Tag Archive: natural boobs

Tits & Suds. Good for what ales you

December 11, 2012 by Elliot James 16 Comments

Dave blogged about Gabrielle Love’s waitress show yesterday. No one as yet has volunteered the reason we tip better when the server carries large cups.

Last week, I blogged about Babes, Boobs and Beer.

Today, I want to sound the alert about a new Joana Bliss scene going up at SCORELAND.

Joana’s a traditional jug slinger in a rustic European pub, hauling beer before she goes bare.

Who would not want to tap those kegs?

Romanian cupcake Lana Ivans says that a diet rich in corn makes girls’ boobs bigger.

In Bulgaria, a millet-based ale called Boza is claimed to increase breast size.

Others say it’s the hops in beer that mimic estrogen.

Whatever the case, support your local busty bartenders and beer maids and tip them well.

Another question I have is why are all English lady bartenders busty? I’ve gone pub-hopping in London and saw them in every place I went.

Joana next appears in the March ’13 Voluptuous, on-sale January 8, and then in April ’13 SCORE, on-sale January 22.

Drop your hops and show Joana some props.

Check out this clip.

Bottoms up!

Joana serves up a couple of sudsy ones.

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Bra giveaways and other cool things inside of V-mag!

December 9, 2012 by Maria 4 Comments

Natalie Fiore wore and signed this bra for her fans!

It should come as no surprise that I love to give big-boob fans as much cool stuff as I can.

I love to include giveaways in V-mag and really get a kick out of mailing out prizes to winners.

You can get your hands on this red bra worn by Kristina Milan.

Renee Ross wore and signed this bra for one lucky winner.

Whenever I can, I always ask for models to sign something for the fans. I think that as fans, it is important to feel like you are connected to the models that you love. So, whenever I see a chance for some of these busty babes to autograph items or even take their bras off and gift them to you, I jump right in there and make it happen.

Right now in V-mag, there are quite a few bra giveaways going on.

You could get your hands on bras worn and signed by Renee Ross, Micky Bells, Kristina Milan and Natalie Fiore.

There are also lots of magazines signed by ladies like Destiny Rose, Melissa Manning and more.

You know how the saying goes in that movie, Field of Dreams? “If you build it, they will come.”

Well, I believe if these ladies sign things, you will cum. 🙂 It is pretty much my mantra.

So come check out V-mag and get your hands on some of this good stuff. It’s just for fans like you.

xoxo

Maria

If you are a Micky Bells fan, you could win this autographed bra!

 

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Jiggle belles jiggling all the way in February ’13 SCORE

December 4, 2012 by Elliot James 8 Comments

Santa Claus' busty helper Anjii Ross. No wonder his hair is white.

Right on time to bust out that holiday cheer, the February ’13 SCORE magazine is now at your favorite store.

In this edition:

Covergirl Anjii Ross in her mag debut.

The debuts of Gabrielle Love and Kalila Kane.

Canada’s Stanley Cup television sensation Taylor Stevens.

Australian superstar Angela White.

British stunner Michelle Bond.

Harmony Bliss and a big Xmas toy.

Stephanie Stalls does a wild DP. Stephanie’s nastiest scene.

Daylene Rio’s couch dance gets out of hand.

The round-up of the best DVDs of 2012.

In “Boob Beat,” a chance to win Hitomi’s signed bra. Only one in existence!

The popular “Scorecard” readers’ forum.

Another must-own issue. A free DVD is included with the mag in most areas.

If your store doesn’t have SCORE, #1 in Big Boobs, mail their name and address to us at score@scoregroup.com and we’ll handle the rest.

Shop online? Get the February ’13 SCORE at eBoobStore. If you collect digital mags and like to read them on your phone or tablet, we’ve got that covered, too. The digital version of the mag also contains five embedded video clips of Daylene, Kalila, Stephanie, Gabrielle and Michelle. Check out the video samples.

Deck the halls with boobs and hooters. Nothing beats holiday highbeams!

Anjii unwrapped! Yeah, we know it's rushing things to open the present too early.

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Boob Shame: It happens every day and it’s a crime.

December 3, 2012 by Maria 10 Comments

This weekend, two things happened to me which are noteworthy.

The first is that I was suckered with pizza and beer into helping a friend paint his new apartment . (Really, I did it because I am a good friend, but beer always improves house painting, I think.)

The second is that I found myself at Home Depot buying paint.

While that is not of note necessarily, what happened at this hardware mecca is.

You see, when I go to Home Depot, I get hit on alllllllllllll the time. It’s a store fueled by testosterone and tools. Within its confines, you will find all kinds of men doing and buying things that are manly. Husbands, construction worker types, college-aged jocks, burly older types all walking around and checking out the goods.

And by the goods, I mean the few women that are in the store looking lost and unsure of themselves. (Tools and home improvement are not most women’s cup of tea.) So, whenever I find myself at Home Depot, there are men looking at my boobs in every aisle.

Sometimes they approach me and sometimes they just gawk at me, but the bottom line is, if you have a big rack like I do, or a big ass like most of the women in Miami do, you are getting hit on. That is a fact.

Women approaching women in stores and striking up conversations about tits doesn't JUST happen in pornos.

That is why I was so confused when this tiny old lady came up to me and in very hushed tones asked me if I spoke Spanish. When I replied that I did, she leaned in and asked me where I bought my bras.

“My daughter,” she said while motioning with her head to a busty teen girl about 10 feet away. “She has big breasts like you and her bras don’t fit her right. Her breasts don’t look nice. Yours look nice. Where can I buy her the right bras?”

Now, the guys who I was with all looked shocked that this woman was discussing my breasts and comparing them to her daughter’s, too. But I didn’t even bat an eyelash. Maybe it’s because I work in porn. Or maybe it’s because I am used to people talking about my breasts. I just launched into an explanation about the importance of getting fitted for a bra and knowing your true bra size.

After a few minutes, I could tell that this mother, who had tiny breasts by the way, was not understanding what I was saying. Maybe it was my Spanish? Or maybe, because she didn’t have big breasts, she just didn’t understand the process of finding a bra that fit.

I then offered to speak to her daughter directly.

I walked up to the girl, who looked to be dying of embarrassment at the moment, and told her, “Your mom says you are having trouble finding bras…”

And instead of having an open conversation about what was clearly a problem for her (Her wrong-sized bra was riding up her back and her breasts were being pulled down by too-small, ill-fitting bra cups.), she totally freaked out.

“I don’t have a problem with my bra. I am fine,” she replied nervously.

“I can help you figure out what the problem is so they fit better,” I said.

“No, no. I am okay,” she countered. And then she walked away and I turned to her mother and said, “She doesn’t seem to think she needs help with her bras. I hope I gave you the info you needed.”

And that was that.

But I realized right there and then that this girl was suffering from Boob Shame. She was at the awkward stage of having big boobs where you try to deny their bigness because you don’t want to look different from everyone else. She was in denial and didn’t even want to talk about her boobs because they embarrassed her. Granted, I’m a stranger, and maybe she was uncomfortable talking to me about them, but she looked like she couldn’t talk to anyone about them.  If she did, she would have asked someone, maybe at one of the many stores her mother mentioned that she’d been to, about her bra size.

It made me realize and remember how tough it is to have big boobs when you are younger. Young women have to come to grips with their big boobs and embrace that they are going to be big and that’s that. But it’s tough. In a world full of flatties, busty girls stick out like a sore thumb. And at a young age, they deal with a lot of teasing and terrorizing by their less-busty class mates and peers. I can’t tell you how many busty models have told me stories about being teased and ridiculed at the age when their boobs started growing bigger than their friends’ boobs. I can’t tell you how difficult and frustrating it was for me to find bras when I was younger.

I saw Little Miss Boob Shame again at the checkout, and she was covering her boobs with crossed arms and looking notably upset. I didn’t want to push the envelope further, but I walked over and handed her my number.

“I know it’s embarrassing to talk about, but if you ever want some advice on how to buy the right bra, you can contact me,” I said. And then I walked away.

And that was that.

I hope she calls.

If I can help her embrace her top-heaviness at a young age, she will have an easier time adjusting to them overall.

And that’s how we do away with Boob Shame…one pair at a time.

xoxo

Maria

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Felicia Clover: Student body!

November 24, 2012 by Elliot James 12 Comments

Wow! Now that's a student body!

Can’t get enough of Felicia Clover?

Her latest video at SCOREVideos.com is “Student Body.” The bustiest girl on campus, Felicia needs a study break from the books, and her booty call needs her boobs in his face. Fair trade? “I’m a good girl but not in the bedroom. I’m a bad girl there,” says Felicia. Give the girl an A, will ya?

And at SCORELAND, Siri is a new hire at the SCORE warehouse in “Triple Play.” (Now that’s a real fantasy!) Siri is going to show these two bozos that they’d better straighten out or she’ll straighten them out! And she’s got just the job skills to do it. If I knew these shenanigans were going on in the warehouse, I’d have sold tickets.

Siri goes for the Triple Play at SCORELAND! Booyah!

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A Portrait of Maserati As A Mega-Busty, Naturally Stacked Fuck Star

November 15, 2012 by Dave 4 Comments

The great Maserati propels her body and the tits that go with it. It's the kind of body that inspires literary genius.

This is the kind of photo that blows my mind. It is the reason I had to rely on Elliot to write most of a blog that I was supposed to write.

Elliot James is quite a wordsmith (no surprise considering that he is a direct descendant of the great American writer Henry James and the great Irish novelist James Joyce, not to mention the crime novelist P.D. James), and of the Maserati video and photo hardcore scene that go up today and tomorrow at SCORELAND, he put ink to paper and mused: “It’s always a special event when Maserati returns for her now semi-annual visits. Follow those mouthwatering bouncing boobs in Bounce, Maserati, Bounce! and gaze in awe as this stacked honey gets a jiggle and shake show in before she jumps on the boner in another sizzling triple-sex encounter.”

Jiggle and shake show. Superb! She jumps on the boner in another sizzling triple-sex encounter! A wonderful example of wordplay! I couldn’t have said it better myself. Actually, I would have tried to say it better myself, but I was left not only speechless but locked in a terrific state of writer’s block after staring at these two photos of Maserati caught in mid-air.

Bounce, Maserati, bounce! Indeed!

Now I must attend to my needs.

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It’s a big, buoyant, busty, bouncing birthday bash week

November 14, 2012 by Elliot James 7 Comments


“The girls born with boobs they are meant to show will find their greatest happiness in showing them.” -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, German poet and artist (1749-1832)

“All I have learned, I learned from boobs.”-Abraham Lincoln, 16th President of the United States

“Uncorseted, her friendly bust gives promise of pneumatic bliss.”-T.S. Elliot, poet (1888 –1965)

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Felicia Clover: Schoolgirl in white, cotton panties!

November 13, 2012 by Maria 4 Comments

Felicia Clover and I shared a moment. You can catch it on SCORELAND.

Okay, okay, okay…

so I am really excited about tomorrow’s SCORELAND posting of Felicia Clover for two reasons:

1) Because I got to hang out in the studio with Felicia Clover, one of the most-exciting newcomers I’ve seen in a while, and she was dressed up as a NAUGHTY SCHOOLGIRL!

2) Also, because–and I say this with a smile like this on my face 😀 – during our interview, she was naked, covered in oil at some point, and I was on my knees in front of her.

😯 !!!!

What?!

I know! It’s crazy, but it’s true.

In fact, at some point I can remember that she looked down at me and told me that she was resisting rubbing oil all over my face. In that brief moment, I had to remind myself that I was at work and I am a professional. Because really, in real life, who would deny Felicia Clover the joy of rubbing oil all over them?

NO ONE.

But professionals, we have to hold it together.

What other things happened in our interview?

Well, Felicia tried on different panties for me and she also talked about spanking and all the things she likes done to her ass.

(Shameless plug: You guys know I am the editor of BootyLicious Mag, too, so you know that it is imperative that when a girl with an ass like Felicia’s comes into the studio, I have to get some fun ass footage, too. I mean, it’s about tits, but sometimes, it has to be about ass.)

I also got to measure her ass and tits…

which is how I ended up on my knees in front of her.

And, yes, it was the first time I ever ended up on my knees in our studio. lol

Overall, it was a lot of fun and Felicia is an awesome girl.

You guys can check out a quick snippet of it below, but you should totally head over to SCORELAND and check it out in its entirety.

It really is a good time.

xoxox,

Maria

 

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Join the Voluptuous party and vote!

November 9, 2012 by Elliot James 9 Comments

The voting results are tabulated with this high tech calculator guarded by Renee's cleavage 24 hours a day 7 days a week until the numbers are all in.

Our party symbol is not a party animal: an elephant or a donkey.

Our party symbol is an hourglass figure full of curves and dips.

Our party color is not red or blue.

Our party color is all the colors a woman’s skin can be.

We promise no dirty tricks or break-ins…except in hardcore scenes.

Our T Party stands for TITS.

We endorse Voluptuous-care.

Join the Voluptuous Party and vote for the 2012 Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year, Model of the Year, Plumper of the Year, Ass of the Year, Pussy of the Year and XXX Model of the Year.

You can vote at SCORELAND if you’re a member (there are no lines) or you can vote using this ballot. Vote by email or mail your vote. Just vote and let your voice be heard. Those who do not vote cannot legitimately protest the outcome. You’ve got to be in it for your favorite to win it.

Renee Ross has won Model of the Year two years running. She’s great at winning erections. Who will win this year? Will Renee make it win #3?

Our candidates do not put their foot in their mouths. Just their nipples and fingers.

Our goals: to find the best, the sexiest and the biggest all-natural girls and photograph them.

That is the mission statement of the Voluptuous Party.

Join the Party!

I approve this message.

Read the rules, study the candidates carefully and vote!

 

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Kissin’ Cousins 2

November 3, 2012 by Elliot James 6 Comments

I was going over the new SCOREVideos.com posting of new model Sophia Jewel. Deja vu hit. Who did she remind me of? Not in body or boobs but in face?

Lacey Legends.

Sophia reminded me of big-boobed body-builder and lap dancer Lacey, now retired. (Sophia is a really hot piece of ass in her fuck scene, by the way. Just throwing that out there.)

So I went through SCORELAND and pulled a few others who reminded me of another SCORE or V-mag Girl. I did something similar in a Blog in November, 2009.

And this is who I came up with.

Dolly and Crystal Gunns (who sound alike, too)

Micky Bells and Kelly Kay

Aspen and Slone Ryder

Sabrina Linn and Morgan Leigh

Sophia Jewel

Lacey Legends

Sabrina Linn

Morgan Leigh

Slone Ryder

Aspen

Kelly Kay

Micky Bells

Crystal Gunns

Dolly

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