Tag Archive: pool

This girl used to be shy. She’s not anymore…not with them pumpkins!

April 1, 2017 by Dave 4 Comments

Princess Pumpkins busts out of that bikini today at SCORELAND.

Apparently, I had this conversation with Princess Pumpkins. The proof is the “Tit Chat” video at SCORELAND, in which I supposedly interviewed Princess. I’m sure it happened, but I have absolutely no memory of anything she said because I was so busy staring at her rack. Guys, I’m talking a 1990s SCORE Boob Cruise rack. So, when I transcribed the following exchange, it was as if I was hearing it for the first time.

SCORELAND: When you were in high school, were you in plays and shows? Were you the outgoing girl?

Princess: No, actually I wasn’t. The only outgoing thing I did in high school was take a CNA training course.

SCORELAND: CNA?

Princess: Certified nursing assistant.

SCORELAND: Another nurse! We get so many busty nurses!

Princess: At least we can take care of you!

SCORELAND: Oh, yeah, you can do that. Were you shy?

Princess: I was very shy. I learned as I got older that I had severe social anxiety, which is why I was really awkward. I was really shy in high school, but that’s completely gone now.

Princess is not shy today at SCORELAND. She destroys a tiny bikini and plays with her giant tits and hairy pussy poolside. Photos and video. Unforgettable.

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You are looking at SCORELAND members’ most-requested pose

March 15, 2017 by Dave 4 Comments

All Katie, nothing but Katie.

Head-to-toe.

Totally nude.

Standing and facing forward.

Not, “Spread her pussy.” Not, “Have her sucking her tits.” Not, “Glaze her tits.”

Nude. Standing. Head-to-toe.

Very simple. In fact, I’m sure a lot of guys wouldn’t have minded if Katie had taken her shoes off for this shot.

Do guys jack to this photo? Some do. But there’s something else going on: Guys want to see what the girl looks like. They want to see who they’re jacking to.

Sometimes, we can be very basic creatures, and I mean that in a good way.

 

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A Blog reader asked for a posting about Marie Lambo. Will this do?

June 15, 2016 by Dave 18 Comments

A picture speaks louder than words with Marie.

There’s more of Marie inside SCORELAND.

Today: New Dolly Fox.

Thursday: Sheridan Love poolside in a bikini.

Friday: Natural newcomer Suzie fucks.

By the way, if you think jacking to Marie’s Blog photo is fun, jacking to her photos in SCORELAND is much better. The girl has a really nice pussy and she loves to show it.

 

 

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Everybody in the pool! Happy unofficial first day of summer

May 30, 2016 by Dave 4 Comments

Make a splash with Janet Jade.

Problem is, if everybody tried to dive into this little pool with Janet Jade, there’d be serious havoc. But there’s always havoc when Janet is flashing her huge naturals.

I have to admit to a little bias here. Janet is one of my favorite models ever. She’s definitely in my top 10, maybe my top five, and I’m not just talking naturals.

Anyway, have a great holiday weekend. Memorial Day Weekend marks the unofficial start of summer in the U.S. That means girls with big tits can officially start wearing bikinis, white tank tops and other cleavage-revealing outfits without getting arrested by the fashion police.

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Alexya re-defines “double dipping”

April 29, 2016 by Dave 3 Comments

Double-dipping, no flipping

There was a famous episode of Seinfeld in which George went to a party–or maybe it was a funeral–and was accused of double-dipping: sticking his potato chip in the dip, taking a bite then dipping the same chip into the dip again.

Would anyone object if 2015 Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year Alexya double-dipped her big hangers into that pool?

This is one of my favorite photos ever. I used to think Nicole Peters had the greatest hangers ever, but Alexya is right up there with her. Or down with her. You know, hanging down.

Alexya returns to SCORELAND today with photos and a video. She starts out wearing a one-piece bathing suit, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a girl look so good in a one-piece. Or, come to think of it, out of one.

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There are weekends at SCORELAND and then there are WEEKENDS at SCORELAND. This is a WEEKEND

April 16, 2016 by Dave 13 Comments

Lila's tits are so heavy, I'm surprised they're not sinking.

Saturday at SCORELAND, newcomer Lila Payne packs her JJ-cup naturals into a granny bathing suit and makes it look better than any dental floss monokini I’ve ever seen. A reader recently wrote, “Please show the girls in tight T-shirts, huge bras that fit them, bathing suits that are the right size and not ridiculous postage stamp bikinis. It is not necessary with your goddesses to outfit them in ridiculously ill-fitting, tiny outfits in order to make them seem bigger.” That’s the kind of bathing suit Lila is wearing in this photo set and video.

Ring them Bells.

Sunday, super-packed, super-stacked natural Micky Bells does housework. This reminds me of the scene a long time ago when Diane Poppos was videotaped by her then-husband while doing housework.

Shine your knob while Micky shines a mirror.

Dive into Lila’s plush cleavage.

Watch a basketball playoff game. Jack during timeouts. Watch a soccer game. Jack while waiting for someone to score a goal. Watch a baseball game. Jack between innings.

This WEEKEND, Micky and Lila are here to make you happy even if your favorite team loses.

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This weekend at SCORELAND: Katie and Danniella, and a new episode of SCOREtv

December 18, 2015 by Dave 6 Comments

The view from below of Danni (left) and Katie.

“I love Katie’s big boobs,” Danniella Levy said.

“Danni’s body is perfect,” Katie Thornton said.

When British birds Katie and Danniella visited the SCORE studio last month, we couldn’t resist the opportunity to take them to the pool for an outdoor girl-girl shoot.

And that shoot goes live today at SCORELAND. Photos and videos. Katie and Danniella had never met until we brought them together, but they became fast friends.

It’s Danniella’s weekend at SCORELAND. A new SCOREtv goes live Sunday, and Danniella’s one of the stars. This all-big-boobs edition also features Allie Pearson, Claudia Marie, Kate Marie and newcomer Holly Wood (officially debuting this Tuesday). Allie demonstrates how much stuff she can fit in her cleavage (a lot!). Kate demonstrates her tit-fucking technique. Holly takes us behind the scenes at the famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Nevada. And Claudia’s her usual vivacious self. I sit there and gawk.

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Danniella meets Katie. Katie meets Danniella. SCORELANDers, meet Danniella & Katie

November 17, 2015 by Dave 14 Comments

Danniella (left) and Katie became fast friends.

To say Katie Thornton and Danniella Levy got along famously when they met for the first time in Miami last week could be the understatement of the century.

Katie loved Danniella. Danniella, a newcomer to SCORELAND (she’ll debut December 3), loved Katie. They’re both from the UK. They both have huge tits. They enjoyed playing with each other.

We took them to the pool. I mean, isn’t that what you do with babes like these?

You’ll actually have the chance to see some video outtakes from this shoot when SCOREtv Episode 3 goes live this Sunday. Also featured: Sheridan Love, Allie Pearson and Claudia Kealoha.

It has come to my attention that winter weather has arrived in many parts of the world. This oughta warm you up.

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