Today at SCORELAND, Patty Michova will doublehandedly wipe out two hardy men.
Patty has really shown a skill set for threesomes. This is her second triple play.
European SCORE Girls have a talent for doubleheaders. Sharon Pink, Krystal Swift, Angel Wicky and Sirale have all gone for two in recent months, and Vicky Soleil has a doubleplay upcoming.
But no one should ever count out the Americans. They still take the lead. Kitana Flores, Stephanie Stalls, Brittany O’Neil, Amber Bach, Sabrina Lynn, Sabina Leigh, Rachel Love, Camille Morgan and Claudia Kealoha have all worn out their tag-teams.
What do you favor, if any? A two guys-one girl threesome or a two girls-one guy session like the famous Daylene Rio-Sara Jay bounce-fest?
Patty goes wild on the bar, on the bar stools and on the floor.
This is the first time Sirale has played hot stripper. The brunette curvette spins around the cold steel tube like she’s been doing it for a long time. Sirale can work it and she’s got moves. Her audience of two want to give Sirale and her big boobs something hard also. Tune into SCORELAND and turn on to Sirale.
Amber Bach is a big-titted secret agent for a rival company, and she’s doing very bad things.
Everyone is too busy gawking at the SCORE blonde’s big boobs, tight butt and sexy legs to observe any suspicious behavior. She’s quite smooth.
That’s part of the trick-bag that female spies have been doing for generations.
After downloading secret files, Amber gets caught by the company’s exec. She forgot that eye in the sky. Now Amber’s in a heap o’ trouble and will have to fuck her way out. See it now at SCORELAND.
Amber tried to hide the flash drive between her big boobs.
Men aren't the only ones who eat pussy. Here, Charlee Chase goes down on Sheridan Love.
According to the most-recent batch of SCORELAND Blog polls, you:
• Like watching girls having their pussies eaten
• Don’t like tattoos. Shocker.
• Don’t care about the size of the guy’s cock in a XXX scene.
• Watch SCORELAND on your desktop computer.
Women around the world will be happy to learn that 84% of Blog readers like watching a girl having her pussy eaten. I’m going to assume that most, if not all, of those 84% also like eating pussy. I base that on the fact that nobody enjoys watching golf unless they also enjoy playing it.
As for the tattoos question, only 54% of you are firmly against them. A surprising 37% don’t mind them. I like a well-placed tattoo. The tit-too is excellent, as is the pussy tat.
I am a very big fan of Donita Dunes' pussy tattoo. I also approve of Sabrina Linn's.
On the cock question, 44% don’t care about the size of the guy’s cock in a hardcore scene. I think those 44% would change their minds if all porn studs had three-inch dicks. Twenty-nine percent want the stud to have a monster cock. But the voters I’m interested in are the 2% who said, “He should be smaller than me.” Is that because you’re hung like a horse or not hung at all?
And, finally, 52% of you are watching porn on your desktop computer. Only 3% are watching on your smart phone. I’m very happy to hear that. Why would you want to see big-titted babes on a tiny screen? Doesn’t it defeat the purpose.
The current poll deals with scenarios. Elliot voted for big-boobed nurse. I voted for big-boobed stripper. What’s your fantasy?
I just read that the last porn theater in Baltimore, Maryland, the Apex theater, closed after 40 years of running porn movies. That’s sad as the grindhouse theater experience of watching porn is something that should be tried at least once. Sure, things are easy now and taken for granted. No longer do you have to travel to a cavernous theater smelling of disinfectant, pay at the box office and be careful in choosing your seat amongst a smattering of strangers while giant images of copulating couples flash on the screen and their moans echo through giant speakers.
Now you can simply sit in your boxers at your computer (at home and hopefully not at work, unless you’re the owner) and the world of tits, ass and sex comes to you, no fuss, no muss. The clock for the demise of the porn theaters began to run down in the late ’70s when Sony’s BetaMax tapes were released. And who were the first to put their movies on tape? Not the big studios, afraid of losing box office revenue. It was the pornographers, pioneers like Arthur Morowitz who founded the now-defunct Video Shack chain of retail stores in Manhattan, itself a victim of newer technology, the internet.
I bring up this piece of adult movie history because tomorrow’s SCORELAND scene “Patty & the Painter” starring sexy slim & stacked newcomer Patty Michova is straight out of an old-school ’70s porn smoker as Patty decides to paint her house and goes over color schemes with the horny house painter. It could have been the plumber, the TV repairman, the gardener or the delivery guy. (Lisa Lipps popped a painter in 2002.) Sometimes the old ways are the best.
Estimated time of job completion: never. The only deposit Patty will be getting back will be…well, you know how that goes. Roll the clip!
"Helping big-boobed ladies choose paint colors gets me hard."
News flash: Fans of Cameron Skye can welcome this pretty blonde back to SCORELAND today in a fresh pictorial and video. Welcome back, Cameron! Click here for a preview!
A nice, quiet afternoon at his favorite strip club watering hole was what this man wanted. The place was empty except for a new girl he’d never seen before. She said her name was Patty Michova and she had just started dancing.
Image stabilizers and steady-cams were invented for cameras so that men with shaking, trembling hands would be able to photograph girls like Siri without ruining the shot.
The perfect combo of beauty, boobs, body and brain, Siri is back at SCORE this weekend in a fresh boff-bash at SCOREVideos.com.
From the dress that requires adult supervision to the suckin’ and smashin’ and smooshin’, this is, in my opinion, Siri’s horniest SCORE video.
Dave thinks Hitomi will win Newcomer of the Year. I think Siri will win. (There is such a thing as a free lunch because we have a bet riding on this, and the loser pays.)
Siri has it all, does it all and puts it all out there. She’s invigorated the year at SCORE and V-mag. There are two weeks left before the SCORE voting ends, and it’s looking like a two-girl race. A month later, the V-mag voting wraps.
Tomorrow at SCOREVideos.com, you will see a new babe who seemingly popped out of a genie’s bottle and into one of the beds in the SCORE studio. I first found out about Holly Claus from a local photographer who takes pictures of dancers on stage in the clubs here in South Florida. Holly is from Key West. We’re almost neighbors. Where’s she been all this time? Well, better late than never.
Holly went on-line, saw SCOREModelsWanted.com and applied. Boom boom! No fuss, no muss. I wish it was always this easy.
What you will see: ass play, face-fucking, deep-throating, tit-fucking, pussy-pounding, ass-fucking, facializing and cum eating.
In other words, no-holes-barred filthy fuckin’ porn, the old-school way. Prepare to fall in love.
Holly has four rings by her pussy, two on either side of her labia, and she has a barbell through her clit hood. Yet she has no tats anywhere, not even the usual tribal band on the ankle or upper arm. No nipple or tongue piercings either.
Holly likes younger guys. “Young guys are very well boned-up on Internet porn. They know exactly what they are doing,” says Holly, who definitely knows what she’s doing.
Let’s face it, Black Friday is a time for lines and lines and lines and more lines at any of your favorite local stores.
Do you want to get stuck behind Captain Complainerpants who is going to talk your ear off for an hour about how long the line you’re both standing in is?
Do you want to be trapped in front of Stressed-Out Mommy whose annoying brat keeps kicking you?
Do you want to argue with someone over the last item in the whole store?
Do you want to almost get trampled by determined shoppers who slept outside the store in order to get those really good deals?
If you are into that kind of thing, stop reading right now and please, enjoy the rest of your day filled with standing around and other non-enjoyable shopping shenanigans.
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