Tag Archive: Rene Ross

Ultra bounce!

March 26, 2012 by Elliot James

Caught in mid-takeoff.

Over the weekend, I was watching some of YouTube’s live feed of Miami’s Ultra Music Festival. This annual gathering of electronic music fans and DJs draws a couple of hundred thousand people. Basically, a DJ on stage plays music to a crowd that bounces up and down all day in 80-degree heat. And then again at night, when all the phosphorescent lights and rave toys come out. Watching it was okay for about 20 minutes and then I get bored. (It’s really the kind of event that a person has to attend in person, not watch on a screen.)

It seems to me that the entire scene is wrong. The girls should be topless and bouncing up and down in the crowds, not the guys. This bothers me. Our society has it backwards. (These male-chauvinist laws need to be changed.) Anyway, I did spot quite a few good-looking girls packing out their bikini or tank tops and bobbing very nicely while they made those wavy arm and hand gestures they make during these things.

Achieving lift-off velocity.

Why do I bring this up?

Because a big-boobed girl bouncing up and down is one of the greatest things in the world, and one of my favorite things to see, next to her walking, jogging, go-go dancing, playing with a hula-hoop and exercising with one of those Shake-Weights. Give me the simple stuff, good clean fun, and I’m happy. I’m a simple kind of guy.

So today, bouncing boobs is our topic.

I can never get enough of it. And it’s a good educational tool at SCORELAND for demonstrating a physical law.

What goes up, must come down, unless there’s enough velocity to escape the pull of gravity.

And happy birthday week to Angel Gee (March 25), Connie Kline (March 29), Rebecca Love (March 30), Camille Morgan (March 30), Brittany O’Neil (March 31) and Sarah Sunshine (April 1).

 

Girls holding their magazines, part deux

January 3, 2010 by Elliot James
Back in Germany Annina, Annina held her first SCORE mag, May '08.

Back in Cologne, Germany, Annina held her first SCORE mag, May '08.

When I did the first “Girls holding magazines” BLOG article, Jack commented: “I agree that having a model hold up her SCORE pictorial brings everything full circle. Interesting to see that each model is smiling and proudly displaying her pictorial. I believe this brings back the human element and establishes the sense of realism. I hope you keep doing this practice. Just call me old school.”

Down under, Angela White holds Voluptuous down under.

Down under, Angela White holds Voluptuous down under.

Emily Cartwright in Preston, England with Oct. 08 V-Mag.

Emily Cartwright in Preston, England with Oct. '08 V-Mag.

For this blog, we go full circle, to use Jack’s term, with another collection of SCORELAND babes holding up their stuff with a look in their eyes that says, “I did that!”

I have to say that I’d rather see the girls in this kind of picture wearing a sexy, low-cut top or dress rather than naked. I know that sounds crazy. Yet there’s something really beyond words about a photo of a naked woman, like Brittany O’Neil here, happily holding up a magazine with a picture of her with a cock thrusting inside her from the movie SCORE Xtra #10. She looks proud. And I’m happy she’s proud.

Who holds the record for the most photos of holding up stuff?

Brittany O'Neil at SCORE with May '04 SCORE.

Brittany O'Neil at SCORE with May '04 SCORE.

Renee in the SCORE Studio.

Renee in the SCORE Studio.

It’s probably Angela White, shown above with the December ’04 Voluptuous. Since the beginning, she’s sent us photos from her crib in Australia holding mags, DVDs, her 2007 V-Mag Model of the Year award, shirts, all kinds of goodies. Hey, Angela, how many magazine covers have you been on since 2003?

The new Fall 2009 SCORE DVD Catalog

September 14, 2009 by Elliot James
Try the catalog Flip-book at eBoobStore.com

Try the catalog Flip-book at eBoobStore.com

The new SCORE DVD catalog is hot off the press after several months of conscientious labor by your dedicated SCORE editors, art directors and pre-press staff, not to mention the printers, mail handlers, truck drivers and letter carriers.

As you can see by the cover, one of the main new releases is Sex In The Titties. Nice, eh? That’s Camelia Davis’ face you can’t see since it’s stuck in Renee Ross’ candy jar. Other new titles include Busty Workin’ Sistas, The Breast of SCORELAND, Ripe Racks and Busty Slut Expo.

If you don’t get our quarterly catalog in the mail, you can still see every page of it on the web right now. That’s right! Just log in to our eBoobStore and from there, click on ONLINE CATALOG at the left side of the page under PRODUCTS. You’ll be magically transported to an exact on-line duplicate of the catalog.

Ain’t technology great? This is really cool. You can even order a DVD or two through it.