If you were fucking Kerry Marie, would you be okay with it if she suddenly let loose with, "Oh, fuck my big tits! Slam your cock in my dirty whore cunt"? Or would you just be happy that you're fucking Kerry and you wouldn't give a fuck what she said?
The poll currently running at SCORELAND asks, “Who does the best dirty (or erotic) talking out of this list?” The choices are Christy Marks, Crystal Gunns, Eva Notty, Kelly Christiansen, Kerry Marie and Stephanie Stalls.
This is an interesting list that Elliot has compiled. I have to admit, I normally don’t think of nasty fuck talk when I think about Kerry Marie and Kelly Christiansen, but Elliot did add the “erotic” disclaimer. A lot of other girls could have gone on this list, but Elliot wasn’t try to publish a phone book. Several months ago, I pointed out that Gya Roberts said, “I want you to fuck me on the floor like naughty, wild animals. I want all the neighbors to hear us, baby. I’m going to suck your cock so bad. I’m going to suck it with my mouth on it and then put it between my breasts.” Pretty good stuff. And Sonja Haze, an XLGirls.com newcomer, followed up a torrent of “fucks” with, “Oh, fuck my dirty whore pussy!” As sex talk goes, it doesn’t get much nastier than that.
Elizabeth Starr can also unleash the fuck talk, throwing out the filthy words almost non-stop in a XXX video that’s airing at SCORELAND. “Oh, fuck that pussy! Oh, now you’re trying to play with my asshole, aren’t you? You know how to fuck that pussy, don’t you? Fuck that pussy! Hold that ass!”
Damn fine stuff.
Some guys like the “lady in the boardroom, whore in the bedroom” thing. I kinda go for the “whore in the boardroom, whore in the bedroom” thing, but that’s a matter of personal taste. I do like it when a girl who seems shy and demure starts screaming the “F” and “C” (cock, cunt, cum) words like an out-of-control slut. It’s so unexpected.
So, here are my questions for you:
1. Who are your all-time greatest fuck-talkers among SCORE Girls?
2. Do you like when a woman keeps it kind of demure, like, “Oh, fuck my pussy!” or do you like it when she goes all out, as in, “Oh, fuck my dirty whore cunt!”?
3. When you’re having sex in your personal life, do you like when your partner unleashes the fuck talk? If your wife or girlfriend or whatever said, “Slide your big, greasy rod in my needy cunt,” would that turn you on or get you soft? Or does it depend on the situation?
Of course, I ask these questions for research purposes only, but I kindly ask that you answer them…you dirty, sleazy, fuckin’ Blog readers!
NOTE FROM ELLIOT: I apologize for hijacking Dave’s Blog but I have to include a SCOREVideos link to a girl I am convinced has one of the dirtiest mouths of any SCORE model of the last ten years, Dolly, a very underrated brunette from the northeast . Listen to the filth Dolly says in these two clips. Sheer poetry. Pure magic. Total enchantment. The torrent of dirty words is non-stop in the video she did for us. It was a very long video, almost 40 minutes, and she doesn’t stop the fuck talk for a second. The quality of Dolly’s voice is very sexy too. I’d have chosen different clips myself for this sampling but you’ll get the idea. Here’s the link.
Then there’s Dolly Delight, the Brit blonde who recently traveled with the SCORE peeps to Montego Bay, Jamaica. She’s got her nasty rap down very nicely too, in an English accent. Props to her also. I love potty mouthed girls. Click here for this Dolly.
It is impossible to show a photo of a girl smothering a guy's face with her tits without showing his face. Or at least the part of it that's not smothered, in this case by Destiny Rose.
Few debates are more contentious around these parts than the one over whether we should show a guy’s face in XXX pictorials and videos…and, if we do, how often. You know, there used to be a time in XXX videos when the camera would cut to the guy’s face all the time, which could get kind of frustrating when you were just about to shoot your load, couldn’t hold back and suddenly saw the guy’s face filling the screen. This doesn’t happen anymore–at least not in SCORE Group scenes–but totally eliminating the guy from a XXX scene is just about impossible. I mean, somebody has to be fucking the girl, right?
Anyway, we recently asked, “Should we show the guys’ faces in XXX pictorials?” And your answers were:
Who cares? 28%
Only when the guy is eating pussy or sucking tits, or maybe if the girl is sitting on his face. 24%
No, never. 22%
Yes. Two people are having sex, and I want to see both of them. 14%
Yes, but we don’t need to see the guy’s face when he’s cumming. 11%
So about half of you are in favor of seeing the guy sometimes, another quarter don’t want to see him ever and 28% just don’t give a shit.
Which means we’re right back where we started.
Here are more results from recent Blog polls:
Have you ever written a letter or email to an adult magazine or website?
No, but I might one day. 40%
Yes, several times. 24%
No, and I never would. 19%
Yes, but only once. 17%
GGB three-ways are very popular with Blog readers. This one with Eva Notty and Sarah Satori goes live this week at SCORELAND (photos and video).
What’s the hottest sex position to see a big-boobed girl in?
Cowgirl 28%
Doggie 26%
Reverse cowgirl 24%
Missionary 13%
Piledriver 3%
Sideways (spoon) 6%
What is your favorite piece of warm-weather clothing for a busty girl to wear in public?
Bikini top 42%
Tank top 20%
Tube top 16%
Halter top 11%
T-shirt 10%
Of the following types of XXX scenes, which is your favorite?
The best headphones. Karen and Kelly's soft, warm earmuffs. Now that's what I call stereophonic.
One of our recent SCORELAND surveys asked about members’ listening habits when watching videos. I use headphones, a habit from living in apartments with thin walls. I live in a house now with much more privacy, but I still rarely turn the computer’s speakers on.
So here’s how they do it.
30% keep the audio volume at the same level you’d use for watching Hawaii 5-0 on television. So if you have thin walls, your neighbors may think you have a sex life that rivals Tiger Woods’.
37% keep the volume low. Problem with that method is missing some important piece of dialog, such as Daylene Rio saying, “I’m gonna suck this cock now.” (Yes, it is important.)
27% wear headphones. Best option if you have roommates or a spouse who doesn’t want to hear moaning and groaning, the sounds of boobs slapping together or Summer Sinn yelling, “Cum on my tits!”
5% watch without audio. This method loses points for not being able to hear the girls’ voices. Unless you believe that women should be seen and not heard. Also, it’s not a good choice when you watch an interview.
We have added sub-titles for non-English speaking models, such as Romina Lopez. But I think we’re a ways from closed captioning. Besides, the captions could block the girls’ tits or pussies.
The diversity of opinions in the world of SCORE and Voluptuous never ceases to impress me. Some of the feedback we get is incredibly detailed. Even though we can’t possibly fulfill every wish, I still appreciate the interest and the motivation of the guys and gals who take the time to connect, especially these days when so much competes for our attention on a daily basis. I mean, I have a satellite TV subscription to a zillion channels and a subscription to a newspaper and several mags and I never mail these people any comments, opinions or feedback even though I’ve thought about it.
One of the bigger topics over the years that’s still going strong here is the bare feet vs heels issue. One of our regulars who calls himself “The Feetosopher” lives in Italy and is a prolific DVD buyer. He’s into bare feet and big tits. This is one of his more recent letters from the “Scorecard” reader forum in SCORELAND. He knows what he likes and even takes a statistical approach to the subject.
Melissa Mandlikova: she has nice buns, not bunions.
“Out of 106 full layouts you featured in 13 issues of Voluptuous in 2009, just 6 (I mean SIX!) included at least one (but often just one) picture in which the model’s bare feet were fully visible. This is less than 6% of the total number of layouts versus 20-30% in the 1997-2003 period even in the darkest period (2004-2008) you had never dipped below 9% of the total number of layouts. According to the poll you ran on SCORELAND, 23% of respondents like both boobs and feet in the layouts, and an additional 25% likes a mix (some boob-only layouts, some boob-and-feet layouts), it is quite apparent that you systematically disappoint at least 23% of them.”
The counterpointers have written that foot fans should stick to Leg Sex if they love feet that much. But The Feetosopher is a guy who likes to see the shoeless feet of busty girls, not only the feet of the more slinky, less curvy girls. I can relate because I like feet a lot myself although I’m a boob fan first. (I look at boobs first, feet and legs second, face third, ass fourth.) It’s just a fact that when a photographer is shooting a layout of a big-boobed girl, he’s got to think about her chest and often get close-up, not focus on her feet whether she is wearing shoes or not, and that means that a good portion of her legs and feet are not going to be in the picture. Otherwise, every photo would be a full-body shot.
My sole opinion about shoes is that if the model is going to wear her shoes throughout a layout and never kick them off, the shoes gotta be high, wild-looking and show a lot of toe cleavage. That’s why the girls wear what they wear at clubs. Sally Secretary shoes and low heels don’t cut it at all for me in a men’s mag pictorial or video. If that makes me an arch heel, so be it. I think we’ll still be dragging our feet about this topic ten years from now. Maybe one day, there will be a happy medium. Unless the boot crowd gains greater support. And we still have the ass, bush and pussy crowd to negotiate with.
F.C. gets the final word today: “Even if a man does not have a foot fetish, we like to see a woman’s feet. Feet are as expressive as hands, especially in the hardcore layouts and video. According to some American marketing research I read, six out of every ten men pay attention to women’s feet when we see an attractive girl in the street, and we like kissing and sucking our lover’s toes when we are having sex. You’ll notice some of your competitors go well out of their way to show the models’ feet. Yes, I know I can always buy your fine Leg Sex mags and DVD’s and I do own a few of them. But why do I have to choose between skinny-ass/small-titted babes in Leg Sex stuff or beautiful girls with big gazongas but no feet? Why can’t I have both big tits and feet?”
When you think of Terry Nova, feet don't come to mind.
Who will win SCORE and V-Mag Newcomer of the Year?
Four of the contestants in the SCORE and Voluptuous Model contests have their mid-air boobs frozen through the miracle of nip/tit motion. Now that’s a strong bed. Don’t forget to vote before the SCORELANDpolls close on December 31. Jenna, Arianna, Karla and Taylor are all in the running in BOTH Newcomer contests. They all deserve to win. Good luck, girls.
And, just as obviously, in this photo, Anna Kay is thinking about you.
Obviously, in this photo, Nadia Night is looking at you.
The poll that had been running for the past three weeks on the Blog asked, “In XXX photo sets and videos, do you want the model to look at the camera?” The No. 1 answer: “Yes, always” with 44%, followed by “Occasionally” with 35%. The remaining 21% were split just about evenly between “Only when she’s giving a blow job,” “Only when she’s fucking” and “No, never.”
This was posed as a simple yes or no question in the members area of SCORELAND, and 63% said yes, 16% said no and 21% said they didn’t have a preference either way. Elliot James discussed this issue in a recent Blog, so we don’t have to analyze it once again. I know that I like when a model looks at the camera when she’s sucking cock or fucking, not because I think she’s looking at me but because I always interpret her eyes-wide-open as either 1. “I’m totally unabashed about this” or 2. “Can you believe I’m doing this?” I knon, there’s a thin line between those two interpretations, but they both work for me.
For me, the most interesting thing about the poll results is the 44% who answered occasionally. Okay, when? Does occasionally mean more often than not or less often than more?
I ask these questions because feedback is the only way for us to give you what you want. If it was up to me, the girls would have their eyes open all the time and would be saying hello to all their friends and family back home. But, as I pointed out once before, it’s not all about me.
Oh, and one more thing. Make that two more things: XXX photos: Eyes open or shut? XXX videos: Eyes open or shut?
The polls continue to get a lot of action on the Blog, and, as usual, they reveal a lot about Blog readers. Let’s start from the top with the poll currently running:
"Look at me when you're fucking, Kali!"
In XXX photo sets and videos, do you want the model to look at the camera? “Yes, always” is leading with 46%, but occasionally is not far behind at 35%. Only 8% prefer to be totally voyeuristic, answering, “No, never.”
And the rest of the polls that have run since the last time we published a Blog poll roundup:
Would you ever ask your girlfriend or wife to get her breasts enlarged? A majority, 57%, said, “No. I love her just the way she is,” which is very sweet. Very nice. But I want to hear from the 13% who said, “Yes, I asked, and she did it.”
Anna Loren posed for SCORELAND. Her sister, Autumn, posed for NaughtyMag.com. Have you ever had sex with two sisters? Not surprisingly, a majority said, “No, but I’d like to,” but do you want to know who I want to hear from? The 12% who said, “Yes, and at the same time!” and the 15% who said, “Yes, but not at the same time.” And I definitely want to hear from the 9% who said, “Two sisters? Make that three sisters!” Really! At the same time? How’d that come about? Details, please!
"Thank you for signing this bra, Cindy. Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to shoot my load into it."
If you won your favorite big-boobed model’s bra in a contest, what would you do with it? No majority decision here, but 36% said they’d find a girl who could fit into it. Another 24% said, “Frame it and hang it prominently” while only 23% said, “Use it either to jack or as a cum receptacle,” which is what I’d do with it, TMI.
Which is your favorite way to see a busty girl modeling her tits? The winner: “Standing, boobs hanging freely” with 32%. That’s really getting back to basics; in a photo like that, a girl really shows what she’s packing.
"Please, stop, Taylor! That dildo is making me jealous!"
You’re with your favorite SCORE or Voluptuous Girl. You can either fuck her or have a conversation with her, but not both. Which would it be? Not surprisingly, 58% said they’d fuck her and only 12% said they’d talk to her? And what did the other 30% say? “This is the stupidest poll I’ve ever seen!”Maybe so, but it got a very good response.
Who is your favorite “Treasure Chests of the D.R.” girl? This was about a special we ran earlier in the year featuring Kristina Milan, Miosotis and Vanessa Del, all bra-busting naturals from the Dominican Republic. Kristina Milan, a milker, got the win with 50%.
Do you like to see big-titted girls using dildos in still photos? Yeah, you do, according to 49% while 26% said, “Toy or no toy, it doesn’t make a difference.”
Lapdancing in the United Kingdom is relatively new, at least compared to the USA. A recent study by Dr. Teela Sanders and Kate Hardy from the University of Leeds found that one in four British dancers have a college degree while 14% are using strip clubs to finance their undergraduate education. I love these studies. They uncover so much pure data.
Hardy and Sanders say the 300 dancers they quizzed reported high levels of job satisfaction, the majority listing flexibility as the main attraction of working in a strip club. Dr. Sanders cites the “endless supply of women” becoming strippers. “These women are incredibly body confident. I think there is something of a generational cultural difference. These young women do not buy the line that they are being exploited because they are the ones making the money out of a three-minute dance and a bit of a chat.”
Hardy and Sanders did call for better government regulation to improve dancers’ safety, like banning private rooms to reduce the danger to dancers from shady customers. Unemployed college graduates who couldn’t find jobs with their degrees in the lousy economy made up a large percentage of the dancers they surveyed. (I don’t think the recession has increased the ranks of big-boobed girls in modeling.)
So support higher education. Buy a lap dance this week. Because a behind is a terrible thing to waste.
And if you see a SCORE-sized pair of knockers on a dancer, please tell her about the BeASCOREModel scholarship program.
Just in case you didn't know, we have a whole gallery of bra specials posted inside SCORELAND. Linsey is the subject of one of them. But then again, there's a whole treasure chest of stuff at SCORELAND that you might not know about unless you dig deep.
It has been a while since we’ve checked out the SCORELAND Blog poll results, which is a shame because some of the results have been pretty interesting. For example, we asked, “If you won your favorite big-boobed model’s bra in a contest, what would you do with it?” The No. 1 answer? “Find a girl who can fit into it” with 36%. “Frame it” got 24% while “Use it either to jack or as a cum receptacle” (which is what I’d do with it) got 22%.
Amusingly, four-percent said, “Show it to your friends as ‘proof’ that you fucked the girl.” Which, to me, is weird because 1.) I don’t care who knows or thinks I fucked who, as long as I fucked; and 2.) I’m not sure that just having a girl’s bra is proof that you fucked her.
No props, no gimmicks. Karla James, standing, allows us to access her goods.
“Find a girl who can fit into it.” Okay. Fine. But are you going to walk around with the bra and have girls try it on? I’m not sure that would work…but if you do find a girl who can fit into a SCORE Girl’s bra, please send her our way. We pay generous finder’s fees.
Another poll question: “Which is your favorite way to see a busty girl modeling her tits?”
Standing, boobs hanging freely: 32%
On her hands and knees, boobs hanging: 19%
On her back, boobs splaying: 5%
On her back, pushing tits together for a tit-fuck: 15%
Sucking on one or both of her own boobs: 14%
Standing, bunching up her boobs: 15%
No surprise here: We’ve known for a while (from your comments) that you want an unobstructed view of the girl so you can assess her body. But is that your favorite jacking position, too?
I've had many conversations with Cherry Brady. Now I want to have sex with her.
Survey sez…dildos still rule! I think I've already established a thousand times that Morgan Leigh is great with a dildo, but a little reminder never hurts.
One of my favorite poll questions: “You’re with your favorite SCORE or Voluptuous Girl. You can either fuck her or have a conversation with her, but not both. Which would it be?”
Fuck her: 58%
Talk to her: 12%
This is the stupidest poll I’ve ever seen: 31%
Okay, so maybe this is the stupidest poll question ever, but obviously, it’s not that stupid because 12% of you would talk to her. While looking down her shirt, I assume. I’d fuck her, but then again, I talk to them all the time.
And, finally, perhaps our most controversial poll question ever, “Do you like to see big-titted girls using dildos in still photos?”And the surprising answer: 49% said yes and only 25% said no (with 26% saying it doesn’t make a difference). So, clearly, the anti-dildo crowd that we’ve been hearing from is a very vocal minority.
A while ago, we received an email from a regular who wanted to see more feet in the pictures, specifically bare feet. His email was gigantic, so I’ll give you the Cliff Notes version: “I go nuts for your gorgeous, big-titted, all-natural models, but I also want to admire their bare feet in all their glory. I am not asking for weird stuff like bondage or peeing. I am not asking for more preggers or hirsute models, who always cause raging debates. I am not even asking to get rid of all the shoes, sneakers, socks, hoses which you (or your readers, or both) seem to adore. I am just asking you to not despise so systematically a beautiful part of every model’s body, which is so readily available: her feet, bare as they come in many real-life situations.”
Does this change your opinion of the photo?
We actually did a poll on SCORELAND about this issue, and the feet were defeated. Only 23% said they like to see both boobs and feet while 52% said feet are unimportant in big-boob photography. The remaining 25% like a mix of both. Personally, I like to see a model’s feet in the shot but I prefer seeing them wearing heels. (Stripper shoes are the best in my book.) When I’m outside and looking at girls, first I look at their chests, then I look at their feet. But I have to admit, that poll carried a lot of weight with me. The majority are just not into de feet.
