November 1, 2012 by Elliot James
“Get outta my dreams. Get into my car.”
“I believe in miracles, you sexy thing.”
“You’re the cutest thing I ever did see. I really love your peaches, I wanna shake your tree.”
“Hey, hey, mama, said the way you move, gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove.”
Pick-up lines, aka ice-breakers, can either work because the lines are so dumb and cheesy that they make a girl laugh or fall totally flat because she thinks it’s an obnoxious approach.
It doesn’t matter if you made it up or you stole it from a popular song lyric like the ones above. Me, I think the lyrics in songs are the all-time cheesiest and sleaziest, but I think they worked for the guys in Led Zeppelin.
Most of the SCORE Girls we’ve talked to over the years say to not bother with pick-up lines and just be yourself.
Here’s another round of the worst pick-up-lines SCORE Girls say they’ve gotten. And after your check them out, check out a new set of Anjii Ross pix at SCORELAND.
Melissa Manning: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Morgan Page: "You remind me of my pinky toe 'cause I know one day I'm going to bang you on my coffee table."
Sadie Blooms: "Listen, I'm not good with pick-up lines so what pick-up line should I use to interest you?"
Anjii Ross: "Do you wash your clothes in Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants."
May 15, 2012 by Elliot James
Michelle May: would you throw a pick-up line at her and see if it stuck?
“I’m proud of my body,” says Michelle May, looking like her 38DDD top-shelf is about to split that sexy mini-dress (which also makes her long legs look extra legalicious).
I’m glad she’s proud of her body. If she wasn’t, she would never have shown every inch.
Five-foot-nine Michelle dresses more casually back home. “I like to wear short shorts, boy shorts, tank tops, cut-off shorts and destroyed denim. I wear a bra only sometimes.”
The funniest pickup line she’s ever heard was from one dude who said, “Baby, do you spray Windex on your clothes? Because I see myself inside them.”
That didn’t work because Michelle says, “When a guy tries to pick me up with corny pickup lines, I am turned off. Just be yourself and say what you mean.”
It’s possible the guy just wanted to wear Michelle’s outfit. His pitch was almost as bad as what Isis Haze said someone asked her: “Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.”
Pickup lines. The web is filled with guys selling their pickup techniques. Books. Tapes. Seminars. Does this stuff actually work? Has anyone taken these courses?
Okay, one second. I veered off-topic. Back to Michelle.
See Michelle’s pictorial today at SCORELAND. Michelle has modeled sporadically since 2009, but for someone who does it part-time, when she has the time, Michelle looks like she’s been modeling for a long time.
See you again, Michelle.
Today’s birthdays: Terry Nova and Yanine Diaz.
Yanine born May 15.
Today is Terry's B-Day.
July 13, 2010 by Elliot James
Because you can’t keep a bad pick-up line down for long…
SCORE Girls have heard every cheese-encrusted line in the big book of pick-up quips, much more than any average girl. Here’s a few more ’cause it can’t hurt any more than it already does. Bad beyond human understanding.
The pick-up game has become a cottage industry over the past decade. There’s no shortage of online pick-up gurus trying to sell guys their game for a few bucks. They go way beyond spouting a few opening lines. Today, it’s handled like a science. Worthy of a story in SCORE?
Danielle Derek (left): “Do you like magic? Because I have the magic wand.” Alexia Moore (right): "Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I’ll slam you all night.”
Lena Li: “Would you marry me?”
Brianna Costello: "I thought Very-Fine only came in a bottle."
Karen Fisher: “I may not be the best-looking guy here, but I’m the only guy talking to you.”
May 25, 2010 by Elliot James
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Puma Swede: “If I was a squirrel, I’d put my nuts in your hole.”
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Angel Gee: “Are you lost? Because it’s strange to see an angel so far from heaven.”
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Morgan Leigh: “Do you have a map? I’m lost in your eyes.”
Everybody wants to date a SCORE and Voluptuous model. They’re hit on a hundred more times than the average hottie. They’ve heard every line in the book. So they told us some of the things dudes say to them. Here’s a bunch of cheesy pick-up lines that guys have thrown their way. That’s some real stinky cheese!
July 29, 2009 by Elliot James
We’ve had a semi-regular section for several years in SCORE magazine called “The Absolute Worst Pick-up Lines Ever Told to SCORE Girls.” SCORE Girls are hit on a lot, so they hear a lot more of those cheesy pick-up lines than the average girl. When they come in for a shoot, we ask them if they can remember some of the worst zingers. Some don’t but some do. When they do, we write them down. These lines are so bad, they smell.
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Morgan Leigh: “Do you have a map? I’m lost in your eyes.”
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Puma Swede: “If I was a squirrel, I’d put my nuts in your hole.”
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Janet Jade: “Do you want me to rub your feet? Because you’ve run through my mind all night!”
That’s why we recommend that if you ever meet a SCORE model in the real world…a nightclub, an event, at an airport…just be yourself and dump the pick-up lines, the reverse-psychology insults and all the other pre-set scripts and comments that the pick-up gurus sell on the Net.
You might luck out.
