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Who’s Karen Fisher talking to on the phone? You! What are you two talking about?

December 1, 2011 by Dave 2 Comments

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Tomorrow at SCORELAND, Karen Fisher is going to suck and fuck a very big cock.

But today, she’s taking a break from work. She’s on the phone. Like I said, she’s talking to you. (“You talking to me?”) And you gotta figure that the conversation is not about the about-to-be-over NBA lockout or whether the Colts should draft Andrew Luck.

Of course, it can be if you want it to be. It can be about anything you want. You see, Karen is a very friendly, easy-going girl. So, if you were on the other end of the line, what would the conversation be about? What would the two of you be saying? What would you want to say?

In other words, what’s your Karen Fisher phone-sex fantasy?

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Letters. SCORELAND gets letters. 12 years of letters.

November 30, 2011 by Elliot James 5 Comments
Jasmine knows what's good for ya.

Jasmine knows what's good for ya.

Destiny and her stuff!

Destiny and her stuff!

A.W. writes “Scorecard,” SCORELAND‘s letters column: “I’m looking forward to more of Jasmine Shiraz. I hope this was more than a one-time fling. Another girl I want to see more of is Kaytee Carter. She never did that hardcore video. Now that Destiny Rose is doing hardcore and loving it, how about asking Kaytee and Destiny to do a threesome?”

K.S. also sent his take about Jasmine: “Hope to see Jasmine Shiraz again soon. She is extremely sexy looking. I’m impressed that she masturbated all-out on her first trip. I love girls that look like the kind of girls you see at work or in class and will do hot things. That means they are wild in bed and, I hope, proud of it. Elaina Gregory, Catt Green and Beverly Paige are like that also. I think in the back of our minds we think that most girls would never consider taking their clothes off for the camera, and Jasmine contradicts that stereotype.”

Jasmine will indeed be back. As far as Kaytee trying a boy-girl video, let alone she and Destiny teaming up again, only time will tell.

K.H. writes: “I am overwhelmed by ‘The Impossible Dream Girl’ Venera. I read that her name means worship and goddess; both are true. My favorite model is Danni Ashe. I am not one to compare, but I do recognize similarities in women.”

Summer's tits open all doors.

Summer's tits open all doors.

Venera: will she win SCORE Newcomer of the Year?

Venera: will she win SCORE Newcomer of the Year?

W.A. has a different point of view about a longtime topic at “Scorecard” and includes some personal history. He may be bucking the majority–or is he?– but he deserves to speak his mind and be heard: “Since I read ‘Scorecard’ and all the comments under the daily scenes, I know I am outnumbered here by the naturals fans, but I’m happy to say that I  love big boob jobs. I love girls like Annina, Summer Sinn and Brittany O’Neil more than the naturals. I think they are also much hotter and sluttier in their sex scenes than the naturals with a couple of exceptions (Arianna Sinn, Christy Marks). Most of the steady girlfriends in my life have had boob jobs, and most of them got them before they met me. I just zeroed in on them. I love the springy feel and the look of them, especially in bed with my cock sliding between them and into their mouths. In fact, I’ve had arguments with some of them because I can’t keep my hands off their tits when we’re together. When I see a girl with a boob job on TV, I can’t change the channel. So say all you want but don’t knock them until you’ve tried them. I haven’t found a girlfriend with tits the size of Minka’s or Casey James’ yet. The odds would be like hitting the lottery, but I can still think about it.”

Thanks to all the SCORE Guys and Gals who contribute to “Scorecard” (Scorecard@scoregroup.com). With an average of five letters published every week, over 3,000 letters with accompanying photos have been archived in “Scorecard”  since 2000. Keep the tradition alive. Your comments and suggestions are always appreciated!

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Yesterday, we ate. Today, we give thanks for big boobs

November 25, 2011 by Elliot James 4 Comments

You don’t need to be an American to appreciate this weekend’s menu. It’s always a holiday of hooters here. A parade of pulchritude. And here’s why.

Kelly Christiansen is back at our citadel of cleavage. Reason enough to celebrate. Is there anyone who spreads the sunshine like Kelly? She’s the go-to girl for many Scorelanders. I remember thinking the first day we met Kelly, ” This is a superwoman.” The blonde goddess, a reader’s wife, has become a huge favorite and a regular since her debut in the Holiday ’10 SCORE. What Kelly wants, Kelly gets. And she gets it all in the fresh scene “Angel of SCORELAND.” A camera lens melted from the intense heat Kelly generated. I warned them not to get too close. Look for Kelly in the 2011 SCOREtv Holiday Edition, coming soon!

Kelly Christiansen: "Angel of SCORELAND."

Kelly Christiansen: "Angel of SCORELAND."

December ’11 SCORE covergirl Venera is back to give us more stackitude. She’s really knocked another one out of the park. I’ve never seen anyone anywhere built with a better bod for bikinis than this living Venus. Bikinis and Venera are like apple pie and ice cream. They just go together. “I love bikinis,” Venera told us. “Really small and with push-ups. I have a very little back and a big cup size so I am not easy to fit.  I enjoyed wearing some of them for my SCORE videos. ” No dream girl ever created in the feverish imagination of the most-talented artist comes close to the reality of Venera.

Venera: "The Impossible Dreamgirl."

Venera: "The Impossible Dreamgirl."

For me, one of the great events of 2009 was the arrival of a spectacular redhead named Destiny Rose. She idealizes the hot, big-boobed girl-next-door. (Maria called the Ohioan a “corn-fed cutie” her first day at SCORE.) No one knew where Destiny would take things, how much she would share, how far she would go. In 2010, Destiny and Kaytee Carter made a sizzling hot pair in the reality parody More To Fuck. One of the great events of 2011 was Destiny deciding to go all in after thinking it over long and hard. And long and hard is what Destiny deserves in “But Professor…I’m A Stripper!” her third boy-girl, now playing at SCOREVideos.com. It’s a must-see.  And she gets a creampie, too, in keeping with the holiday.

Destiny Rose: "But Professor...I'm A Stripper!"

Destiny Rose: "But Professor...I'm A Stripper!"

Thanksgiving is all about huge, juicy breasts, sweet taters and pie, so I’ll close this blog with a comment that ultra-sexy Daylene Rio made during last year’s SCOREtv Holiday Edition. Leave it to frictionalizing lap dancers from Los Angeles to say it best.

When it cums to Daylene Rio, we are Yes Men.

When it cums to Daylene Rio, we are Yes Men.

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When bra straps fail, lend a helping hand to support SCORE’s big boob party

November 19, 2011 by Elliot James 12 Comments

Boob mania strikes hard this weekend. The deck is stacked. It’s time to play. Feed your need for huge tits. SCORE is here to help. As Maria mentioned in yesterday’s Blog, the great Maserati has returned to SCORELAND for another steam-driven sheet creamer. This time, Maserati’s laptop has failed. All those pix and videos crashed out. Maserati needs a techno geek to help her in “I Got The Power!” and she sure does have the power. He’ll be plugging his P-jack into her C-port if he can get past those smotherin’ fun-bags this sex-bomber carries!

Maserati needs a plug and play.

Maserati needs a plug and play.

At XLGirls.com, top fave Charlie Cooper has arrived for a fresh tits-and-ass doubleheader in still and movin’ pictures. This week, there’s no damn man-can to block even a millimeter of her spectacular body ’cause Charlie flies solo in a big and bold private show. Wham, jam, it’s Charlie Cam! You’ll learn why oil prices have gone up in “Big-Boobed Detonation.”

The superwoman of XLGirls, Charlie's an angel!

The superwoman of XLGirls, Charlie's an angel!

SCORE magazine has been giving away the signed bras of the stars since the March 2007 issue. In “Win Minka’s Bra, Tits & Pussy!” playing at SCOREVideos.com, one lucky bra winner learns he has won Minka’s 44KK hooter holster when Minka herself knocks on his door with her autographed bra in hand. No post office delivery needed. From Minka’s tits to his wall. Once he gets over the shock of this personal delivery, Minka gives him a once-in-a-lifetime schtupping fit for a king. Like we always say, Minka rewards loyalty. If the bra fits, you must fuck those tits.

A bra contest winner gets more than he expected.

A bra contest winner gets more than he expected.

Back at SCORELAND, Diane Poppos‘ pictorial from the November ’11 Voluptuous goes on-line just in time for a pre-Thanksgiving thanks giving for Diane’s return to the lights, camera and action of the SCORE studio. And those ain’t butterballs hiding under her dress. That’s some prime-ass, heavier-than-ever beautiful breastesses. They grow ’em big in Texas, and Diane’s ready to share the wealth, for which we give thanks! Honk if you love Diane’s holiday hooters.

Diane celebrates Texas tits-giving.

Diane celebrates Texas tits-giving.

And tasty titillicious temptress Micky, covergirl of November ’11 V-mag, shares the boobiful bounty of mother nature’s blessings. Even if you’re not American, you’ll be giving thanks as Micky parades her pleasing pulchritude. And yes, they do float! What a peach of a pair! Micky’s generosity is matched only by her cup size. The SCORE Group thanks all of you luscious ladies for what we are about to receive this weekend.

This Micky is not a Minnie.

This Micky is not a Minnie.

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The more you know…

November 18, 2011 by Maria 4 Comments
Maserati is built to be banged. Anyone not banging her is just dumb.

Maserati is built to be banged. Anyone not banging her when they get the chance is just dumb.

Hello, boob lovers!

When I was a kid, there used to be this commercial on television that basically taught you life lessons and ended with a catchy little phrase  (“The more you know!”) followed by the ding of a little bell. (Kind of Pavlovian if you ask me, but I digress.)

So, I would like to impart a little info to you guys, just in case you did not know.

Did you know that today on SCORELAND, Maserati is getting pounded, which is probably the best thing for anyone to do to Maserati. Because she is built for all sorts of perverted, nasty fuckery, and she looks amazing doing it. So I say FUCK AWAY, Maserati. Because if you ever got the chance to fuck Maserati, and you didn’t, it would be the most-epic FAIL! of your life.

The December 2011 issue of V-mag is the key to winning Maserati's bikini.

The December 2011 issue of V-mag is the key to winning Maserati's bikini.

Did you also know that Maserati made her V-mag debut in the December 2011 issue?

Did you also-also know that Maserati does a string bikini show in that issue, complete with oil and all sorts of horniness?

Did you also-also-also know that in that issue, you can enter a contest where  you can actually get your hands on Maserati’s autographed bikini?

Well, now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

So, for all of you Maserati fans out there, if you want to get your hands off your dicks and onto her signed string bikini, whose strings were wedged in places we can only dream of, grab your December 2011 issue of V-mag at the eBoobStore and enter this contest. DO IT! And then, by all means, please, put your hands back on your dicks and jack. JACK, I say.

xoxoxo,

Maria

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The busty masseuse, the busty coed and Terri Jane. Bigger is better.

November 11, 2011 by Elliot James 7 Comments
"Creampie The Busty Masseuse" starring Desiree.

"Creampie The Busty Masseuse" starring Desiree.

Desiree is a spa masseuse with an interesting technique. The oil massage has a double meaning (36 triple-D meaning, that is). Desiree means she’s going to get oiled! She strips off her top, oils up her huge naturals and uses her tits as massage rollers instead of her fingers. Now that’s creative and horny! Her client today gets very special treatment. On the menu: massage, blow job, tug job, tit job and fuck job, topped off with a cream pie. Now that’s a happy ending. At this massage parlor, full service is the name of the game. See it today at SCORELAND! Desiree, we salute you.

"School Of Big, Soft Knockers" starring Marilyn White.

"School Of Big, Soft Knockers" starring Marilyn White.

Today at XLGirls, up ‘n’ cumer Marilyn White returns as a curvy and heavy-hanging coed who can’t seem to focus on her studies. Those pesky hormones again.  She needs to free her 38H tits from the captivity of their fabric prison. A girl’s gotta diddle what a girl’s gotta do, so Marilyn takes things into her own hands. She’s got some vocabulary, too. Miss White must be writing a term paper about dirty talking because she sure talks the talk while her fingers play a tune on her nipples and pussy. Marilyn actually works at an adult store. “People are always asking me why I’m working up front and not in the back where there’s a strip club. Other than that, guys go right to my tits!”

Terri Jane's SCORE pictorial "Hard To Hug."

Terri Jane's SCORE pictorial "Hard To Hug."

Back at SCORELAND on Saturday, Terri Jane returns in a pictorial from the November ’11 SCORE. If you’re like me, you can’t get enough of this English honey and girl-next-door. If only she lived next door to SCORE. Both guys and girls are fascinated by Terri’s magnificent breastesses. “I have had girls come up to me in the bathroom, asking me if they are real or if they are fake,” Terri says. “Girls come up to me all the time, feeling my boobs. I can’t stop them! They just walk up to me and grab them!” Sounds like a bodyguard would be helpful. Any applicants for the job? Terri is hard to hug. Not because she’s aloof. No one is more happy-go-lucky and friendly. It’s because it’s not easy to wrap your arms completely around her! You are blessed, Terri Jane!

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It’s a boob avalanche this weekend! SCORE big!

November 5, 2011 by Elliot James 4 Comments

There’s lots of boob-packed action this weekend at SCORELAND, XLGirls.com and SCOREVideos. Boobs bigger than your head. Boobs bigger than two heads put together, in fact.

As you saw in yesterday’s Blog and flexible video, the amazing Minka is back at SCORE. It’s been well over a year so welcome back, Minka, the people’s choice.

This weekend, Minka’s got a line of guys waiting for her to autograph copies of Maximum Minka and her SCORE magazines. When one Minka super-fan crashes the line, he almost gets his butt kicked. But Minka likes loyal fans so she treats him to a private afternoon of hot mega-tit fucking, blow jobs and fucky-fucky as only Minka can. He’s hit the big-boobed lottery. Dreams can become reality.

Minka's back at SCORE. Time to party.

Minka's back at SCORE. Time to party.

Over at XLGirls.com, Angellyne Hart gets back home with her date after a night out on the town and decides to give him the ultimate reward: her plumper body and big tits. “When I have sex, my tits bounce around too much so I have to hold them down,” says Angellyne. But no worries. Ms. Hart can always find someone to lend her an extra hand for that.

Date night for Angellyne.

Date night for Angellyne.

And at SCOREVideos.com, SCORE alumna Camille Morgan makes her second XXX video in as many weeks. This time, Camille is a greeter at a tropical resort. She’s got the bikini, she’s got the lei and she’s got the stacked and sexy body. Our kind of hospitality representative. Here’s one guest who’s not going to leave his room for the entire stay!

Camille "leis" one on her guest.

Camille "leis" one on her guest.

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Busty pillow fighting: the only genuine kind of pillow fight

October 27, 2011 by Elliot James 22 Comments
Pillow fighting. World's greatest sport.

Pillow fighting. World's greatest sport.

Did you know that on April 2, 2011, there were huge pillow fights around the earth? “International Pillow Fight Day” has been held every year since 2008. From Taipei, Taiwan to Pisa, Italy; from Birmingham, Alabama to Hamburg, Germany, flash mobs gather every year to whack each other with pillows in an outdoor location.

The world record for the most-massive pillow fight is 3,706 people, documented by Guinness. It was held as a charity event in 2008 in Minehead, Somerset, England.

There’s even an all-female Pillow Fight League that’s been operating out of Toronto, Ontario since 2007. This is a lot rougher and tougher than your average pillow fight, although biting and hair-pulling and putting a brick in the pillow are violations of the official rules.

Unfortunately, the origin of the first pillow fight, and who invented this art form, is lost in the mists of time. My attempt at local libraries and colleges to uncover who was responsible for the world’s first pillow fight was generally answered by “Huh?” and “Stop calling.”

So while we cannot celebrate the creators of the pillow fight on postage stamps and in music and TV, we can enjoy the fruits of their labor. I’m not interested in those massive, public pillow fights. The only true pillow fight must be conducted on a bed among young, busty women in skimpy lingerie, and they need to bounce up and down a lot. And giggle a lot. Extra points are awarded for exposed nipples or tits that spill out. It’s also within the boundaries of true pillow fighting for the participants to masturbate side-by-side with vibrators in a post-pillow fight cool down, Christy Marks and Angela White did this a few years ago at SCORELAND.

Any other kind of pillow fighting is bogus and an affront to the spirit of bonafide pillow fighting. Be that as it may, I still support International Pillow Fight Day.

Pillow fighters like Catt Green and Beverly Paige. Angela White and Christy Marks. Now they’re genuine pillow fighters!

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Big-tit lookalikes

October 26, 2011 by Maria 11 Comments

Tammy looks like Gwen Stefani, but better because Tammy has big tits.

Tammy looks like Gwen Stefani, but better because Tammy has big tits.

I love tits. I love women. I love women with big tits.

They make me happy. 🙂

But not all women come equipped with large funbags.

Tammy from SCORE March '01 is a big-tit look-alike.

Tammy from SCORE March '01 is a big-tit look-alike.

That makes me sad. 🙁

So, sometimes I like to cruise around SCORELAND and check out all the big-titted doppelgangers. Yep, women who look like women who could use bigger knockers.

(Not to be confused with big-titted women who look like big-titted women, like when people were saying that I look like Kelly Shibari.)

For example, I happen to think that Tammy from SCORE March ’01 looks like Gwen Stefani, if Gwen had bigger tits. (It’s a shame that she doesn’t.)

I am sure that there are plenty of you tit lovers out there who, like me, are drawn to certain models because they represent the better, bigger-boobed version of someone famous.

Share your lookalikes with me!

I would love to hear your thoughts.

xoxo, Maria

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Stephanie Stalls @Scoreland: “I’m a Nympho. Case Closed.”

October 21, 2011 by Elliot James 2 Comments
Stephanie needs to convince her lawyer she has a sex addiction. Is he man enough to find out?

Stephanie needs to convince her lawyer she has a sex addiction. Is he man enough to find out?

Did anyone actually think we would play a fresh Stephanie Stalls interview and strip show this week and then neglect to have her demonstrate even more of her bodacious, rambunctious and randy skills in the art of wood making? Shame on you if you did!

Today at SCORELAND, Stephanie stars in “I’m a Nympho. Case Closed.”

Stephanie and her lawyer are meeting about her divorce settlement. But there’s a problem. She’s been cheating, and her ex-husband has had her followed by private eye Joey Gecko. Stephanie’s lawyer has been given the surveillance photos by her ex’s lawyer. So there’s only one thing for Stephanie to do: convince her skeptical lawyer to convince the judge that Stephanie’s a nymphomaniac and has a cock addiction. Then win that settlement.

Stephanie does it the best way she can. With her blouse-busters, her skilled tongue, her superior suction power and her organ grinder.

Is this why guys become attorneys?

There may be an uptick in law school applications once news of this video gets around.

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