Tag Archive: offices

Fucking around on the job with Maggie Green

April 1, 2016 by Elliot James

The office where Maggie Green works is our kind of place.

In fact, it is our place.

Like many office workers today, Maggie spends a lot of time watching porn at her desk. Just like the staff at SCORE does!

Hey, Maggie could work here! The office would love it.

Anyway, Maggie logs into SCORELAND and goes to Jana’s model directory. She starts playing Jana’s “Maid For Sex” video. That turns her on and she starts to touch herself.

Then her supervisor catches her…

Maggie's supervisor sneaks up on her while she's watching a SCORE video.

More busty office hotties of all shapes and sizes

April 26, 2013 by Elliot James

Maggie looks forward to the heavy work load you can lay on her.

Maggie Green is the official office hottie in the “Hardcore Special” this weekend at SCORELAND.

Maggie could have been heating up any office, any corporate workplace, anywhere in the USA.

Fortunately, the business world’s loss is your gain.

Let’s face it, in a perfect world, you’d be interfacing with an office full of big-titted hotties during business hours and beyond. But this isn’t a perfect world.

Productivity would actually skyrocket, according to my research. However, no one believes my findings.

Here are more office hotties to heat up your retinas. They don’t give out pink slips. They give out pink slits.

No one multi-tasks like Lisa Canon.

Persia should be swinging any second.

Maserati ignores the rules about short skirts.

Desiree is excellent at dictation.

The Office Hottie

March 23, 2013 by Elliot James

Skype? Nah. Let's go for a face-to-face office meeting.

Sirale debuted in a XXX scene last week at SCORELAND. Now she shows how she handles being The Hot Office Girl.

Our rating? A+.

Any guy can happily spend his days at the office with someone who looks like Sirale, especially if you were the chosen one to get pulled by her into an empty conference room (with a lock) for a titty hanging, booty popping lunch break.

Anyone have a co-worker who has tits like Sirale’s? Maybe she works down the hall. Maybe she’s the front-desk receptionist.

A few years ago, “Scorecard” received a letter from J.K. who faced an office hottie dilemma.

“I have kind of a predicament. I work with a lady who would be just perfect for Voluptuous. She has huge jugs, at least E-cups, probably even bigger. She’s also very attractive in the face and body, with long, blonde hair and blue eyes. As far as I know, she doesn’t have a steady boyfriend, but she does date quite a bit, but mostly the guys are jerks, to hear her tell it. What can we do to get her photographed? Since we work together, I’m afraid of getting into trouble if I approach her directly myself. I’m dying to see her naked, and having her pose may be the only way.”

Our answer was:  How are we supposed to explain to her that we know she even exists? She would know someone who knows her told us about her. Maybe you could enlist the help of one of her female friends who you trust. When a woman tells another woman how great she looks and she should be a model, it goes over much better than when the same thing comes from a guy. Try to somehow subtly let your co-worker know about our website, SCOREModelsWanted.com.”

The philanthropy behind this letter touched me deeply. Here was a guy who wanted to help us out and, by default, the Boob Brotherhood of SCORE and Voluptuous readers instead of helping himself. He could have tried asking the office hottie out on a date or for a drink after work at the local happy hour watering hole, but instead he chose to be a Boob Bro. We never heard back from him, so his office hottie situation remained a mystery.

While I’m immersed in office hottie lore, here are some other office hotties that turn your brain into oatmeal.

Julia Juggs

Inesse

Arianna Sinn

 

 

A SCORELAND salute to the administrative professionals of the world

April 24, 2012 by Elliot James

I probably don’t need to explain Administrative Professionals Day, also called Admin Day or Secretaries Day, which is tomorrow, the last Wednesday of the month of April. (In Europe, where it’s on the third Wednesday, it was already celebrated on April 19.)

I’m sure each of you know the complete and detailed history of this special holiday since its creation in 1952.

On this day, receptionists, administrative assistants, administrative support staffers, secretaries and other office workers are honored and celebrated for their hard work.

It is not too late to secure gifts of flowers, candy, handbags, cash and memberships to SCORELAND for your secretaries and other clerical staffers.

We, too, at The SCORE Group, would like to honor these tireless functionaries, for upon their shoulders (in our case, upon their bra cups) rests the success, efficiency and productiveness of the world’s businesses. The world may not always know of their behind-the-scenes endeavors, and so this holiday was devised. Surprisingly enough, the furniture and department stores do not celebrate this day with sales nor do the car dealers and bra stores of the world.

We give thanks by dedicating this Blog to them.