Tomorrow at SCORELAND, Kali West brings her girl-next-door sweetness, stacked body and sexual know-how to SCOREtv.
First, a sit-down with host Dave, then a pipe-fitting with Dick Hertz, human dildo.
I think Jay Leno should copy this on his last show. It would serve NBC right.
Behold the trailer!
The lovely and curvy Kali. Girl-next-door perfection.
Kelly is a very generous woman.
“Before I walked into the studio the first time, I really, honestly did not think I could pose, and coming in and having such a good time and seeing the magazines, definitely, I couldn’t believe it.”
That’s what 2011’s SCORE Model of the Year Kelly Christiansen said. But we believed Kelly could. We had boob faith.
Kelly’s cum a long way in a short time. I only wish there were more of Kelly.
Like clones of her.
A squadron of Kellys.
One Kelly goes home and another Kelly arrives. When she leaves, a third Kelly arrives.
It may be a cliche but it does seem like only yesterday that Dave and I were meeting Kelly for the first time. We were sitting at a table in the back of the studio and asking her about her background. I knew Kelly would be popular but I didn’t know how far she’d take it. She has a bigger-than-life look yet she’s very down-to-earth with a great sense of humor. I’m happy the way things worked out.
Kelly’s the wife of a reader. If not for him, she wouldn’t have contacted us.
Kelly’s “green room” boom-boom at SCOREtv is now playing at SCORELAND. The photos post tomorrow. It has very horny sucking and fucking (her BJ skills are awesome) and a funny chat with Dave on the SCOREtv set after the sexing. Kelly’s been on the SCOREtv show three times.
I think this is my favorite Kelly XXX scene to date.
There’s a rare masturbation video at SCOREVideos that I’m also very fond of. Here’s the trailer for that video.
Miss Castro could start a street riot in that dress.
Horny anal fracking and big-boob banging is the name of the game at SCOREtv when Angelina Castro guest stars.
This is the hotter version of SCOREtv. It’s SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored, raw and unchained and now at SCORELAND.
Adult supervision is required.
SCOREtv host Dave talks to Angelina about the party in her ass while they watch highlights of the Cuban heat machine in action, then we leave the SCOREtv set and go to the full, super-hot shebang.
Angelina is hilarious as she gives her color commentary while watching the video clips with Dave. (She and Minka are natural-born comediennes.)
I’m fascinated by girls who watch their XXX scenes with an editor. It’s different and rarely done (a video within a video). I also enjoy seeing the girls’ reactions and hearing their opinions while they see themselves doing the humpy-hump.
Karen Fisher did it when she shot a bath-tub fuck scene in 2006. “This is so weird!” Karen said because it was easier for Karen, who is usually very serious, to fuck than to talk about fucking while she watched herself on a TV set. Angelina takes a completely different approach. You’ll see.
You’ll also see the only meeting of Angelina and Kelly Christiansen right before Angelina is called to the SCOREtv set. What a dream team!
Watch the trailer. Join the party.
Kelly and Angelina hang in the green room of SCOREtv.
SCOREtv Holiday Edition DVD is now in stores.
SCOREtv Holiday Edition at stores in North America and Europe. My concern is that a TV network suit will rent it or buy it, watch it and decide to hire Dave away as a late-night talk show host. I mean, the guy is all over these box covers. What’s next? His own show on NBC?
Along with the Boob Cruises and the On Location DVDs, the SCOREtv shows are great favorites of mine. I love the mix of tits, skits, chats and comedy.
SCOREtv is like MAD TV, Jimmy Kimmel, Conan, The Man Show and The Benny Hill Show all rolled into one but better because of the SCORE and V-mag Girls and their bare boobs.
Check out your neighborhood adult store for SCOREtv Holiday Edition or get it at eBoobstore.com.
SCOREtv The First Season contains eight episodes.
SCOREtv Season 1 is also on DVD. This edition contains eight of the original episodes featuring an all-star group of hotties.
SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored The Movie amps and ramps up the volume with an all-hardcore XXX edition starring Angelina Castro, Stephanie Stalls, Kali West, Nadia Night and Kelly Christiansen.
Why not get all three? Once you start, you can’t stop.
SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored was filmed in Hump-Vision and SeXXX-o-rama.
Tomorrow at SCORELAND, it’s super-busty sex star Stephanie Stalls in another wham-bammer of an anal knockerbocker!
Stephanie is not one to dawdle. When she wants action from a guy, she and her colossal 34F-caliber cannons are in his face. And that’s a good thing.
What Stephanie wants, she gets.
Are all the women in Kentucky this go-getting and dynamic?
Before things come to a boil in our dressing room, Stephanie talks to Dave on the SCOREtv set and once again demonstrates her extreme flexibility like a living pretzel, rivaling Christy Marks, Kylee Nash and Carmen Hayes for leggy looseness.
I call it must-see TV.
She hasn’t scored at SCORELAND since the SCOREtv Holiday Edition, SCOREtv Uncut and Uncensored and her hot, boy-girl anal video. Be here tomorrow when Stephanie Stalls unholsters her 40″, 34F pistols with magnum force and talks about dancing and stripping in nightclubs around the country. Stephanie shows exactly what she does and then some. Want to know what goes on in those VIP rooms? Miss Stalls gives you big scoops of Southern sweatermeat and tells you where to find her.
Some of Stephanie’s chat reminded me of a story Dave and I did for the October ’08 SCORE, ‘The Uncensored Guide to Lap Dancing.”
It’s an all new SCORELAND video and a ringside ticket to a private lap dance with huge tits and a wet pussy in your face.
I love photos of models in pairs or in a group. Sometimes they’re part of an group event, like a trip overseas; sometimes two of them are crossing paths in the studio.
Like Angelina Castro and Kelly Christiansen getting chummy on the SCOREtv set during SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored.
Like Michelle May and Camelia Davis doing a rare double interview together on video.
Like Desiree and Maserati getting so close when they did a two-on-one tits & tugs two weeks ago that you couldn’t slide a piece of paper between them.
I enjoy the comparison, checking out the girls’ differences and similarities. They can be dressed or they can have their tits out. They can be totally naked, too. I’m all for that.
Seeing the girls together also creates a feeling of community. The kind of community we’d like to live in. Imagine leaving your apartment in the morning and seeing your neighbors leaving, too, except they’re all busty and hot. There could be no better community than that.
I’d call it SCORELAND.
Just below these words, there’s a Blog video of Kelly Christiansen and Angelina Castro, and I could tell you all about it, but you’d be better off clicking that sideways triangle (also known as an arrow) and finding out for yourself. I will tell you that Angelina and Kelly are two of the stars of the new hardcore DVD SCOREtv Uncut and Uncensored, available now at eBoobStore.com, and that both girls can also be seen fucking inside SCORELAND. And I’m not going to tell you anything else because all my mind is registering right now is “Holy shit!”
So I’m sitting in my little white chair on the set of SCOREtv, the cameras are rolling, I’ve got my hair and shirt on, and less than a foot away, Kali West is sucking Shaggy’s cock. Not Shaggy the singer. Shaggy the skinny porn stud with the big cock. Then, a few minutes later, Shaggy is down on his knees between Kali’s legs, eating her pussy, and the two of them are acting like I’m not even there.
Of course, that should have come as no surprise. I mean, it had been a tough few hours for yours truly. A little bit earlier when I introduced newcomer Kelly Christiansen, she gave me a big hug and got cum all over my shirt. And not even her cum, which would’ve been fine. Juan Largo’s cum. You see, Juan–playing the part of a SCOREtv backstagehand–had been fucking Kelly in the SCOREtv Green Room, and he just happened to cum all over her chest just as Kelly was called out for her interview, and Kelly didn’t have the chance to wipe it all off before she gave me that hug. Silly Kelly.
And this happened after I had spent 10 minutes sitting with Angelina Castro as she watched video of herself getting fucked in her mouth, pussy and ass. You know, I really get off on watching girls watching themselves. I did it several years ago with Karen Fisher and also with Sapphire, and it never gets old. The girls always seem embarrassed, like they can’t believe what they’re watching themselves do, but as much as they try to look away, they can’t. They’re fascinated. Same with Angelina.
And that was just the second half of the show. During the first half, Stephanie Stalls, one of my favorites, demonstrated her flexibility before going off to enjoy her first on-camera ass-fucking, and slim ‘n’ stacked newcomer Nadia Night demonstrated the Tenga Flip Hole jack toy, comparing how it felt to how her pussy feels, before also going off to get fucked.
The net result for me was a shirt that needed dry cleaning and a bad case of blue balls. The net result for you is the new DVD SCOREtv Uncut and Uncensored, available now at eBoobStore.com. Basically, it’s “SCOREtv Goes Hardcore.”
See what I go through for you?