Tag Archive: Poland

Here’s Agnes Poulin. Thank you, Valory!

January 12, 2018 by Dave 10 Comments

Agnes’ top comes off today at SCORELAND! Photos and videos!

Today, I would like to thank Valory Irene, one of the finest SCORE Girls ever, for pointing another new, busty natural in our direction. The girl’s name is Agnes Poulin, and she’s from Poland, a country that doesn’t exactly turn out stick figures. Agnes debuts today at SCORELAND.

Agnes told us she decided to model for “adventure and fun.” She doesn’t speak much English, but that’s okay. She speaks the international language of big tits.

Here’s a clue to Agnes’ personality. We asked her what word or sentence best describes her that she’d like printed on a T-shirt, and she said, “Sweetheart or Candy Girl.”

I’d love some of that candy!


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Here’s the reason Vanessa Y. is wearing a bikini in a room covered by plastic sheets

July 24, 2016 by Elliot James 14 Comments

Voluptuous editor Dave wrote in the July ’16 Awards issue, “Last year, Vanessa finished second in the voting for Newcomer of the Year. This time, the Polish beauty took home Model of the Year, asserting her voluptuous beauty–meaning her huge tits and curvy body–and hairy pussy.”

Vanessa is back at SCORELAND today. It’s been months, and I’m happy to see her again.

Vanessa Y. is in a plastic-lined room because it gets really oily and slippery in there. When I saw this, I thought, “This is really cool.”

Fuzz fans will also be happy to see that Vanessa has let her hair down again and is once more in the bush league. And when it comes to real-deal spread-wide moves, Vanessa is all-in.

There’s a second bonus video of Vanessa naked and sliding around the oily room when her photographer breaks the news of her contest win. He held back on telling her until the shoot was over. The look on her face when she hears the news? Priceless.

Congratulations, Vanessa Y.

Vanessa Y. won V-mag Model of the Year. The competition was fierce.

Vanessa Y. meets a bottle of oil.

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It’s hands-on for Vanessa Y. in a new SCORELAND show

July 15, 2015 by Elliot James 10 Comments

Miss Vanessa Y. lies on the bed and says, “I want massage.”

It’s rub-a-dug-dug time for Vanessa as she gets a boob massage from disembodied hands working over her big, slick tits, fingers sinking into pliable breast flesh, turning Vanessa on so much that her own hands stray to her pussy. (No worries, she’s still got her furry muff that’s so popular, it deserves its own fan club.)

When the masseuse leaves after kneading those natural knockers, Vanessa takes her toy-friend and gives herself some TLC.

This is only the second time Vanessa has had someone else’s hands on her big whopping tits and statuesque body. The first was last year with Romanian royalty Joana, a woman who is Vanessa’s peer in many ways.

After that last show with Vanessa (“Hooked On Vanessa Y.”), there was some speculation about what the Polish top-popper would do the next time she returned. Now you know.

Get hands-on with Vanessa's natural tits.



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A few more words about beer, big boobs and babes

March 29, 2014 by Elliot James 4 Comments

SCORELAND just posted a new photo spread of the ever-popular Vanessa Y. from Poland. She’s dressed in a traditional beer maid’s costume.

Like a lot of European ladies, Vanessa likes a good glass of beer.

This got me to wondering if there is a tie-in to Vanessa’s recent boob growth spurt. She says her boobs began to get bigger after she quit smoking cigarettes. I did some reading and learned that beer is made from hops and hops contain phytoestrogens. Estrogen is a female hormone. That could also account for Vanessa’s recent breast expansion. Just a theory.

There’s also a new video of Vanessa. She’s not satisfied with the bras she’s trying on. I feel bad about that but enjoyed watching her struggle.

Here’s to beer and boobs.

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Vanessa’s busting out again

January 2, 2014 by Elliot James 8 Comments

Vanessa’s back with more boobage and less bush pie in a fresh set and video. Two things have contributed to the breast growth spurt. Vanessa stopped smoking cigarettes, which is good, and she’s eating a little more. She talks about her bigger big boobs in the video and about sex too. Vanessa’s English is very good. Much better than our Polish!

Vanessa, we salute you too.



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The tit stat map

June 24, 2013 by Elliot James 9 Comments

Sensual Jane does Romania proud.

The German newspaper Bild‘s “Atlas of cup sizes” map shows the average cup sizes around the Earth.

Most of the land mass that was the former U.S.S.R., plus Finland, Sweden and Norway seem to have the most women with a bra size bigger than a D-cup. I have a very difficult time believing that Finland, Sweden and Norway have the most girls with D+ boobs.

The U.S.A., Venezuela and Colombia have the most D-cups.

Australia, Brazil, Argentina, the United Kingdom, Poland, The Ukraine and Canada have C-cups.

Africa is half B and half A-cups.

China and Japan have A-cups.

Greenland is hopeless also with split A and B-cups.

The problem is there’s no the source for the data. Where’s this breast size info coming from? Is there some spy satellite orbiting the globe measuring women country by country?

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Hair ye, hair ye!

May 14, 2013 by Elliot James 9 Comments

Someone whose follicle forest had caused an unusually dense growth of commentary is back to either tickle your fancy or make your hair stand on end. The reaction ranged from adoration to wigging out. There was no middle ground. And it was all about bush. Bush gets all the blame.

Vanessa started a ruckus the first time she appeared at SCORELAND. She didn’t muff that debut. Now she’s back. Leave it to beaver.

In this time of baldies that have been shaved, waxed, creamed, No-no’ed or depilated in some way, a bearded clam really makes a hairum-scarum impression. Ironically, there were lots of girls like Vanessa in ’70s and ’80s men’s mags. Today, you can’t see the forest for the trees.

Starts tomorrow! Hairs lookin’ at you, Vanessa.

You did ask for a part in the middle.


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Hair’s the thing about Vanessa

January 8, 2013 by Elliot James 13 Comments

Hairs to Vanessa.

A dense growth of hair hides the thick pussy lips of our Polish lady friend Vanessa, but her dancing fingers can always find her sweet spot through the forest of follicles.

Our photographer in Eastern Europe dared to brave the bush to capture Vanessa in all of her muffinesque magnificence. It’s a jungle of hair pie out there.

Waxing, shaving, depilating, cutting and trimming…these are rare events in Vanessa’s routine. Leave it to beaver.

Some girls have the habit of twirling their hair. Vanessa twirls her pubic hair.

No No-No hair removal system for Vanessa. She prefers her wedge carpet. Love it or leave it. At least you know the carpet matches the drapes. And she does shave under her arms.

Vanessa’s pictorial and video at SCORELAND have generated a lot of comments, not to mention a war of words.  The comment board is lively today. Check out the video clip by clicking on her name.

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