Billi Bardot: “Some jet-ski enthusiasts were watching from an island behind us. That was nice.”
Today at SCORELAND, super-stacked MILF Billi Bardot sucks cock and fucks, and she does these things out on the deck of a yacht in Biscayne Bay, Miami, in broad daylight, with people all over the place. Of course, I asked her about that when I interviewed her, careful to keep my eyes on her beautiful face because staring at her tits would have been rude.
Yeah, right.
Me: So there you are, out in the open, on a boat, and there were other boats in the background.
Billi: Yeah, there were other boats. Some jet-ski enthusiasts were watching from an island behind us. That was nice.
Me: What did you think about having sex out in the open where people could watch?
Billi: It was a lot of fun. Beyond that, I was so into the guy I was having sex with that I didn’t really notice those people.
Me: Have you ever been watched before while having sex?
Billi: Probably. I’m not sure. There used to be this sports store called Galyan’s in Indianapolis, and I had sex with my husband in the dressing room, then I had sex in the bathroom at a restaurant, and an employee came in and said he was going to tell the manager, so that happened. I had sex on a golf course, on the green, but it was nighttime and the sprinkler went on, so that was fun. I like having sex wherever. Sex is such a primal instinct that I like to do it wherever I want. As long as there aren’t kids watching.
Me: Would the people you know be surprised to see you here?
Billi: No. I’ve always done whatever I wanted. I always lived by my own rules. A lot of people say they don’t care what people think. I genuinely do not care what anyone thinks of me.
Well, Billi, you may not care, but I think you’re great.
1. Getting a hard-on and keeping it in front of the camera. This is a lot harder than you’d think, as our “Porn Loser” series at NaughtyMag.com proved, and it doesn’t matter how hot the model is. In fact, my experience has been that the hotter the model, the more-intimidated the studs get and the less-likely they are to stay hard. Also, these guys don’t have to get it hard just once. Because of breaks in the action, they might have to get it hard several times during a scene.
2. Not popping too early. Can you imagine, for example, having the good fortune to fuck Minka, the bustiest Asian ever? I’m guessing that half of you would pop within seconds after she wrapped her tits around your cock. As for her pussy…well, as Minka has told us many times, it’s very tight. But porn studs have to get their cocks blown and fucked in numerous positions before they can cum. Because if they cum too soon, the scene is over and possibly ruined.
So, those are the challenges, and the difficulty of meeting them is the reason you keep seeing the same guys in every porn film. Because if it were easy, every guy would do it.
New Minka photos and video Saturday at SCORELAND. Christmas comes early. Porn studs aren’t allowed to.
Here’s Katie Thornton on Lincoln Road in Miami Beach, Florida. Lincoln Road is a pedestrian mall that’s closed to vehicle traffic (except for the cross streets). On most nights, especially during tourist season, it is one of the hootchie capitals of the world. The things women wear when they’re walking down Lincoln Road are unbelievable. Tits and ass are hanging out everywhere. The average heel height is six inches.
Notice how Katie is not dressed like a hootchie in this photo. She’s wearing a simple T-shirt and shorts, but her tits are so big, they’re impossible to ignore.
Katie’s tits are so big that her T-shirt appears to say, “LOND RULE.” The B, E and S are obliterated by chestal mass.
Photos and video of Katie in Miami today at SCORELAND, plus a new photo set and video of Katie washing windows. She uses her tits, of course.
Problem is, if everybody tried to dive into this little pool with Janet Jade, there’d be serious havoc. But there’s always havoc when Janet is flashing her huge naturals.
I have to admit to a little bias here. Janet is one of my favorite models ever. She’s definitely in my top 10, maybe my top five, and I’m not just talking naturals.
Anyway, have a great holiday weekend. Memorial Day Weekend marks the unofficial start of summer in the U.S. That means girls with big tits can officially start wearing bikinis, white tank tops and other cleavage-revealing outfits without getting arrested by the fashion police.
It has come to my attention that winter is still hanging around in many parts of the world. Cold and snow forced the postponement of several opening day games in baseball. Too bad.
Fortunately, it’s always sunny at SCORELAND. Two reasons for that. First, our main studio is in Miami, Florida. Second, big tits bring on the heat.
Tiggle Bitties is an MM-cup natural who has taken the big-boob world by storm, so to speak. You’ll be raining cum all over the place when you check out her latest photos and video today at SCORELAND.
Tiggle is outside. She’s wearing a bikini that can’t contain much of her boobage. Soon, her tits come out. Then her pussy comes out. Then she makes her pussy cum.
The photo above is another great one of Tiggle. Does this girl know how to take a bad photo?
Thunder clouds? What thunder clouds? It’s always sunny out when MM-cup natural Tiggle Bitties is baring her big tits, as she is here and in today’s photo and video postings at SCORELAND. Can you imagine looking up from your poolside lounger and seeing those?
Tomorrow at SCORELAND: Super-stacked natural Anastasia, photos and videos.
Meanwhile, this just in: Hitomi and Lily Madison in girl-girl action. Coming soon. (They already came.)
When British birds Katie and Danniella visited the SCORE studio last month, we couldn’t resist the opportunity to take them to the pool for an outdoor girl-girl shoot.
And that shoot goes live today at SCORELAND. Photos and videos. Katie and Danniella had never met until we brought them together, but they became fast friends.
It’s Danniella’s weekend at SCORELAND. A new SCOREtv goes live Sunday, and Danniella’s one of the stars. This all-big-boobs edition also features Allie Pearson, Claudia Marie, Kate Marie and newcomer Holly Wood (officially debuting this Tuesday). Allie demonstrates how much stuff she can fit in her cleavage (a lot!). Kate demonstrates her tit-fucking technique. Holly takes us behind the scenes at the famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Nevada. And Claudia’s her usual vivacious self. I sit there and gawk.
Sheridan knows the importance of staying hydrated.
1. Getting ready to take a sip of water on a typically hot summer day in Miami.
2. Showing off her tattoo.
3. Cooling down her pussy after the slamming it’s been taking from SCORE studs JMac and Tony Rubino over the past few months.
I know what she’s not doing: Getting her pussy wet. Her pussy is always wet.
Sheridan returns with her ultimate workout video today at SCORELAND. There’s no rest for her pussy in this scene. She fucks it with a big, thick dildo that has a suction cup at the end. She attaches the dildo to a mirror and backs her pussy into it.
Sheridan belongs in the Pussy Hall of Fame with Morgan Leigh and Bella French, girls who really know how to work a dildo.
