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Nineteen years ago, the Tesco supermarket chain asked its suppliers to grow smaller melons. Psychological experiments revealed that people subconsciously bought melons based on social trends in boob sizes. Smaller breasts were popular at the time. Melon sales soared.
Roxi Red came back from the store with melons but not the size she was looking for. She couldn’t find any melons that measured up to her own enormous, juicy tits. Three of the melons she bought could fit into one of Roxi’s bra KK-cups.
Damn those scientists. Farmers don’t grow ’em big enough anymore to keep up with Roxi.
Melons–or footballs–don’t come close to the size of Roxi Red’s breast fruits.
It’s been five years since Roxi Red started at SCORELAND (September 13, 2012), and no matter how many scenes we produce, I know that I’ll never get bored with her. SCORE‘s president once said that Roxi is the kind of model who will have super-legend status in the future.
It surprised me that with Roxi’s unbelievably giant naturals, her looks and her Amazonian, brickhouse body, she had never modeled before 2012.
Today, Roxi and her treasure chest bang the juice out of a guy. He had the typical reaction when he first met her. Stunned disbelief.
“When I find the right guy, I’m his best girl,” Roxi revealed. “I’ll cook for him. Clean for him. Massage him. Take showers with him. Give him the best sex he’s ever had. He can do anything he wants to do to my boobs. Fuck them and cum on them.”
There’s an oxygen tank by the bed just in case. This man survived his encounter with Roxi.
Roxi admires her huge naturals.
Roxi Red is certainly in the running. This photo is from her set that went live on Sunday at SCORELAND. There’s video, too. Said member Inoteca, “Love the candid shots. And the full length head to toe…that’s the only way to really appreciate just how massive her breasts are in proportion to her body. Amazing.”
Roxi is tall. She’s 5’9″. From what I’ve seen, tall ‘n’ stacked is much more unusual than short ‘n’ stacked. It’s almost as if there’s some kind of genetic law: You can be as tall as you want, but you’re only going to get a certain amount of tit. Of course, Roxi breaks that law.
Who’s the greatest tall ‘n’ stacked girl ever?
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The more you stare at Roxi's tits, the longer you'll live.
The headline in today’s New York Post definitely caught my eye: “Staring at women’s breasts is just one of six easy ways men can live longer.”
Turns out having lots of sex is another of those six ways.
Okay, when someone tells me to exercise two hours a day and not eat French fries, my mind glazes over.
But staring at tits and having a lot of sex? I can do that.
The article linked to another article in Medical Daily that stated, “Previously, it’s been reported men who stare at women’s breasts tend to live longer, but this has been debunked. However, Men’s Health provided a scientific explanation for why ogling at breasts could boost longevity for men.
“They explained staring at breasts or looking at cute animals benefit a man’s health by creating a positive mindset. Pleasant emotions can help both men and women make better decisions about their health.”
Basically, doing anything that feels good will make you live longer? Okay. And staring at tits is one of those ways?
1. If this is true, I’m going to live forever.
2. I knew we were doing a public service at SCORELAND, but I didn’t know how much of a public service.
Live longer. Check out your favorite racks today at SCORELAND.
Anatomy award winner Roxi Red is a woman of many talents and skills, as seen at SCORELAND since her debut. It’s always been one-on-one for Roxi…until now!
Those two fuckin’ guys Tony and Jimmy have moved into a house. It’s perfectly clean, but Jimmy calls The Greatest Maid Service In The World because he feels the house needs a woman’s touch.
The real reason is that he needs a woman’s touch on his junk. Tony doesn’t see the need for a cleaner until they see Roxi walk to their front door. Then they go into shock.
Whoever said that more than a mouthful is a waste never saw Roxi. The guys will need to call another maid to clean off the mess she inspires them to make. Roxi is more powerful than Viagra.
See it now at SCORELAND.
An Amazon, Roxi towers over the boys. She's more than a handful. A lot more.
He’s pulsating alright. What boob-loving guy wouldn’t be when his face is being smothered by Roxi Red‘s incredible K-cup naturals? In today’s scene at SCORELAND, Roxi’s air conditioner has broken down, so she calls the repairman. It’s JMac! Things really heat up when he gets an eyeful of Roxi’s rack.
Tomorrow at SCORELAND, British babe Tia Clegg returns. Then comes the weekend, which features new Holly Wood XXX and new photos and video of natural newcomer Codi Vore.
Seen any busty weather girls lately?
Better Red than dead.
A while ago, K.D. wrote, “There is no such thing as too much Roxi Red. I would be okay with Roxi appearing every month. I never get tired of looking at her boobs.”
I thought about K.D.’s point. He presents a good case because Roxi is the kind of super-stacked Amazon who’s beyond difficult to find.
Roxi has the boobs that made Minnesota famous. If you’ve got the time, she has the breasts. In Friday’s scene at SCORELAND, when she brings over a beer for Jimmy, he’s not interested. I should hope not! There are better things to suck on than a bottle of beer.
When you say Roxi Red, you’ve said it all.
I’m here to tell you that in the future, Roxi will be considered one of the greatest of all busty legends.
The biggest tits in Minnesota.
SCORELAND Guys have asked the past few years about seeing champion of cleavage Roxi Red getting boned by JMac. Roxi’s done the deed with other TSG studs but not JMac. The timing has finally worked out and now they’re paired off and ready for action this weekend. It’s fuck at first sight.
JMac calls Roxi’s tits “fuckin’ glorious!” Roxi looks amused. She’s used to the shocked expression on every guy’s face. She explains how she likes her boobs handled and played with. JMac admits Roxi’s got the biggest tits he’s ever touched. They wobble in his palms.
They move over to a table with a scale and a measuring tape. After Roxi is measured and her tits weighed, they’re ready to try each other out for size in a royal rumble!
Roxi released him before he stopped breathing.
Karen shows off one of her many assets.
I really like it. Karen Fisher, one of my favorite SCORE Girls, is a brickhouse. She’s a big blonde with big tits, lots of curves and a broad ass. This photo really shows the bottom spread she has. It’s not really any ass shot. It’s more of a, “This girl is a brickhouse” shot.
By the way, Karen is proof that not all of my favorite SCORE Girls are mega-busty. Oh, sure, Karen is much more stacked than the average woman, but there’s more to her than that. She’s surprising. She seems so innocent and all-American, but then you find out that she used to sell her breast milk online. She can barely watch a video of herself fucking, and then she can’t stop watching. She’s the kind of girl you can bring home to meet the parents, but what if Mom finds out what your girlfriend does? Would she be okay with that?
One of the bustiest women in the world, Roxi Red sees a peeper through the glass door as she’s sitting on the couch, but she doesn’t jump up.
Instead of calling 911 and yelling at the top of her strong lungs, Roxi looks bemused as the dude peers through the glass.
There’s a reason Roxi doesn’t make the call. But first she has to tease him, like a booth girl in one of those old-fashioned peep-show arcades, like Show World in New York City.
Starts today at SCORELAND, home of the whoppers!
The word for Roxi is "unbelievable."