Kelly was a SCORE Model of the Year winner and a reader’s wife.
The SCORELAND members poll asked a tough question.
“Your girlfriend or wife wants to model in a XXX boy-girl video with a pro stud. How do you react?”
The results were:
37% would firmly object to the idea
35% would support her decision
16% would neither support or object to it
11% said they would try to talk her out of it
The reason I brought it up was because of the trend in married ladies modeling for SCORE, V-mag and XLGirls, in either XXX or solos. I call them WILFS. They can be any age. The mature genres have always attracted wives, divorcees and swingers, but the big-bust girls tend to be unmarried. Some do have husbands but prefer to keep that status confidential. A big part of the appeal of the taboo-busting mature woman genre is that she’s either married or divorced, has kids or grandkids, or is a swinger.
At XLGirls, some of the wives include Zeta Verrone, Jasmine Jones. Katrin Porto and Danica Danali.
The results surprised me considering that this is a hot-button topic that involves the basic human emotions of jealousy, marital fidelity and possessiveness. I was predicting almost no neutrality, but there’s that 16% zone that was much larger than I would have estimated.
This was in sharp contrast to a previous poll asking: “If your girlfriend was asked to model nude professionally, what would your reaction be?”
47% said she could model if she wanted to.
18% would object to the idea of her modeling.
34% would encourage her to try it.
So solo modeling is okay, for the most part, but sex with another guy can be the deal-breaker.
None of the married models wanted to hide their status and some seemed proud of the fact. Some of them talked about their spouses who encouraged them.
This leads us to the ultimate poll question:
Do you lose interest if you learn that a model is married?
11% said yes
41% said no
48% said it doesn’t matter
So for the majority, a model being married doesn’t spoil the fun and might even fuel-up their pleasure. Only a small percentage were bugged by the knowledge that a model is someone’s wife.
Crunching all these numbers and counting all these beans leads me to conclude that more busty married women should model at SCORELAND.
I don’t know why SCORE and V-mag get so few model inquiries from the great nation of Canada. This has bothered me for years, so I try not to dwell on it. I never understood why and I still don’t since SCORE and V-mag traditionally have good readerships there. Lily Valentine, Tiffany Towers, Jayna James (now calling herself Amy Anderssen), Taylor Stevens and, most recently, Montreal mademoiselle Bella French all hail from that massive country. Mega-breasted Tiffany was the first SCORE superstar from Toronto back in the early 1990s, when the magazine was established.
Today at SCORELAND2, the very first set and video of that magnificent Canadian Taylor Steele is showing.
In the summer of 2009, Taylor contacted SCORE. An all-natural hottie with a beautiful face, curvy body and eye-poppingly big boobs, Taylor had–repeat, had–to be photographed, so one of our photographers, Jose, trekked to Toronto for several days. A year later, Taylor joined a high-energy group of centerfolds for the DVD On Location Grand Bahama. Taylor is the kind of girl that should have her own theme song playing wherever she goes, like in movies and TV.
SCORELAND2 is our super-discounted website featuring the breastly best of SCORELAND, XLGirls.com, SCOREVideos and many of our other big-boob sites. It’s a great deal at $9.99 for one month with 20 scenes a month. Numbers don’t lie.
“I live in Toronto, so I have to be bundled up for half the year,” said Taylor, true girlfriend material. The thought of this vixen wrapped in heavy coats and scarves for six months per year makes me sick.
Where are all the busty Canadians like Taylor? Afraid to leave their apartments?
Since this is a heavy eating weekend in the United States and for Americans around the globe, this is the right time for a Blog story about: Breastaurants.
Breastaurants: You may know ’em, you probably love ’em if you’re a SCORELAND Blog reader.
They have big-screen TVs set to sports channels and bar-style food and beer served by pretty girls wearing sexy, skimpy, tight outfits. A brilliant concept if the right girls are interested in being servers, and they clearly are judging by how easily the breastaurants find their many employees.
The word breastaurant went big about five years ago and has stuck, said the southwest bureau chief of the trade publication Nation’s Restaurant News. “Some of the brands are trying to get away from it because it has a connotation of sex, but that’s basically what the category is selling.”
The first and original breastaurant was Hooters. Now there is a slew of imitators making bank. Hooters alone made $858-million in 2012, and its closest competitor, Tilted Kilt, took in $123-million. The managers don’t interview waitresses. They audition them.
Here’s my breastaurant rundown of the most well-known names. It seems to me that they’re good places to find potential SCORE models, although my local Hooters didn’t have any waitresses even as busty as the smallest-chested SCORE Girls. I was ready to hand out the SCOREModelsWanted.com business card.
Hooters: Hot girls in their traditional orange booty shorts and chicken wings.
Twin Peaks: Trains its scantily clad girls to touch the table in a sales technique called “touchnology.”
The Heart Attack Grill: The waitresses dress like nurses and serve the world’s greasiest, fattiest food. Criticized by medical professionals.
The Tilted Kilt: The girls wear short, plaid kilts, white socks and belly-baring tops. Hoot-er, mon!
Mugs N Jugs: beer specialists in tight, black tank tops.
Red Neck Heaven: Texas-style tube tops and denim cut-offs. Think Daisy from Dukes of Hazzard.
The CANZaciti Roadhouse: They show more skin than a chicken wing.
Bikinis Sports Bar and Grill: Exactly. The skimpier the bikini the more you drink.
Wowies Sports Bar and Grill: Florida girls in skin-tight tank tops and camel-toe yoga pants.
Show-Me’s: White tank tops, pink camel-toe booty shorts and chicken wings in the mid-west.
Stacked Burgers: Created by three ex-jocks. The girls wear denim shorts and the usual tank tops.
Bone Daddy’s: You have a dirty mind. The girls serve in the standard two-piece hottie uniforms.
Cheerleaders Sports Bar and Grill: Yes, and sometimes they do bikini car washes.
The question is, who can eat and drink with a boner?
And that other side is also an ass-tounding sight.
Coming or going, Kelly Christiansen will always have our full support when she brings up the rear.
“I’m definitely not shy anymore, and that’s a good thing,” Kelly says. Modeling at SCORE and winning Model of the Year (for 2011) has been a positive experience for her. Without a liberal husband, she wouldn’t have contacted SCOREModelsWanted.com in the first place. So he has our thanks, too.
Kelly’s monokini pictorial on June 29 is her best solo photo set so far, in my opinion.
“KC is a living, breathing wet dream yet somehow seems accessible and approachable. That’s some juggling act for a woman of her beauty,” K.S. wrote in “Scorecard.” “I’m sure her husband doesn’t need reminding that he’s one of the luckiest men alive.”
Skype? Nah. Let's go for a face-to-face office meeting.
Sirale debuted in a XXX scene last week at SCORELAND. Now she shows how she handles being The Hot Office Girl.
Our rating? A+.
Any guy can happily spend his days at the office with someone who looks like Sirale, especially if you were the chosen one to get pulled by her into an empty conference room (with a lock) for a titty hanging, booty popping lunch break.
Anyone have a co-worker who has tits like Sirale’s? Maybe she works down the hall. Maybe she’s the front-desk receptionist.
A few years ago, “Scorecard” received a letter from J.K. who faced an office hottie dilemma.
“I have kind of a predicament. I work with a lady who would be just perfect for Voluptuous. She has huge jugs, at least E-cups, probably even bigger. She’s also very attractive in the face and body, with long, blonde hair and blue eyes. As far as I know, she doesn’t have a steady boyfriend, but she does date quite a bit, but mostly the guys are jerks, to hear her tell it. What can we do to get her photographed? Since we work together, I’m afraid of getting into trouble if I approach her directly myself. I’m dying to see her naked, and having her pose may be the only way.”
Our answer was: How are we supposed to explain to her that we know she even exists? She would know someone who knows her told us about her. Maybe you could enlist the help of one of her female friends who you trust. When a woman tells another woman how great she looks and she should be a model, it goes over much better than when the same thing comes from a guy. Try to somehow subtly let your co-worker know about our website, SCOREModelsWanted.com.”
The philanthropy behind this letter touched me deeply. Here was a guy who wanted to help us out and, by default, the Boob Brotherhood of SCORE and Voluptuous readers instead of helping himself. He could have tried asking the office hottie out on a date or for a drink after work at the local happy hour watering hole, but instead he chose to be a Boob Bro. We never heard back from him, so his office hottie situation remained a mystery.
While I’m immersed in office hottie lore, here are some other office hotties that turn your brain into oatmeal.
Jessi likes to go target shooting and play softball and soccer. From her photos, she looks athletic. She’s a New York Yankees fan, which is kinda surprising since she lives in North Carolina.
Jessi strips down to her birthday suit in our warehouse workshop for her SCORELAND intro. She toys it, too. That’s what our workshop is for.
While most of the world concentrates on thin Hollywood actresses and fashion models, it’s a breast-festivus for the rest of us.
At SCORELAND, Kelly Christiansen, Brandy Dean, Rockell, Lana Ivans and Nancy Navarro are straightening things out big-time. I enjoyed seeing Lana wearing a tight outfit so much, I actually didn’t want her to get undressed. Crazy, right?
Over at SCOREVideos.com, Chantal Raye gets a grip and has the situation well in hand in a lengthy tits, tugs and throat P.O.V. video. The more I see newcomer Chantal, the more impressed I am by her pretty face, huge tits and deep-throating talents.
The big news this week at XLGirls.com is the long-awaited arrival of Sofia Rose. I’m talking 52-inch, 38JJ boobs. Sofia’s got it going with a solo as a sexy secretary and keeps the pace smoking hot in a XXX bed-shaking scene with regular XL Girls stud Tony.
If you have a busty neighbor, friend or acquaintance, tell her to check out SCOREModelsWanted.com. We might be just what she’s looking for.
Welcome beautiful Sofia Rose and her 38JJ marvels.
You’ve got to hand it to Chantal. Those tits are knock-outs.
Miss Hollan is another Eastern European babe with a curvy body and tits that take control and won’t let go.
I need to do a count one day and see which nation stacks up the best in the naturals missile race at SCORELAND. It’s either going to be the Czech Republic or Great Britain, the way I see it. I’m ashamed that the USA lags behind. Yeah, we’ve had Melissa Manning, Roxi Red, Jasmine Shiraz, Anjii Ross , Melissa Reed and Sadie Blooms among the recent American newcomers, but that’s not enough to defeat the European juggernaut. More American girls need to step up to the plate and contact SCOREModelsWanted.com.
Janne has a day job in Prague, Czech Republic as a customer service agent for a car company, but I’ll bet she thinks about modeling during office hours. I’ll also bet she wears low-cut blouses at work.
“I love big cars and big trucks,” says Janne, apparently no Smart car fan. “My dream car is a Hummer.” Janne should move to America and bring her missiles with her because those old, narrow Prague streets have no room for Hummers.
Well, I can dream.
And at SCOREVideos.com, Jolie Rain is back in an all-new XXX scene. Where’s Jolie been? Well, for starters, in Iraq serving in the army! And now the redhaired vixen brings her rack back for a tit attack! Coming soon to the Blog for a video chat and coming to SCORELAND for a hot bouncing shaggeroo!
Jolie Rain: The Redhead With A Rack Is Back at SCOREVideos.com.
