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A Boob By Any Other Name Would Be As Sweet…

July 12, 2010 by Maria 8 Comments
Sophie Mae has a very nice set o' ripe tomatoes.

Sophie Mae has a very nice set o' ripe tomatoes.

Here in Big Boob World, or SCORELAND as you call it, we spend a serious amount of time with tits. From the minute we come in to the office it’s nothing but tits, tits and more tits all day. (Not that I’m complaining at all, mind you.) But there is a problem that we editors run into sometimes. You see, sometimes tits leave us at a loss for words. LITERALLY. I will call Dave or Elliot up and ask them to give me, “Another word for boobs, please.” You see, there are many, many, many ways to call a boob, well, a boob. But sometimes, I come across a pair of tatas that need something extra-special. So, over the years, I have started a collection of boob words. Kind of like my own tatas thesaurus, if you will. And you’d be surprised how many different words there are for boobs. And you’d be surprised how many guys I know have their own versions, too. Chicks do, too! For example, the phrase “chesticles” was uttered to me one night by a group of hot lesbians. They came up to me and said, “You have a full set of chesticles.” Needless to say, I LOL’ed on the spot.

So, I thought I would share some of my favorites with you. And I would LOVE it if you shared some of your faves with me. A girl can never have too many words to describe her, umm, girls. lol So, without further ado:

  • Mams
  • Blouse Bunnies
  • Cans
  • Bazookas
  • Sweater Puppies
  • Cum Cushions
  • Yum Yums
  • Happy Headlights
  • Bingos!
  • Floppers
  • Whoppers
  • The Twins
  • Perks
  • Bazoombas
  • Penis Padders
  • Dairy Depot
  • Jigglies

I could go on and on, but I prefer to hear some of yours. Who knows, maybe you can tell me a few I’ve never heard before. (Which would be very impressive.)



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