There was a famous episode of Seinfeld in which George went to a party–or maybe it was a funeral–and was accused of double-dipping: sticking his potato chip in the dip, taking a bite then dipping the same chip into the dip again.
Would anyone object if 2015 Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year Alexya double-dipped her big hangers into that pool?
This is one of my favorite photos ever. I used to think Nicole Peters had the greatest hangers ever, but Alexya is right up there with her. Or down with her. You know, hanging down.
Alexya returns to SCORELAND today with photos and a video. She starts out wearing a one-piece bathing suit, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a girl look so good in a one-piece. Or, come to think of it, out of one.
Coming home with the show-stopping Sandra Star, Dellon and Sandra find Denis passed out in his apartment. What are bros for? Instead of tossing him out, Dellon starts getting busy on the bed with Sandra while Denis is comatose. Sandra finds, this funny and when Denis wakes up from his stupor, Sandra invites him to join in. The guys take turns ravishing Sandra and boning her foxy ass in a blazing three-way.
How many of you would throw out the sleeper and how many of you would let him join in if you were boning Sandra Star?
Sandra said she likes to wear swimsuits that are “tight and show a lot of cleavage, cut high on the hips like a Baywatch swimsuit, or bikinis.” In this Bonus video, Sandra wears one of her favorite suits. A lot of wives and girlfriends must smack their husbands and boyfriends when Sandra goes to a hotel pool for the afternoon.
Primping in the mirror, Danni Lynne wears the perfect dress and admires her massive 36EEE boobs and her shapely rack. Ya have to peep through the open door. Danni sees you and gives you the grand tour of her scenic splendors in a video and matching photo set.
“I think my boobs are the best part of my body,” says Danni, a sexy blend of black, Hispanic and Japanese and a newcomer to horny modeling. “My legs are my second-best.” Danni’s body is a 10 in my book.
This is the last of our Danni Lynne series. If you want her back to SCORE for more, let’s hear it loud for this hottie.
Sorry, thought this was the men's room.
We can stay, Danni?
Women can also use the men's room at SCORE if they have a body like this.
Sabrina really liked Johnny Champ. She was on her knees and sucking his cock even when the cameras weren't rolling. Johnny really liked Sabrina, too.
Sabrina Linn pushed a lot of buttons when she made her worldwide fucking-on-camera debut at SCORELAND in 2011 (and in SCORE magazine in 2012).
Big, fake tits? Check.
Lots of tattoos, including one above her pussy? Check.
Pierced nipples? Check.
Multiple piercings on her pussy? Check.
MILF? Check.
Basically, there were a lot of reasons for a lot of guys to like her and a lot of reasons for some guys to not like her. But Sabrina’s blond hair, huge tits and sexual acrobatics (including taking it up the ass from the biggest of the big) mostly won the day.
Sabrina, a swinger who fucked a lot, came to us twice within a seven-month period but never modeled again. Too bad. She was as raunchy as they come.
“I’m a mom,” she said. “I’m a really good girl in the community. I’m a very wonderful, fun and good little girl who does everything proper and a crazy girl who does everything freaky and wild and does my own thing.”
She called me “sir.” I call her a fuck toy. Sabrina has photos and a video today at SCORELAND.
In the last segment of our pregnant Casey series filmed in Germany, Casey oils and massages her nine-month baby bump then showers. See her Sunday.
I’m happy to say Mom and baby are doing fine.
SCORELAND: Casey, congratulations. How is life since you gave birth?
Casey: It is a bit stressful but also very wonderful with the baby.
SCORELAND: What modeling plans do you have?
Casey: I will go on as before but now as a MILF model.
SCORELAND: What size are your boobs now?
Casey: I did not measure them but they have grown since the birth. My bra size is now 80K EU (36J US). I am wearing maternity bras.
SCORELAND: What is this activity about fans sending you pictures of their cocks cumming on your pictures?
Casey: Many fans jerk to my pictures and want to show me how horny they are for me with these pictures. I see it as a compliment and I’m happy about it when they show me their photos and videos.
Tarzan is not a bra fitter. He’s more of a pipe fitter, if you get my drift.
We pitilessly threw him into the role and gave him a tape and the incredible Roxi Red to measure. This is like strapping a new Cessna pilot into the commander’s chair of the space shuttle. Roxie blew his mind and then his pipe.
Roxi shocks professional bra fitters with 30 years of experience. One of the world’s biggest natural mammary marvels, Roxi knows that countless breast-men want to get their mitts on her tits. Her cleavage engulfs any skin bus that drives through it.
After the measuring comes the pleasuring. See it today!
I’m not saying that male bra fitters have the opportunity to bone their customers. I don’t want to piss off the Bra Fitting Specialists’ union. But this looks like a really good job, even though it only pays around $7 an hour.
There wasn't much tape left after it was wrapped around Roxi's boobs.
I’d pull the lever and vote for Maggie Green if she ran as an independent. She would be the only candidate I’d have any faith in. See her Thursday at SCORELAND. This is the only way to run an election.
Lila's tits are so heavy, I'm surprised they're not sinking.
Saturday atSCORELAND, newcomer Lila Payne packs her JJ-cup naturals into a granny bathing suit and makes it look better than any dental floss monokini I’ve ever seen. A reader recently wrote, “Please show the girls in tight T-shirts, huge bras that fit them, bathing suits that are the right size and not ridiculous postage stamp bikinis. It is not necessary with your goddesses to outfit them in ridiculously ill-fitting, tiny outfits in order to make them seem bigger.” That’s the kind of bathing suit Lila is wearing in this photo set and video.
Ring them Bells.
Sunday, super-packed, super-stacked natural Micky Bells does housework. This reminds me of the scene a long time ago when Diane Poppos was videotaped by her then-husband while doing housework.
Shine your knob while Micky shines a mirror.
Dive into Lila’s plush cleavage.
Watch a basketball playoff game. Jack during timeouts. Watch a soccer game. Jack while waiting for someone to score a goal. Watch a baseball game. Jack between innings.
This WEEKEND, Micky and Lila are here to make you happy even if your favorite team loses.
Anastasia Lux gives Birthday Boy a gift he’ll never forget. His bro isn’t about to let him have all the fun with the buxom brunette. Anastasia gives her hot bod to them in her second horny threesome.
SCORELAND chatted up Anastasia, and in a second Bonus video, our cameraman interviewed Anastasia right after this three-way.
SCORELAND: Do you think that becoming a model and having sex on-camera has increased your sex drive?
Anastasia: Nope! I’ve always had a big sexual appetite anyway. I’m always ready to get it on.
SCORELAND: Do you have a favorite tit-fucking position?
Anastasia: Yeah, laying down on my back so they can almost hit me on my face!!!
