Tag Archive: Romania

Blissful boobs

June 8, 2015 by Elliot James

Says Joana, “The bigger the breasts, the more love you have to give.”

I like Joana’s New Age philosophy. She doesn’t believe in “less is more.”

“I love having big breasts. I didn’t like them at first, but I love them now.”

That’s a relief. It would be a sad world if Joana didn’t want to share nature’s precious bounty.

I’ll say it again: Where are the Americans as stacked and pretty as Joana?

New Joana pictorial and video now showing at SCORELAND.

Joana says it's not easy finding good bras that fit comfortably.

Joana’s “Royal Rack” is back in a new big-tit attack

September 11, 2014 by Elliot James

We bow to the Royal Rack. The Countess of Cleavage. The Goddess of Gazongas. The Duchess of Dugs. The Queen of Romanian Ta-Tas. The Sultana of Shabba-doos.

We’re talkin’ Joana! It’s back to Europe again to photograph the long-time SCORE and V-mag covergirl…because Joana is habit-forming and there ain’t no cure!

“The bigger the breasts, the more love you have to give,” Joana said.

A philosophy to live by.

New video and pictorial showing at SCORELAND.

Joana

How does Joana’s big boob garden grow? Visit SCORELAND and see.

October 27, 2013 by Elliot James

It's a beautiful day when Joana goes fruit picking.

Joana has some tending to do in a fresh set and video at SCORELAND. She loves the outdoors.

Mr. P.B. recently wrote V-mag about Joana and only about Joana.

“This beautiful and busty woman truly is like a fine wine. She only gets better with time. She has to be a prime contender for the Model of the Year contest. If it were up to me, I would not even have a vote and hand the award to Joana outright. I haven’t been fortunate enough to travel out of out of the country yet, but when I do, I plan on visiting Romania. I may be wrong about this, but it seems like the best and bustiest ladies in the world are from there.”

If Joana had been born a couple of generations ago, she would have been a hippie flower child.

Joana was the covergirl for October '13 Voluptuous.

How does Joana’s garden grow? If Joana’s world-famous big boobs are a sign, then her garden does grow very nicely.

It’s an action-packed weekend and beyond at SCORELAND

October 18, 2013 by Elliot James

Here’s the rundown at SCORELAND from today until Monday.

Friday: New Discovery Vicky Soleil’s first XXX pictorial and video.

Vicky is a great new discovery from Romania with big boobs. A cam-girl, Vicky is game for all kinds of games. “I like to have sex everywhere,” she said. “First teased, then fucked until I cum.” Vicky’s English is pretty good. She knows all those hot words.

Saturday: Lily Madison’s “Start The Day” pictorial and video.

“Lots of American guys kept saying to me, ‘Oh, you should be in SCORE and Voluptuous,’ said Lily, direct from London. “So I said, ‘What’s that?’ and they’d say, ‘It’s a magazine. This is where you should go and apply.'”

Sunday: Claudia Kealoha pictorial. Sheridan Love video.

Exotic dancer Claudia currently shows off her pointy nipples and everything else at The Booby Trap club in Pompano Beach, Florida. She has many SCORE credits to her name (HardSCORE 4, Busty Cock Worshippers 3). “I read that women like romantic types of fantasies,” says Claudia, a big reader. “I’m not one of them. My fantasies go right to the action.”

“The other day I was in Wal-mart wearing one of my SCORE shirts, and someone recognized me,” Sheridan said. “He saw the SCORE shirt and asked who I was. ‘Oh, I know who you are! I have your magazine,’ he said.”

Monday: Noelle Easton XXX pictorial and video.

It’s obvious by the look on her pretty face that new SCORE  Girl Noelle knows her way around a classroom and can wrap her teachers around her pretty little finger. At least her male teachers. She can also wrap her big boobs and her pretty lips around their hard wieners.

Jump in and join up.

Sensual Jane’s mad sex skills

May 29, 2013 by Elliot James

And now for someone who hasn’t been in SCORELAND in a long time. She’s well-known in Europe but, like many Europeans, underexposed in America.

Romanian porn star Sensual Jane is probably not the kind of girl you’d bring home to Mom, but Dad would appreciate you bringing her over.

Jane’s life revolves around fucking. “I have sex almost every day,” she told our photographer. “I have so much sex that I don’t have time to masturbate.” There’s no shortage of recruits willing to give Jane all the sex she wants.

Jane is slim, stacked and works the pole like an athlete. See Jane in a solo set today, then dick in Jane in a hardcore video and photo set Thursday and Friday at SCORELAND.

Sensual Jane is doing the nasty this week at SCORELAND.

 

 

 

Roxanne Miller’s favorite photo shoot

May 19, 2013 by Elliot James

Roxanne Miller (January ’13 and Holiday ’12 SCORE; December ’12 Voluptuous) tells me that her favorite photo shoot is the one that will be running today and tomorrow at SCORELAND.

What does she like about it so much?

“I am a bit of a fetishist… makes me wet…and in that one I look like a mistress,” explains Roxanne, who wears her kinky boots well.

I’m sure you wouldn’t complain if Roxanne forced you to suck her nipples and tongue her pussy and ass.

Roxanne Miller's magazine debut.

Joana, I love you…

November 5, 2012 by Maria

Joana looked amazing in 2006.

Joana looks even more amazing in 2012.

There is a great song from the 80s by Kool and the Gang called “Joanna.”

The lyrics go something like:

Joanna, I love you.
You’re the one,
The one for me.

I’m in love, and I won’t lie,
She’s my girl and always on my mind.
She gives me her love and a feeling that’s right.
Never lets me down, especially at night.

Aren’t those lyrics romantic? Aren’t they full of love and adoration? Well, right up to the part where they sing, Never lets me down, especially at night.

That part sounds suspiciously as if the Joanna they are referring to can give a guy wood throughout the evening hours.

And that is exactly how I feel about Joana Bliss, who came back to us after a six-year hiatus. She looks so goddamn foxy that I can’t help but sing.

And yes, she can also give boob lovers wood all night long.

Joana came back to us and she came back strong, and who doesn’t love a good comeback story?

Who doesn’t love when a model comes out of retirement and comes back, (tits) swinging?

And to be perfectly honest, Joana is one of my favorite comebacks of all time.

She is just so damn beautiful. If the years have been kind to our comeback queens, they have been overly kind to Joana, who looks EVEN BETTER than when she first posed for our lensmen.

Her breasts hang a little lower and her areolae are a little more distended, but overall, Joana looks pretty spectacular. She has really grown into her curves, getting softer in all the right places.

I, for one, cannot WAIT to see more of her at SCORELAND and in V-mag. You guys should be on the lookout for her upcoming comeback pictorial in V-mag. I promise you that it will make you want to sing, too.

Enjoy these two pics of Joana. She’s the one, the one for me.

xoxox,

Maria

A salute to Romania, land of chesty charmers

August 17, 2012 by Elliot James

The 9th largest nation in the European Union bordered by Hungary, Serbia, Moldavia, Bulgaria and Ukraine.

A country with a rich, complex history.

And a place where many fine-looking, big-boobed ladies live.

We know because we photograph them; sometimes there, sometimes elsewhere, because they take their clothes off.

When getting ready to publish Roxanne Miller’s latest pictures and video the other day, I thought about Romania and what it means to me.

Had I known about their natural resources, I’d have moved there years ago.

Not oil. I mean Lana Ivans, Joana and others.

Here’s our salute to this great nation.

I need more of them for SCORELAND. And I love their accents.

They get a Gold Medal for contributing so many awesome dolls.

Just tell me who to mail it to.

 

Roxanne rocks it again

August 15, 2012 by Elliot James

“Roxanne Rocks” is the name of our new breast-fest with Romanian wonder-chick Roxanne Miller. See it tomorrow and Friday at SCORELAND and get drunk on Roxanne’s fantastic body and boobs.

Maybe there’s a clinic for guys who go for titty rehab from being constantly boob intoxicated but who would want to give this lifestyle up?

Roxanne has the girl-next-door (GND) look, a pretty face and a killer body that she’s proud to show off.

Why deny Roxanne this opportunity? We certainly would not!

She’s a single coed studying public relations and the arts. You’ve gotta love a jiggly, bouncy student training for the future.

When it comes to supporting young students who have trouble finding bras that fit, we are right there with the scholarship checks. That’s a lot more than governments do for their citizens! They don’t give a damn if a coed has no money left over from tuition payments to buy new tank-tops, bras and high heels for the upcoming semester.

Roxanne makes her Voluptuous magazine debut in the December ’12 issue and her SCORE debut in the Holiday ’12 edition. It’ll be a double debut on racks around the world for this previously unknown newcomer.