Tag Archive: Smiley Emma

Now that’s impressive!

June 28, 2017 by Dave

It’s not often that you see a girl lying on her side and self-sucking.

A girl self-sucking her tits is one of my favorite things. Here, Canada’s Smiley Emma takes a deep self-suck. The photos and video go live today at XLGirls.com.

Self-suckers are rare and beautiful. A girl has to have big, fat naturals in order to suck her tits. They also have to be pliable so she can raise her nipple or nipples to her mouth. Any list of the greatest self-suckers ever has to include Emma, Sarah Rae, Gya Roberts, Cassitty (who once hands-free self-sucked both her tits while bouncing up and down on a cock, a feat that has never been equalled) and Autumn-Jade.

Who’s on your list?

I once saw public self-sucking. I told the story here. Nearly 30 years later, it remains one of my fondest big-boob memories.

I wish I could say that the first thing I noticed about Smiley Emma was her smile

May 14, 2017 by Dave

Why is this girl smiling? Because she knows she makes you happy.

But that would be an outright lie.

Actually, chances are I never would have noticed that she smiles so much if she didn’t call herself Smiley Emma.

When I see pictures like this of this Canadian hottie, I’m Smiley Dave.

Doesn’t quite have the same ring to it, does it?

More new photos and a video of Emma went up at XLGirls.com the other day.

Alaura Grey is making me Smiley Dave these days, too.

Wanted! More office employees like Smiley Emma

March 23, 2017 by Elliot James

Smiley Emma‘s paperwork bores her. The endless grind of office work makes her boobs yearn to be free. She’d rather play.

We’ve done office shoots with many girls for years. Even though I’m sure we’d all love to actually work in the same building with a sexy bra-buster like Emma and see her every day, “office employee” is not on the members’ list of most-popular shoots. That’s always surprised me because the workplace is the likeliest place to find them. The most-popular list (from our many polls and feedback) is sexy nurse, sexy cop, sexy teacher, sexy driver, sexy store clerk, sexy maid, sexy schoolgirl, sexy cheerleader, sexy lifeguard and sexy waitress.

That’s a whole lotta sexy but no sexy office worker. Some things are not understood.

“I’m easy to talk to,” said Emma, a webcam girl in Canada with an ever-present smile on her pretty face. We have to photograph non-USA citizens like Emma (and Roxee Robinson) at one of our off-shore satellite studios for legal reasons. Emma’s worth it.

“I’m nice, down-to-earth and I’m very silly,” she said. Smiley sports a bush, too. She’s got it all.

 

More girls should smile like Smiley Emma.

 

 

 

When Smiley Emma smiles, the whole world smiles with her

January 18, 2017 by Elliot James

The saying “Smile and the world smiles with you” definitely applies to XL Girl Smiley Emma.

That beaming smile and her Canadian cans make anyone smile, and if they don’t smile, there is no hope for them.

“I’m genuinely nice, easy to talk to and I am very silly,” said Emma.

“I think my best features are my smile and my boobs.” You don’t know which one, boobs or smile, to look at first.

Roxee Robinson is from Canada, too. It’s about time Canada invaded XL Girls. We welcome these plush invaders.

Tomorrow: Mya Blair. She’s not Canadian but her cans are colossal.

Emma has a nice bush to go with her Canadian cans.

A new girl who has a lot to smile about

December 16, 2016 by Dave

Emma is smiling because she knows you're staring at her rack.

This is the SCORELAND Blog, so we tend to get SCORELAND-focused around here. But I’m a regular visitor to XLGirls.com, too, and if you love big, natural tits, there isn’t a better place to go.

These days, I’m smiling. I’m smiling because of a newcomer named Smiley Emma who has huge naturals, a plush body and a hairy pussy. As you can tell by her name, she smiles a lot. Emma is from Western Canada, and she told us that if time were frozen for 24 hours, “I would walk around naked outside without worrying about the police and go skinny dipping in a random pool.”

Would somebody please freeze time for 24 hours?

There are now three photo/video pairs of Emma at XLGirls.com plus a video interview plus a bonus video in which she tries on bras.

“I’m generally nice and easy to talk to and am very silly,” Emma said.

Her best attributes? “My smile and my boobs.”

I could have told you that.