Tag Archive: Michelle May

Drop your man-fat with the Splat Mat. Two new busty babes added!

October 15, 2014 by Elliot James

A few days ago, a reader named R.J. emailed me.

“I just got the January ’15 SCORE. I really love the Amy Anderssen pics. That Tigerr Benson is really hot ,too. I thought I would show you a couple of their poses that I would be happy if every girl did them.”

The Tigerr photo R.J. wrote about was in the table of contents. The Amy photo was on page 95. They were not hand-on-head glamour shots. Both were in-your-face, spread pussy, F-M poses, photos that inspire major wood.

Now the Splat Mat series has two new girls to whack over: Sheridan Love and Merilyn Sakova in their hottest and wide-spreading F-M positions.

This makes eight Splat Mats with more to come in 2015.

The high-quality 41-inch by 24-inch vinyl prints are perfect for your man-cave.

Click here to contact our in-house reps at eBoobStore.com. It’s the only store that sells these exclusive novelties.

Get yours from eBoobStore.com today.

 

 

The Best of SCOREtv Holiday edition this Christmas Day at SCORELAND

December 24, 2013 by Elliot James

Frosty has no reason to complain.

 

On this Christmas Day, SCORE and Voluptuous Girls celebrate the holidays the breast way they know how in The Best of SCOREtv Holiday Edition.

Starring Beverly Paige, Eva Notty, Karen Fisher, Kelly Christiansen, Maserati, Melissa Manning and Minka with special guest appearances by Destiny Rose, Jasmine Shiraz, Michelle May, Valory Irene and Venera.

A Xmas lick from Venera.

Stackers, Squeezers, Suckers, Stretchers & Lickers

July 21, 2013 by Elliot James

Boobs. Many glorious, fun things can be done with them besides feeding brats.

The question: why do tit-men love to see girls play with their own tits? Lick them. Suck them. Stack them. Jiggle them. And a whole lot more. Hours of amusement and pleasure.

One answer: tit-men love to lick, suck and handle boobs so it gives them pleasure to see a girl enjoying her own tits. So who needs Nintendo?

Here’s a selection of my favorite photos of ten hooter-heavy hotties savoring their assets for mutual enjoyment. Many more are inside the Hallowed Halls of Hooters that are known as SCORELAND.

 

I give thanks to those who give us their T&A

November 26, 2012 by Elliot James

The new DVD Ready For Stuffing. Yes, they are.

Thanksgiving may be over for another year, but for me, it’s something I celebrate every day because I give thanks every single day for huge-boobed ladies, especially the ones who toss off their bras and panties here.

It kind of goes boob-in-bra-cup with the holiday I singlehandedly created in another Blog, National Areolae Day. When I am elected president, this holiday will become a federal one.

If you celebrate Thanksgiving, the title of this new DVD at eBoobStore is a phrase you may have heard at the Thanksgiving table last week: Ready For Stuffing.

It’s right hours on four discs and stars 30 models! The complete list of girls is in the eBoobStore description.

The gal on the cover is the California goddess Michelle May, one of the many primo babes selected for this collection.

Assuming you watch one scene a day, it’ll take you a month to watch this DVD.  I call that a deal a tit-man can’t refuse.

 

 

V-Girls Next Door

October 18, 2012 by Elliot James

Michelle Bond in V-Girls Next Door

I was never fortunate enough to actually live next door to a girl-next-door who could have been a V-Girl-next-door. Now that I think about it, I was never fortunate enough to live next door to an exotic dancer or a porn star, either. I was a deprived youth, one of the 47-percenters who thought he was entitled to live next door to a girl-next-door. Someone has to live next door to these mythical beings called girls-next-door, but it was never me. But let’s not talk about me. Let’s talk about them.

Because it’s all about them.

The girl-next-door, or GND as I call them. What are her qualities? It depends on what your definition is, and that’s different for every guy.

She’s good-natured. Wholesome-looking. Pretty. Has a down-to-earth personality. Goes easy on the make-up. Friendly. Smiles a lot. Straightfoward and honest. Great physical sex appeal. Doesn’t look blinged out and bleary eyed from clubbing all night. Doesn’t use dirty words when she speaks except (maybe) when she’s fucking. Dresses casually, often in tank tops and shorts. Not impressed by status or money. Doesn’t have two-dozen tattoos on her back and limbs. She might have a tongue or navel piercing or both since this ain’t 1965 anymore. And–do I need to mention this?–she has big, usually natural, tits.

Which leads me to the girls in our latest DVD V-Girls Next Door. My fellow peeps who worked on this DVD picked the right covergirl in the right photo. Michelle Bond is the prototype for New Millenium British girls-next-door.

Including Michelle, there are a dozen V-Girls in this two-disc set that runs over three hours.

And no hinky guys in sight.

Play the trailer in eBoobStore and see what I mean.

Girls you want to live next to.

 

 

Next week at SCORELAND2: A foursome, an anal first-timer, Maria Moore hardcore, black ‘n’ stacked legends and a super-natural secretary

July 21, 2012 by Dave

That's Sammie on the left, Jenny on the right

What’s SCORELAND2 all about? Well, one of the things it’s all about is $9.99 a month for photo/video updates five days a week and an archive of some of the best scenes from SCORELAND, SCOREVideos.com, XLGirls.com and many of our other websites. You won’t find any new stuff at SCORELAND2 (everything is at least two years old), but you’ll find lots and lots of great big-boob stuff (solo and hardcore) to jack to. And, like I said, it’s all just $9.99.

SCORELAND2 is also about having something for every big-boob lover…a wide variety of girls and scenes…so things never get boring. I think the upcoming week at SCORELAND2 is something to get excited about on many levels.

Monday: Jenny Hill and Sammie Black, two of the great black ‘n’ stacked naturals of the 1990s, two girls whose naturals boobs are as big and floppy and pliable as any I’ve ever seen, go tit-to-tit in one of only three or four scenes they shot together. There was true chemistry between Jenny and Sammie, perhaps because when they met, it was like, “Really? There’s another girl out there who’s built like me?”

Tuesday: Maria Moore, one of the greatest plumpers ever, puts on a spectacular cleavage show then sucks and fucks in one of her earliest hardcore scenes. It’s amazing that the lucky dude who porks her wasn’t suffocated by her massive mammaries. I just checked, and according to XLGirls.com, Maria has FF-cups. No fuckin’ way. They’re much bigger.

If all secretaries looked like Michelle May, executives' marriages would last about two weeks.

Wednesday: Michelle May, during her first visit to our studio, as a super-stacked secretary. Cleavage pouring out of a top as she sits as her desk. Amazing shots looking up at her soft, plush, firm rack. What a view!

Jayden Prescott on her first day of nude modeling, ever. Back home: her loving husband.

Thursday: Jayden Prescott, slim ‘n’ stacked reader’s wife, a girl we first introduced on the Blog on October 1, 2009, a girl who had never posed nude or even been a stripper, does the thing that made her so special: First day in the studio, she not only fucks a total stranger, she takes his cock in her tight little ass. Jayden’s a little lady, and to this day, I still don’t know how she fit that cock in her butthole. First time out of the box, first time in the box.

Friday: Christy Marks and Terry Nova in their barnside four-way with two dudes from Busty Riding Academy. I was in Hungary during that shoot, but I wasn’t at the stable that day. Unlucky me, I was watching Jasmine Black, Melissa Mandlkova and Kristy Klenot splash water all over each other and have a catfight. I know, tough job.

And so completes a great (but typical) week at SCORELAND2: super-naturals in girl-girl action, a great plumper fucking, a stacked girl-next-door putting on an amazing tit show, a reader’s wife taking it up the ass and two of the most-popular naturals ever in four-way hardcore action.

That’s a lot to look forward to. And did I mention? Just $9.99.

 

 

 

 

Athletic Tits

June 4, 2012 by Elliot James

Michelle May inverts in her November '11 Voluptuous pictorial.

In a recent “Scorecard,” SCORELAND‘s and SCORE magazine’s letters section, B.S. wrote, “How about more athletic tits? High bouncing. Mid-flight shots. Extreme stretch nipple lifts. Trampoline jump sessions. Self-sucking and holding while standing, and in interesting positions. Head and handstands and any other upside-down positions. Hanging views and blue-vein super-close-ups. And look into airborne skydiving.”

I love all of B.S.’s ideas, which we have done and will continue to do, except one.

I am more than leery about the idea of a model diving out of an airplane with a photographer next to her. Outside of it being an extreme novelty, I just don’t see the benefits, and the divers are all strapped up and buckled up anyway.

There are special wind tunnel rides that people can go into that can lift them up. One in Las Vegas is called “Vegas Indoor Skydiving,” where you can float seven feet from the air force generated by a DC3 propeller below the tunnel. However, I doubt if they’d let a girl take her tits out (for liability reasons), and riders have to wear a special flight suit anyway.

The act of jumping out of an airplane aside, I appreciated B.S. taking the time to send us his ideas. If you have any ideas that don’t involve airplanes, submarines, Saturn rockets or any of the insane stunts they do on Fear Factor, feel free to email scorecard@scoregroup.com.

Voted the four girls you'd most like to be trapped with in a mine cave-in for three months.

 

Today is Michelle May Day at SCORELAND!

May 15, 2012 by Elliot James

Michelle May: would you throw a pick-up line at her and see if it stuck?

“I’m proud of my body,” says Michelle May, looking like her 38DDD top-shelf is about to split that sexy mini-dress (which also makes her long legs look extra legalicious).

I’m glad she’s proud of her body. If she wasn’t, she would never have shown every inch.

Five-foot-nine Michelle dresses more casually back home. “I like to wear short shorts, boy shorts, tank tops, cut-off shorts and destroyed denim. I wear a bra only sometimes.”

The funniest pickup line she’s ever heard was from one dude who said, “Baby, do you spray Windex on your clothes? Because I see myself inside them.”

That didn’t work because Michelle says, “When a guy tries to pick me up with corny pickup lines, I am turned off. Just be yourself and say what you mean.”

It’s possible the guy just wanted to wear Michelle’s outfit. His pitch was almost as bad as what Isis Haze said someone asked her: “Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.”

Pickup lines. The web is filled with guys selling their pickup techniques. Books. Tapes. Seminars. Does this stuff actually work? Has anyone taken these courses?

Okay, one second. I veered off-topic. Back to Michelle.

See Michelle’s pictorial today at SCORELAND. Michelle has modeled sporadically since 2009, but for someone who does it part-time, when she has the time, Michelle looks like she’s been modeling for a long time.

See you again, Michelle.

Today’s birthdays: Terry Nova and Yanine Diaz.

 

Yanine born May 15.

Today is Terry's B-Day.

 

 

 

Boob prejudice: an international sickness that must be cured

April 2, 2012 by Elliot James

Yersterday, Maria blogged about “Boob Shame.”

Today, I am going to tackle what may be one of the causes of boob shame.

Boob prejudice.

Breast bigotry.

Cleavage discrimination.

On this day, I am going to rant and rail against what we at SCORE have called “boob prejudice” in society.

It can lead to girls wearing clothes and bras that minimize their chests, something that sucks big time.

Street creeps making filthy comments to busty girls walking past them might be the most obvious and blatant example of boob prejudice, but it’s not as insidious as:

Employers declining to hire women because they have large breasts, thinking that the bustier the woman, the dumber or more incompetent she is.

School teachers treating busty students poorly, thinking that for every rise in bra-cup number, the IQ number is lower.

Classmates bullying or making fun of a well-endowed classmate.

Stand-up comedians heckling busty audience members.

Busty politicians being criticized…no wait, skip that. There are no busty politicians. Why? Because boob-bigots won’t vote them into office!

Do U.S. companies show boob prejudice against busty job applicants?

Instead of going on and spewing my dissatisfaction like this, I’m going to publish some excerpts from our interviews so the models themselves can recount the big-boob prejudice they have encountered.

Tatiana Blair: “I never had any trouble with the boys. It was the girls who were very mean to me.”

Melonie Max: “I was teased. A lot. It was rough while I was growing up. The girls hated me. But all the boys liked me. And I was always the new girl in town because my step dad was in the military, so I moved around a lot. So, I was always new and all the girls hated me and all the boys liked me.”

Autumn-Jade: “I thought I was a freak of nature. I had these really big boobs and I didn’t know what to do with them. Not like now. They called me names like watermelon patch or jugs. I would just look at them and laugh at them. I wouldn’t let them know that they hurt my feelings.”

Autumn had a ball.

Brianna Costello: “When I’m at the car wash, people just stop and stare, and I really think that when they’re looking at me, they’re having judgmental thoughts about my big boobs. A lot of them aren’t looking at my boobs because they like big tits, although I know a lot of the men do. They’re looking at me because they’re thinking things like, ‘Oh, she has no class,’ or, ‘She’s not a proper Southern lady,’ whatever that is. So I’ve come up with naming them boob-prejudiced people.”

Joy Juggs: “All of the girls’ boyfriends looked at my boobs, and they all wanted to talk to me, and the other girls didn’t like that too much. They all thought I was trashy and slutty and slept around a lot just because I had big boobs. At that time, I was actually still a virgin.”

Bre: “One time, we were at this pep rally and all these guys were saying, ‘You stuff your bra! You stuff it with toilet paper!’ I lifted up my shirt and I said, ‘Yeah, that’s right. I stuff it with my titties.’ I got in trouble and got suspended. I was always getting in trouble in school. That’s why I had to home school. I would always get sent to in-school suspension for wearing little skirts and little tops. I hated school because I always got into trouble for no reason, just because of what I wore.”

There’s a lot more of this on-file, but I’m starting to boil over with anger and rage re-reading it. So let’s move on to some happier recollections because I can’t handle any more personal recounts of boob prejudice.

Michelle May can hold her own against bullies.

Michelle May: “I got a lot of smiles and winks from a lot of the guys. I wouldn’t say that I was hated on because I went to school in California and everyone showed a lot of skin. I mean, it is commonplace for people to walk around half-naked in California. I would say that I was the flavor of the week for maybe a week and then people got over it. I got the nickname Shelly Big Boobs and Tits McGee. It was all in good fun. No one ever went out of their way to be nasty to me.”

Kaytee Carter: “If a guy comes up to me and says, ‘You have big tits,’ I’ll say, ‘You’re a fucking genius.’ And I make fun of him. If a guy comes up to me and says, ‘You have ginormous tits,’ I’ll make fun of him, but I’m not mad at him.”

Carrie Ashton: “A lot of the guys would say stuff about them, but I think it was more, um, perverted than malicious. They wanted to touch them or talk about them. All of the girls pretty much left me alone.”

Joy Juggs: “The guys all treated me very well. Anything I wanted, they would get for me. If I needed my pencils sharpened, they would sharpen them for me. If I forgot to do my homework, they would do it for me. That all started quick when I got into high school. I think I caused a lot of problems with guys and girls. Not on purpose, mind you.”

Jasmine Shiraz: “I got away with murder. I could do just about anything and I wouldn’t get in trouble with the male teachers. I remember throwing something at one of my teachers, and I didn’t get in trouble at all.”

Boob prejudice must be stamped out in our time. Instead of spending more money on another war in the Middle East, our tax money should be allocated to public education and awareness to eliminate this form of social discrimination.

 

 

Cleavage: the “Wow!” factor

November 16, 2011 by Dave
Raquel Grant. Pay the lady.

Raquel Grant. Pay the lady.

Micky Bells. Endless cleavage

Micky Bells. Endless cleavage.

Back in July, Maria asked in a Blog posting, “To show cleavage or not to show cleavage?” and discussed the decisions big-boobed women must make when they’re getting dressed in the morning.

I am pleased to report that the ladies in the November 2011 issue of Voluptuous, which is being posted this week at SCORELAND, all seem to have decided, “Yes, I think I’m going to show cleavage today.” Because the cleavage factor–the “Wow!” factor, as my buddy Darrell Sheets in the TV show Storage Wars would call it–is sky-high. These ladies are storing a lot of boob-flesh in their shirts, and unlike those dark, dank storage bins in the TV show, they’re putting the contents of their storage chests on display, letting us view them for as long as we want, not just five minutes.

I’m starting the bidding at $1-million.

Diane Poppos. Priceless.

Diane Poppos. Priceless.

Michelle May. Sold.

Michelle May. Sold.

Kristina Milan. A rare treasure.

Kristina Milan. A rare treasure.