Tag Archive: Mia Callista

The voting booths are open at SCORELAND!

December 2, 2015 by Dave

Hitomi is trying to win a SCORE award for the fourth consecutive year.

Many questions will be answered when the ballots for the 2015 SCORE and Voluptuous Awards are counted. The voting booths are open at SCORELAND!

Among the questions:

• Can Hitomi, who made history in 2014 by winning SCORE Model of the Year for the second year in a row, make it three in a row? If she does, she’ll become the first girl to win a SCORE award four years in a row; she won Newcomer of the Year in 2012.

• Will Cindy Cupps finally get voted into the Big-Boob Hall of Fame? I’m rooting for her, but the competition is tough. Casey James, Merilyn Sakova and Lorna Morgan are among the first-time nominees.

• Will a natural win SCORE Newcomer of the Year for the eighth consecutive year?

• Can Mia Khalifa, who was in the news more than any other big-boobed girl in 2015, win SCORE Hardcore Performer of the Year?
Here’s a question I can answer right now: What happened to V-mag’s Ass of the Year?
It’s gone. We retired it. Karina Hart kept winning and was going to keeping on winning. Call it the Karina Hart Ass of the Year Award.
Who are your picks?

Holiday ’15 SCORE and November ’15 Voluptuous now on-sale

October 3, 2015 by Elliot James

Miss P-Chan from Japan had a plan to be part of the Voluptuous clan. Now, one of the world’s bustiest Asians makes her international magazine debut in the November ’15 Voluptuous. Until now, P-Chan had only appeared in Japanese men’s mags.

“I learned about SCORE from a friend,” P-Chan said. She’ll be back in the February ’16 SCORE magazine.

Stacked Brit Katie Thornton returns in the Holiday ’15 SCORE. Mia Khalifa has a XXX layout and GND (girl-next-door) Kate Marie debuts. This issue also offers a chance to win a signed copy of Daylene Rio’s DVD XXXTreme Daylene and Sheridan Love’s autographed bra.

Are you a fan of P-Chan?

Katie helps wrap up the last issue of 2015.

 

Is Katie hot enough for ya?

August 18, 2015 by Dave

No bathing suit can contain Katie. This one isn't even trying.

We’re having a heatwave, and I’m wondering how many girls you’ve seen this summer who look as good in a swimsuit as Katie Thornton.

I mean in person, at the beach or pool.

I’m guessing none.

Katie heats up SCORELAND on August 27.

By the way, did you know that just over a year has passed since I first saw Mia Khalifa in the parking lot near the burger joint?

Did you know that SCOREtv is coming back?

 

Don’t worry. Be happy. Larissa Linn is back.

April 25, 2015 by Dave

Larissa has something she wants to show you.

“I never dreamed I could be a model,” said Larissa Linn, the F-cup natural newcomer who returns to SCORELAND today. “Well, I dreamed about it, but I never thought I would do it. Doing this makes me very happy.”

Larissa makes us happy. She’s obviously making a lot of you guys happy. Back in the day, the former editor of SCORE would invite readers to pull up their happy seats whenever a great new girl came along. Personally, I don’t have a happy seat, but whenever I’m looking at Larissa, I’m happy.

What else will make you happy? The July ’15 issue of SCORE, which is on-sale now at eBoobStore.com. The digital version comes with five embedded videos, and you can take it anywhere without anyone knowing. The issue features new photos of Mia Khalifa and an exclusive interview. Plus pregnant Katarina Dubrova, V-Girl Liza Biggs in her SCORE debut (she earned it), blonde Alura Jenson getting ass-fucked, DDD-cupper Holly Brooks putting on a show at a secret hideaway, eight pages of our greatest slim ‘n’ stacked girls and lots more.

Enjoy the rest of your weekend. Be happy.

Bush leaguer with big boobs hooks-up at SCORELAND

January 31, 2015 by Elliot James

“Miss Mischel Lee is a beautiful woman and a delight to observe in the act of intercourse. Her pubic hair is a refreshing change from the normally shaved maidenheads.”-gtgerman

So comments a SCORELAND member.

The green-eyed brunette with a thick thatch patch of fur down below returns in her second boy-girl XXX. This one is the romantically entitled “Hairy Pussy, Big Tits & Hot Sex” because “50 Shades of Beaver” didn’t have a good ring to it. The fur really flies as Mischel and Joshua cum together in a dark nightclub.

Bushy pussies always brings out the flash mob of follicle followers at SCORELAND.

Mischel wore an outfit that she would never wear for public consumption, a black fishnet dress with holes big enough for a shark to swim through. Mischel’s punk heels have wicked spikes on the toes but she’d rather fuck than fight. Good for Joshua, good for us, good for you.

Part of our double-header hardcore weekend with Mia Khalifa at bat first.

Mischel Lee's in the Hair Club...for men who support bush.

Today at SCORELAND, Mia Khalifa is a fucking schoolgirl. And I do mean a fucking schoolgirl

January 30, 2015 by Dave

I am very proud to say that Steve, Elliot, Gil and I discovered Mia.

The great thing about the hardcore set of Mia Khalifa that’s live right now at SCORELAND is that Mia really did attend a private school, and she really did have to wear a uniform.

Her parents sent her to military boarding school to straighten her out.

A lot of good that did. Now Mia’s straightening out cocks all over the world.

She’s still the No. 1 porn star in the world. And she has 377,000 followers on Twitter.

And she’s the most-famous Florida State University football fan in the world. And she’s angered a lot of people over in Lebanon, where she was born. And she rejected some creepy advances from Drake, the rapper.

You can also buy Mia’s one-and-only DVD, Mia Khalifa, for the dirt-cheap price of $14.99 at eBoobStore.com.

Here’s some excerpts from my interview with Mia.

SCORELAND: Did your family know that you were doing porn before the Lebanese stuff started breaking?

MIA: You know how they knew? As soon as my stuff at SCORELAND went live, someone made a fake Instagram of Mia Callista, and they friend-requested everyone that I followed, including my family members.

SCORELAND: That’s pretty mean. If people weren’t so mean, this would all be fine.

MIA: I know. If this was the ’90s or early 2000s, I don’t think anybody would know, not in Lebanon, not up in Maryland.

SCORELAND: How about the good side. The best part about this has been…

MIA: All of the Florida State attention. That has been the best part of all this. I formed a little family called FSU Twitter, and it’s so much fun to talk to all the Florida State fans and a few players. It’s just been awesome. That has been my favorite part. Well, no. That’s my second-favorite part. I lied. [Laughs] My favorite part is that all the boys in high school who turned me down are now following me on Twitter and trying to hit me up.

SCORELAND: Do you look different?

MIA: I look a lot different. I weigh 60 pounds less and I have giant tits now. Some guy Tweeted, “Hey, she asked me to prom freshman year!” And I was like, “Yeah, but you said, ‘No.’ Do you regret that now?”[Laughs]

SCORELAND: If they saw your skills, they would really regret it.

MIA: That’s the best part.

Mia Khalifa has her own XXX DVD, and you can watch it right now at eBoobStore.com!

January 13, 2015 by Dave

It only seems right that the No. 1 porn star in the world should have her own DVD.

And now she does. SCORE discovery Mia Khalifa, formerly known as Mia Callista, formerly known as The Busty Girl Behind The Counter At The Hamburger Joint, is the star of the new DVD Mia Khalifa. Pretty catchy, no?

And it’s on-sale at eBoobStore.com on DVD and Blu-ray. If you absolutely must have it right now, it’s  available for download. You could be watching it within minutes. Click here to see the trailer.

The downloadable version is just $14.95. Cheap.

The movie includes two hardcore scenes (her first-ever XXX scene and a brand-new one that’s never been seen), her first interview and lots more, including a blow job demonstration that’s a must-see for all the head-suckers out there who want to learn how to give a real blow job, Mia Khalifa-style. Guys, show this one to your girlfriends.

I asked Mia if she’d seen her first magazine, the March ’15 SCORE, and she said, “I actually have it hanging next to the newspaper from when Florida State won the championship last year. That’s how important it is to me.”

Well, Mia, now you have your own DVD.

 

 

Mia Khalifa, aka The Busty Girl Who Works Behind The Counter At The Hamburger Joint, is the most-famous porn star in the world

January 10, 2015 by Dave

Mia says her first scene with Carlos was one of her most-exciting moments so far. Another was being in the March 2015 SCORE. And one more: getting Twitter follow requests from all the guys who ignored her in high school. Fools.

Mia Khalifa, formerly known as Mia Callista, has achieved genuine international fame. Not just Internet fame. Worldwide fame. Stories about her have appeared on many major websites: CNN, MTV, Newsweek, NBC News, The Daily Mirror, The Independent, etc., etc. A song has been written about her. She’s the unofficial mascot of the Florida State Seminoles football team. Back home in Lebanon, where Mia was born 21 years ago, there’s an ongoing national debate over whether Lebanese girls should be doing what she does. She tells me people are talking about her on radio and TV. She has nearly 200,000 Twitter followers. And by at least one measure, she’s the No. 1 porn star in the world.

Yes, that Mia. The busty babe who works behind the counter at the hamburger joint. Or worked. Mia’s big headlights (and sex skills, and personality and the smile that hundreds of thousands of guys have fallen in love with) have enabled her to put the burger joint in her rear-view mirror.

“I never dreamed any of this would happen,” Mia told me the other day. “I thought I’d shoot a few scenes for you guys and that would be it.”

She can speak for herself. From the day I almost ran her over in the parking lot of the hamburger joint–as she jokingly puts it–I never thought “that would be it.” As I wrote on August 7, the day after I realized she had the goods to be a SCORE Girl, she’s “one of the hottest women I’ve ever seen in person.” I also said, “This could be great.” And then on October 3 I wrote, “Have I mentioned that the girl who takes my order at the hamburger joint needs to get away from that hamburger joint and become a porn star?”

But I never could have imagined that she’d become this famous this fast.

Fame hasn’t changed Mia. Nor has the rude way some of her critics have treated her. Fuck ’em. If they had Mia’s mouth around their cocks, they’d change their tune real fast.

Anyway, Mia, the guys at SCORELAND are proud of you. And we’re also proud that your first solo and XXX scenes are at SCORELAND (with another XXX scene coming on January 30).

Meanwhile, things aren’t the same at the burger joint. I go there less. The people at the register keep messing up my order. Mia had big tits and got my order right every time. You can’t beat that combination.

By the way, I should have big news regarding Mia in a few days, so stay tuned.

Now on-sale: the March ’15 SCORE, featuring The Busty Girl Who Worked Behind The Counter At The Hamburger Joint

December 16, 2014 by Dave

Mia Callista. The Busty Girl Who Works Behind The Counter At The Burger Joint. She’s now internationally known. Nearly 25,000 followers on Twitter. Famous for her love of the Florida State Seminoles football team and her commentaries on football, pop culture and female ESPN reporters and anchors. And, of course, her great fucking and deep-throat sucking skills.

All of that is great. But today marks another milestone in her life: The digital version of her first magazine is now available at eBoobStore.com (the print version goes on-sale next Tuesday, although you might be able to find it now at your magazine retailer).

Mia is on the front cover. She’s on the back cover. I’m so proud.

Also in this issue: Amy Anderssen fucks; Brook Ultra fucks; Beverly Paige fucks…fuck, fuck, fuck! Reader’s wife. Shelby Gibson debuts. New Sha Rizel. New Goldie Blair. Fourteen amazing pairs of areolae. Plus, in the digital edition, five free videos.

And an interview with Mia. Check it out now at eBoobStore.com.

 

Spend the rest of the weekend with SCORELAND discovery Mia Callista

November 8, 2014 by Dave

Mia would like to spend some time with you.

Need advice on how to spend the rest of your weekend?

You could go see the new movie Interstellar. Spend three hours in a dark movie theater watching the world come to an end. Blow 20 bucks on a ticket, popcorn and soda.

Or you could spend it with SCORE Girl Mia Callista.

Here’s how:

Saturday afternoon at 4 p.m. EST: Log-in to the members area of SCORELAND and jack to Mia’s brand- new photos and video, “A Body Made For Sex.” Watch her two-finger her pretty, pink pussy with one hand while she rubs her clit with the other. Make it a party and cum along with Mia. See if you can out-moan her. I don’t think you can.

Saturday night at 6:30 EST: Watch the Florida State Seminoles football team play the Virginia Cavaliers. The ‘Noles are Mia’s team, so each time they score, imagine Mia’s pussy getting wetter (it was already wet to begin with). Celebrate the ‘Noles’ likely victory by pleasuring yourself to one of her videos at SCORELAND. [Note: I understand that for most of you, rooting for the Seminoles is impossible. However, you might be able to pull it off if you can imagine Mia’s tits jiggling when she gets excited.]

Sunday morning at 9 a.m. EST: Listen to Mia live on 560 WQAM radio in Miami (you can find the live stream on the Internet). Mia’s going to be talking sports and porn on The Q Report. Make sure you also have a browser window open to SCORELAND so you can enjoy the rare pleasure of listening to a SCORE Girl’s voice on the radio while jacking to her pictures.

Sunday lunch: Grab a burger and fries at the burger joint in your area. Mia no longer works behind the counter at a burger joint, but she did when we discovered her. Enjoy the mystical Mia-burger joint-your cock connection that will surely be in the air. BUT DO NOT BEAT YOUR MEAT TO MIA’S VIDEOS ON YOUR MOBILE WHILE SITTING IN THE RESTAURANT!

Sunday night: Finish your weekend by jacking to Mia’s first boy-girl scene, the one with Carlos. Watch her deep-throat his cock while she looks into the camera, right at you.

And there you go. Your multimedia weekend with Mia. Go Semin…al fluid.