Tag Archive: Minka

Boob Bloopers Part Drei

June 9, 2010 by Elliot James

Maximum Minka: only 16 years in the making

May 27, 2010 by Elliot James
Minka+SCORE=Boob Magic

Minka+SCORE=Boob Magic

Some stylin' for the hostess before the camera rolls.

Some stylin' for the hostess before the camera rolls.

Minka fans, this DVD is an absolute must-own, and I say that as someone who’s been with SCORE since 1993. Maximum Minka is the story of the world’s biggest-chested Asian star, beginning in 1994 and concluding with her most current vid. From her first mag cover (October ’94) through three Boob Cruises and many SCORE events and projects. Model, porn star, dancer, and a racquet-whipping tennis champion as well, Minka’s career longevity is proof of her popularity and her dedication to the world of fantasy super-boobs.

Order your copy today. You’ll want to start watching it right away. It’s over three hours with lots of new, terrific footage, including home movies and Minka on the streets of South Beach, and it’s personally hosted by Minka. This is not just a bunch of scenes on a DVD. Minka spent the day at SCORE talking about her life and career, and it’s all in here.

Mouth worship according to Minka

May 2, 2010 by Elliot James

In this excerpt from an in-depth interview with Minka on SCORELAND, the world’s #1 Asian tit-queen happily discusses her favorite oral technique for pleasing the man-staff. Since Minka’s been blowing ’em down at SCORE since 1994, she’s certainly qualified to dispense her expertise in this important department. I think Minka should be teaching sexology at a university. Even the Kinsey Institute could benefit from her knowledge and experience. I can see it now. A large classroom of two hundred rapt students listening intently to Minka lecture about tit screwing, cock blowing and fucking. I guarantee you that few classrooms and lecture circuits have hosted an instructor as exotic and skillful as Minka. There wouldn’t be a dry seat in the house. Oprah, Dr. Phil, Dr. Oz, The Doctors…they trot out these so-called sex experts who learned everything they know about sexology from textbooks and sex advice columns in free newspapers. They should be booking Minka instead. Can’t you see Minka and Oprah together on TV? I can. She’s got some huge credentials and she’s so horny. I mean Minka; I don’t know about Oprah. Roll the videotape!

Who do these dancing tits belong to?

April 23, 2010 by Dave

A few facts about the girl in this video:

1. Her tits are 36KKK naturals. Yes, I said 36KKK. Yes, I said naturals. By comparison, Minka has KK-cups, and they’re not natural.

2. Her waist measurement is only 28 inches.

3. Here at SCORE, we have something called “The 20 Club.” It’s for models whose chest measurement is at least 20 inches larger than their waist measurement. As you can guess, it’s a very exclusive club. Most of its members are augmented. This girl is natural, and she enters the Club with a 22.

4. She fucks, too.

5. She’s making her SCORELAND debut next Friday.

6. If she spoke English, you might catch her singing, “It’s my own sun that’s upon your face! The sun, my own sun. It’s upon your face! It’s upon your face!”

I wish those tits were upon my face.

And that’s all I have to say on the matter. For now.

The bust things in life are the simple things

March 13, 2010 by Elliot James
Maria Moore loves those high heels.

Maria Moore loves those high heels.

I like the simple pleasures in life. That includes activities with the SCORELAND Girls. Walking. Jogging. Dressing. Riding a bike. Driving. I especially like dressing room photos and vids. The simple act of a girl dressing or undressing makes me very happy. Slipping an extremely tight tank-top over 44 inches of heavenly breasts. Struggling to cover a sexy bubble-butt with a pair of booty shorts. The little inch-by-inch wiggling as she works to put on that skin tight tube-dress.

Karen Fisher puts on her bra.

Karen Fisher puts on her bra.

I could watch Minka change all day.

I could watch Minka change all day.

The final few jiggles of her boobs to settle them comfortably into her brassiere cups. The many unique ways a model can put on her bra, like last week’s Karla James video. Slipping into high heels, which gives them that little arch in the small of their backs and pushes their tushies out. The forward bend-over to slip on panties. I liked how Karen Fisher hooked her bra in the front at her waist, then spun the bra around to slip her tits into the cups. One of my favorite SCORE pictorials was a reverse-strip by Dixie Bubbles in January 1999. Instead of the usual undressing set, Dixie got out out of bed and dressed to leave the house.

Southern charmer Dixie Bubbles

Southern charmer Dixie Bubbles

I don’t think I could trust myself to own my own lingerie store. I’d wind up putting cameras and peep-holes  in the dressing booths, and I’d get into trouble when someone found out. So I don’t need to see all kinds of insane shit to get a boner and that endorphin brain rush. Just give me the right girls in a dressing room or shower and I’m satisfied. The simple things in life work for me.

HOLY SHIT! It’s Minka!

January 29, 2010 by Maria

Alright…so there are some models that you see around our offices and you say, “Oh, it’s her,” and then you sort of stare for a second or two and that’s that. Then there are models who you see and you go, “HOLY SHIT!” and you start following her, not because you mean to, but because your feet are moving on their own accord. The former is the kind of model that Minka is.

I have seen Minka briefly a few times while I’ve worked here.

The first time was the day I came to interview at The SCORE Group all those years ago. You can imagine what it was like. I was nervous and getting my game face on while walking up to the building, and then, all of a sudden, the door swings open and out comes Minka in a robe and rollers. You CANNOT imagine what my face looked like. I think I mouthed the words “HOLY SHIT” upon the visual assault her melons launched against my eyeballs. (Which were probably popping out of my head!) Needless to say, I landed the job, but that night I distinctly remember going home, and while everyone wanted to hear about my new job, all I could do was say, “I saw this pretty, Asian woman there and her tits were bigger than my HEAD!” over and over to whoever would listen. lol

The second time I saw her was when she was here to film a few hardcore scenes a while back. I walked into the studio and was talking to a BootyLicious model when Minka came up to me and said, “You have big boobs!” and sort of perused my rack while I sat there in awe and shock and a generally dumbfounded state.

The third time was today when Dave screamed at me from the studio, across our Creative Room and said,”Maria! Come in here! Run! Fast!” And when I skedaddled over, he introduced me to Minka. Yes, I was face to face with the Asian wonder, and boy was I tongue-tied. Minka’s ginormous chesticles stunned me into silence. I think I may have said one or two semi-spaztastic things before they ushered me away from her boobliness so I wouldn’t make more of a fool of myself.

“Wow!” I thought. “I fucking blew it!”

But then I thought…”How many people get to meet Minka? Dude. I need to go in there and redeem myself. I need to let her know that I can say more than just Minka and tits and drool.” So, I summoned up some courage and some brass cojones and busted back into the studio, interrupted Dave and Elliot’s interview with Minka and did a blog video. Two good things came of that. The first is that Minka was very nice and even took a pic with me after where she rested her hand on my heinie!!!! (OMG!)

In this photo, Minka's hand is resting on my ass. LOL YES!!!

In this photo, Minka's hand is resting on my ass. LOL YES!!!

The second is that Dave spilled the beans about an upcoming ULTIMATE MINKA DVD. Yeah! Awesome, eh? (Keep an eye out!) I know you die-hard Minka fans will love it!

All I can say is, see what happens when you don’t give up? I’ll let you go now so I can go sing “The Impossible Dream” from Man of La Mancha at the top of my lungs around the office. lol Enjoy the video and the shot of Minka and I. (I look short and flat-chested next to her, which is kind of funny, but her boobs are really as big as my head, so there is no way my rack would look impressive at all next to that.)

xoxo, Maria

Sexin’ in cars

January 26, 2010 by Elliot James
What a passenger Alexis would make.

What a passenger Alexis would make.

According to a 2008 Cosmopolitan magazine survey, 42% of the people surveyed like having sex inside a car. A “FemaleFirst” survey of women in the United Kingdom was a lot more detailed. 60% admitted to having sex while their partner was driving. 19% said they lost their virginity in the back seat, 4% said they’ve been caught by police and 14% said the threat and fear of discovery made their orgasms a lot more intense.

My question for several SCORELAND Girls was, “Have you ever had sex in a car, and do you like it?”

The answers ranged from mild (Paola Rios) to completely wild (Annina). Annina says she likes sex outside the car so she can be watched like it’s a show. Living conditions play a big factor in the auto-erotic world. The car-sex connection is not as strong for girls who live in crowded areas with little privacy as it is for girls who live in the country or in less hectic surburban areas.

Kianna Dior had sex in a limo in Dec. '08 SCORE.

Kianna Dior had sex in a limo in Dec. '08 SCORE.

Angel Gee: “Many times. I’ve done it in the back seat, I’ve done it in the front seat. I like it better in the car than I do in the bedroom.  I just feel more free. Bedroom sex is just so plain and same-old, same-old.”

Annina: “It was with three guys outside in a parking lot near the highway, and there were 10 men watching us. I don’t know who the 10 men were, but they were watching us having sex in front of the car, and it was great. I started by giving all three of themblow jobs while they took turns fingering my pussy, then one of them fucked my pussy on the top of the car while I blew the other two, then they took turns in my ass and my pussy, and when one of the men wasn’t in my ass or pussy, I was giving him a blow job. So I had men in my mouth, ass and pussy at all times, and these 10 men were just watching us.”

April McKenzie: “I guess the wildest thing I’ve done was have sex in the back of my car. It was really late at night at an apartment complex. Oh, my heart was pounding! I was afraid someone might walk outside and catch us, but they didn’t. I think that added to the excitement, though.”

Jade Feng: “I’ve tried it, but the car has to have enough room to get crazy.”

Kylee Nash: “Only when parked, since I like to be the driver.”

Christy Marks: “Sure. I live in a rural part of Pennsylvania and a lot of people fuck in their cars and trucks when the weather is nice.”

Morgan Leigh: “A few times. It’s fun but a little tricky sometimes.”

Paola Rios: “It depends on the car and the locations. I don’t want to get caught or be seen.”

From the girls who do XXX, who would I like to see most in a car-sex pictorial? Christy’s already done one, although it was outside a taxi cab. Summer Sinn, Alanna Ackerman, Minka, Annina, Brandy Dean, Alexis Silver, Brandy Talore, Cherry Brady and Daylene Rio top my wish list. In a sedan or a convertible, not a van. And not a Smart Car!

Christy & Kylee would be great sex partners in a car!

Christy & Kylee would be great sex partners in a car!

The outer limits of breast fetishes

January 20, 2010 by Elliot James

We received a letter that will be in this week’s “Scorecard” about a topic that’s rarely discussed in boob magazines or on the Net because its focus is so extremely narrow: breast vascularity.

The magnificent mounds of Nicole Peters.

The magnificent mounds of Nicole Peters.

C.H. wrote us about a girl he saw in a grocery store: “She was dressed rather conservatively except that the neckline of her blouse was cut about as low as it could be, legally speaking, to showcase a rack that was huge, quivering and even vascular to some extent. I mean with a blue vein or two showing on the creamy nakedness. Right on the verge of being gross, you know what I mean? This vascularity thing interests me as I have not really seen it too often on tits. I think I would notice it if it were there. Minka has it, for instance, although not real prominently. But with Minka, I figure it is only logical that such massive implants would increase the blood supply of the supporting structures. The grocery store lady, on the other hand, had tits so perfect, both as to size and quiver, that I figured they had to be naturals. My fantasy is that she got them that way and maintains them that way by simply milking them a lot or by having it done. Seems like that would be a better way to go than implants, and with the added advantage that the hormone changes, etc., might make for a lushified pussy, too.”

Lorna was not pregnant on SCORE's Eleuthera trip.

Lorna was not pregnant on SCORE's Eleuthera trip.

C.H. is really into the veiny look, at least on a fantasy level. I’ve never met a woman who deliberately cultivated the look. (Sounds like a story the writers of the TV show Nip/Tuck might use.) Breast vascularity is really an obscure subject even among the most intense boob aficionados. Most of us tit lovers focus first on size, then shape, the way they hang and how the nipples and areolae look. When you Google “breast vascularity,” it pulls up a lot of medical papers and complicated scientific journals. As yet, I haven’t found anything about it on any forums that focus on their erotic appeal other than the fact that there are some guys who like the look.

Lactation can lead to increased surface vascularity, so our friend C.H. is basically on the right track. We know that veins can become more pronounced during pregnancy and that blue veins are most visible underneath thin, pale-white skin. Some women who have it don’t like it, are embarrassed by it and use Vitamin K creams to try and fade their appearance. Personally, I don’t mind vascularity as long as it’s not extreme with bulging surface veins. What do you think about the veiny look?

One of my favorite pairs, owned by Romina Lopez.

One of my favorite pairs, owned by Romina Lopez.

An ode to Asian hotties

November 27, 2009 by Maria
Kiko Lee: This Asian sex kitten makes me purr.

Kiko Lee: This Asian sex kitten makes me purr.

Ava Divine: Divine indeed.

Ava Divine: Divine indeed.

Kellei + a banana = Hotness.

Kellei + a banana = Hotness.

Minka is the QUEEN of busty Asians. I bow to her.

Minka: Busty Asian Queen.

Dear Stacked Asian Hotties, Thank you for your exotic looks and lovely curves. Your enticing bodies remind me of faraway, foreign lands full of mystery and adventure. You’re rare gems, and I’d like to take the time to salute your awesomeness. Your striking looks and bounteous racks are things of beauty! Bloom on into busty greatness, all of you luscious Lotus flowers. Me love you, long time. xoxo Maria

Mimi: One of my fave Asian titters.

Mimi: One of my fave Asian titters.

With her long black hair and tight body, Lena Li is my anime fantasy cum true.

With her long black hair and tight body, Lena Li is my anime fantasy cum true.

I would stand under Jade Feng's umbrella.

I would stand under Jade Feng's umbrella.

Kianna Dior: One of my first interviews at SCORE and the sexiest Asian gal around.

Kianna Dior: One of my first interviews at SCORE and the sexiest Asian gal around.

Minka, Minka, Minka!

October 31, 2009 by Elliot James

Minka! Is there anyone like her? Is she so horny? Yes, we’ve asked those questions since 1994, at this point just for tradition’s sake. Fifteen years after debuting in the October ’94 SCORE, the Korean Princess keeps moving forward at her own speed and style while so many of her peers, other famous names in big-boobdom, have vanished. This weekend, we’re showing Minka’s third XXX romp of the year on SCORELAND, simply called Giant Tits Under Tight Tops. Some of the vid is like a virtual date with Minka while she models sexy dresses before the hot, mega-busty sexin’ starts. Sexy outfits. Gigantic tits. Breast-sex. Hot humpin’. What a tit-man needs. If you’re a Minka fan, you’d rather come down with boob swine flu than miss it. She so horny. And her sense of humor is worthy of her own TV show.

Tennis and sex keeps Minka in top shape.