A few days before Christmas, I asked, “Who are the most-beautiful SCORE Girls ever?” Reader CVN, who has a good memory, brought up Carrie, a slim British girl with a hairy pussy who modeled for a brief time in the mid-’90s and hasn’t been heard from since. Good call, CVN! Carrie was a real beauty.
I bring her up because Carrie is being featured this week at SCOREClassics.com, our new website that celebrates the girls of yesteryear and does so in a very interesting way: with re-mastered videos that allow us to hear the actual sounds and dialogue on the sets. No cheesy music here. You’ll get to know the models like never before and gain real insights into their personalities.
Tuesday, we posted “A Day In The Life of Carrie,” in which Carrie poses for cover shots, wears girl-next-door clothing on the roof of the studio, moves on to the parking lot and then changes outfits for the country girl photo set that goes up today. SCOREClassics.com also has a photo set and video of Carrie pregnant.
The debate over tattoos goes on and on with seemingly no end in sight. But when I look at this picture of Dors Feline, I don’t think, “I could do without the tats.” I do think, “I don’t think I could do without those tits.” Now, granted, if you gave me the choice between tats or no tats, I’d pick no tats almost every time. I say almost because I like tats on tits and I also like tats on shaved pussy mounds. It gives a girl an extra-slutty look.
But when I look at this picture, I know from the reaction down below that the tats don’t matter. The tits do.
By the way, it seems as if former SCORE Girl Mia Khalifa (discovered by yours truly and friends, of course) is getting into cooking. This is a surprising move for a girl who came to our attention when she was working at a greasy spoon burger joint that served up barely edible food. Anyway, I hope things are going well with Mia (although things are not going well with her favorite hockey team, the Washington Capitals).
“I was always picked on in school,” said Paige Turner, who gets revenge on all those naysayers by debuting tomorrow at SCORELAND. Paige has G-cup naturals, and that’s nothing to be ashamed of. “I have a hard time finding bras that fit,” she said. Sorry, Paige. Let me know if I can help.
Can you imagine going bra shopping with this 42-30-40 brickhouse from California?
By the way, about busty girls being picked on in school…what’s with that? I understand the jealous girls, but what’s with the boys? What’s their problem? Does “picked on” mean, “They stared at my tits all the time” or “They accused me of stuffing my bra?” or “They snapped my bra strap”?
“A lot of men stare at my rack all the time, but there’s more to me than just these,” Paige said.
Yes, she said rack. She’s a keeper.
More about Paige: Her fantasy is to have a gangbang. I’m sure that can be arranged. She masturbates every night before going to sleep. She likes clit stimulation and curved cocks. She once had sex in an ambulance. She likes it doggy style. And when we asked her about sucking those cocks, she said, “I love, love, love giving blow jobs.”
No reader would turn the page when they get to Paige Turner's page.
Cat Bangles, this past Friday during her visit to the SCORE Studio. The lovely Latina from Boston fucked three times during her visit and was very happy about escaping the frigid temperatures back home in Boston and getting some good porn cock.
I think the girl I'm talking about has a body like Lillian Faye's, but she might be slimmer and bustier.
Today, we’re going to start a little journey.
Now, granted, this journey could end tomorrow.
Or it could result in a long, beautiful relationship with a super-slim, super-busty babe, culminating in her being voted Newcomer of the Year.
Where shall I begin? Okay, I will begin at a fast food restaurant in Miami, Florida. A popular joint that serves greasy hamburgers and attracts a regular clientele of sexy Latina babes, most of whom have big booties, some of whom have big tits.This is a place where several SCORE Group editors and art directors go for lunch every Friday afternoon.
Because we go so often, we’ve become pretty friendly with the people who work the front registers. Most of them are very nice. Some of them are girls, and some of those girls are young and pretty. One in particular is friendlier than the others and a little flirty. She’s of unspecified ethnicity. She could be Indian. She could be Middle-Eastern.
But, as far as any of us could tell (Elliot included), none of them are SCORE Girls. Besides, who could tell with the formless, sack-like uniforms they’re always wearing?
Now let’s move ahead to Wednesday afternoon, when I decided to go to this restaurant by myself. On the way back to work, I drove over to the pet store, and crossing the street in front of me was a girl who stopped me in my tracks. She was wearing a tight, short skirt. She had long, thin legs. She was wearing fuck-me pumps. Up top, she was wearing a semi-backless, skin-tight top that hugged her curves. She had a tiny waist. And her tits? Huge!
I mean really big. SCORE big.
Suffice to say she was one of the hottest women I’ve ever seen in person, and when she crossed the street in front of my car, I couldn’t help but stare. My eyes were glued to her rack. It was big and jiggling. Her bust-to-waist ratio was astounding. Think Merilyn.
Maybe she looks a little like Kalila Kane? I don't know. I hope to find out.
When she passed my car, she stopped, turned to me and said, “Hey, what’s up!”
And I rolled down my window and said, “Do I know you?”
Seriously, I thought I had never seen this girl in my life.
And she said. “I’m the cashier at [fill in the name of the restaurant]!”
I was stunned. It was flirty girl. I was speechless, and as she walked back to her car, the only thing on my mind was, “We have to get this girl into SCORE.”
So that’s the story, ladies and gentlemen, and it will continue tomorrow when a bunch of us make our regular visit to the burger joint. If she’s working, one of us is going to ask her if she’d ever considered posing for a men’s magazine.
Now, in most cases, there’s a very slim chance of the girl saying yes. But I don’t think this is one of those cases. This girl is friendly and flirty and she’s told us some things about herself, and the way she was dressed…a girl doesn’t dress that way unless she wants to show off what she has, especially in the middle of the day.
Cross your fingers, Blog readers, This could be great.
She has huge naturals (the bra size depends on where she buys them, although I was astonished when she told me that she buys her bras off the rack in the UK). She’s originally from Sweden and now lives in the UK. She’s sweet. She’s sexy. She’s getting ready to bust into your life! You’re going to fall in love. You’re going to do other things, too.
Today, Scarlet LaVey week (or half-week) begins at SCORELAND. The lovely, tattooed Miss LaVey shows us her natural H-cup rack and big, bold, juicy ass for the first time. She oils up her tits and spreads her pussy wide and wider. I suspect that this 20-year-old tit princess from California (born in Florida) will be responsible for many a lost load.
But then what? Will Scarlet put her clothes back on and tuck her tits into her top, never to be seen again? Will we be left hanging, begging her to wrap her tits around a big cock and suck it and fuck it with all the gusto a 20-year-old can muster…only to end up disappointed while the naysayers among us groan, “Ah, I don’t want to see the girls do hardcore, anyway”?
I am glad to report that the answer to those questions is a resounding no. Depending upon when you view Scarlet’s solo posting today, you will not have to wait more than 24 hours to see her downing dick and pirouetting on the bologna pony. Because Scarlet’s first SCORELAND hardcore video goes up Thursday (followed by the photos on Friday).
By the way, I did say “pirouetting.” Why the choice of word? Watch the video below to find out.
Today is that day. You know what day I’m talking about, especially if you’re from the United States. It’s that day you’ve been hearing about for the past four months and don’t even want to think about. That’s why you came to SCORELAND, not to read more about that day but to avoid that day.
So I’m going to help you. I’m going to provide a respite from the noise. I’m going to tell you that no matter what happens tonight, there’s always tomorrow. And in these parts, yesterday, today and tomorrow always mean big tits.
Tahnee plans to celebrate Erection Day by inviting an erection into her ass!
Yesterday, newcomer Charley J. Matthews debuted at SCORELAND. Charley is from Wisconsin, and I could tell you what’s going on in Wisconsin today but…hey, like I said, I’m not going there. The Green Bay Packers are from Wisconsin. Cheese is from Wisconsin. Charley is from Wisconsin. Paul Ry…nope, I’m not going there.
Kelly and Lana ask, "Can't we all just get along?"
Today, Tahnee Taylor, a 40something divorcee with big naturals, is new at XLGirls.com. Tomorrow, Tahnee gets fucked in her ass. Tahnee told me, “I’m a shy girl, but I love getting fucked in my ass.” You know, these days, with all the political ads on TV and all the promises, a voter can feel like he’s getting fucked in the…oooops, sorry. I promised I wouldn’t go there.
And tomorrow at SCOREVideos.com, a classic girl-girl scene featuring bosom buddies Lana Lotts and Kelly Madison. There’s nothing more American than two hot, busty chicks getting it on with each other. Lana is a blonde. Kelly is a brunette. And if a blonde and a brunette can get along and even kiss and suck each others’ tits, even people of different political persuasions can…fuck! I almost went there again!
Happy Erection Day. Oh, by the way, voting for the SCORE and Voluptuous awards is going on now at SCORELAND. So far, there have been no reports of voter suppression.