We posed the question in a recent SCORELAND survey: Do you like sports themes in videos and photo sets?
Before I get to the results, here’s my thoughts as a long-time boob man, a DVD and mag buyer (and VHS tapes before that) and a boob-spotter watching TV, especially Latin morning TV shows like Un Nuevo Día, where the busty hosts are constantly jumping up and down, dancing or trying exercise routines in very sexy outfits.
Boobs were made to jiggle, bounce and shake. And get sprayed by a water hose. And I was made to watch that happen.
This is what it’s all about for me. This is how it’s always been.
This is not always possible with augmented boobs. However, after years of watching tit stunts in strip clubs (like beer cans crushed inside giant cleavage or tits slammed on a guy’s face), I am comfortable with contradicting my previous statement. It all depends on the girl and her boob comfort zone.
Daphne Rosen can really handle balls.
So anyway, I love seeing busty girls on trampolines, using hula hoops and workout balls, jumping up and down in swimming pools or at the beach, rope jumping, swimming underwater, running and playing soccer, tennis and volleyball.
I want to buy that vibrating Shake Weight for the studio so I can observe and study the girls’ boobs trembling as they hold it. I can just picture Melissa Manning trying it.
Now for the results:
38% like seeing sports themes.
31% don’t like them.
31% don’t care either way. This is the indifferent crowd who at least overcame their indifference long enough to click the “Don’t care” button.
What have we learned today? I can say with complete confidence that the odds of starting a SCORE soccer team and making a video out of it do not look good due to lack of interest.
Yet, The Mega-Boobs Olympics DVD remains one of our breast-sellers, and that’s all about boob games.
So go figure.
And now I’d like to replay some monumental videos I cherish. Cherry Brady hula-hooping and Renee Ross jumping rope for Maria followed by the girls getting titty with it on Grand Bahama Island. Thank you, and I recommend using a snorkel if you plan on doing any motorboating.
Ah, the lineup. That moment on-location somewhere beautiful when all the sexy babes on vacation with us come together like a Beatles song, standing side-by-side, tits held high, like a summit of stackdom. It’s fucking glorious and one of my favorite things about location shoots.
It’s like a buffet of tits for your dick. It’s that good.
Because, really, when will you ever see a feast of flesh this amazing anywhere else? I don’t care where you live or where you shop, there is no way that one day, five scantily clad, stacked babes are gonna show up and stand side-by-side in big-tit harmony like this at your local supermarket or mall.
It ain’t happening.
And, really, this is what we’re known for at SCORELAND. The big-tit vacation and subsequent lineup are…like…our thing. We are good at it. I would venture to say that no one does it better.
I mean, I saw it IN PERSON once when I went on-location to Hungary, and it was impressive. Busty, topless hotties all grouped together, giggling and shaking their tits at one another…have mercy, it was like I died and went to big-tit heaven.
So today, I salute the lineup and all the babes who sand tall and proud and say, “Hey, I have big tits and so do these gals standing next to me. Please, stare at them.”
The perfect symmetry of the original shot, taken in late 2001 during the filming of Mega-Boob Olympics, isn’t quite matched in the updated version, but creating a circle with six girls is a lot easier than creating one with four. But whenever I look at either of these shots, the same two things go through my mind:
1. I’d really like to be in the middle of that.
2. It must be nice to be a SCORE photographer.
What goes through your mind?
In the shot at right, the girls are (starting at six o’clock and going clockwise): Plenty UpTopp, Casey James, Minka, Maxi Mounds, SaRenna Lee and Kayla Kleevage. This shot is a classic, perhaps the most-famous one we’ve ever taken.
In the shot on the right, taken during the filming of the DVD On Location Grand Bahama, the girls are (starting at the top right): Jenna Valentine, Karla James, Arianna Sinn and Taylor Steele.
The 13th annual all-naturals issue (September ’10) has now hit stores worldwide in countries where freedom rings. I feel the pain of boob-men in Iran, China and Cuba. (There have been rumors that North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-il has inquired about the possibility of a Korean-language edition.) The magnificent Karla James is this month’s cover star, and her layout includes a show-and-tell interview. This special edition is almost an On Location Grand Bahama reunion with pictorials of lush ladies Taylor Steele, Arianna Sinn, Jenna Valentine, Natalie Fiore, Sophie Mae, Terry Nova, Kaytee Carter (XXX) and Shione Cooper (XXX), plus a photo spread of the top 10 naturals of 2000-2009. What a lineup! The ink’s still damp and already the emails have been coming in. If you can’t get off your happy seat and get to your local mag stand, a few clicks will connect you to our eBoobStore. Either way, you don’t want to miss this issue. What do I like best about magazines? If the electricity goes out, all you need is a flashlight and you’re back in business.
Karla James leads the September A-Team of SCORE Girls.
We had a wild weekend on SCORELAND, right on top of last weekend’s action-packed On Location Grand Bahama super special. But let’s backtrack a few days. On Thursday, Natalie Fiore wore a thingie that I can only describe as…a thingie. A thingie that makes the compass point north. Natalie should wear stuff like this more often. Like all the time.
Natalie: nice outfit.
Then on Friday, Bebe Cooper and Kaytee Carter took their positions and compared bodies. I heard it was an unplanned, spontaneous photo shoot and one of the girls had to make a flight home so there’s no video, but the still pictures are great. Some of my favorite body showdowns in the past have been Cindy Cupps and Crystal Gunns, Summer Sinn and Crystal Gunns and Christy Marks and Kylee Nash. Now Bebe and Kaytee join the League of Extraordinary Comparative Eye Candy.
Bebe & Kaytee
Now about Kaytee Carter. Today, Kaytee stars in one of our trademarked, patented video chats with Dave. They’re not just hot. You get to know the girls as real girls. We didn’t invent the big-boobed video interview but we made it real and fun, not contrived and stiff. “The Kaytee Carter Chat” starts off in the model’s dressing room, the inner sanctum of boobage, and moves to a set where Kaytee not only talks about herself but demonstrates her skills at kickboxing, oils up her beautiful, naked bod and does other activities that are good for a man’s health. Kaytee’s underwear choice is also very interesting. Can’t describe it, though. You’ll have to see it.
Kaytee Carter
Jessica Taylor is a blue collar worker by day, dancer by night at Taboo in Arcadia, California. So far, she’s only been in one video. We’ve got it. “Last Call For Boobs” takes place in a bar and Jessica, a stacked, pretty redhead with a girl-next-door vibe, dares to go bare, shaking her boobs and butt in your face. That’s why she’s called an erection engineer. Maria interviewed Jessica in person for that edition and she’ll agree that Jessica is smokin’. I don’t know if Jessica will come back for a repeat but I hope so. If she does, we oughta do a tool-time girl layout and video.
Jessica Taylor
Capping off the weekend on Sunday is Christy Marks in a super-horny boob-bouncin’ video in SCORE Theater. Some of it was shot in POV that puts the viewer in the driver’s seat. Christy is pretty quiet in this video (unusual for her; usually she’s a real chatterbox), but when she and her booty call start fucking, she just explodes. I’m always impressed by the contortionist, flexible positions Christy can get into, either alone or riding the rod. She must have checked out the Cliff Notes for Kama Sutra for this romp. Lots of tits in motion too; shaking, dangling, swinging like bell clappers.
So okay! Have a fun weekend and just follow the bouncing boobs. Not that ya need me to tell ya that!
If any girl has a fuck-me face, Christy is that girl.
Taylor, Jenna, Natalie, Karla and Arianna baring all in On Location Grand Bahama made my weekend. One of the cameramen was there when all five fully dressed babydolls were saying their goodbyes, and he snapped a few candids. As a lifelong student of the sweater-bulge and the tight-top phenomenon, I was extremely impressed by this one shot. Can you imagine the five of them walking down a crowded city street? It would make headline news around the world.
It’s always a bittersweet feeling when a group of models and the SCORE staff have to split up at the inevitable end of a trip. But there’ll be other times ahead. Good times.
Now that she has tit-fucked on film, will Taylor Steele (right) go all the way? Will Karla James makes the leap from good girl to good girl who fucks?
An impromptu poll I posted on the Blog last week asked, “Of the five girls in the On Location Grand Bahama special at SCORELAND, who do you think will be the first to do an all-the-way, XXX boy-girl scene?” The top answer–Taylor Steele with 45% of the vote–was not surprising considering that on Friday, Taylor did her first tit-fuck/tug-job scene, and as of 4:54 p.m. Eastern Time today, none of the other girls had ever touched a real, live cock on video.
I'd be happy if Natalie Fiore (left) merely tit-fucked on camera. As for Arianna, I wanna see her smiling sweetly while getting full-on fucked!
But there was one surprise in the poll: Karla James, who hasn’t even done full-frontal nudity yet, came in third at 17%, a point behind Arianna Sinn, well ahead of Natalie Fiore and Jenna Valentine. Part of this can be attributed to wishful thinking. You desperately want to see Karla fuck on film, so you hoped to nudge her a bit by giving her your vote. Nice try, guys. And, besides, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, who Karla has been compared to, fucked on film twice. Of course, she waited six years before she did it the first time.
On second thought, I wouldn't be surprised if Jenna Valentine did hardcore. Little by little, she's showing us her daring side.
And consider this: Of Linsey, Nicole Peters, Kelly Kay, Lorna Morgan and Kerry Marie–basically the five most popular British big-titters ever–only Linsey has done XXX.
Not knowing anything else, my vote would have gone to Taylor, too. She’s gone the furthest so far of the five girls, and she seemed so eager to milk the cock in last Friday’s video. But I do know something else. I’m just not saying. My second pick would’ve been Arianna, if only because she’s Romanian. Those Eastern European chicks love to fuck everywhere…bedrooms, in the street, on camera. Everywhere.
Anyway, we’ll keep the poll active today as we wind up On Location Grand Bahama with some great behind-the-scenes video footage that includes Karla kissing Arianna’s tits (does that count as girl-girl?). And a week and a half from now, we’ll post a SCORELAND mini-special featuring the bustiest naturally slim ‘n’ stacked girl I’ve ever seen. There’ll also be a three-week special at XLGirls.com featuring three girls from our recent trip to the Dominican Republic. More details to come. I promise. As I write this, Maria is trying to steal preview footage, and you all know how good Maria is at stealing stuff.
Walkin' in the sand. Natalie Fiore On Location Grand Bahama.
Something boobtastic has happened.
She’s beautiful. Intelligent. Sophisticated. And her breasts are even bigger than last time. It seems unreal, but it’s true. Natalie Fiore is bustier than ever. I’m in awe. I’ve been staring at her new photos in a trance. Glazed. Breastnotized. I think she’s a sorceress, this one. A nice sorceress, I mean.
Today On Location Grand Bahama episode 4 features Natalie, stacked to the max in her skimpy bikini and wrap, strolling on the beach. One of Miss Fiore’s first shoots in Nassau was on the beach (September ’07 SCORE). She wore a teeny red bikini and it was late in the day. This new pictorial is at sunrise.
What I also found interesting about the opener is that it almost looks like those sneak shots that celebrity photographers take of actresses and starlets walking somewhere. The opening pictures have an unposed naturalism that I’ve always found appealing. Plus, I’m a huge fan of busty girls walking. That’s very old-school in this era of over-the-top dementia. Yet, it’s true. I could watch Natalie simply walking on the beach all day if I could. And watch Karla washing a car in a wet T-shirt.
Get over to SCORELAND tomorrow for episode 5. Arianna Sinn has a lot to get off her chest.
Karla James brings to life one of the #1 male fantasies: the good ol’ busty car wash.
On Saturdays, my neighbor washes his car in his driveway. He looks like Homer Simpson.
In an alternative universe, I live next to Karla James. Every Saturday, she puts on a tight, white T-shirt and denim shorts and washes her car for a loooong, loooong time. My weekend is complete.
But the reality is, there is no alternative universe. That’s what SCORELAND is for.
Your local car wash does not hire employees like this
And without SCORELAND, I’d have never known about Karla James. In Part 3 of On Location Grand Bahama, Karla grabs a bucket and a cloth and goes to town. Paul Newman in Cool Hand Luke never had it this good.
Nothing beats a shower or a car wash. The simple pleasures in life are the best. Good, clean, wholesome fun. Thanks to Karla James. And the automotive industry.
