Tag Archive: SCORELAND

The answer to better health care is Nurse Terri from Emergency Ward K

May 30, 2012 by Elliot James 6 Comments

Ready for an exam? Nurse Terri Jane is ready when you are.

Our friend Terri Jane may not succeed in recruiting more nurses to this noble profession, but tomorrow’s SCORELAND examination definitely will inspire a wave of potential patients to check into Terri’s Emergency Ward K, drop their drawers and cough.

As soon as Terri says those five magical words, “It’s getting hot in here,” you know that all those exorbitant health insurance payments you’ve been making into the system are worth it. It’s called Bosom Care, and the US Congress is actually supporting this one despite the fact that Terri is English.

The problem is, Terri will put more guys into the hooter hospital than discharge them.

On the other hand, that may not be a problem with most of you as long as she’s head nurse.


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Sizing up the models, and other optical illusions

May 29, 2012 by Elliot James 6 Comments

Natalie and Micky this Saturday at SCORELAND.

There are some models who are much taller than they look on camera. Eva Notty (5’9″) and Kelly Christiansen (5’7″) come to mind.

On the flip side, Annina looks taller than she really is, and so does Christy Marks. Both are 5’4″.

Depending on where it’s placed, the camera can make someone look taller or shorter than they really are. When two or more girls are in the shot side-by-side, you can get a grip on how tall they really are.

I never realized how tall Micky Bells is until I saw her with other girls. She’s 5’8″. In this shot from this coming Saturday’s SCORELAND posting, Micky towers over Natalie Fiore, who is 5’5″. They are both barefoot. It looks like Micky could lay her boobs on top of Natalie’s boobs without getting on her tip-toes.

The group of Grand Bahama Island.

Because of Natalie’s bearing and photogenic personality, I always think of her as a towering woman. The way some girls stand makes them look taller than they are, and Natalie has this kind of regal quality. So seeing her next to Micky really held my attention.

In this photo from On Location Grand Bahama, Natalie has a very tall presence. (Given a boost by her skyscraper stripper heels.) She towers over Arianna Sinn (5’1″), who also has on equally high heels, and over Jenna (5’3″), Taylor (5’3″)and Karla (5’2″). The angle of the camera, slightly downward, also gives Natalie the height edge, plus she’s standing slightly closer to the camera. I’ve never seen her look more Amazonian.

The Key Largo line-up.

The best examples of the true height differences in a group of super-models come from two now-classic shoots: On Location Key Largo and Mega-Boob Olympics. The girls are barefoot, standing straight and not striking any poses. The camera is centered at waist height. Desirae was, surprisingly, the tallest of her group, surprising because she always seemed short to me, and the Titans shot says it all.

The Tit-ans of the Mega-Boob Olympics.

I was going to go back further in time to 1999 and reference the famous group photo shoot of Autumn, Kathy, Linsey, Chloe and Jessica Turner in London, but they’re all wearing different kinds of shoes so it’s difficult to get a handle on their true heights with the exception of little Autumn. Even so, this may not be the best of its kind for a group get-together, but it was one of the first, and it was the only time all of these famous girls were in one room at the same time.





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All tied up: Big-tit bondage!

May 27, 2012 by Maria 9 Comments

Brandy works the ropes like a pro!

I am not very familiar with bondage, but I will admit that it intrigues me. There is something about seeing a naked woman, especially if she has big tits, all tied up and helpless. Maybe it speaks to the side of me that identifies with the mustachioed villain who ties the helpless damsel in distress to the train tracks.

Kelly Madison is all tied up and ready for play.

Except I would tie her to a bed…probably face down and ass up, to be honest.

But I digress…

Big-tit bondage is pretty fascinating stuff. The first set I ever happened upon that featured it was THIS very hot Brandy Talore set. First off, I love Brandy Talore. She has such a sweet, girl-next-door look to her, but she is actually a horny, raunchy cum slut. That is a turn on. Secondly, she is dressed up like a sailor at first. Seamen (and women) excite me. Lastly, she whips out this rope and starts practicing her knots, and before you know it, she’s all tied up and her tits are all puffy from the pressure of the rope.

Wowza! It’s kind of kinky and sexy.

Ashley Evans plays the role of tied up jungle girl very well.

We actually feature a gallery full of big-tit bondage in SCORELAND. Did you know that? Well, now you do. There’s light stuff for those of you who, like me, dabble in bondage. Then there’s some heavy stuff in there with clamps, mouse traps and pliers for those of you who like your bondage a little more intense. The gallery stars greats like Minka, Kayla Kleevage, Desirae, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Kelly Madison and Ashley Evans, just to name a few.

So, that leads me to this moment where I ask you if you are into bondage. I know, I know…it’s a personal question, but I am curious, and I’d like to know more about the kind of kink that drives you wild.

It’s what I live for, really.

Do you have a little villain in you? Do you want to tie up the damsel in distress and then cum all over her rack?

You can tell me…is big-tit bondage your “thing”?

Can’t wait to find out!




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Who’s shaking things up this weekend at TSG?

May 25, 2012 by Elliot James 4 Comments

Kacey Parker has happy healing hands.

At XLGirls.com, Kacey Parker loosens up a few muscles in “Massage Parlor Girl,” and a happy ending is guaranteed. Here’s Kacey in her masseuse’s titty-whiteys before she unleashes her massive 36H massage pillows on her client. It’s a lot more energetic than Jennifer Love Hewitt’s new Lifetime TV show The Client List. “I’m an attention whore,” Kacey boasts. “I love it when wives catch their husbands staring at my large, youthful tits!” Our kind of woman.

Krystal Swift is a walking wet dream.

At SCOREVideos.com, newcomer Krystal Swift demonstrates how the Czech Republic will not slow down its pace to win the International Boobs Race. With her pigtails and country girl outfit, sweet and fresh-faced Krystal looks like the farmer’s daughter who moved to the big city. Watch out for those innocent-looking farmer’s daughter types. They like to ride guys ragged, and Krystal is no exception, going hardcore in her debut.


Uh, Chantal...he stopped breathing...

Dave blogged about the debut of Chantal Raye, one of the new wave of girls who don’t wait months or years (and, many times, forever) to step up their thermostat. They’re ready, willing and most able right now, right off the snap. Is this happening because more girls are now genuine fans of adult material as much as guys are? Or are they more naturally uninhibited than earlier generations?

Shyla Shy at 8+ months.

This Monday at XLGirls.com, Shyla Shy returns a month after her pregnant hardcore scene at seven months. Here she is at 8+ months for one last visit before her blessed event. There will be another photo set and video at SCORELAND the first week of June. Dave and I were ready to deliver, just in case.

We salute the service men and women of the USA.


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From full-frontal nudity to spreading to pussy-fingering to anal sex in just two days? No, I don’t miss the ’90s

May 23, 2012 by Dave 14 Comments

Newcomer Chantal Raye, today at SCORELAND

Elliot and I were on our way back from lunch today when we started talking about the way things used to be in big-boob modeling. The way it used to work (and we’re talking about the ’90s and early 2000s), a girl would model for SCORE or Voluptuous for the first time. Maybe–and no more than maybe–there’d be full-frontal nudity. No spreading. No pussy. Just full-frontal. Then, a few months later, she’d return for another pictorial and maybe spread her legs. The next time, or the time after that, she’d show pink. Years could pass before that happened. And then, in very rare cases, she’d fuck on-camera. This whole process could take anywhere from two to five years (Angela White traveled the solo to hardcore trail for nine years).

Anyway, Elliot and I were discussing this because the girl who makes her debut today at SCORELAND, Chantal Raye, is doing more in one day than girls used to do in two years. She goes from fully clothed to full-frontal nudity to spreading her legs to showing pink to fingering her pussy in a matter of photos, not a matter of years.

Chantal Raye, tomorrow at SCORELAND

And tomorrow on SCORELAND, Chantal is sucking and fucking cock, and not just fucking but getting ass-fucked. Yep, in all of two days, Chantal Raye is covering the first five years of a model of yesteryear’s progression.

That’s special, isn’t it? Or are you one of those guys who enjoyed the tease, who enjoyed waiting? Who liked to get to know a girl before you saw her taking cock in her mouth, pussy and ass?

Well, I’ve got news for you: Those days are over. And for those of you who really felt that way (or still feel that way), I have a question for you: Have you ever turned down a girl who said to you on the first date (or second date), “Let’s fuck”? Have you ever responded, “I think we should wait and get to know each other better?”

I didn’t think so.

So, Chantal Raye walks into our studio. Turns out she discovered us at SCOREModelsWanted.com. She has huge, naturals tits and a blockbuster body. She says something along the lines of, “Where’s the cock?”

Are we supposed to say, “Sorry, Chantal, but you’re going to have to wait a few months for the cock”?

I didn’t think so.



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Pick your favorite TSG magazine cover and tell us why it’s your favorite

May 20, 2012 by Elliot James 20 Comments

In the ’90s, print distributors and retailers began inserting mens magazines into sealed, plastic polybags. They’re opaque and only transparent at the top where the title is printed and at the bottom for the bar code. This was started for a number of reasons.

They keep those rude and naughty covers discreetly concealed from irritating juvenile delinquents and old ladies with blue hair and the noses to match.

The bag also keeps the magazine clean. It can contain the DVD bonus without the printer having to bind the disc to the magazine. They also guarantee privacy for subscribers so that a mailman can’t read a magazine first before the reader does.

Those bags can also keep an adult mag rack section from becoming a public library. I’ve heard many an exasperated clerk tell a lingering browser to either buy a mag or put it back on the shelf. I’ve heard it myself a few times when I selfishly went overtime checking out the latest magazines. However, many adult stores crack open one copy of a title so the customers can check out the contents.

Some store employees don’t like polybagged magazines, whether they’re adult or not. Bagged magazines can be hard to scan. They’re difficult to stack on the racks. They’re more labor-intensive to return because the cover must be torn off before any unsold copies are returned to the distributors for credit.

Although the bags are an established fact of print magazine publishing now, TSG still believes that a cover should be created with the highest quality in mind, even though many readers will never see it until they get home. So we spend the time to do that, down to the colors, the cover girl and the cover shot.

I’ve posted 12 TSG magazine covers from the last four years.

What I want to know is, what is your favorite cover and why?

What attracted you to that cover the most? Was it the main girl? The smaller photos? A headline?

What makes a great cover?

What makes a weak cover?

Write your comments below or email scorecard@scoregroup.com.

I think that covers it!


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What’s going on at SCORELAND2? A lot of fucking. A lot of cheap fucking

May 18, 2012 by Dave 1 Comment

Jezhabelle once told me that her favorite restaurant is Golden Corral. A cheap date, sure, but not as cheap as SCORELAND2.

A few weeks ago, I told you about our new website, SCORELAND2. Since launch day, the following videos have gone up:

1. Blonde, German wunderbabe Annina getting ass-fucked by a huge cock (as originally seen at SCOREVideos.com).

2. Voluptuous natural Jezhabelle getting fucked by our strap-on equipped videographer in a great P.O.V. scene (as originally seen at XLGirls.com).

3. Black, stacked and cute as all get up Janet Jade tit-fucking and hand-jobbing (as originally seen at TitsandTugs.com).

4. Hourglass-figured natural Cherry Brady getting ass-fucked by her real-life husband (as originally seen at SCORELAND).

5. Minka putting on a tight tops show before enjoying some suckie-fuckie action (as originally seen at SCORELAND).

6. Naturally busty Czech babe Marketa in one of her earliest hardcore scenes (as originally seen at SCOREVideos.com).

And lots more. Daily Monday through Friday, in fact. Photos, too. Lots of them.

Now, I can almost hear some of you out there saying, “What’s with that ‘as originally seen’ bullshit? Where’s the new stuff?”

If you ask me, Cherry Brady's ass is worth a lot more than $9.99. I'm sure Mr. Douglas agreed…after he fucked it, of course.

Well, the new stuff is at SCORELAND and SCOREVideos.com and XLGirls.com. The stuff I just listed (in addition to still being at those websites) is at…

Well, the stuff I just wrote about is at $9.99. That’s right. NINE DOLLARS AND NINETY-NINE CENTS at SCORELAND2. I just had an elk burger and iced tea at Fuddrucker’s that set me back more than $9.99, and all I got was lunch and an eyeful of a busty pregnant girl (very busty, by the way, and in a low-cut T-shirt, too).

Minka. Cheap.

$9.99 for SCORELAND2? I call that a bargain jack. I call that jacking on the cheap. Want the new stuff? SCORELAND is for you, and in all honesty, I don’t blame you. I want the new stuff, too. But, hey, times are tough. And free Internet porn sucks. You know it. I know it. And the action on SCORELAND2…well, it’s great and it’s high-quality.

Free? You want free? I’ll give you a free preview of next week’s action at SCORELAND2: busty Czech babe Ivy Darmon fingering her slit on Monday; the legendary Busty Dusty in vintage action on Tuesday; rare hardcore action with Autumn-Jade on Wednesday; exotic MILF Claudia Keahola fucking on Thursday; and the great Lorna Morgan on Friday.

$9.99. Impossible. You know what? I’m going to have to check with the boss, John Fox, on this one. I’m afraid that part of the funding for this website might be coming out of my salary.

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Brandy Talore: Once she started, she just couldn’t stop

May 16, 2012 by Dave 9 Comments

December 4, 2003: Brandy Talore fucks on-camera for the first time.

Sometimes when people ask, “When is [INSERT MODEL’S NAME HERE] going to fuck on-camera?” I feel like saying, “What are you talking about? She hasn’t even taken off her panties, and you’re asking when she’s going to do hardcore? The answer is N-E-V-E-R!”

But then I have to stop myself, and there’s one reason for that:

Brandy Talore.

Now, according to unofficial counts, Brandy has done about a gazillion hardcore scenes. Her pretty face and bald pussy and giant, natural tits have been fucked so many times, I’m sure even she has lost count. One time in a SCORE interview conducted by Christy Marks, Brandy said one of the things she wanted most was a cum facial because so many guys have shot their loads on her tits.

But, back in 2002…well, I’ll tell you what happened back in late 2002. I’ll never forget it. I was standing outside the SCORE building with Brandy, trying to get to know her a little better (and staring down her blouse), and we were talking about the first time she had seen Voluptuous magazine (in an adult store in Bowling Green, Ohio) when I got around to asking her where her modeling career might go. And that’s when Brandy said, “I’ll never do hardcore.”

Never lasted less than a year.

“You have to remember that I was really young when I first came here,” Brandy said. She was 21, in fact. “The idea of even showing my boobs and pussy was kind of scary. But after I did several shoots and videos, I was feeling much more comfortable and confident in front of the cameras, so I changed my mind. It’s a decision I’ve never regretted.”

Elliot used to have a photo of Brandy pinned up by his desk. It showed Brandy with her mouth stuffed with cock, and every time I passed Elliot’s desk (which was several times a day), I’d stop and look. I couldn’t believe it: Brandy Talore’s mouth stuffed with cock, her cheek bulging. Who woulda thunk it? Not me, and definitely not Brandy.

Anyway, all this is my way of saying, “You never know” and “Never say never.” If Brandy Talore can do a gazillion XXX scenes, anyone can. The very first one she ever shot–EVER–goes up today in a remastered version at SCOREVideos.com. It was shot on December 4, 2003, which is now an historic day in the history of big-tit hardcore.

The amazing thing about Brandy is that even though she’s absolutely, genuinely a big-time porn star, to me, she’s still the girl-next-door. I don’t know how she’s managed to pull that off, but she has. Another Brandy (Brandy Dean, who returns to SCORELAND Thursday), who’s also from the midwestern United States, has managed to pull that off, too, although Brandy D. has not done nearly as many scenes as Brandy T.

Anyway, if you can, get over to SCOREVideos.com today and check out Brandy’s historic scene. And if you’re wondering when so and so is going to do hardcore…well, maybe not never.




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Today is Michelle May Day at SCORELAND!

May 15, 2012 by Elliot James 9 Comments

Michelle May: would you throw a pick-up line at her and see if it stuck?

“I’m proud of my body,” says Michelle May, looking like her 38DDD top-shelf is about to split that sexy mini-dress (which also makes her long legs look extra legalicious).

I’m glad she’s proud of her body. If she wasn’t, she would never have shown every inch.

Five-foot-nine Michelle dresses more casually back home. “I like to wear short shorts, boy shorts, tank tops, cut-off shorts and destroyed denim. I wear a bra only sometimes.”

The funniest pickup line she’s ever heard was from one dude who said, “Baby, do you spray Windex on your clothes? Because I see myself inside them.”

That didn’t work because Michelle says, “When a guy tries to pick me up with corny pickup lines, I am turned off. Just be yourself and say what you mean.”

It’s possible the guy just wanted to wear Michelle’s outfit. His pitch was almost as bad as what Isis Haze said someone asked her: “Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.”

Pickup lines. The web is filled with guys selling their pickup techniques. Books. Tapes. Seminars. Does this stuff actually work? Has anyone taken these courses?

Okay, one second. I veered off-topic. Back to Michelle.

See Michelle’s pictorial today at SCORELAND. Michelle has modeled sporadically since 2009, but for someone who does it part-time, when she has the time, Michelle looks like she’s been modeling for a long time.

See you again, Michelle.

Today’s birthdays: Terry Nova and Yanine Diaz.


Yanine born May 15.

Today is Terry's B-Day.




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Okay, I’m going to ask you one more time: What do you think about SCORE girls sucking on fake cocks?

May 12, 2012 by Dave 22 Comments

Merilyn Sakova tit-fucks and sucks a big, fake cock. Do you like this?

Here’s one of the things about being the editor of an international magazine with a wide circulation: You can’t please every single person. What I’m saying is, if your circulation is 50 or a hundred, you had better cater to the exact needs of every single person. But when you’re up where we are at SCORE and SCORELAND? You can try to please everyone, but it’s not going to work.

For example, preggers. Some guys love ’em. They want to see them all the time. Other guys hate them. Never want to see them. Well, it’s impossible to make both sides happy, so what do we do? We try to give the pregger lovers enough of what they want without turning off the guys who don’t like preggers.

Hardcore. Now, there isn’t much of a debate about this online. Most SCORELAND members love hardcore. But it’s a different story in the magazine. Sure, most readers like the XXX layouts, but then there are the guys who act offended when a single hard cock shows up in the magazine, even if it’s fucking a SCORE Girl. These guys go ape shit. They threaten to quit. And then I have to explain to them, very tenderly, that we’re not publishing a magazine for one person. We’re publishing a magazine for a lot of people, and I hate to put it this bluntly, but if you don’t like what you see, turn the page. The thing you don’t like to see will be over quickly, and you’ll be back to looking at the things you love.

There are times, though, when we think we have a pretty good handle on the vast majority of our readers and members. Just about all of them, in fact. Such is the case with dildos and other fuck toys. Back in the early 2000s, a girl fucking herself with a dildo in a magazine was a big deal, partly because we had never seen such a thing in newsstand magazines. That made it hot. But over time, most SCORE readers and SCORELAND members have soured a bit on dildos. They’d rather see the girl’s unobstructed pussy or, perhaps, the girl fucking herself with her own fingers.

But then, just when I think I have the whole thing figured out, I get this letter from J.P. of Daytona Beach, Florida. J.P. writes: You have those fake cocks with balls that look real. I think they are made by Doc Johnson. A lot of our SCORE favorites don’t do porno. So why don’t you give us photos of them sucking one of those fake cocks? The bigger the better! This should be mandatory in all your photo shoots. If they won’t take off their panties, have them suck a fake cock. Give us a closeup of her looking at the camera. This would give the reader the illusion he’s getting a blow job from his favorite SCORE lady.”

Is J.P. a rare bird these days? Or would you like to see the models who don’t do hardcore sucking on fake cocks?

Notice that J.P. didn’t say anything about the girls fucking themselves with fake cocks. But sucking on fake cocks…haven’t we been through this already?


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