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Merry Christmas From SCORELAND to YOU!

December 25, 2011 by Maria

Leanne Crow probably wants you to jingle her bells.
Leanne Crow probably wants you to jingle her bells.

“So this is Christmas

and what have we done?

Made SCORELAND more awesome

and made you all cum.”

Ines Cudna wants you to stuff something, but I don't think it's her stocking.

Ines Cudna wants you to stuff something, but I don't think it's her stocking.

Valory Irene has been nice all year so please, spurt your milk on her cookies.

Valory Irene has been nice all year so please, spurt your milk on her cookies.

Yes…that was our take on the John Lennon classic. We are sure he would approve of all the tits we brought you this year. A year when the presents that brought joy to the world were the debuts of sexy ladies like Venera, Leanne Crow, Valory Irene, Terri Jane, Hitomi and yes, Micky “Please Cum And Jingle My” Bells.

Sharday is spreading Christmas cheer.

Sharday is spreading Christmas cheer.

Kianna Dior has been naughty and wants a spanking.

Kianna Dior has been naughty and wants a spanking.

And while we can’t wrap these ladies up and put them under your tree, we can promise you that there will be more appearances by them and more big tits to come in the upcoming year. For now, please enjoy these shots of some of our favorite ladies in holiday wear. Boy, are they the reason for the season of pleasin’. Big tits really are the gift that keep on giving and giving and giving…you wood. And we would not have it any other way. After all, what would Titmas be without huge boobs?

Kerry Marie makes every Titmas merry.

Kerry Marie makes every Titmas merry.

Desirae wants you to check out her camel, um, mistletoe.

Desirae wants you to check out her camel, um, mistletoe.

And before you start exploring your North Pole to all of these pics of Santa’s little, big-titted helpers, and before you start and feel the warm and fuzzies in your yule log, all of us here are SCORELAND would like to wish you a very Merry Christmas. May you stuff your cock in a lot of tails, may someone fondle your sack for a present, may your bells be jingled and may some hot chick deck your balls.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!


ALL NEW! ‘Tits the season for SCOREtv Holiday Edition, coming Thursday!

December 14, 2011 by Dave

Melissa Manning (left) and Kelly Christiansen are very excited about the 2011 SCOREtv Holiday Edition. The show debuts tomorrow on SCORELAND.

Melissa Manning (left) and Kelly Christiansen are very excited about the 2011 SCOREtv Holiday Edition. The show debuts tomorrow on SCORELAND.

A lot of entertaining things have been happening around here recently.

Santa Lucas gave Kelly Christiansen a spanking.

Minka stretched a collection of Christmas sweaters with her KK-cup boobs. Those sweaters are totally ruined.

Maserati and Beverly Paige went caroling.

Melissa Manning licked and sucked a candy cane or two. Or three.

And Frosty had a night out he’ll never forget…unless he has a meltdown.

And me? Well, despite X.D. and J.D. telling me to keep my dirty mitts (actually, my voice) away from the models, I’ve been interviewing one girl after another for the 2011 SCOREtv Holiday Edition, which goes live tomorrow at SCORELAND. The girls: Kelly, Maserati, Minka, Destiny Rose, Melissa Manning, Desiree and Samantha 38G. Plus special guest appearances by Venera, Micky Bells, Beverly Paige, Jasmine Shiraz, Karen Fisher and Nancy Navarro.

I’m really in the holiday spirit this year. Check out the show and you’ll see why.