I love standing next to a great, NEW pair o'jugs. It's almost magical, hence the shit-eating grin on my face.
My favorite part of my job? When I tell a pretty lady to take her clothes off…AND SHE DOES!
We dicuss a lot of deep things when we sit down with new models. Here, I am asking Elaina to talk to me about her tits. Hey! That's VERY Important.
Okay, so yesterday we introduced you to Elaina Gregory, a five-foot-tall stunner with a pretty smile and pretty impressive breasts. Well, those breasts are so impressive that they cause CAR ACCIDENTS! That’s right…people crash because they can’t focus on the road when staring at Elaina’s pretty titties. That’s the story Elaina told us when we caught up with her on day two of her first trip to SCORELAND. Not only is this cutie stacked and built for pleasure but she is also a real sweetie. She chatted with me about modeling and about her tits (which we all know are my favorite things to talk about with the hotties I bump into in our studios!), and I will admit that the whole time she was talking to me, I was staring at her hoo-has. I know…she has EYES, but who could NOT LOOK at her glorious orbs of fun?
(You’d have to be blind not to stare.)
Elaina loved every second of hanging out at SCORELAND. She said she loved getting dolled up and that everyone was nice to her. (Well, ’round these parts, everyone is nice to ANYONE with tits as NICE as hers! We are, after all, TIT LOVERS!) You can catch more of Elaina (including the part where she takes her bra OFF!) at SCOREVideos.com and XLGirls.com, but for now, enjoy this candid moment with a woman who is sure to make waves with big-tit lovers everywhere. If I haven’t told you guys that my job is awesome, allow me to rub it in your faces now. lol Long live SCORELAND!
Women with very big breasts. Mujeres de pecho muy abultado. I haven’t ever had the opportunity to go to South America but SCORE photographers have. They didn’t go there to shoot exotic birds. Well, they kinda did. So here are a few of my favorite citizens of Paraguay, Brazil and other S.A. nations, and none of them are politicians, movie stars or novelists. Most of them live 3821 miles from Miami. Not exactly around the corner. But they are worth it.
We never penetrated Mexico, for some reason and no Mexican girls have ever contacted us. We took American models there but we never found any. I guess that’s how things just work out. There are a lot more S.A. girls inside SCORELAND. many more including one-shots and one-hit wonders. Another interesting thing about these four is that they had no desire for any kind of XXX. The most daring of the bunch is Romina. She uses toys (and she really knows how to use them). Cynthia doesn’t like to even show her pussy. Maybe it has something to do with them growing up in Catholic countries. They’ll freely talk about sex and they say they have good sex lives but they don’t want to do it in front of the camera. In the long run, it’s all about their titties anyway. Otherwise, SCORELAND would be in danger of becoming another D-cup porn site. I hope we can find more Rominas and Paolas in 2011.
Anna Loren: The stacked sister who doesn't fuck on camera.
Autumn: The less-stacked sister who does fuck on camera.
The girl on the far left is Anna Loren, who returns to SCORELAND today (in a set from the October ’10 SCORE) and tomorrow (in a video titled “Slick & Shiny.”) As the Loren family goes, she’s the good girl. Yep, the good girl.
The girl on the near left is Autumn, who can be seen in the members section of NaughtyMag.com. She is Anna’s older sister (by one year). As you can see, as the Loren family goes, she’s the bad girl. The one who takes real cock up the ass on camera.
I don’t know about you, but this stuff fascinates me: Two sisters, both of whom pose nude. One goes solo for SCORE. The other goes all the way for NaughtyMag.com. One says, “I loved getting fucked up the ass on camera.” The other says, “I don’t think I’m ready for that. Having sex in front of the camera, that is.”
I’m guessing–and I’m no psychologist–that Autumn had sex on camera as a way for making up for the fact that her sister has huge boobs and she merely has big boobs. I’m sure Autumn would deny it, but I think it might be true. And I don’t blame her. It must’ve been tough growing up with a stacked sister.
Alyson McKenzie: Stacked.
Linsey Dawn McKenzie: historically stacked.
This family thing fascinates me. Recently, we had a 44-year-old MILF named Cassy Torri fucking on 40SomethingMag.com, and a few weeks later, her 66-year old mother, Miranda, showed up and fucked on 50PlusMILFs.com. Great stuff. Mom and daughter both fuck on camera. In the case of Anna and Autumn, two sisters get naked on camera. And haven’t we all had the fantasy of fucking two sisters?
Cherry Brady, of course, blogging for your viewing pleasure!
Hello everyone! Guess where I am? I am sitting in the SCORE Studio right this second! It has been a super long time since I have been here. Everything still looks the same except for a few new faces that I hadn’t seen before. Like there is this super-sexy editor named Maria here now. She’s cute and smart and I hope to see more of her later!
Anyway, I am here because I always get a lot of V-Men asking me when I am going to shoot for SCORE again and do another video or pictorials. Apparently, you all are getting tired of jacking off to the same old stuff! So, I am here to bless V-Men with brand-new, 100% NEW jack-off material guaranteed to make you shoot to the ceiling! At least I like to imagine my V-Men shooting their loads to the ceiling.
Where have I been, you ask? I’ve been on lots of adventures. I did some water skiing, motorcycle riding, scuba diving, (a little muff diving) I baked a pie, went to K-Mart a couple of times. And doing all the things good girls aren’t supposed to do (again). You know, the normal adventurous stuff. The important thing is the present. I am here and ready to start new adventures.
Speaking of which, I’m off to the set! I’ll be here for a few days, so if you have any comments, questions, etc., send them along! And I’ll see you VERY soon.
Bailey Santanna wrote the book on boob shelving. She should own a boob shelving supply shop.
Today, I am writing about something that is very dear to me: the boob shelf.
Karla's boobs are so firm that they don't benefit from shelving. Still, there is absolutely nothing wrong with this photo, and I appreciate her effort.
The boob shelf is one of those things that I’m not even sure most busty models are aware they’re doing (although I’m pretty certain Bailey Santanna is aware of what she’s doing because she does the boob shelf all the time, such as in this Blog video).
Usually executed with the model standing and always with the model topless, the boob shelf is what happens when the model cradles one arm under her rack, providing a shelf for her generous tit flesh to overflow. Girls whose boobs are not super-firm are usually best at boob shelving because their boobs are more malleable and, therefore, more likely to overflow in unpredictable, here, there and everywhere ways. Boobs that are super-firm (see the photo of Karla James) tend to retain the same shape they had before the boob shelf was applied.
Renee Ross uses a belt to create her boob shelf. This is very nice, but it's cheating.
So, in the photo of Bailey Santanna, we see the following:
1. One arm under her boobs.
2. This is hardly enough to support them (we’re not looking for support; we’re looking for overflowing) but enough to push her boob flesh toward the front of her breast.
3. Blood rushes to her areolae, making them darker.
4. Her nipples become pointer or seem to become pointier.
Usually, the two-armed boob shelf negates the advantages of the one-armed boob shelf, but Janet Jade is so stacked that it works for her.
5. The effect is of a person trying to carry bags of groceries with one arm.
There are certain rules for the boob shelf. For example, it is almost always (but not always, as the photo of Janet Jade proves) crucial that the model place one arm, not two, under her breasts. Two arms provide too much support and leave less room for boob/arm overflow. One arm allows for just enough lift, boob-flesh-forward effect and overflow. There are probably other rules, but I can’t think of them right now.
Anyway, study these photos. There’ll be a test in the morning.
I gotta tell you something: When Karla James made her SCORE debut in the September ’10 issue and her SCORELAND debut a few months earlier, I was pretty certain that the 2010 SCORE Newcomer of the Year title was wrapped up. Girls like Karla don’t come along too often, and judging by the reaction to her first appearances, most SCORELAND members and SCORE readers feel the same way.
But last week, we posted a new poll on the Blog that asked, “If the 2010 SCORE Newcomer of the Year Contest were held today, who would you vote for?” The choices were Karla James, Miosotis, Arianna Sinn, Kaytee Carter, Taylor Steele and Jenna Valentine. And right now, with over 370 votes (a very decent sample size), Arianna is kicking ass. She has a whopping 60% of the votes, with Karla way behind in second at 15% and Miosotis in third at 11%.
In soccer terms, this poll is what’s called a friendly. It doesn’t count for anything, but it is interesting and it is shocking. Arianna is undeniably great, but her current margin of victory is huge, and…
Okay. I’m not going to say anything else. But I would like to hear what you guys have to say, especially those of you who voted for Arianna.
Either way, we could be looking at the most interesting SCORE Newcomer of the Year Contest ever.
By the way, Arianna and Karla are both too nice to say, “I’m better than her.” So if you asked Arianna, she’d probably say, “Karla is better than me,” and if you asked, Karla, she’d probably say, “Arianna is better than me.” What do I think? It doesn’t matter what I think. It matters what you think.
The World Cup of soccer begins Friday, and although the United States has almost no chance of winning, the U.S. is one of the dominant countries when it comes to big, natural tits. And what’s more important, soccer or tits? Exactly. Today’s video isn’t a competiton, but now seemed like a good time to post this backstage video of Tatiana Blair and Melonie Max, two of the top newcomers of 2010 and two of the stars of the new DVD More To Fuck. When the clip opens, Tatiana and Melonie are sitting on a bed with their boobs pouring out of their dresses. Bra-wise, Tatiana wears a 36G and Melonie wears a 34G. So, seemingly, their tits are the same size. But bra measurement is an inexact science, and although Tatiana and Melonie are almost equally stacked, their racks are quite different.
Okay, enough of this scientific analysis of boobs and World Cup bullshit. In all honesty, I was just looking for an excuse to get their tits out.
We’ve played this game once before, but that time, it was a lot easier. This time, anyone who guesses who these four pairs of boobs belongs to is…well, probably spending a lot of time staring at tits. Which is a good thing.
Anyway, there are four pairs of naturals in this video. You can see the racks and hear the girls’ voices (a major clue in at least two cases), but you can’t see their faces. By now, many of you have seen most of these girls at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com, but when I filmed this video, you hadn’t. I filmed it during a break in the shooting of a DVD that’s about to be released. But if I tell you the name of that DVD, the game will be ruined. I will tell you that two of the girls fuck in this new DVD (one takes a big, black cock up the ass) and the other two eat each other’s pussies real good.
Okay, start guessing. I’m betting that nobody gets all four.
In what I consider to be a bit of an upset (but, obviously, most of you don’t), Kristina Milan was voted your favorite “Treasure Chests of the Dominican Republic” girl, beating out Miosotis and Vanessa Del. Over 600 “Blog” readers voted, and Kristina got 50% of the vote, followed by Miosotis at 35% and Vanessa at 15%.
So, what does that tell us (other than that you like Kristina)? I think it tells us that there are a lot of you out there who love girls with big, lactating tits. Or maybe it tells us something else. Hey, I’m sure you’ll let me know.
On a completely unrelated subject, the other day, I blogged about the difference between tit-fucking on camera and going all the way on camera. Thanks to Angela White for checking in, but Angela, I’m not bitching about what models won’t do. I’m completely able to accept it. Then again, you know how it is when you’re in a bar and you see a girl you like? You’re not gonna get anywhere if you don’t ask, right? The key is to not make the girl feel pressured. And Angela, you once told me that even you’re surprised you haven’t done boy-girl yet.
Stephanie Stalls looks like a porn star but isn't one…yet.
Candy Manson is a porn star.
Anyway, what I really want to talk about is Stephanie Stalls. There are new photos and a video of Stephanie going up tomorrow at SCORELAND, and I bring this up because Stephanie is one girl who I can’t believe hasn’t fucked on camera. Blonde hair, long legs, big ass, big tits, pierced nipples, pierced clit…if any girl looks like a porn star, it’s Stephanie. She kinda reminds me of Candy Manson who, as we all know, has gone go on to do porn. I remember the first time I saw Candy in a solo set, I said to Elliot, “This girl has to do porn.” And she did. You can see her sucking and fucking in Stacked Street Sluts #3, Stacked & Suckin’ and sucking/tit-fucking in Big-Tit Tune Up. Anyway, I see Stephanie going even further than Candy has. Really raunchy, slobbering, dirty porn. Anal, too. Hey, a man can dream.
But can you really tell a porn girl by her appearance? Did anyone ever think that cute little Brandy Talore would become a full-fledged porn star? I never did.
Anyway, check out Stephanie tomorrow. Then you can say, “I knew her when…”
Oh, and one more thing. If you get the chance, do a Google search on Simona Halep, the tennis player, and check out her before-and-after pics. It’s enough to make a boob man cry.
These days at SCORELAND, we’ve been busy posting pictorials of the winners of the Voluptuous 2009 Newcomer of the Year and Model of the Year contests, and it’s funny how even the things you know can sometimes take you by surprise. For example, I knew that Ashley Sage Ellison won Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year, but today, when I saw “NOY Runner-Up: Renee Ross” under the “What’s New” banner, I did a double-take. Runner-up? Runner-up to who? How can Renee Ross be runner-up to anybody?
Apparently, runner-up to her: Ashley Sage Ellison.
Apparently, SCORELAND member Tony R. felt the exact same way because he commented, “I can’t believe this absolutely amazing woman, so comfortable in her photos and on video, would be runner up to anyone.”
Then I looked at the photos of Renee pouring out of a tight top, and before I even got to the really good stuff (Renee’s J-cup naturals out and ready for sucking), I thought, “This just can’t be. This girl is the epitome of voluptuousness. Nobody can beat her.” But then I went back at looked and Ashley Sage’s Model of the Year photos and I thought, “Well, maybe.” But I’m not so sure. And the voting was super close, so it’s not like Ashley won in a landslide.
But if she keeps behaving like this, Renee will be 2010 Model of the Year.
Anyway, Ashley and Renee are sure to go at it again in the 2010 Model of the Year Contest, and I think the result might be reversed this time. You see, when the 2009 publishing year ended, Renee hadn’t yet gone hardcore, and since then she’s done girls in Sex In The Titties and gone all the way with a guy in K-Jugs and in V-Mag. As for Ashley, she’s yet to even spread her legs on camera, and you know how we guys can be, always asking for more. Give us a tit and we’ll take a pussy.
The way I see it, Ashley has about four months to fuck on camera or 2010 V-Mag Model of the Year will be all Renee’s. And then Ashley will be runner-up and I’ll be asking, “Runner-up? Runner-up to who?”