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Happy Birthday, Arianna Sinn

October 14, 2010 by Elliot James 20 Comments
Arianna birthday: should be a national holiday in Romania.

Arianna birthday: should be a national holiday in Romania.

On this day, October 14, Arianna Sinn celebrates her birthday. This is a great day for breast lovers around the world. Arianna has it all and she’s not selfish about sharing it. Another great day was the day Arianna decided to show everything for the camera. She could have been just another girl who got a regular job after graduation in some business office, someone that no one would have ever known about. It was her destiny to become a supermodel. We knew it when we reviewed the “Boob Quest” special on SCORELAND. Now that she’s doing it all on BustyArianna.com, she’s making an even bigger impact. I predict that Romania will erect a statue in her honor.

“Everybody in my family wonders why I have such big breasts,” Arianna said in November ’10 SCORE. “I do not know, but I am happy that I have them. I love them! It was very surprising because I started developing before all the other girls in school, and I developed very fast. The boys liked it, of course.”

 

It’s not well known but one of Arianna’s ancestors also changed the course of history. Her name was Arianna too. In the 19th century, Romania did not exist as a single nation. It was a region of different areas called Moldavia, Wallachia and Transylvania with one thing in common: most of the women carried really big jugs. One day, a dude named Prince Cuza wound up at Arianna’s inn when he stopped to water his horse. He learned that Arianna was knowledgeable about the area and its people. Arianna suggested that the Prince unify Wallachia and Moldavia into a single nation-state, Romania. The Prince thought this was a brilliant idea and so Romania came to be in the year 1859, thanks to Arianna the First.

Happy Birthday, Arianna. You have strengthened American-Romanian relations.

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Happy Birthday, Christy Marks!

October 13, 2010 by Elliot James 4 Comments
Christy: 22 years-young today.

Christy: 22 years-young today.

On this day, October 13, Christy Marks celebrates her birthday. The world can keep its Paris Hiltons and its Lady Gagas. I’m good with Christy.

I remember the night I got the phone call at my desk. The date was Thursday, February 22, 2007. The call was from a guy I’d never talked to before. But he knew us. He was a SCORE reader. He said he could put us in touch with an 18-year-old girl with huge boobs who he thought was perfect for SCORE. We talked for a while, and I asked him to email me. The next day, I forwarded his email to the studio. The rest you know. Sometimes the magic works. Sometimes it doesn’t. This time, it worked.

Christy made the average teen look like an ironing board.

Christy made the average teen look like an ironing board.

Since then, Christy has starred in 13 DVDs, 33 magazines, the website ChristyMarks.com and many pictorials and vids on SCORELAND. She was SCORE Newcomer of the Year, SCORE Model of the Year, Voluptuous Model of the Year and SCORELAND Model of the Decade. (She and Karina Hart pretty much dominated the world in 2008.) With a schedule like that, Christy just didn’t have the time to solve America’s economic and health care mess, but I think she could have if it was on her to-do list.

Christy’s not shy about sex or about talking about sex very candidly and realistically, which makes an interview with her fun and exciting. Like this sound-bite from 2009:  “I like fucking and playing with myself at the same time. I don’t do it all the time because some guys get really self-conscious like, ‘Am I not doing my job right? This chick is playing with herself.’ And I have to be like, ‘Yeah, you’re doing it right, keep going!’ And I like to dirty talk during sex, too. That gets me hot. But I don’t talk a lot because most guys are not into that. Most guys are really traditional where I am from.”

Happy Birthday, Christy Marks

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You can’t please all of the people all of the time, but you sure can try!

October 8, 2010 by Dave 10 Comments
Tawny Peaks is one of the greatest SCORE Girls ever…depending upon who you ask.

Tawny Peaks is one of the greatest SCORE Girls ever…depending upon who you ask.

When you pick up a copy of SCORE (or browse the on-line version at SCORELAND), do you expect to like every single pictorial? And if you don’t like every single pictorial, will you swear to never buy another issue or subscribe for another month?

I’m praying that your answer to both questions is “No.” Because if it’s not, I’m in trouble.

Back when I was a magazine buyer (as opposed to the editor of SCORE), I was willing to fork over my money for a mag if there was just one pictorial that I knew would get me off over and over again. Back then, I figured five or six dollars was a small price to pay for a half-dozen or more quality jacks. And if an issue had three or four pictorials that got me off, it was a keeper. An all-time great.

Because let’s face it: Even though we’re all big-boob lovers here, we all have different tastes in boobs, girls, bodies, etc. And the odds of every single reader/member being satisfied with every single pictorial in a particular issue are…well, I probably have a better shot at hitting the lottery. The big one.

I started buying SCORE and Voluptuous sight unseen because I could depend on every single issue having at least two, three or more girls who wouldn’t get me down. And that was enough. I mean, even back then, I knew that SCORE wasn’t my own, personal magazine. It wasn’t published just for me, a focus group of one.

And now that I’m the editor of SCORE, I can’t put a girl in the mag just because I like her. I have to be pretty certain that a lot of readers will like her, too. Not every reader. A lot of them. But I know that satisfying everybody with every pictorial will be impossible.

Ashley Sage Ellison always seems to be at the center of controversy. I'd rather stare at her tits than argue.

Ashley Sage Ellison always seems to be at the center of controversy. I'd rather stare at her tits than argue.

One day, I got this letter from B.P. of Toronto, Ontario: “I was a little disappointed in the girls you selected for the bikini pictorial in the August issue. They were all in the huge, super-breasted category. To me, what makes a great bikini girl is not just the way her tits look but also her legs, waist and overall physique. I agree with your choice of Tiffany Towers, but Tawny Peaks? C’mon! She has big tits, but there are SCORE Girls with smaller tits who look better in a bikini.”

But then, the next day, I got this via email: “Re: bikini contest. Although they are all extremely hot I have to vote for Tawny Peaks. She defines a sexy woman.”

So, one guy doesn’t think Tawny Peaks shouldn’t be anywhere near a bikini contest, and the next guy thinks she’s the definition of a SCORE bikini girl.

One guy thinks Ashley Sage Ellison is perfect. The next guy threatens to cancel his subscription if we ever run another photo of Ashley.

And then, when we run another photo of Ashley, and the second guy accuses us of not listening to the readers.

Some readers want us to reject any model who won’t fuck, no matter how stacked she is. Other readers don’t want to see any cock in the magazine. How can you please both? You can’t. It’s impossible.

I could stop running pictures of Minka in SCORE. But then I'd have to go looking for a new job.

I could stop running pictures of Minka in SCORE. But then I'd have to go looking for a new job.

Here’s an excerpt from a letter I ran in the January 2011 issue of SCORE. It’s from Ed of Iowa: “I love naturals: naturally busty and naturally beautiful (as opposed to skinny girls smuggling basketballs). There is definitely nothing wrong with beauties such as Ashley Sage Ellison, Karina Hart or Christy Marks in either magazine. It’s when you feature models like Minka, Lexxi Tyler or Danielle Derek that I have no interest in. Wasted pages that could have decent photo layouts.”

Do you see that? He’s criticizing Minka, one of the most-requested models of all-time! If I go three issues without putting Minka in SCORE, I’m sure to get the “Where’s Minka?” letters and emails.

But then there was this recent Blog comment from J.P. regarding my posting, “Five (and many more) very good reasons the breast of times is now.” “Sorry, Dave, but I totally disagree. Although Miosotis is my favorite of the bunch (and I think Christy Marks is totally overrated), I don’t think any single one of these girls holds a candle to the slim and stacked girls of the 90s. It has nothing to do with nostalgia. SCORE is about HUGE BOOBS, real or enhanced. Enhanced ones are just as good in my opinion.”

Anyway, the purpose of this posting is to 1.) Let you know how we go about doing things and 2.) Let you know that we are listening. We’re always listening. But listening and doing exactly what every reader says are two completely different things. The former is something we do every day. The latter is impossible. Fortunately, keeping every reader and member satisfied isn’t impossible. It’s a matter of getting the recipe right. Using the proper ingredients. And that’s both the challenge and the fun part.

So you keep letting us know what you want. And we’ll keep on sorting this whole thing out…even if, sometimes, it’s enough to drive an editor crazy!

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Busty MILFs: The greatest thing on Earth

September 23, 2010 by Dave 2 Comments
A MILF like Kandi Cox doesn't play games. She fucks.

A MILF like Kandi Cox doesn't play games. She fucks.

MILFs like Daylene Rio know they have the power to make balls explode.

MILFs like Daylene Rio know they have the power to make balls explode.

V.C. from Naples, Florida, writes, “Would you consider doing a magazine and XXX DVD dedicated to the best big-breasted MILFs, such as Rachel Love, Ashley Evans, Vicky Vette, Kelly Madison, Carolyn Monroe and Penny Porsche? Mature ladies talk sex and perform better.”

Now there’s a topic, and since I’m the editor of SCORE, 40Something and 50Plus MILFs magazines, I can definitely relate to what V.C. is asking for. He makes some good choices, but he left out a few, too, such as Kandi Cox, Selexia Rae, Daylene Rio and Harmony Bliss, among others. What do these SCORE Girls (SCORE Women, actually) have in common, other than their big tits? It’s simple: They don’t tease. They don’t fuck with your head. They fuck. Every single one of them, in addition to Rachel, Ashley, Vicky, Kelly, Carolyn and Penny, can be seen in hardcore action at SCORELAND.

Don't worry. Harmony is a MILF. That bra will come off soon enough.

Don't worry. Harmony is a MILF. That bra will come off soon enough.

Does Selexia Rae need to spell it out for you?

Does Selexia Rae need to spell it out for you?

Of course, in SCORE and on SCORELAND, we don’t mention a model’s age, the thinking being that it’s not polite to ask a woman her age. But any MILF lover can tell a MILF when he sees one, and it has nothing to do with how old she looks. It has to do with how old she acts. Mature women are more overtly sexual than younger women, at least in my opinion. They know what they want, and they go for it. They don’t worry about what other people think about them. They don’t allow the possibility of being judged by other people to get in their way of having a good time.

I probably could say more about the subject of busty MILFs (and MILFs in general), but in all honesty, I’ve never really tried to put into words why I think they’re so hot. I just know they are. I don’t have to think about it. I just know. And you know what I mean.

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Valory Irene’s tits are sprung free at last!

September 21, 2010 by Dave 11 Comments
Valory Irene: Her top comes off today…finally.

Valory Irene: Her top comes off today…finally.

Until Valory's arrival today, Merilyn Sakova was the Ukraine's No. 1 export to SCORELAND.

Until Valory's arrival today, Merilyn Sakova was the Ukraine's No. 1 export to SCORELAND.

As cock teases go, this might be the biggest ever. But, hey, when a girl is as special as Valory Irene–or, maybe I should say, when a girl has a perfect, natural FF-cup rack like Valory does–sometimes the wait makes everything better when the big days arrives. Well, the big day has arrived. The big moment, actually. It arrives seven minutes, five seconds into Valory’s debut video today at SCORELAND, when she reveals her tits for the first time.

Valory is from the Ukraine, the same country that gave us Merilyn Sakova. Other than the fact that they’re both naturally stacked (and they’re both very slim), they aren’t much alike. At least I don’t think so. Valory’s tits are nothing like Merilyn’s tits. Valory’s ass is nothing like Merilyn’s ass. They don’t resemble each other facially, either. And, hey, why should they? Not all Americans look alike, so why should all Ukrainians look alike?

Actually, if all Ukrainians looked like Valory and Merilyn, we’d set up permanent shop in Kiev.

Anyway, Valory is 21. She’s never modeled before. She says she’s a little shy, and I believe it. She’s 5’4″, 126 pounds and measures 42-27-38. She doesn’t have a boyfriend, but she wants one. She works as the manager of an Internet company. You will see her absolutely nowhere else but at SCORELAND.

And, starting today, after a 14-day tease, you’re going to see a whole lot more of her.  Enjoy.

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The next great pair

September 8, 2010 by Dave 31 Comments
Valory Irene has amazing tits. Trust me.

Valory Irene has perfect tits. Trust me. And if you don't trust me, trust John Fox. He never lies.

Listen, I’m under strict orders, and I’m not going to grab a photo of new discovery Valory Irene naked and post it on the Blog just so you can get your rocks off on some free tits and I can get myself torn a new asshole. Even posting this photo is probably pushing things a little. You see, this photo is NOT part of the 14-day Valory Irene countdown that’s going on now at SCORELAND, which means that at this point, it’s not an officially sanctioned Valory Irene photo.

Yeah, security is tight around here, but there’s a reason for that. SCORE chief John Fox, who has seen a few hundred-thousand pairs in his day, thinks Valory has the most-perfect tits ever. Actually, his quote was, “If God created the perfect tits, they would be Valory’s.”

I have to say, I’ve seen them, and to quote a famous TV show, “They’re real and they’re spectacular!” Facially, Valory doesn’t look like [INSERT MYSTERY MODEL’S NAME HERE], but in shape, her breasts are nearly dead ringers for [INSERT MYSTERY MODEL’S NAME HERE], and her ass is on a par with [INSERT MYSTERY MODEL’S NAME HERE], too.

Why all the mystery? I could show you. But then somebody would probably kill me.

Anyway, the countdown is going on now, then on September 21, you’ll get Valory’s first video, followed by 13 days of photos, more videos, an interview and more. All with naked tits.

Hey, patience is a virtue.

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“Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I…I wanna be on you.”

August 12, 2010 by Maria 11 Comments

There is a scene in the LOL-classic Anchorman where Will Ferrell’s character, Ron Burgundy, sees a vision in white from across the room at a party and he walks up to her and tries to be suave and pick her up. When he opens his mouth, all he can say is, “I wanna say something. I’m gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don’t, send it right back. I want to be on you.”

Yeah…hilarious and NOT at all smooth.

However, I can relate to this because if I EVER got the chance to hit on Gianna, I would probably fail this way, too. You see, this woman and her “Melt-your-face-off-with-my-epic-fuck-mojo” stare would probably bring me down to my knees. Gianna is one of the MOST-SEXUALLY POTENT women I have ever encountered. From the way she carries herself to the way she whispers all sorts of nasty shit to someone when she is fucking their brains out, Gianna can do no wrong. She is, to me, like fuck Nirvana.

In fact, if she brought me down to my knees with her sexual RAWR! I would probably enjoy the view because Gianna is hotness in that POV. How do I know this? Because I found these two photos of Gianna in SCORELAND and you know what? SHE WOULD LOOK GOOD LOWERING HER PUSSY INTO YOUR AWAITING FACE FROM THE FRONT AND FROM THE BACK!!!!!

Sorry, I had to yell that out.

This woman makes me overheat.

sigh…Gianna…I wanna be on you.

xoxox

Maria

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That Brady lady…with a Cherry on top

August 7, 2010 by Elliot James 1 Comment
Fresh Cherry at SCORELAND.

Fresh Cherry at SCORELAND.

Today, Cherry Brady is back at SCORELAND in her first brand-new pictorial and matching video! Hang out with Cherry in her swanky, ultra-lounge bachelorette’s pad as that Brady lady does the cha-cha with her vintage vacuum cleaner while sipping on a chilled Cherry-tini.

Observe her vintage bullet-bra and retro undies and black stockings, the kind that Hollywood starlets used to drive guys crazy with in the ’50s. Now Cherry’s the one drivin’ mankind crazy. We won’t describe what she does. That would be cheating. Log in and see Miss Brady launch those twin torpedoes. You’ll thank her in the morning.

Over at SCOREVideos.com, Cherry reviews the DVD K-JUGS in another new must-see Brady video. Yes, there’s a trailer and you can see it here.

At the movies with Cherry on SCOREVideos.com

At the movies with Cherry on SCOREVideos.com

On Sunday, hot chick Bella Blaze from October ’10 SCORE boffs her brains out in a smokin’ SCORE Theater video. She’s on fire, and this dude’s hose gets to douse the flames.

Cherry and Bella. Tits a fine weekend at SCORELAND.

Bella sets his pants on fire.

Bella sets his pants on fire.

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Hard times with Contessa and Melonie

July 31, 2010 by Elliot James 1 Comment
Melonie Maxx makes men speechless.

Melonie Maxx makes men speechless.

Melonie Maxx and Contessa Rose get a grip on things this weekend at SCORELAND in two nut-busting pictorials and matching videos. Melonie gives regular Kevin a hard way to go, as you’ll see, but he didn’t complain. Melonie said something during an interview with Maria that initially scared the hell out of us.

Contessa Rose could use a hand.

Contessa Rose could use a hand.

“I actually thought about getting a reduction at one point in my life,” she revealed. “But then I decided not to. I didn’t want to lose sensitivity. And I figured that they give me an edge. So I am going to keep them.”

Now those are the kind of words we want to hear in general. Thankfully, Melonie never got a reduction or the course of history would have been transformed for the worst. Now we can continue to enjoy Melonie’s beauteous bounties, and I can sleep soundly without bad dreams.

Contessa plays the alto saxophone back home in Georgia, which explains why she’s so talented in this video. She’s been a big hit with redhead lovers since her first vids and pictures last year. One of my favorites is a bellydancing lesson she gave to Eva Notty when they were making Boob Science. And I gotta say that while I’m a tit-man, Contessa’s legs and ass drive me fucking nuts. Her XXX video this weekend is P.O.V., putting you in the driver’s seat. I don’t know what percentage of you love point-of-view action, but, for me, I can happily live without man-face.

Enjoy the weekend and these two stacked foxes because Monday comes fast!

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Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! To who? TO US!

July 19, 2010 by Maria 9 Comments
It's our first birthday party! Karina knew you were cumming so she baked a cake!

It's our first birthday party! Karina knew you were cumming so she baked a cake!

Sharday demonstrates how we eat cake at the SCORELAND Blog. Well, this is how the models eat cake. We eat it off of them.

Sharday demonstrates how we eat cake at the SCORELAND Blog. Well, this is how the models eat cake. We eat it off of them.

Dawn Phoenix is so excited about the Blog's first birthday, she decided to tit-fuck a bottle of champagne instead of fucking it.

Dawn Phoenix is so excited about the Blog's first birthday, she decided to tit-fuck a bottle of champagne instead of drinking it.

For SCORE (actually, exactly one year ago today), we the people of the republic of all things rack decided that we needed a vehicle to get out there amongst the big-boob lovers on the highways of the Web. After much deliberation and the shooting down of a site called SCOREeditorsXXXposed! (Just kidding!), we created this blog, and a year later, we are going strong.

And while we are all jumping up and down in joy over our blog’s first birthday, I would like to take to time and say that as a new editor on the block, this blog has allowed me to connect to a lot of V-Mag readers and fine-tune my mag to all of your tastes. I appreciate everyone’s feedback about your likes and dislikes, as do Elliot and Dave.

And, how cool is it that you guys can interact with the models?

And how cool is it that we make blog videos where the models have fun and you get to know them better?

I say it’s pretty effin’ cool.

So, happy birthday to us, and thank you for all of your input and blogging’ness, which rules!

Your support of our blog is great. Like underwire to titties. Thanks for helping us stay solid!

xoxoxoxoxox and YAY!!!,

Maria

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