Peaches and cream blonde Princess Pumpkins gives her big tits a milk bath. Chicks tell us that there are chemicals in milk that are good for their skin. It must be true if hot Egyptian babe Cleopatra used to do it.
Before the milk spill begins, 50-28-43 Princess displays boob gymnastics that can’t be described. They must be seen.
When I used to see the big-bust features like Colt 45 and Deena Duos do their shows at strip clubs in the ’90s, they would perform boob moves like the hat trick on-stage. Princess would be a gold medalist in this sport if a new version of the Boob Olympics was held, with or without the pitchers of milk. “I’m not really into sports…unless you consider female Jello wrestling a sport,” webcam girl Princess said. “That’s just hot!”
Aurora Rose should be entering wet T-shirt and extreme bikini contests with that body. Just saying.
She’s found a secret place outdoors to get naked and pour milk all over herself.
The English dairy queen is very chatty as the moo-juice runs down her soft skin. The British slang word “saucy” applies here. Aurora’s accent is also very saucy and creamy. I don’t know about you, but I find girls with accents sexy. British accents vary depending on what part of the United Kingdom the person’s from. Aurora was born in London although I don’t know if she grew up there.
Aurora practices yoga and meditation. She’s into crystals and Tantra. Do those New Age interests remind you of someone else?
In most Katie Thornton shoots, the new SCORE Model of the Year starts off in high-glam outfits. This photo shoot and video feature a casual Katie and I like it just as much as her glitzy, fashionista look (although my favorite shoot has to be a coin toss between her coed scene and the bikini layout). She’s a girl who really knows how to dress to kill.
In the video, Katie talks about one of the hazards a girl faces when she has big tits. When Katie eats, sometimes crumbs fall into her cleavage. She talked about this cleavage crumb-catching before she took off her top and pants. Besides the hazards of crumbs, there’s also the danger of sauces and gravy spillage on the boobage.
I have an idea to combat this problem. A bib with a photo of cleavage on it. This way, when dining out, a girl’s dinner companion (and the waiter) is not deprived of the sight of her beautiful breasts in a low-cut top. I was going to have this invention patented before someone reading this blog beat me to it, but to my horror, I discovered that someone already markets one, although it’s for babies.
Has it been four years since Bebe Cooper revealed her gorgeous body for the first time? It doesn’t seem like all that time has passed.
Bebe’s body is just as shapely as it was when she first visited SCORELAND. The sexy redhead (she reminds me of the bad girl in a film noir) hasn’t changed a bit except for her big boobs being one inch bigger now at 41 inches. Her elongated nipples are awesome.
Lactose tolerant? Our friend Blackbull1970 commented yesterday on this week’s Valory Irene breast pump pictorial and video, “Believe it or not, if a woman constantly stimulates her boobs on a daily basis and changes her diet, she could fool her body into lactating. There needs to be more lactation on SCORE!” Well, good timing on the comment, Blackbull. SCORELAND has you and the cleavage cream crowd covered today and tomorrow.
Milky and mamalicious Kristina Milan is our special guest. Kristina is not only dripping the “leche de teta” out of her nipples like a leaky faucet, she’s sharing it with her booty call in “Milky Jugfucker.” She sure doesn’t need a breast pump. The video kicks off with our amigo Juan Largo talking to Kristina about her huge, milk-filled tits. Since Kristina doesn’t speak English, Largo talks to her in Spanish and translates into English. We learn a lot of facts about Kristina’s amazing jugs and her one-woman dairy production. This opener makes the video much better than just a sexing, so extra props to the studio staff for this one. Then Largo brings out his amigo John who heads straight for Kristina’s titty taps like a big baby and winds up with a milk moustache.
Like I said, don’t let Kristina’s photo set and tomorrow’s video get past your eyes.
Thanks to K.S. over in Great Britain for alerting me to this story that’s been squirting all over the Internet like a busted baby-bottle nipple.
A Covent Garden ice cream shop called Icecreamists has been relieved of its new frosty taste treat called Baby Gaga by government officials. It’s because of one of the ingredients in Baby Gaga: human breast milk. The rest is made of Madagascan vanilla pods and lemon zest. Baby Gaga went on sale last week, cost curious customers $20 a cup and sold out the first day. There are apparently a lot of lactation fans in London who were interested in getting their moo-moo juice from another source than the original tap. The owner of Icecreamists is a gent named Matt O’Connor. Matt has 15 breast-milk supplying ladies who pump out their tits at home and send it to Icecreamists. They make £15 for 10 ounces which is currently $24.50. 35 more lactating mammas have signed up since O’Connor released Baby Gaga but now the future of this dairy product is in jeopardy.
The Westminster cabinet member for business told the press: “Following two complaints from members of the public and concerns from the Health Protection Agency and Food Standards Agency, our officers visited the premises and removed all ice cream being sold as containing breast milk. Selling foodstuffs made from another person’s bodily fluids can lead to viruses being passed on and in this case, potentially hepatitis.” Mr. O’Connor issued his own statement: “As far as we are aware there is no law prohibiting a business from selling breast milk ice cream.” He said his company screens its breast milk donors, the same way the UK National Health Service screens blood donors, before pasteurizing the milk. I’m not sure if they check the cholesterol levels.
Icecreamists could have gotten in touch with Kristina Milan if they really wanted to stock up on the baby beverage!
Millions of babies around the world suck milk from their mothers’ nipples every day without health issues so the reason for the seizure doesn’t really make sense, especially if the milk is screened and pastuerized. It’s more likely because of the sexual angle involved or at least the sexual angle in the minds of the complainants. Fact is, there’s a low-key subculture of adult males who hire wet-nurses to suckle for their breast milk and a lot of it goes on in the UK. I knew a Brit years ago who used to seek out and hire lactating mothers for that reason. No sex was involved, just nipple sucking and milk consumption.