Danielle is ready to turn ’em loose!
Danielle Derek, who started with us in 2005, before she became a porn star, has now joined the mega-titters.
Fortunately, her pussy is as tight as ever. Her butthole, too.
Danielle wanted SCORELAND members to be the first to see her new, bigger tits. And while she was at it, she spread her pussy and ass, like she always does.
Ya gotta love this girl.
I once sat on a couch and watched a World Series game with Casey James. She looked just like this…in my imagination. Actually, she had on a very tight, low-cut tank top.
A never-before-seen interview with Casey James was posted on SCORELAND today. Curious, I logged-in and clicked the arrow button. What I heard next shocked me.
My voice.
Me? I interviewed Casey James on video? I knew I’d interviewed Casey, but I had no recollection that the interview had been videotaped, nor had Elliot James. But when a SCORELAND member named S.W. kept emailing Elliot asking for the video version of the interview to be posted, Elliot dug deeper and found it. Eureka! Casey and her giant boobs!
It’s funny because I remember a lot of things about that week in the Florida Keys when Mega-Boob Olympics was filmed, and Casey is in one of my favorite memories: She, a hardcore New York Yankees fan, telling the rest of the girls on the shoot (Minka, Kayla Kleevage, Plenty UpTopp, SaRenna Lee and Maxi Mounds) that we were going to watch the World Series, not some girlie sitcom or TV drama, then plopping herself on the couch, right next to me, wearing a tank top that her giant tits were popping out of. Listen, I’m a big baseball fan, but given the choice between watching the game (Yankees vs. Diamondbacks, 2001 World Series, the famous post-9/11 Series) or staring down Casey’s top all night…well, you know where my eyes were. Jeter who?
Check out the interview. Casey is wearing a hot-pink outfit. There’s a window behind her. If you could look through that window, you’d see Plenty UpTopp, Maxi Mounds, Minka and Kayla Kleevage having sex. She wanted to be out there. I’m sure I wished I could have been in two places at once.
Anyway, I really got to like Casey after the baseball takeover, and now that I’ve watched the interview, I like her even more. I’m sure that’s how I felt after I conducted the interview. I just don’t remember.
Here's Kelly Christiansen with Johnny. I kinda assumed from the giant load he shot that Johnny had a good time.
Letters. We get letters. We get lots and lots of letters.
And some of them are a bit unusual. ’Tits the season, I guess, but these days, I’ve been seeing some unusual stuff. Take this one from R.N. of New Jersey. R.N. writes, “In the write-ups that accompany your XXX layouts, I’d like to see a comment or two from the male partner describing the experience. Just a couple of brief opinions about how this girl compares to other SCORE girls he has fucked. Is she highly skilled orally? How did her pussy taste? Such comments would help me enjoy the girl even more intensely than I would without the comments. I think many readers would like to read a professional stud’s opinion of the lady.”
My response to R.N. was, “Usually, our studs show how much they enjoy our girls by cumming on their tits or faces. Many readers don’t even want to see the studs’ faces. Would any of you like to hear what they have to say?” So I’ll ask you guys the same question. I can usually tell by the action whether the blow job was good and the pussy was tight and the tits felt nice. I just can’t imagine walking up to a stud after a scene, holding up a microphone in his face and asking, “How did it feel?”
You might have to blast a wall with TNT to make a hole big enough for even one of Beshine's tits.
Okay. S.M. from Baltimore, Maryland writes, “How about making a video called ‘Big-Tit Glory Hole, The Sequel’ in which instead of like in the original Big-Tit Glory Hole video where you had guys sticking their cocks through holes and having models such as Daphne Rosen, Jade Feng and others fondle and suck on the mystery cock, let’s reverse it and have SCORE models (naturals only) stick their tits through a pair of holes that are large enough and maybe have the two dudes, two women or the dude and the lady try to guess who the boobs belong to. No hardcore! Just boob-sucking and different techniques on teasing a woman with large breasts with hot and erotic foreplay. This would be an X-Rated video of your finest women enjoying intense boob sex.”
Okay, so let me get this right: We’d see all of the guy but we’d only see girl’s tits? Hasn’t everybody been asking for LESS guy?
Set me straight on this one, SCORE Men.
S.M. continues, “The ultimate goal would be to get the viewer off, of course, and I’m pretty sure that intense boob play will do that. Models will have their mystery boobs sucked, licked, squeezed, fondled and even gently bitten and smacked. Nipple clamps and breast pumps could be used on some occasions. Boobs can be oiled and greased as well. Sounds kinky, eh? The boob play will be so intense that you can hear the models’ orgasms from the other side.”
By the way, how big is the hole that fits Beshine’s tits?
And C.W. from Tacoma, Washington writes, “I understand that there is an edition of SCORE for the United Kingdom that does not have any full-sex scenes. Is it possible to subscribe to that version in the United States? It would be much more preferable to my current practice of having to scissor the full-sex photos out of my edition upon arrival.”
No, C.W., and you’re the first person to ask for one. Congratulations.
According to the latest weather report, it’s supposed to snow today in the northeast United States. The forecast calls for rain mixed with snow in the mid-Atlantic. In the midwest, highs in the 20s and 30s. In the west, rain and snow showers. So, although this winter has been a lot milder than previous ones, spring and summer are not exactly just around the corner. You need something to brighten your day. You need a dose of one of the greatest big-boob bikini babes ever, the great Angelique.
A streaming version of Angelique’s scene from Busty Dildo Lovers 2 goes live today at SCOREVideos.com. In it, the great Brazilian beauty destroys a tight sweater, oils up her mega-tits and uses a huge dildo on her pussy. That oughta keep you warm!
And, well, because I try to be a nice guy, and because Angelique makes me think about bikinis, here are three shots from three of my favorite Angelique bikini photo shoots. Enjoy.
Melissa Manning (left) and Kelly Christiansen are very excited about the 2011 SCOREtv Holiday Edition. The show debuts tomorrow on SCORELAND.
A lot of entertaining things have been happening around here recently.
Santa Lucas gave Kelly Christiansen a spanking.
Minka stretched a collection of Christmas sweaters with her KK-cup boobs. Those sweaters are totally ruined.
Maserati and Beverly Paige went caroling.
Melissa Manning licked and sucked a candy cane or two. Or three.
And Frosty had a night out he’ll never forget…unless he has a meltdown.
And me? Well, despite X.D. and J.D. telling me to keep my dirty mitts (actually, my voice) away from the models, I’ve been interviewing one girl after another for the 2011 SCOREtv Holiday Edition, which goes live tomorrow at SCORELAND. The girls: Kelly, Maserati, Minka, Destiny Rose, Melissa Manning, Desiree and Samantha 38G. Plus special guest appearances by Venera, Micky Bells, Beverly Paige, Jasmine Shiraz, Karen Fisher and Nancy Navarro.
I’m really in the holiday spirit this year. Check out the show and you’ll see why.