December 25, 2009 by Elliot James
Cherry Brady’s birthday is today, as SCORELANDER Dino pointed out. But I had a reason for not adding Cherry to the week’s birthday BLOG. To celebrate this momentous occasion, when Mr. and Mrs. Brady gave the world a rare gift, let’s gather ’round the Yule log so I can tell a very Brady Xmas story.
It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
It was Thursday, September 2, 2004, and we were shooting B.L.O.W. (Busty Ladies of Oil Wrestling) in the SCORE Studio. You’ve seen B.L.O.W., right? In fact, you should own the DVD on sale in the eBoobStore if you want to get on my good side. For those of you who don’t own it or have never seen B.L.O.W. on SCORELAND, Cherry, Annie Swanson, Angela White and Brandy Talore were the oil wrestlers, and they destroyed any female wrestlers before or since then. Dave was the ringside color man, and I was the ref. (Which I found out a few hours before the match.) It was the greatest wrasslin’ show I ever witnessed, let alone participated in, in my life. Cherry, Angela, Annie and Brandy oiled and rolling around on a mat? Hooter heaven, friends. But what you may not know was that we had an uninvited guest fast approaching from the Atlantic Ocean. A big, fat, Category 4 massive monster of a guest who didn’t fuck around. Hurricane Frances. Set to nail America right in the groin: the cock-shaped state of Florida. And fear was starting to set in.
Not only did we have to shoot B.L.O.W., a major project, but we had to batten down the SCORE building and everything in our office. And get the SCORE websites ready and up before the weekend arrived. And get some of the print mags off to the printers. And get the girls safely home before the hurricane nailed Florida. Home for Angela meant Australia! Controlled chaos? High anxiety? The understatement of our careers. But we did it! Angela’s jet left for Sydney and so did Brandy’s, right before Miami International Airport shut down. Florida local Annie drove safely home in time. And Cherry? She weathered the storm here, hunkered down in her hotel near the SCORE building. On September 4, 2004, Frances the bitch battered the east coast of Florida, downgraded to a Category 2, a still very powerful and dangerous hurricane. But not powerful enough to beat the Busty Ladies of Oil Wrestling. And that, kiddos, is my very Brady Xmas story.
Happy Birthday, Cherry, and Merry Titmas, Cherry, Brandy, Angela and Annie.
December 19, 2009 by Elliot James
This weekend at SCORELAND, Renee Ross takes a dive, the videos are hot and hooterized and we take a fond look back at a real knockout of a chesty girl.
Seeing Renee in a tight, white T-shirt is a pleasure, but it was a hot day in Miami. Her 40Js needed cooling off, as will you once you gaze upon this fresh pictorial.
Look out...flying hooters!
Meanwhile, 38DDD redhead Brandy Dean stars in a 27-minute poolside sexxx session on Sunday in SCORE Theater. If you love bikinis, oiled boobs and lots of point-of-view sex, don’t go back to work on Monday without seeing it. It’s a miracle the pool water didn’t turn into steam from all that body heat and friction.
Brandy Dean enjoys the Yule log by a cool pool.
Back on land, Indianna Jaymes, native of Portland and guest of SCORELAND, plays bobbing for boner as her heavy 36G hangers dangle at a right angle in the December 19th SCORE Theater video “Leave Your Boots On!”
It's nice to be in Indianna.
And we remember a chick who had it all and showed it all in the late 1990s, Faith Stevens. Discovered by SCORE reader and Boob Cruise sailor R.P. during one of his lap-dance club journeys, Faith’s modeling career was way too short. SCORELAND pays homage to the power of Faith with an up-close and personal video and over 100 photographs.
It's Faith Stevens day at SCORELAND
October 21, 2009 by Maria
Kerry Marie is spectacular. Kerry Marie covered in oil? Jack-tacular!
Terry Nova is ready to wrap her oiled orbs on your cock.
Jezhabelle looks like she enjoys a good greasin'!
Carmen Hayes is like a little, greasy pretzel from Big-Tit Heaven.
Oh, Annie Swanson, pour some sugar on me!
Angela White could slide her perkies all over me, any day.
Let’s make something very clear: Tits are wonderful, wonderful things.
Now I want to make this statement: OIL MAKES TITS BETTER.
It is absolutely, 100 percent true. You can be staring at the most-marvelous boobies in the whole entire universe and they are good, but, add some oil all over those orbs and WHAMMO! they get much better. It’s something about the greasiness that just elevates them to the next level. It’s the shiny, slick wonder of them that makes you want to run your hands over their lubricated surface.
And now that we are on the subject, how great do oily tits feel, eh? Marvelous! I could rub on a pair of slippery tits all day. Oil is, like, synonymous with horny, good times. I would love to high-five every model who ever greased up for boob play. I mean, think about it. Think about a room full of naked chicks…pretty hot, right? Now imagine them covered in oil and just slippin’ and slidin’ all over the place.
(Seriously, this is the reason why the our dick-flick, B.L.O.W., Busty Ladies of Oil Wrestling, starring Cherry Brady, Angela White, Brandy Talore and Annie Swanson is one of my all-time faves. It’s greasy goodness and rough play, and there are four busty ladies wrestling. How can that combo NOT rock your jock? You can get a copy at the eBoobstore, and you SHOULD get a copy. )
For now, please peruse some of my oily favorites in all of their slick lustrous bustiness.
Enjoy!
xoxo
Maria
