Tag Archive: St. Patrick’s Day
March 17, 2024 by Elliot James
You know what beer goggles are. The more you drink, the better someone looks.
Our St. Patrick’s Day Blog is about boob goggles. With boob goggles: The more you drink, the more boobs you see. I will explain with visuals instead of words, using the lovely and ultra-chesty Micky Bells as your cocktail server to demonstrate the boob goggles effect. See Micky at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com.
We begin with a beer at 6PM.
6 PM. The boob goggles effect is about to begin.
8 PM.
10 PM.
Midnight.
2 AM. The boob goggle effect is now complete.
March 17, 2018 by Dave
March 17, 2016 by Elliot James
The kind of student body that gets big attention, the campus coed who gives her male classmates and professors a lesson in “Adult Education.” Holly Wood likes to play dress-up in the bedroom. Which SCORELAND Girl would she like to take a study break with?
“Katie Thornton and Danniella Levy are so sexy,” Holly said. “Dolly Fox looks like so much fun. And Hitomi would be a wild experience! Who knows? Perhaps it will come together soon.”
Madmacs commented, “Hey, SCORE, we want more, more, more hardcore of Holly Wood! Would love to see you talk her into some more shoots and maybe a facial on her beautiful face.”
Holly likes a lot of late night cramming. What grade do you give her?
As a St. Patrick’s Day bonus, two re-scanned sets from the archive are part of today’s boob parade. Irishwomen Cathy Patrick and Lisa Phillips were two of the most-popular bust-out babes of the late 1980s and early 1990s, stars of the big-boob scene in magazines and videos.
Lisa Phillips. Erin go bra-less.
Cathy Patrick. Get your Irish on.
February 20, 2013 by Elliot James
Erin go Bragh-less
This is an old question that’s been tossed around for years. I would need to devote a huge amount of time to scientifically research this subject, so I’ll have to pass. Statistically, I’d guess that redheads don’t have the edge any more than brunettes or blondes do.
Seamus asked if Dave and I could compile a list of Irish and Irish-American all-time great bra-busters. Here’s one fair-skinned SCORE Girl I would include: Brandy Dean from Ohio.
Brandy has Irish-American heritage. Her 38DDD Irish taters also have areolae so large, I think of her when the waitress at the International House of Pancakes brings my short stack of buttermilk pancakes.
SCORE and Brandy have a history. Miss Dean’s first appearance was in the Holiday ’01 issue, but before that, her first photos were published in the October ’99 Naughty Neighbors when she was a newcomer discovered by Kayla Kleevage.
Brandy always looks the same. She never changes. I’m guessing she keeps that pale skin out of the sun.
Surprisingly enough, big-tit hounds don’t approach Brandy like you’d think they would. I mean, look at the cleavage on this girl. I’m sure it doesn’t bite.
“Guys look,” Brandy said. “I can see that they’re looking, but they don’t come up and talk to me. Maybe they’re intimidated. At least that’s what I think.”
It’s hard to believe, but that’s what Brandy said.
Do me a favor. If you ever see Brandy, at least please say hello to her.
I personally think St. Patrick’s Day was promoted and played up so busty Irish-American redheads would be induced to go barhopping after work and get drunk or take off work to stand in the street and watch the parades.
A set of Brandy posts today at SCORELAND.
Add butter and syrup and you're all set.
March 17, 2012 by Maria
Nadia is Irish and her creamy skin should have you stroking your shillelagh.
St. Patrick’s Day is here, and it isn’t the luck of the Irish that brought you here. It was the huge tits we all love!
On this, the day when everybody is more concerned with Irish whiskey and green beer, we are interested in Irish tits.
That’s why we are showing off one of our favorite Irish lasses, Nadia.
Nadia’s pale skin and ripe 36F rack are better than any pot of gold.
You don’t see too many pale riders like her around these days, but can you imagine how she would blush if you sucked on her nipples?
She has appeared in Voluptuous January 2010 and SCORE March 2010.
This year, instead of stuffing your face with corned beef, we suggest you stuff your tube steak in an Irish lass…
an Irish lass like Nadia.
As always, all of us here are SCORELAND wish you a safe and happy holiday!
xoxo
Maria
March 15, 2012 by Elliot James
Topheavy of the mornin' ta ya.
Siri may be of Swedish ancestry, but on St. Patrick’s Day, everyone is Irish and can proudly wear the green. I don’t know if Siri will be lifting a few spirits this weekend at the local watering hole, but I do know that Siri has lifted the spirits, and other parts, of everyone at SCORELAND.
When I think about it, there haven’t been many SCORE Girls from Ireland. This has always puzzled me. Do you know how many English, Scottish and Welsh models have been SCORE Girls? Lots of them. But few from Ireland, which I’m told is a land of creamy-skinned, buxom lasses.
A land of red-haired, busty barmaids wearing V-necked sweaters pulling beer-keg handles.
And then I wake up.
Jay Sweet
Ireland-born Cathy Patrick and Jay Sweet were both in the premiere issue of SCORE, June 1992. They immediately came to mind. Then I drew a blank.
Cathy appeared in SCORE #1, June 1992.
Before them, Belfast’s Lisa Phillips zoomed to the top of the big-boob scene, although Lisa modeled before SCORE was launched.
Even within the UK itself, there have been only a handful of Irish girls, busty or not, in any kind of adult modeling. Why this boob famine for 20 years?
If you are reading this in Ireland, turn on your boob radar and keep us abreast at SCOREModelsWanted.com.
And may the luck of the Irish be with you.
March 17, 2010 by Guest Blogger
Karla James: Rendering beer goggles unnecessary.
It’s St. Patrick’s Day, and you know what that means, don’t you? It means that every guy in the bar tonight will throw on the beer goggles and try to fuck anything that walks. And probably some inanimate objects, too.
The idea of beer goggles was always funny to me. We drink and we drink until every girl at the bar becomes pretty, at which point we can then take them home, fuck them and not be disgusted with ourselves. You know, because we’re such fucking studs that we have to be absolutely bombed to go dumpster diving with a girl who isn’t a fucking super model. Or, you know, maybe it’s just our own insecurities. Beer goggles don’t transform ugly girls into pretty girls. They transform uptight douchebags into normal human beings.
We say that being drunk is an excuse to fuck someone we wouldn’t normally fuck, but the truth is, WE WOULD ABSOLUTELY FUCK THAT GIRL! We just don’t want to get made fun of by our male friends who are hiding behind those same exact insecure thoughts. Sometimes, as men, we really are just that stupid.
That’s why being shit-faced is great. When you’re THAT gone, you’re not thinking about anyone other than you. That girl on the dance floor who’s more Khloe than Kim (Kardashian)? The girl at the bar who may be packing a little extra around the midsection? You’ll totally try to fuck those girl in the parking lot now! And that’s good, because one of them might be the blow job champion of her hometown. And the other one might secretly love anal. And you wouldn’t have known any of that if you were too busy being terrified of what one of your insecure, jackass friends was going to say about you the next day.
If you’ve ever been one of those douchebag guys–and believe me, we all have–don’t go feeling bad about it now. It’s human nature to be insecure. You just need a way to overcome it. That’s why, this St. Paddy’s Day, I want you to go out and get hammered. I want you to drink till you’re blind and can’t form complete sentences. I want you to do as many Jägerbombs as it takes to break free from the shackles of your own insecurities and fuck the girl with the hairy arms.
Because you never really know what you’re missing out on until you ride it like a drunken cowboy.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Now go fuck something.
March 17, 2010 by Elliot James
The proper way to celebrate St. Patrick's Day.
Happy St. Pat’s! You don’t need to be Irish to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day, although it’s well-known that the universe looks upon you more favorably if you are.
Cathy Patrick: ultimate Irish titter?
Although there are tons of models named Kelly, most of them are about as Irish as Minka. Even though big boobs are plentiful in Ireland, the Emerald Isle hasn’t supplied the world with a large supply of huge-boobed models. A cause for shame and humiliation? Sadly, yes, although Ireland has contributed several notables. Cathy Patrick and Lisa Phillips are both Belfast-born. Jay Sweet is an Irish girl with many SCORE credits. Reasons enough to thank Ireland, even if they still need to get into gear. SCORELAND needs more Irish bra-busters.
Lisa in Grand Exuma Cay, The Bahamas.
Nadia is an Irish model of 2010 vintage.
