Tag Archive: milk

Today at SCORELAND, Bhiankha makes an absolute mess

February 20, 2021 by Dave

The mess Bhiankha makes out of that mirror in the video has to be seen to be believed.

I don’t know if Bhiankha has a housekeeper down in Colombia where she lives, but if she does, the poor person really has their work cut out for them.

“Madam Bhiankha, there is milk all over your bathroom mirror. I have run out of Windex and paper towels.”

“That’s okay, Cleaver. That is my breast milk. Have you jacked off to me today?”

“Of course, Madam Bhiankha, but your sheets are very sticky, too. I must have more money in the budget for laundry detergent.”

“No worries, Cleaver. I would be very grateful if you would mix your cum with my pussy juices. Now get to work and jack off!”

Bhiankha, one of 2020’s great newcomers, makes an absolute mess of her abode today at SCORELAND.

Despite all the work involved, I would gladly volunteer to be Bhianka’s housekeeper. I will fold her bras and panties at absolutely no charge.

 

 

Attention werewolves: Bhiankha is back!

November 14, 2020 by Dave

A girl who’s never thirsty.

The other day, Elliot emailed me, “I’ll tell you who really turns the guys into werewolves: Bhiankha. She is amazing. We’re posting video #3 on Saturday at SCORELAND.”

I would have written back to tell him I agreed, but my claws got in the way.

Today, Bhiankha will have you howling at the moon, and it’s not even full. Here’s what she does in her new video. She…

• tries on string bikinis;

• twerks her ass;

• slaps her tits together;

• self-sucks her incredibly long nipples;

• squirts milk out of her nips and into a beer glass;

• drinks her own breast milk and pours the rest of it over her tits;

• fucks her pussy with toys.

Sorry, I gotta go now. I have to brush my fangs for my date with Bhiankha.

 

 

 

It’s gonna be a Milly Marks kind of weekend

January 26, 2018 by Dave

Milly has creamy breasts.

There’ll be no crying over spilt milk this weekend as beautiful H-cupper Milly Marks pours cream all over her gorgeous breasts on Saturday at SCORELAND and oils them up Friday at XLGirls.com. Photos and videos of both scenes, of course, because that’s how we roll.

Has any newcomer ever had a better first year than Milly had in 2017? She went all the way, did her first girl-girl (with Codi Vore) and her first threesome. Finished off the year with her first anal scene. Is a DP scene in her future?

Best new tits of 2017?

Could be!

Is Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year or XXX Performer of the Year or both in her near-future? Could be.

Anyway, enjoy your weekend with Milly, and if you’re already planning next weekend, there is one thing I need to tell you: Shara Lopez hardcore.

 

Got milk for Princess Pumpkins?

January 5, 2018 by Elliot James

Peaches and cream blonde Princess Pumpkins gives her big tits a milk bath. Chicks tell us that there are chemicals in milk that are good for their skin. It must be true if hot Egyptian babe Cleopatra used to do it.

Before the milk spill begins, 50-28-43 Princess displays boob gymnastics that can’t be described. They must be seen.

When I used to see the big-bust features like Colt 45 and Deena Duos do their shows at strip clubs in the ’90s, they would perform boob moves like the hat trick on-stage. Princess would be a gold medalist in this sport if a new version of the Boob Olympics was held, with or without the pitchers of milk. “I’m not really into sports…unless you consider female Jello wrestling a sport,” webcam girl Princess said. “That’s just hot!”

Pumpkins and milk.

 

A creamy, busty Brit named Aurora Rose

August 6, 2017 by Elliot James

Aurora Rose should be entering wet T-shirt and extreme bikini contests with that body. Just saying.

She’s found a secret place outdoors to get naked and pour milk all over herself.

The English dairy queen is very chatty as the moo-juice runs down her soft skin. The British slang word “saucy” applies here. Aurora’s accent is also very saucy and creamy. I don’t know about you, but I find girls with accents sexy. British accents vary depending on what part of the United Kingdom the person’s from. Aurora was born in London although I don’t know if she grew up there.

Aurora practices yoga and meditation. She’s into crystals and Tantra. Do those New Age interests remind you of someone else?

A Romanian with the initials JB?

Aurora Rose: Milk does a body good.

Katie Thornton is casual in ripped jeans and a belly shirt

April 30, 2017 by Elliot James

Yes, we would like that cookie.

In most Katie Thornton shoots, the new SCORE Model of the Year starts off in high-glam outfits. This photo shoot and video feature a casual Katie and I like it just as much as her glitzy, fashionista look (although my favorite shoot has to be a coin toss between her coed scene and the bikini layout). She’s a girl who really knows how to dress to kill.

In the video, Katie talks about one of the hazards a girl faces when she has big tits. When Katie eats, sometimes crumbs fall into her cleavage. She talked about this cleavage crumb-catching before she took off her top and pants. Besides the hazards of crumbs, there’s also the danger of sauces and gravy spillage on the boobage.

I have an idea to combat this problem. A bib with a photo of cleavage on it. This way, when dining out, a girl’s dinner companion (and the waiter) is not deprived of the sight of her beautiful breasts in a low-cut top. I was going to have this invention patented before someone reading this blog beat me to it, but to my horror, I discovered that someone already markets one, although it’s for babies.

 

 

What is Elliot James doing to Hitomi? Oh, sorry. You didn’t notice Elliot was in the photo?

April 9, 2015 by Dave

Elliot is probably wondering if it's okay to mix meat with milk. Who's the mad scientist in the background?

Today at SCORELAND, Part 2 of “Hitomi Loves Miami.” This chapter is called, “HOLY COW! The milking of sweet Hitomi.” The J-cup natural gets her naturals absolutely doused with milk.

Milk. It does a body good.

Of course, Hitomi doesn’t need any help from milk. Her body is great as it is.

Turns out Elliot is not lactose intolerant. In fact, he’s very tolerant of lactose when it’s covering Hitomi’s big tits.

That redheaded hottie with big milky boobs is back

April 23, 2014 by Elliot James

“I’m a bit of an exhibitionist,” says Bebe Cooper, former lingerie store clerk.

“But I usually don’t express it.”

In the rare appearances that Bebe makes, she does express herself nicely!

We welcome Bebe back with another milk-engorged breast and nipple show. This one includes a sheet of glass…

Bring your umbrellas.

Today at XLGirls: Natalie Fiore and her bigger-than-big big boobs

March 24, 2014 by Elliot James

It takes a few minutes for the male brain to calm down after seeing Natalie’s increasingly growing breasts.

Prepare to be blown away by the sheer weight, size and shape of Miss Fiore’s sweater missiles. Click here.

Natalie says that pregnancy is the biggest event of her life.

The reaction to Natalie’s announcement of her pregnancy and her desire to continue modeling while she’s pregnant set off a boobquake of interest about what’s going to happen next.

Nick comments: “Aside from being supremely sad that I am not the father, I look forward to many many preggo pictorials of Natalie. Congratulations, Sweetheart – now let my jacking begin!”

Natalie's boobs now top 52 inches.

 

Bebe Cooper and her pointy, lactating nipples hijack SCORELAND today

March 13, 2014 by Elliot James

Has it been four years since Bebe Cooper revealed her gorgeous body for the first time? It doesn’t seem like all that time has passed.

Bebe’s body is just as shapely as it was when she first visited SCORELAND.  The sexy redhead (she reminds me of the bad girl in a film noir) hasn’t changed a bit except for her big boobs being one inch bigger now at 41 inches. Her elongated nipples are awesome.

Bebe’s lactation abilities haven’t changed, either. They might even be stronger since she fills a wine glass with her mammary milk today in a fresh photo spread and video.

Welcome back, Bebe Cooper.

Bebe accepts no responsibility if you lose your mind or your load today.