This edition contains the 2013 SCORE Awards ballot. Fill it out and mail it in.
In this issue:
The nominees for:
Newcomer of the Year
Model of the Year
Hardcore Performer of the Year
The Big-Boob Hall of Fame
Daylene Rio
Patty Michova
Valentina Monroe
Brandy Dean
Eva Notty
A preview of the new DVD SCORE Threesomes 2
My idol Otis Sweat is back with a new feature, “SCORE Next Door.”
In the “Boob Beat” column, a chance to win Daylene’s signed bra, a super-rare collectible. The only guy who has one of Daylene’s bras is a dry cleaner who kept it, and it wasn’t even signed.
I don't think Gya Roberts will win Model of the Year, but it wouldn't suck if she did.
Natalie Fiore (left) and Micky Bells are both finalists for Model of the Year.
Did you know that Model of the Year is the oldest of the V-mag Awards? It’s true. From 1998 to 2001, Model of the Year was the only V-mag Award (can you name the first winner?). Then, sometime in late 2002, Voluptuous chief John Fox and I were discussing the upcoming SCORE and V-mag awards issues. Neither of us could figure out why SCORE had Newcomer of the Year but not Model of the Year while V-mag had Model of the Year but not Newcomer of the Year. So, we decided to add the missing awards to both mags, and since then, each has had both. Can you name the first V-mag Newcomer of the Year?
Hitomi won 2012 V-mag Model of the Year, and she’s one of 13 finalists for 2013 Model of the Year. Now, if you ask me, Hitomi is more of a SCORE Girl than a V-Girl, but I only get one vote.
The other 12 finalists are…
Arianna Sinn, the first runner-up for 2012 Plumper of the Year.
Gya Roberts, who should have her own award: Self-Sucker of the Year (although I’m sure Sarah Rae would have something to say about that).
Jenna Valentine, whose popularity seems to never wane.
Joana, who had a very happy return in 2013.
Leanne Crow, 2011’s Newcomer of the Year.
Melissa Manning, whose boob growth spurt makes her a major contender.
Micky Bells, the Queen of Cleavage and early favorite for Plumper of the Year.
Melissa Manning would be even happier if she won Model of the Year.
Natalie Fiore, who deserves to win a V-mag award one of these days. I mean, those tits…
Renee Ross, a two-time Model of the Year trying to become the first three-time winner.
Hey, what's she doing here? She's not a finalist for Model of the Year!
Siri, the 2012 Newcomer of the Year and one helluva fuck.
Terri Jane, another girl who deserves a major accolade.
And Shyla Shy, who fucked pre- and post-pregnancy and squirted milk all over the place for our viewing pleasure.
Obviously, there are a lot of deserving winners, and when you look at the list of great girls who haven’t won, winning is even more impressive.
Grab a print or digital copy of the Holiday ’13 issue (available now at eBoobStore.com) and place your vote. Or wait for the online voting to begin at SCORELAND. Your choice. One man, one vote. Either way, it’ll be counted.
Valory Irene, 2012 SCORE Model of the Year by 14 votes.
Venera, almost 2012 Model of the Year.
Here’s my question: Did you cast a vote in the 2012 SCORE Awards contests?
Because if you didn’t…and you weren’t happy with the results…you’re about to kick yourself.
From the May ’13 Awards Issue of SCORE, on-sale now at eBoobStore.com: “And the 2012 Model of the Year by 14 votes, the smallest margin in the 11-year history of the award is…”
That’s right, 14 votes separated the winner from the girl who finished second.
“…the same girl who won 2011 Newcomer of the Year. So, by a margin of barely one-tenth of one-percent, Valory becomes the sixth girl to complete the Newcomer of the Year/Model of the Year double, joining Sharday, Merilyn Sakova, Crystal Gunns, Christy Marks and Karina Hart.”
And that’s why every vote counts. Venera finished second. Angela White was third. Beshine was fourth.
I am perfectly okay with this outcome. I think all the girls are great.
But if you’re not okay and you didn’t vote, don’t complain. You don’t have the right to complain. But you do have the right to vote next year.
Wonder what would have happened if we had counted the 100 or so ballots that came in by mail the week after the ballot box closed?
I would really like to know how the conversation went when Minka asked her teammates to vote for her for Hardcore Performer of the Year.
You have just 24 days remaining until the ballot box closes at SCORELAND for the 2012 SCORE Awards. We’ve been busy counting the votes (thousands of them have been pouring in at the website and also from SCORE readers), and here’s a look at how the races are shaping up.
For Newcomer of the Year, it’s looking like a two-way race between Hitomi and Siri, which doesn’t surprise me at all. I actually thought Hitomi would be an easy winner, but then Elliot said he thought Siri would win, so that led to a little lunch bet. Sabrina Linn, Melissa Manning and Estelle Taylor are in the running, too, but they have a lot of ground to make up between now and midnight on December 31.
For Model of the Year, I’ve never seen a year in which the voting was so close, and if you asked me right now who I think is going to win, I’d say, “Who knows?” Valory Irene, Angela White, Venera, Leanne Crow, Beshine, Eva Notty…they’re all getting a lot of support, and who’s ahead depends on the day, even the hour.
For Hardcore Performer of the Year (the one award in which you really have to fuck your way to the top), another close race is brewing among Daylene Rio, Stephanie Stalls, Brittany O’Neil, Desiree, Kitana Flores and Minka. Speaking of Minka, I just received a package with about 15 ballots from members of Minka’s tennis team, all voting for their teammate for Hardcore Performer of the Year.
Finally, the Hall of Fame: I have high hopes that Alyssa Alps is finally going to get admitted, but don’t look now because Cindy Cupps, Sammie, Crystal Gunns and Colt 45 are breathing right down her bra straps.
As I said, the ballot box closes at midnight on December 31. Winners will be announced in the May 2013 issue of SCORE…unless I decide to leak the results before then.
They have the right to bare arms. And breasts. And butts. And lady bits.
There are no excuses for not voting.
This week is the most-popular week of the month for newsstand and magazine shop managers and staff.
It’s when the trucks roll up and drop off the latest issue of SCORE magazine.
This month, it’s the January ’13 edition, and you veteran readers know what that means.
It’s election time! Time to vote for 2012 Newcomer of the Year, Model of the Year, Hardcore Performer of the Year and the Big-Boob Hall of Fame.
This year’s ballot is on page 19. Fill it out and mail it in or vote by email for all four awards.
Every voice counts, and I’m grateful that we all have the opportunity to vote for our faves. In some countries, the government picks the winning big-bust models.
Pick up your copy (with a free DVD inside) today at your favorite store or get it direct from eBoobStore. A digital version for tablets, phones and desktops is also available.
The time for the V-mag annual awards issue is here and I am excited. As the editor of V-mag, it is my favorite issue to do because it is, as they say, the whole enchilada. There is a bit of everything and a lot of everything that is good.
There are newcomers to consider and the list of ladies is pretty great. Newbie Roxanne Miller is looking like a strong contender. So is Siri. Everyone’s favorite Latina newcomer is Nancy Navarro, it seems.
The plumpers are always fun because I like women with big tits, and these ladies are packing a lot of punch. Some of the frontrunners who stick out in my mind are Dors Feline, Angel DeLuca and Marilyn White.
There’s the XXX of the Year category, and so many people are talking about Maserati and Sabina Leigh as the ladies to beat.
There are a few subcategories to consider like Ass of the Year and Pussy of the Year, and that always makes voting more fun.
But if you ask me, the hardest category for voting this year is going to be Model of the Year. This year it is going to be fucking hard to choose a winner. I am putting that out there now so when you guys get the urge to send me emails asking why I have made it so hard to choose a favorite, I can say, “I TOLD YOU SO!”
I mean, just looking through the photos has me wondering how this contest is going to be won. It is going to go down to the wire. The winner will win by just a few votes, that is how close it is going to be. Let’s just put it this way: Hitomi vs. Karina Hart? Leanne Crow vs. Renee Ross? Elaina Gregory vs. Jenna Valentine? And that’s just HALF of the lineup. It’s going to be a hell of a contest.
You guys will be seeing the issue around November but know that it is already in the works and that the voting is going to be close this year, so make sure you get your issues early and vote right away so you don’t miss out on the fierce competition.
It’s exciting!
xoxox
Maria
I predict that Siri is going to sweep the Newcomer of the Year category in V-mag.
Hitomi will be the model to beat for Model of the Year in V-mag for 2012.
Christy Marks is nominated for Model of the Year in the SCORE Awards.
Kristina Milan is nominated for Plumper of the Year in the V-mag awards.
Valory Irene is nominated for Newcomer of the Year in both the SCORE and V-mag awards.
Vanessa Del is nominated for V-mag’s 2011 XXX of the Year award.
Well, I would’ve illustrated them for you if I had any artistic talent, but I don’t. The most you would get from me is some stick figure with stick-figure boobs. (But they would be BIG stick-figure boobs! lol)
Thank goodness for you that our pal H.D. from Germany can draw. (He draws his figures with big boobs, too. Go figure.)
He sent us some fine, new sketches of some of the finest ladies who are nominated for both the SCORE and V-mag awards.
Speaking of which…have you voted? If you haven’t, you SHOULD. The competition is so tight, the winners will be decided by a few votes. So, if you are the type of person with very strong opinions about tits (like all of us here at SCORELAND!), then cast your votes in the SCORELAND Voting Booth. Voting ends soon, and the fate of your favorite models’ breasts are in your hands.
Today is a big day at SCORELAND. Why is it a bigger day than usual?
“Because I get to fucky-fucky with my friend,” SCORE Model of the Year Eva Notty says.
“Hopefully I get to sucky-sucky,” says Sarah Satori, Eva’s very busty friend.
“Not hopefully,” Eva says. “You better!”
“You’d better share, you little cock goblin,” Sarah retorts.
And Eva says, “There’s gonna be a lot of sucking going on.”
That’s right, Blog readers. The video version of the pictorial that K.S. from the United Kingdom called “the greatest hardcore spread you’ve ever shown” goes live today at SCORELAND: 2010 SCORE Model of the Year Eva Notty and newcomer Sarah Satori in a three-way with one of our studs.
In the video, you’ll find out that Eva and Sarah travel together. You’ll find out how Eva almost caused a traffic accident in San Francisco. You’ll find out about the time they first saw each other face-to-face.
“I met her in an elevator,” Eva recalled. “And she had a big old bucket of ice, and I said, ‘Sarah?'”
And Sarah says she glanced at Eva’s tits and said, “Oh, you must be here for me.”
They kiss for real. They cuddle. Eva eats Sarah’s pussy. Eva sits on Sarah’s face, then they 69.
And this is all before the cock arrives, at which point Eva sucks that cock like she’s a bobblehead doll…while she’s sitting on Sarah’s face.
As the great Dionne Warwick and friends once sang:
Keep smilin’, keep shinin’
Knowin’ you can always count on me, for sure
That’s what friends are for
For good times and bad times
I’ll be on your side forever more
That’s what friends are for
Excuse me. I have to go jack to Eva and Sarah now.
Yeah, Angela, I'm looking, I'm looking. How could I not? How could I have been so blind to the wonders of your pussy?
The votes are starting to come in from the online voting for the 2010 SCORE Awards (the votes have been pouring in for a while now from the magazine readers), and I have to admit, I’m a little surprised. Usually, I have a pretty good idea how the voting is going to go (no surprise that Karina Hart won Model of the Year last year, Christy Marks the year before), but this year? I thought I had a clue. Turns out I didn’t.
Now, I’m not going to give you any details (that wouldn’t be fair because it might affect how things transpire between now and January 1, when the polls close, but I will tell you this:
For SCORE Newcomer of the Year, we seem to have a five-way race, and there seems to be at least a chance that we’ll see a Newcomer of the Year first.
For SCORE Model of the Year, the race seems to be between six girls, and the leader changes from day-to-day. There’s also a good chance that we’ll see a Model of the Year first.
For the Big-Boob Hall of Fame, I was pretty sure that votes would come pouring in for Crystal Gunns, and they are, but they’re also pouring in for six others models, too. This might’ve been one of those years when we should have inducted two models, but we’ll stick with the rules and induct one.
And since I’m the editor of SCORE, not Voluptuous (and I don’t have to be impartial), I’m going to publicly cast my vote in the “Pussy of the Year” category. You see, I have just spent a lot of time watching Angela White’s “Island Fever” video at SCORELAND, and, Angela, if you’re reading this, I’d like to apologize. You see, I knew you had a great rack, and I also know you’re very nice and have a great personality. But, obviously, I’ve spent too much time staring at your tits and listening to you talk and not enough time appreciating your pussy. Now, “Island Fever”…to refresh your memory, Angela, that’s the video in which you’re lying in a hammock in Eleuthera, kinda wearing a short, white dress with what looks like cherries on them, and at one point, the camera goes for the pussy-first, tits-second view, and, damn, your pussy is right in our faces. You’re pulling one pink pussy lip aside with one finger, diddling your clit with the other and…
Crystal is a former Newcomer of the Year and Model of the Year. Is the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame in her future?
The January ’11 issue of SCORE isn’t officially scheduled to go on sale until November 2, but apparently, the issue has already found its way into several readers’ hands. That’s not surprising. Our subscriber fulfillment department mails out issues as soon as they get them, and many retailers don’t wait until the official on-sale date to put the latest mag on the racks (which is why you sometimes see more than one issue of SCORE or Voluptuous for sale at the same time).
Anyway, the reason I know the January ’11 issue is on-sale is that it’s our annual awards issue, and votes for 2010 Newcomer of the Year, 2010 Model of the Year and the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame are already starting to pour in. Voting will start in the members area of SCORELAND sometime in mid-November.
So, since the proverbial cat is already out of the proverbial bag, here are the finalists in each category.
Newcomer of the Year: Alexa, Angelina Castro, Arianna Sinn, Jenna Valentine, Karla James, Kaytee Carter, Kelly Christiansen, Miosotis, Shione Cooper and Taylor Steele.
Model of the Year: Angel Gee, Annina, Ashley Sage Ellison, Christy Marks, Daphne Rosen, Daylene Rio, Eva Notty, Indianna Jaymes, Janet Jade, Karina Hart, Maggie Green, Merilyn Sakova, Minka, Morgan Leigh and Natalie Fiore.
Big-Boob Hall of Fame: Alyssa Alps, Autumn-Jade, Casey James, Cindy Cupps, Crystal Gunns, Dawn Stone, Diane Poppos, Inesse, Julia Miles and Nicole Peters.
FYI, a model must have appeared in SCORE during the 2010 publishing year to be eligible for the Newcomer and Model awards. A model must have retired to be eligible for the Big-Boob Hall of Fame. So, yes, that’s the bad news regarding Nicole Peters and Crystal Gunns.
One more FYI: Eagle-eyed boob men will realize that Angelina Castro debuted in 2009 and is somehow eligible for 2010 Newcomer of the Year. That’s because the difference between Angelina now (super-sized) and Angelina then is so drastic, by all intents and purposes, she’s a newcomer.
