French maid’ doesn’t naturally roll off your tongue after “school teacher, cheerleader, waitress.”

I guess it’s all about the outfit, right? Or is it just that French anything sounds good?

Why we can’t blame a certain former governor of California for doing what he did (and has anybody noticed that his former housekeeper has big tits?)

May 22, 2011 by Dave
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Danni Ashe: ""Who is your daddy and what does he do?"

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Annie Swanson: "I'll be back."

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Kerry Marie: "Put that cookie down. Now!"

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Rhonda Baxter: ""If you don't scrub that kitchen floor, you ain't gonna rock and roll no more."

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Haydee Rodriguez: "If I am not me, then who the hell am I?"

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SaRenna Lee: "Come with me if you want to live."

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Diane Poppos: "What can I say? I'm a spy."

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Brandy Talore: ""This hero stuff has its limits."

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Jade: "Your levity is good. It relieves tension and the fear of death."

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The Busty Euro Maids: "One of us is in deep trouble."

Paola Rios: "Hasta la vista, baby!"

Paola Rios: "Hasta la vista, baby!"

Victoria Lane: "No problemo."

Victoria Lane: "No problemo."

Katarina and Dominno: "If you don't scrub that kitchen floor, you ain't gonna rock and roll no more."

Katarina and Dominno: ""To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women."