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Stripper shoes. I like to see girls wear ’em!

February 11, 2010 by Elliot James 8 Comments
Bebe Cooper puts her best foot forward.

Bebe Cooper puts her best foot forward.

One of our prolific Voluptuous fans known as “The Feetosopher” is probably going to comment negatively about this topic because he’s a 100% barefoot and sole lover, but here goes. I love to see a girl wearing those skyscraper-heeled open-toed shoes affectionately known by pervs like me as “stripper shoes” or “F-M shoes.” Some examples are shown here. Even if a SCORELAND model doesn’t wear a pair in her pictorials or videos, I guarantee you she’s got three or four in her closet at home, whether she’s a stripper or not. I’ll bet that the girls who read our blog have plenty at home.

Linsey Dawn: you couldn't pull stripper shoes off her feet if you tried.

Linsey Dawn: you couldn't pull stripper shoes off her feet if you tried.

When I see a girl who would never even think of being a stripper wearing stripper shoes , I want to applaud her. When a girl says she wears them around the house, I want to give her an award. Linsey Dawn McKenzie used to practically live in these things. (I think I once dubbed LDM the Imelda Marcos of stripper shoes. ) Now a lot of guys don’t like them because they don’t like strippers or they just think they look stupid or trashy, and so do many girls. Not me. I’ve always believed that they give the ass, leg and foot incredible, super-sexy shapes. I’ve spent many a happy hour in a trance at strip clubs, slack-jawed, eyes glazed over, gazing at the dancer on stage, starting with 1) her tits 2) her feet if they’re in stripper shoes 3) her face 4) her legs 5) her ass and then back to the tits and feet again. I’m pretty sure my ancestors did something similar. (I stopped going to strip clubs some years back but that’s another story.) When I see a red-hot busty model wearing boring pumps or “glamourous” (ugh) shoes that a woman would wear at a wedding party, I’m disappointed if not despondent.

Faith's choice of footwear proves she's a top model.

Faith's choice of footwear proves she's a top model.

As far as Hollywood celebrities, Jessica Simpson, who has her own shoe line, is on the right track a lot of the time. She’s definitely into the F-M stripper shoe mindset. Victoria Beckham thinks like that also and so does J-Lo. The best kind of TV for stripper shoe fans is Latin TV. On stations like Gala or Univision, babes of all ages are perched on chairs with crossed legs, dangling their shoe like Katie Couric used to do. Googlize “stripper shoes” and a zillion stores appear. Many outlets like Wicked Temptations or Flirt specialize in them and the number of styles, some really off the wall, is amazing. So a lot of people like them. And yes, I like bare feet too. In Bebe’s pictorial, she’s bare foot in the second half of the set. It was the best of both worlds. Stripper shoes. I like ’em and that’s final.

I believe that Eva Notty wears stripper shoes around the house instead of fuzzy, flat slippers with bunnies on them.

I believe that Eva Notty wears stripper shoes around the house instead of fuzzy, flat slippers with bunnies on them.

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Rating: 4.6/5

The official toymaker of SCORE

February 7, 2010 by Elliot James 1 Comment

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Some old dudes make fried chicken in a bucket. Others pitch popcorn on TV. The stuff that SCORE Girls stuff themselves with is made by this kindly old doctor in California who feels gratified knowing his products are in the night stands of women around the world. Doc Johnson has been the official toy and novelty company for SCORE since 2005. When you see a babe on SCORELAND schtupping herself with a synthetic schlonger, you know where it came from. The Doctor. I spoke with Chad Braverman of Doc Johnson. Chad’s the Director of Product Development and Licensing, and his dad founded the company in 1976. It may sound like a cliche but he did start it all in a garage. His first item was the eight-inch Natural Dong. Today, Doc Johnson is an orifice-filling empire with over 1500 items, and it has a lot of horny women and men to thank for it.

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SCORE: How many vibrators would you estimate that Doc Johnson has sold over the past 30 years?
Doc Johnson: That’s hard to estimate, but it’s a figure well into the millions.
SCORE: Do you have people test out your products before mass production begins?
Doc Johnson: We test each product thoroughly before it is mass produced. We won’t release a product unless we’re 100 percent confident  consumers will enjoy using it.

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SCORE: How do you deal with so much competition?
Doc Johnson: The adult novelty industry has grown immensely since Doc Johnson launched 30 years ago, and products of every shape and size flood the market each year. The internet has revolutionized our industry. Not only has it increased sales, but it’s forced the brick and mortar shops to upgrade and improve their appearance and inventory. Because we know our space, and place a strong emphasis on research and development, we’ve stayed the recognized leader.
SCORE: Is there a company archivist that’s logged the history of the company from year to year?
Doc Johnson: Definitely. We’ve been keeping records of products and Doc Johnson memorabilia since day one.  It’s amazing to look back to some of our first catalogs ever launched and catch a glimpse of history. They’re very retro to say the least, yet at the time, they were considered cutting edge.

Doc Johnson makes toys molded from the body parts of real-life porn stars. Maybe one day, they’ll do something with a SCORE Girl. Imagine a lifelike recreation of Minka’s tits, Sara Jay’s ass or Morgan Leigh’s pussy!

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Rating: 4.4/5

Mianna smothers a pecker. Bebe milks her creamy jugs.

February 6, 2010 by Elliot James 4 Comments
Don't miss Mianna's new video on SCORELAND.

Don't miss Mianna's new video on SCORELAND.

When Mianna Thomas walks into a bikini shop to buy swimsuits, we’d love to bring a chair and hang out by the dressing room. Today, Mianna is back for her 3rd SCORELAND action video, and she’s still only 19 years old! It’s not easy screening videos at work when you have an erection, but it can be done. The mammary marvel of Las Vegas, Nevada leaves her teen years behind on February 28. We hope Mianna’s birthday bash will be as hot as this Voluptuous Theater video.

And now for the event you’ve been asking about and waiting for. Bebe Cooper arrives at SCORELAND tomorrow in her very first pictorial and video, and if you dig big, blue-veined, alabaster tits and perky nipples you could hang paintings on, you’ll go bonkers seeing Bebe milking herself, squeezing her 32H-mounds, and fingering her sopping wet pink pussy and clitty. Just what the milk man ordered. Bebe is one of the best looking milkers I’ve ever seen. One hot honey.

Bebe squirts out the cream as a milky mama.

Bebe squirts out the cream as a milky mama.

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Rating: 4.4/5

Dallas Dixon is a player-wife.

January 28, 2010 by Elliot James 4 Comments

SCORELAND just posted a fresh pictorial of Dallas Dixon from the January ’10 Voluptuous, and there’s something interesting about her personal life in addition to her busty-neighbor-next-door look.

Dallas Dixon's office attire, Jan. '10 Voluptuous

Dallas Dixon's office attire, Jan. '10 Voluptuous

Dallas Dixon and not her husband in the V-mag movie Hooter Hospital.

Dallas Dixon and not her husband in the V-Mag movie Hooter Hospital.

She’s been married for 10 years, has a regular job and her husband is cool with her fucking other guys. Now, he doesn’t want to bang other men’s wives or the check-out clerk at his supermarket. But he likes seeing his wife get cocked. Our SCORE TV reporter talked to Dallas while she was relaxing in the dressing room. She’s only posed for us, although I’m sure other companies have been after those great tits.

I’ve never been married to a porn star, a hooker, a promiscuous woman, a sex surrogate, a swinger or a free love advocate, so I don’t know how I could handle a situation like Dallas’ hub does. But I know guys who do. I don’t know if there is some secret to handling the thought of some guy’s cock in your woman’s pussy. There probably is.

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Rating: 4.6/5

Maggie Green’s first hardcore girl-girl

January 22, 2010 by Elliot James 6 Comments
Daphne de-pants Maggie in Boob Science.

Daphne de-pants Maggie in Boob Science.

In the feature DVD Boob Science, there’s a scene with Maggie Green doing her first hardcore girl-girl with Daphne Rosen. A couple of weeks ago, our studio manager came by and felt that SCORELAND guys should see this scene on the site, complete and uncut. It was the first time that Maggie ever did anything this hot and wild with another girl.

This Saturday, we’re ready to roll it for “Saturday Night At SCORE Theater.” It’s something of a first since we usually don’t run a complete chapter from a brand new DVD. Here’s the Boob Science back story for this scene. Two geeks named Dexter and Sheldon strike out constantly with girls, so they use their computer skills to create a superwoman named Mandy, played by Daphne. Daphne rips into the nerds for their lack of basic breast-loving skills. As part of their education, she conjures up Maggie so she can personally show the two dorks how a busty girl needs to be handled. And does she ever!

Dominno makes new friends quickly.

Dominno makes new friends quickly.

Then on Sunday in Bowling For Boobs in SCORE Theater, Dominno goes to a bowling alley. Maybe it’s her pink high heels or maybe Dominno’s just a klutz, but she’s having a lot of trouble tossing the ball. That two-piece schoolgirl/stripper outfit doesn’t help her bowling when her boobhound friend sees her. His mind in the gutter, his eyes pop out of his head like Wile E. Coyote’s and  he can’t keep his fingers to himself. But Dominno likes his balls better than bowling balls anyway so he scores a strike. The moral of this SCORELAND video is that the couple that bowls together splits.

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Rating: 3.9/5

Jayden & Kali & Isis & Cynthia: SCORELAND is boobin’!

January 15, 2010 by Elliot James 10 Comments
You can trust your car to a girl without a bra.

You can trust your car to a girl without a bra.

There’s a whole lotta sweatermeat jiggling this weekend at SCORELAND, starting today with Isis Haze and her busty car wash show. Isis has the answer to the auto industry woes…if only they would listen.

Kali throws a POV hand party.

Kali throws a POV hand party.

Eight months knocked-up, Kali West shows how handy she is at cum extraction in Tits & Tugs. That’s going up Saturday.

You met Jayden Prescott when she arrived at The SCORE Studio and chatted in a blog video with Dave. Now Jayden’s first photo shoot is ready to roll in “New Discovery” on Sunday.

Jayden's first time!

Jayden's first time!

Breastnosis: The research continues.

Breastnosis: The research continues.

Our research into the mysteries of breastnosis continues with Cynthia Flowers  in “Boob Hypnosis,” posting Sunday in our Hardcore Special section. Cynthia’s major bazonkas turn us into real suckers. Stare at them and she’s got you.

See you in the members’ area!

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Rating: 3.9/5

Christy Marks Voted SCORELAND Model of the Decade

January 1, 2010 by Elliot James 28 Comments
Christy Marks SCORELAND Model of the Decade.

Christy Marks SCORELAND Model of the Decade.

Congratulations, Christy. It’s official. After over three months of voter deliberation and a controversial “Matrix” voting system that itself led to lots of heated comments, both positive and negative, SCORELAND has its doll of the decade. Breathing heavily down her neck (figuratively speaking, that is), Karina Hart, Christy’s co-star in Busty Riding Academy, came in at #2. Christy Marks, an awesome 18 year-old, 36H-cup discovery from Pennsylvania, debuted in November ’07 SCORE. She was immediately signed as an exclusive model in the tradition of many big-bust superstar covergirls. From the very beginning, Christy hit the Top Rated Twenty page in the SCORELAND Model Directory and she never left. Now all grown up at 21 years-old this past October 13, Christy’s headspinning list of accomplishments includes a website devoted to her, two major group photo-projects in the Bahamas (Big Boob Paradise, On Location Eleuthera) and Hungary (Busty Riding Academy), a slew of R and XXX-rated DVDs and a stack of magazine credits. All this, and still the real-girl-next-door, but now the Model of the Decade. Have a happy 2010, Christy, and from all of the staff at The SCORE Group, we simply say “love ya.”

Hot off the press, Christy proudly showed off her first cover issue in 2007.

Christy proudly showed off her first cover issue in 2007, still hot off the press.

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Rating: 4.2/5

Model of the Decade: Will it be a photo finish?

December 31, 2009 by Elliot James 5 Comments
Christy raised the bar.

Christy raised the bar.

Karina cast her own spells.

Karina cast her own spells.

It’s Thursday. The clock is running. Tomorrow morning, Friday, January 1, 2010, we’ll know who’s won the SCORELAND Model of the Decade contest. As soon as everyone recovers from New Year’s Eve. It’s too tough a call for me personally. I’ve kept out of the voting anyway. Christy Marks. Karina Hart. I enjoy them both for different reasons. They each bring their own style and their own game to the table. There were times when I did wonder if Merilyn would take one of them out. But deep down, most people guessed correctly from the beginning that this would ultimately be a two girl race.

In 2007, U.C. wrote: “I have always been tempted to write to you guys. But I was never sure of what to say that would mean something. Now you guys have given me something to write about Christy Marks. That is a goddess next to Linsey Dawn McKenzie.”

In 2008, C.B. emailed: “I’ve been a member with you guys for ages now. Have to say I’m a big  fan of Linsey Dawn and lots of your other girls but Karina has the potential to be # 1. No doubt in my mind!”

The same clash of the titans is happening in the annual SCORE and Voluptuous Model of the Year contests. Christy won both titles last year while Karina won both Newcomer contests. Now they’re squaring off for both Model of the Year contests. The major difference between the Model of the Decade contest and the Model of the Year contests is that the Decade contest is only on SCORELAND and was designed only for Internet application while the Model of the Year contest is run in both print mags as well as on SCORELAND. But the difference is not just in the contrasting media. The two voting groups, one Internet-based, the other a print magazine readership, actually have very different tastes and viewpoints so the voting  is a study in contrast as well as in psychoboobology.

Me, I just wish Christy and Karina both lived down the street from our building. Add Merilyn Sakova to that wishlist also. But I’m grateful for what we have received…

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Rating: 4.5/5

Four remain, three to go. How about a big hand for Bea?

December 29, 2009 by Elliot James 15 Comments
She may not smile much but her boobs look happy to us.

She may not smile much but her boobs look happy to us.

The morning I checked the Model of the Decade contest and there she was, popping up in all her glory, Bea Flora. Poland’s pride. The fifth most popular SCORELAND Girl since 2000. I thought she’d be fifth of the five because even though Bea’s beautiful and has a smokin’ busty body, Bea rarely smiles in her layouts, even to the extent of looking glum or unhappy, which is a misperception (I think the not smiling is a Euro-chick thing), but an ultra-serious expression tends to have a subliminal effect on the viewer. Now we are down to four and it’s up to you, SCORELANDER. Who will be voted #4 tomorrow? Nicole Peters? Christy Marks? Merilyn Sakova? Or Karina Hart?

The contest is wrapping up the way most people thought it would end, and the way things are heading, according to most of the predictors, it looks like the final two will be…yeah, you guessed ’em. We’ll know soon enough on Friday morning when the winner and #2 pop-up.

Our CEO John Fox observed the other day that out of the top ten, only two girls have done hardcore (Christy Marks and Karina Hart only in one tit-fuck and handjob scene in Busty Riding Academy which some people might not count as XXX) while Ines and Angela have only done girl-girl. And Sharday and Bea Flora barely opened their legs.

Now Christy has done a lot of XXX the past year but there is something about her that just doesn’t bring the title “porn star” to mind. She’s more the girl-next-door who loves fucking on camera. So being a big-boobed SCORE or Voluptuous porn star like Daphne Rosen or April McKenzie didn’t have much of an impact on a girl’s popularity, at least in this contest. Deduce from these facts what you will, Watson. It’s been more than interesting, considering some of the SCORELAND member poll results.

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Rating: 4.7/5

The SCORELAND uniform

November 19, 2009 by Maria 21 Comments
The SCORE uniform is NOT waterproof...thank god.

The SCORE uniform is NOT waterproof...thank god.

Destiny Rose busts out of this top and makes her debut in the Feb. '10 issue of V-mag.

Destiny Rose busts out of this top and makes her debut in the Feb. '10 issue of V-mag.

Camelia Davis really fills a shirt out.

Camelia Davis really fills a shirt out.

It never gets old. It never ceases to make my little heart skip a beat.

The SCORELAND T-shirt.

The white, clingy fabric stretched out over the expanse of an ample bosom…it’s perfection.

So when we get a new luscious lady in, and she comes out of the studio’s dressing room wearing it,and her boobs are coming out of it, well, it is a moment of shining glory. A moment to be captured in a photograph.

It’s like a rite of passage.

When a woman comes out of that dressing room wearing the SCORELAND uniform, it is as if she has arrived. It’s official.

She is a SCORE Girl.

Michelle May wears her uniform proudly.

Michelle May wears her uniform proudly.

Arianna Sinn: G-cups don't always fit in the SCORE tank top. (Thank goodness!)

Arianna Sinn: G-cups don't always fit in the SCORE tank top. (Thank goodness!)

She becomes part of the tradition…part of the legendary magic.

It makes me want to salute her and welcome her to a league of extraordinary ladies.

It makes me want to welcome her to SCORE.

It’s really pretty breathtaking, actually.

Because all things come and go, but a SCORE Girl is forever.

AMEN.

xoxo, Maria

Sophie Mae: Score Girl, bellydancer and hottie.

Sophie Mae: SCORE Girl, bellydancer and hottie.

Renee Ross and Scarlett Rouge...Sex in the T-shirts? No, Sex In The Titties.

Renee Ross and Scarlett Rouge...Sex in the T-shirts? No, Sex In The Titties.

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Rating: 4.6/5