Tag Archive: retro

Big boobs and nylons. A leggy new look for Hitomi.

May 13, 2014 by Elliot James

Hitomi's legs get the attention they deserve.

Hitomi’s claim to fame is her super-natural bust, of course. Yet overlooked and almost never mentioned or praised are Hitomi’s shapely legs. Today, SCORELAND pays photo and video tribute to Hitomi’s legs, encased in fully-fashioned nylon stockings, garters and spiked heels.

To complete the retro look, Hitomi’s wearing a tight top, bullet bra and a tight skirt, the kind that actresses wear on TV’s Mad Men.

The editor of Leg Sex magazine loved her look so much, the pictorial was published in the Summer 2014 edition (Volume 18 Number 2), on-sale May 27. Hitomi is the covergirl. Hitomi fans, add this to your collection.

Hitomi's projectiles are on full forward thrust in that bra and blouse.

Them thar hills of Rockell, saloon gal of the wild wild west at SCORELAND

November 4, 2013 by Elliot James

If Rockell lived back in the wild west of the late 1800s, as tomorrow’s fantasy video and pictorial brings to life, there would have been no Klondike Gold Rush. There would have been a Rockell Big-Boob Rush.

It’s no stretch of the imagination to picture Rockell as a dance hall fantasy girl, time-tripping back to 1876 Deadwood, South Dakota. Except there would be no dead wood with Rockell around. Not with her beautiful face, gorgeous body and big boobs.

Rockell gets ready for sexy time.

The case of the sexy secretary starring Maggie Green

February 7, 2013 by Elliot James

Maggie Green has time traveled this week.

Maggie Green time-warps to an era in American history when sexy dames in seamed stockings and bullet-bras kept the drinks cold and their tits and pussies warm for their private eye bosses like Sam Spade.

They answered a few phone calls and kept pretty and dolled-up while Sam was getting clobbered in some dark alley by a gangster named The Fat Man.

But at least Sam had a big-titted gal back at the office ready to put an ice pack on his skull and suck his private dick at the same time. See? Yeah.

They don’t make loyal “skirts,” as Sam would have called them, like this anymore.

See Maggie’s pictorial at SCORELAND tomorrow and watch out for those snapping garters and pointy nipples. They can take a private eye out.

That's a Royal Quiet DeLuxe Manual Typewriter made in the 1950's that Maggie is using. There's no paper in it but who cares? We didn't hire her for her secretarial skills. Look at that face and those tits!

Wild in the sheets: Julia Juggs

December 21, 2011 by Elliot James
Take it off. Take it all off.

Take it off. Take it all off.

You have to love a girl who gives her sex toys names, such as Sebastian and Foxy Roxy. I do.

Julia Juggs really loves her vibrators, anal probes and dildos. She brings her toys with her to the SCORE Studio when she visits. Imagine the collection she has at home. I think I know what she gets as Xmas presents.

No one else at SCORE is so into anal toying as Julia is. I’m amazed she doesn’t leave the bedsheets scorched after a shoot. It’s a good thing they’re not made of flammable fabric.

Julia Juggs absolutely lives up to her name with her blazing-hot body, fuck-me face and retro-burlesque vibe. Like Sheridan Love, she’s also a tweetheart with a high-energy personality.

This photo from Julia’s December ’11 Voluptuous pictorial captures that 1950s Las Vegas teaserama burly-Q pose she excels at. I can see myself sitting in the front row while she gyrates on stage mere inches from my face, something I have done all my life, just not with Julia.

See the set now at SCORELAND.

On the subject of names, there’s Mary Kate and Ashley. They’re the names Julia has given to two of her most prized treasures. Twin perky peaks she carries so well.

Whenever I see a Julia Juggs pictorial or video at SCORELAND or XLGirls.com, my compass points north. Thanks for that, Ms. Juggs.

Retro Pinups: Chesty and Classy.

December 20, 2009 by Maria
Bunny's ruffled undies are classic pinup style.

Bunny's ruffled undies are classic pinup style.

There is something about a curvy chick in full-on pinup attire that does something for me. Maybe it’s that as a child, I watched a lot of old movies on public television (We didn’t have cable until the ’90s at my house), and that included lots of old movies with Jayne Mansfield, Jane Russell and Marilyn Monroe. I became obsessed with women in cute, little outfits that showed lots of leg and ample bosom. They didn’t appear slutty to me, but rather, they were curvaceous, classy women who seemed to always be

London looks like a curvaceous calendar girl in this outfit.

London looks like a curvaceous calendar girl in this outfit.

Daphne may not be showing a lot of skin, but there is no denying her curves in this retro outfit.

Daphne may not be showing a lot of skin, but there is no denying her curves in this retro outfit.

having the time of their lives and could walk into a room and instantaneouly hold the attention of everyone there.They oozed this confident, semi-cheeky sensuality that I thought was the greatest thing since sliced bread.

In fact, I remember finding a box of slides once in my grandfather’s study, and it was full of half-naked pinups. And although I was old enough to know that these were “dirty pictures,” I was fascinated by these sexy women. I thought that they were amazing in their lingerie and garters. It made such an impression on me that I would, in my adult years, go on to dress this way for fancy events. To me, pinup style is the epitome of hot. I think it’s, well, the cat’s meow. 😉

This shot moved me so much that it landed Hillary the cover of the Dec. '09 issue of V-mag.

This shot moved me so much that it landed Hillary the cover of the Dec. '09 issue of V-mag.

Maybe this is why when I do photo edits here at SCORELAND, the pics that I love most are the ones that channel that old Hollywood style I have come to equate with smoldering sexuality. In fact, when doing the photo edits for Voluptuous‘ December 2009 issue, I came across this shot of Hillary Hooterz, who just so happened to be debuting in said issue. When my art director Vanessa and I took a closer look, we both knew that this was THE shot, and we put it on the cover.

Just take a look at Hillary’s beautiful face and heaving cleavage spilling out of that blouse and showing just a peek of her polka-dotted bra. This shot, at least to me, teases and tantalizes and is probably hotter than if she had just posed topless. There is something about a woman who can show her curves and do it in such a way that even though she is fully clothed, you get just as horny as if she were naked. That’s the allure of pinup style, and whenever I see a girl dressed this way (Even when they are dressed in more of a Rockabilly style, which is, like, pinups with lots of tattoos), I am instantly drawn to her.

Just thought I’d share, considering that I confess most of my rack ruminations on here. Are you guys into pinups as much as I am?

xoxo, Maria

Pssst…check out the rack on this chick!

November 11, 2009 by Maria

And so it is that I return triumphantly to all of you, my boob brothers and sisters, with a pair of undulating orbs so fine that they will surely leave you speechless and sporting wood and engorged clits.

(I love the words WOOD and ENGORGED.)

Meet Jenna Valentine, a 5’3″, 23-year-old Valley Girl from California with FF-cup knockers so pale and pretty, you will love them instantly. Jenna is not only a personable and cute young lady, but she is also funny. Watch as she tells the tale of being attacked by a bidet in one of our bathrooms. It brings the LOLs, big time!

(And get a eyeful of her nipples, which seem a little inverted but are really just “shy,” according to Jenna.)

Jenna will be making a few more blog appearances, but for now, enjoy her bubbly personality and her retro look. If you love pale perkies, Jenna is your gal.

xoxo

Maria