If you were fucking Kerry Marie, would you be okay with it if she suddenly let loose with, "Oh, fuck my big tits! Slam your cock in my dirty whore cunt"? Or would you just be happy that you're fucking Kerry and you wouldn't give a fuck what she said?
The poll currently running at SCORELAND asks, “Who does the best dirty (or erotic) talking out of this list?” The choices are Christy Marks, Crystal Gunns, Eva Notty, Kelly Christiansen, Kerry Marie and Stephanie Stalls.
This is an interesting list that Elliot has compiled. I have to admit, I normally don’t think of nasty fuck talk when I think about Kerry Marie and Kelly Christiansen, but Elliot did add the “erotic” disclaimer. A lot of other girls could have gone on this list, but Elliot wasn’t try to publish a phone book. Several months ago, I pointed out that Gya Roberts said, “I want you to fuck me on the floor like naughty, wild animals. I want all the neighbors to hear us, baby. I’m going to suck your cock so bad. I’m going to suck it with my mouth on it and then put it between my breasts.” Pretty good stuff. And Sonja Haze, an XLGirls.com newcomer, followed up a torrent of “fucks” with, “Oh, fuck my dirty whore pussy!” As sex talk goes, it doesn’t get much nastier than that.
Elizabeth Starr can also unleash the fuck talk, throwing out the filthy words almost non-stop in a XXX video that’s airing at SCORELAND. “Oh, fuck that pussy! Oh, now you’re trying to play with my asshole, aren’t you? You know how to fuck that pussy, don’t you? Fuck that pussy! Hold that ass!”
Damn fine stuff.
Some guys like the “lady in the boardroom, whore in the bedroom” thing. I kinda go for the “whore in the boardroom, whore in the bedroom” thing, but that’s a matter of personal taste. I do like it when a girl who seems shy and demure starts screaming the “F” and “C” (cock, cunt, cum) words like an out-of-control slut. It’s so unexpected.
So, here are my questions for you:
1. Who are your all-time greatest fuck-talkers among SCORE Girls?
2. Do you like when a woman keeps it kind of demure, like, “Oh, fuck my pussy!” or do you like it when she goes all out, as in, “Oh, fuck my dirty whore cunt!”?
3. When you’re having sex in your personal life, do you like when your partner unleashes the fuck talk? If your wife or girlfriend or whatever said, “Slide your big, greasy rod in my needy cunt,” would that turn you on or get you soft? Or does it depend on the situation?
Of course, I ask these questions for research purposes only, but I kindly ask that you answer them…you dirty, sleazy, fuckin’ Blog readers!
NOTE FROM ELLIOT: I apologize for hijacking Dave’s Blog but I have to include a SCOREVideos link to a girl I am convinced has one of the dirtiest mouths of any SCORE model of the last ten years, Dolly, a very underrated brunette from the northeast . Listen to the filth Dolly says in these two clips. Sheer poetry. Pure magic. Total enchantment. The torrent of dirty words is non-stop in the video she did for us. It was a very long video, almost 40 minutes, and she doesn’t stop the fuck talk for a second. The quality of Dolly’s voice is very sexy too. I’d have chosen different clips myself for this sampling but you’ll get the idea. Here’s the link.
Then there’s Dolly Delight, the Brit blonde who recently traveled with the SCORE peeps to Montego Bay, Jamaica. She’s got her nasty rap down very nicely too, in an English accent. Props to her also. I love potty mouthed girls. Click here for this Dolly.
I love pictorials and videos of the girls getting together. They don’t need to even do anything remotely sexual, although it’s nice if they do. Just seeing a couple of girls together in the same space is enough for me. They can just stand there. It could be candid shots or a regular photo shoot. It’s just exciting to see them actually together, either in hot outfits, swimsuits or birthday suits. I’m happy I feel this way after so many years of being a chest nut.
SCORELAND (since 1992) and XLGirls.com (more recently) have specialized in multiple model shoots, the ultimate being the SCORE Boob Cruises that got bigger and bigger every trip.
Here is a tiny sampling of the girl-girl duos at SCORELAND:
Brandy Talore and Angela White. What a pair. They met when we did Busty Ladies of Oil Wrestling and Ultimate Cherry. This pictorial appeared in the November 2005 V-mag and is on DVD in Bosom Buddies 6. Brandy had just started doing boy-girls and Angela was six years away from it.
Kerry Marie and Lorna Morgan, two natural-born, all-time greats. Dedicated and motivated. Like Linsey Dawn McKenzie, they quickly became role models to any girls starting out. They were roommates in a villa in Algarve for On Location Portugal.
Brandy & Angela
Lorna & Kerry Marie
Angelina Castro and Kerry Christiansen. This is on the set of SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored. No girls are more fun and upbeat than these two. Have you ever heard a model use the word “work” in an interview? A lot of the California porn stars use that word. You won’t hear it from these two.
Leanne Crow and Michelle Bond. They really fill out those bikinis. I envy Englishmen. They get to live in the same country as these girls. This was shot during Leanne’s Stacked Summer.
Kali West and Stephanie Stalls. This is also on the set of SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored. Kali and Stephanie couldn’t be more different in personality and looks…and that’s why I’d love to see them on stage riding the pole and then riding another pole together one day.
There are many more dynamic duos inside SCORELAND. Which are your favorites, past or present?
These are Valory Irene's tits. Is some zoologist telling me her tits look like her ass?
The poll currently running on the Blog asks, “Other than breasts, what is your favorite part of a woman’s body?” Not surprisingly, the No. 1 answer so far is ass at 44%. I say not surprisingly because a letter writer, Jack from Chicago, recently reminded me of the zoologist Desmond Morris, who wrote (and I’m definitely paraphrasing here) that big tits remind men of the globular shape of a woman’s buttocks.
Actually, what Morris said (and I’m quoting from Wikipedia, not exactly the most-reliable source) is that “the shape of female breasts evolved as a frontal counterpart to that of the buttocks, the reason being that while other primates mate in the rear-entry position, humans, because of their upright posture, are more likely to successfully copulate by mating face to face, the so-called missionary position. Morris suggested that a secondary sexual characteristic on a woman’s chest would have encouraged this in more primitive incarnations of the human race, and a face-on encounter may have helped found a relationship between partners beyond merely a sexual one.”
In plain English, what we really want to do is fuck a woman from behind, which we can and sometimes do. But when we fuck her face-to-face, her tits remind us of ass and get us hard. So, it’s not surprising that 44% of you like ass second because in your minds, tits are ass. Or something like that.
But you know what? All of this science is confusing. Do you know why I like big tits? Because they get my cock hard. Do you know why I like a girl’s ass? Because it gets my cock hard. Why do these things get my cock hard? Because I like them. Why do I like them?
Okay, all this thinking is making my cock soft. I don’t want my cock to be soft, so I’m going to log into SCORELAND and check out some big tits. I heard that Stephanie Stalls is fucking this weekend. Leanne Crow is getting her tits out. And that’s all I need to know.
Stephanie needs to convince her lawyer she has a sex addiction. Is he man enough to find out?
Did anyone actually think we would play a fresh Stephanie Stalls interview and strip show this week and then neglect to have her demonstrate even more of her bodacious, rambunctious and randy skills in the art of wood making? Shame on you if you did!
Today at SCORELAND, Stephanie stars in “I’m a Nympho. Case Closed.”
Stephanie and her lawyer are meeting about her divorce settlement. But there’s a problem. She’s been cheating, and her ex-husband has had her followed by private eye Joey Gecko. Stephanie’s lawyer has been given the surveillance photos by her ex’s lawyer. So there’s only one thing for Stephanie to do: convince her skeptical lawyer to convince the judge that Stephanie’s a nymphomaniac and has a cock addiction. Then win that settlement.
Stephanie does it the best way she can. With her blouse-busters, her skilled tongue, her superior suction power and her organ grinder.
Is this why guys become attorneys?
There may be an uptick in law school applications once news of this video gets around.
She hasn’t scored at SCORELAND since the SCOREtv Holiday Edition, SCOREtv Uncut and Uncensored and her hot, boy-girl anal video. Be here tomorrow when Stephanie Stalls unholsters her 40″, 34F pistols with magnum force and talks about dancing and stripping in nightclubs around the country. Stephanie shows exactly what she does and then some. Want to know what goes on in those VIP rooms? Miss Stalls gives you big scoops of Southern sweatermeat and tells you where to find her.
Some of Stephanie’s chat reminded me of a story Dave and I did for the October ’08 SCORE, ‘The Uncensored Guide to Lap Dancing.”
It’s an all new SCORELAND video and a ringside ticket to a private lap dance with huge tits and a wet pussy in your face.
“It’s hard to hide my boobs,” Stephanie Stalls says. “I like shirts that are tight on my boobs. They have to be tight and they have to show my cleavage. If I’m walking somewhere, guys will whistle at me or say, ‘You’re hot.’ Or they’ll be staring at me, and I’ll wave at them to let them know I saw them. Give them a smile.”
Stephanie has a great philosophy. And she practices her philosophy.
How many times have we seen a busty girl who tries to downplay her boob size or looks annoyed when she sees you checking out her chest? It happens a lot. I’ve lost track and so has Dave. I had a sighting the other day at a Miami mall–a woman seriously putting the hurt on a white T-shirt–and the same thing happened. It’s sad and not just because I thought that she had a lot of potential to actually model for SCORE.
That’s why a boob man has to appreciate Stephanie’s attitude. If they could all be like her, the world would be a better place. At least the big-boobed world.
That’s one of the reasons we’re always happy when Stephanie visits SCORE.
Angelina Castro: the Miami hottie gets some booty love in SCOREtv: Uncut & Uncensored.
Big-titted stripper Stephanie can pole dance anytime at SCORE and she does in SCOREtv.
Kelly Christiansen: the guest Jay Leno must dream of inviting on his talk show.
SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored is a spinoff of our popular Net-based SCOREtv show but with a major difference. Full, total, head-on, non-stop, XXX sex with five SCORE Girls that would give a coma patient a hard-on of steel. They give their all.
The cast is top-notch and top-heavy. You know ’em, you love ’em.
Our local Miami sex bomb Angelina Castro and exotic dance star Stephanie Stalls both get butt-boffed and cum-glazed.
The beautiful Kelly Christiansen rides a man-pole in the backstage green room before she visits the set to chat with SCOREtv host Dave.
Potty-mouthed Nadia Night demonstrates the Tenga Flip Hole on the set and gets worked up, so she runs off to relieve the stress with a dude.
And gorgeous Kali West demonstrates her blow job skills on a walking dildo on the set before they head off to a backroom for some fornicatin’ and copulatin’.
If you’ve seen the first season of SCOREtv* and the Holiday Special edition at SCORELAND, you’ll dig this movie. SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored on DVD is on my personal recommended buy list.
There’s nothing like it. It’s the talk show that Jimmy Kimmel would like to host. Sorry, Jimbo. Dave has the job, if you can call it work.
British natural Michelle Bond, now really busting bras as an H-cupper, gets her first SCORE cover this edition. Miss Bond shows her heavier, fuller ta-tas in a brand-new layout and talks about ’em in an interview.
“I used to be an F-cup,” Michelle said. “And they just grew and grew, and every time I got measured, they seem to have grown. Either that or my underwear is shrinking!”
Michelle’s first SCORE was June 2003. In Big-Boob Finishing School, Bond, Michelle Bond, teaches Valory Irene, Arianna Sinn, Lana Ivans, Sophie Mae and Eden Mor how to please men and be better girlfriends. Now that’s a constructive goal. That book should be sold worldwide. The Housewives of Beverly Hills, Ocean County, New York and Atlanta would find it instructive.
Also this issue: Valory Irene, Lana Ivans, redhaired Veronika and Shione Cooper. Daphne Rosen and SCORE reader’s wife Jayden Prescott get it on and get it in in two anal-core XXX pictorials. A “Golden Age” special feature recalls super-sized covergirls from the 1990s: Angelique, Pandora Peaks, Tawny Peaks, Wendy Whoppers, Toppsy Curvey, Colt 45 and more. A photo-feature spotlights the new DVD SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored, starring Kelly Christiansen, Stephanie Stalls, Angelina Castro, Kali West and Nadia Night. Readers get a chance to win Michelle’s signed bra from the cover. Plus, a SCORE DVD is included FREE in most areas of the U.S. and Canada. Because we’re a little too generous for our own good but we love our readers…in a brotherly way.
If your local mag store doesn’t carry SCORE, their staff should be ashamed of themselves. Tell the manager to call our distributor, Curtis Circulation Company, at (201) 634-7400, and they’ll never be SCORE-less again.
Happy birthday, Lorna Morgan!
Lorna in The Bahamas, 2008.
And here we have Part One of lovely Arianna Sinn, Lana Ivans and Michelle Bond, during the making of Big-Boob Finishing School, chittin’ and chattin’ with Tushna, our studio manager. You’ll find this very informative and instructional. Let’s roll the video!
“Long legs, big ass, big tits, pierced nipples, pierced clit…if any girl looks like a porn star, it’s Stephanie Stalls. Really raunchy, slobbering, dirty porn. Anal, too. Hey, a man can dream.” That was SCORE mag editor Dave waxing poetic about Stephanie, a girl who’s had a busy time at SCORE the past seven months, starring in SCOREtv Holiday edition, SCOREtv Uncut & Uncensored, “Bust You In The Face” on SCORELAND, and “Boobcore” and “Tool-Time Girl” on SCOREVideos.com. Five-feet-two with 34F-cups. The numbers add up.
Stephanie & V-mag editor Maria.
And now, another one of Dave’s dreams (and mine) comes true in “Ass-ignment Stephanie Stalls” this weekend. Sounds like a spy thing BUTT it’s not. If it was, it would have been called “The Stalls SupremASSy.”
It’s Stephanie’s first anal sex scene on SCORELAND. Part Cherokee, part Irish and part Scottish, Miss Stalls is 100% super-horny. That’s why Stephanie became a naked model and an exotic dancer in the first place. There’s no re-purposing of sexual energy into another part of her life.
“I like to grind and put my pussy in the guys’ faces. Sometimes they try to lick it,” Stephanie said about bouncing her boobs on stage. But even those erotic activities don’t burn off enough of her huge supply of horny-fuel . She needs more. “I have the mind of a porn star,” Stephanie said. And the stacked body, for sure. She burns down the house in this one.
If Beshine and Miosotis could travel back in time to the Greek, Roman or Egyptian empire, I bet they would have been made goddesses by the local population. Sometimes I suspect they’re both time travelers from the future. (That would be a good sci-fi story with art by Otis Sweat.) This week, Beshine brings her fantasy chest to SCOREVideos.com with a shower video, and I have to praise Beshine for her shower-taking skills. I also enjoyed seeing Beshine dressed in that tight top and bottom and towering heels before she got soaked. If you’ve been a SCORELAND member for a few months, you probably have SCOREVideos.com as part of your Loyalty Program collection (one free SCORE site for every month you stay a SCORELAND member).
Miosotis is also skimpily dressed in white this weekend, then gets naked and slicked up to give the mother of all breast massages. She does a bang-up job. Even though Beshine is a self-made woman and Miosotis is natural, I can still visualize the two of them going at it in some oily boob-tussling video. I doubt that’ll ever happen since Beshine is strictly a solo model, but, hey, that’s how my brain operates.
Over in Kiev, Merilyn really knows how to decorate a glass tabletop. She proves it on Sunday in SCORE Theater. I also love that throaty Ukrainian accent when Merilyn speaks English. Here’s another model I wish would relocate to Florida and become a U.S. citizen.
A big birthday shout-out today to Stephanie Stalls (Feb. 5), Roxy Rider (Feb. 5) and Sophie Mae (Feb. 6). Here’s part 3 of 4 of Sophie talking to SCORE‘s studio manager Tushna. Happy birthday!
