Tits the season for giving and who’s a better recipient for Xmas loot than you? Can you think of a better time to reward yourself with boobs and booty?
February '11
Treat yourself to February ’11 SCORE, February ’11 Voluptuous and XL Girls (SCORE Special 207), now at your friendly, neighborhood mag store. SCORE stars Valory Irene, Chica, Alana Anderson, Angel Gee, Stephanie Stalls, Kitana Flores and Arianna Sinn.
February '11
Voluptuous stars Ashley Sage, Sophie Mae, Virginia Simms, Miosotis, April McKenzie, Skyie Blew, Lexi Summers and Valory Irene.
XL Girls
XL Girls stars covergirl Analee Sands, Anna Kay, Julia Juggs, Kendra Grace, Daniella Grey, Kristina Milan, Charlie Cooper and Bailey Santanna. They put the rack in magazine rack.
The best specialty men’s mags on the planet. No one even comes close anymore. They gave up a while ago.
Not sold in stores, SCORE Xtra 13 and Busty Cock Worshippers 2 are a few of the latest must-own DVDs this holiday season available from the SCORE Store. There’s lots more to choose from. You owe it to yourself. Don’t feel like going anywhere? Call 1-800-421-0760 to order or log into eBoobStore.com.
Perry and Andy never got to do a holiday special with girls like Stephanie Stalls and Eva Notty.
Perry Como did it. Andy Williams did it. And now that I’ve totally dated myself, I’m happy to announce that SCORELAND is doing it, too: a holiday special for all you good little boys and girls out there who have been jacking and rubbing one out to big-titted SCORE Girls all year. The SCOREtv Holiday Special goes live on SCORELAND this Wednesday, and have we got a show for you!
Boobs pouring over her holiday dress, Daylene Rio tells us the 10 things you can say during the holidays that you can’t say any other time of year.
Karen Fisher, dressed like a sexy little elf, makes a s’more on Kelly Christiansen’s chest (Karen and Kelly also have some fun under our Holiday Mistletoe on a Stick).
Somehow, my tie got caught in Eva's cleavage. I don't know how that happened.
Eva Notty plays a naughty girl who sits on Mall Santa’s lap and makes him very uncomfortable.
Valory Irene sings “Jingle Bells” with her cute Russian accent.
I get to unwrap Stephanie Stalls, who’s wearing nothing but a red ribbon. A crotchless red ribbon, by the way.
Michelle May shows how to make a big-boob martini for your holiday party. Rachel Love uses her boobs as a bottle opener. Summer Sinn and Morgan Leigh make a fruit cocktail out of some lucky dude’s head.
June Summers shows off some pole-dancing tricks.
And much more. SCOREtv is usually a half-hour show, but for the holidays, it’s a one-hour-plus extravaganza packed to the gills with tits. Because, you know, we’re in the holiday spirit around here.
Oh, and like Perry and Andy, I get to sing a holiday song. Alia Janine uses her tits to jingle some bells while I sing “Jingle Bells.” If you can ignore my singing, it’s pretty entertaining. I guarantee that if Perry and Andy had to sing while Alia’s boobs were swaying in their faces, they wouldn’t have been able to do it.
All that’s missing is The Osmonds. Ah, forget the Osmonds. Marie doesn’t have big tits.
So I’m sitting in my little white chair on the set of SCOREtv, the cameras are rolling, I’ve got my hair and shirt on, and less than a foot away, Kali West is sucking Shaggy’s cock. Not Shaggy the singer. Shaggy the skinny porn stud with the big cock. Then, a few minutes later, Shaggy is down on his knees between Kali’s legs, eating her pussy, and the two of them are acting like I’m not even there.
Of course, that should have come as no surprise. I mean, it had been a tough few hours for yours truly. A little bit earlier when I introduced newcomer Kelly Christiansen, she gave me a big hug and got cum all over my shirt. And not even her cum, which would’ve been fine. Juan Largo’s cum. You see, Juan–playing the part of a SCOREtv backstagehand–had been fucking Kelly in the SCOREtv Green Room, and he just happened to cum all over her chest just as Kelly was called out for her interview, and Kelly didn’t have the chance to wipe it all off before she gave me that hug. Silly Kelly.
And this happened after I had spent 10 minutes sitting with Angelina Castro as she watched video of herself getting fucked in her mouth, pussy and ass. You know, I really get off on watching girls watching themselves. I did it several years ago with Karen Fisher and also with Sapphire, and it never gets old. The girls always seem embarrassed, like they can’t believe what they’re watching themselves do, but as much as they try to look away, they can’t. They’re fascinated. Same with Angelina.
And that was just the second half of the show. During the first half, Stephanie Stalls, one of my favorites, demonstrated her flexibility before going off to enjoy her first on-camera ass-fucking, and slim ‘n’ stacked newcomer Nadia Night demonstrated the Tenga Flip Hole jack toy, comparing how it felt to how her pussy feels, before also going off to get fucked.
The net result for me was a shirt that needed dry cleaning and a bad case of blue balls. The net result for you is the new DVD SCOREtv Uncut and Uncensored, available now at eBoobStore.com. Basically, it’s “SCOREtv Goes Hardcore.”
Sometimes, the less said the better. So, I’m going to remind you that Stephanie Stalls, one of my favorite newer SCORE Girls, can be seen in hardcore action right now at SCORELAND. And I’m also going to let you in on the previously-unknown fact that she’s one of the stars of an upcoming XXX DVD based on SCOREtv. And I could say more, but what’s the point when anything I could say would be trumped by this video? So enjoy.
Stephanie Stalls (used to be a blonde, now a brunette, her natural color) was in the SCORE Studio recently, and we got into a conversation about shaved pussies. This happens to be one of my favorite subjects (I also recently had a conversation with Cherry Brady about shaved pussies), and Stephanie said, “I like shaved pussies! I don’t like hairy pussies. If I want to go down south, I want the girl to be shaved.”Then I asked her, “If you get down to a girl’s pussy and it’s hairy, what do you do?” Stephanie’s answer: “Have her shave it off! Or maybe I’ll shave it off for her, if she’ll let me. I don’t like hair down there! If a girl’s pussy has a strip, that’s okay, but I don’t like a hairy pussy. Guys need to be shaved down there, too.”
Anyway, the occasion for Stephanie’s visit was her first hardcore videos. One recently debuted at SCOREVideos.com, and another one is premiering this weekend at SCORELAND. It should come as a surprise to absolutely nobody that there’s nothing lovey-dovey about Stephanie’s scene. She sucks hard. She gets hammered hard. Case closed. So, as you get ready to watch this Blog video and her scene at SCORELAND, I’ll leave you with this from Stephanie, a girl who was born for porn:
“I want to look good! I’m supposed to be here for people to look at. I want the guys to enjoy looking at me. And I know all guys aren’t attracted to the same type of woman so some of them might not like me, but some of them do. I do my best to turn them on.”
Award-winning super-busty exotic dancer Stephanie Stalls was a blonde the first time she visited SCORE. She’s now a brunette and doing her first XXX hardcore for SCORE. It took a while, but it was worth it. Her first video, “Boobcore,” opens today at SCOREVideos.com. Stephanie is a horny girl who knows what she likes and what she wants, and she’s no shy wallflower when it comes to telling this technician from Rent-A-Dick what to do to her: “Massage my pussy!” “Fuck those titties!” “Fuck my pussy!” We should all be so lucky. Those Southern girls. They’re sweet, reserved and polite outside, but get ’em next to a bed and they transform into high-speed sexpress trains.
With Stephanie’s new hair color, I kept thinking how much she and Angel Gee resemble each other. According to our Model Directory, Stephanie is 40-26-36, 34F, 5’2″ and 124 lbs while Angel is 42-28-38, 36F, 5′ and 124 lbs. Stephanie was born in Memphis, Tennessee. Angel was living near Memphis before she moved to New Hampshire. Maybe they were separated at birth. They both have hyper-sex drives and huge gazongas, for sure.
In what I consider to be a bit of an upset (but, obviously, most of you don’t), Kristina Milan was voted your favorite “Treasure Chests of the Dominican Republic” girl, beating out Miosotis and Vanessa Del. Over 600 “Blog” readers voted, and Kristina got 50% of the vote, followed by Miosotis at 35% and Vanessa at 15%.
So, what does that tell us (other than that you like Kristina)? I think it tells us that there are a lot of you out there who love girls with big, lactating tits. Or maybe it tells us something else. Hey, I’m sure you’ll let me know.
On a completely unrelated subject, the other day, I blogged about the difference between tit-fucking on camera and going all the way on camera. Thanks to Angela White for checking in, but Angela, I’m not bitching about what models won’t do. I’m completely able to accept it. Then again, you know how it is when you’re in a bar and you see a girl you like? You’re not gonna get anywhere if you don’t ask, right? The key is to not make the girl feel pressured. And Angela, you once told me that even you’re surprised you haven’t done boy-girl yet.
Stephanie Stalls looks like a porn star but isn't one…yet.
Candy Manson is a porn star.
Anyway, what I really want to talk about is Stephanie Stalls. There are new photos and a video of Stephanie going up tomorrow at SCORELAND, and I bring this up because Stephanie is one girl who I can’t believe hasn’t fucked on camera. Blonde hair, long legs, big ass, big tits, pierced nipples, pierced clit…if any girl looks like a porn star, it’s Stephanie. She kinda reminds me of Candy Manson who, as we all know, has gone go on to do porn. I remember the first time I saw Candy in a solo set, I said to Elliot, “This girl has to do porn.” And she did. You can see her sucking and fucking in Stacked Street Sluts #3, Stacked & Suckin’ and sucking/tit-fucking in Big-Tit Tune Up. Anyway, I see Stephanie going even further than Candy has. Really raunchy, slobbering, dirty porn. Anal, too. Hey, a man can dream.
But can you really tell a porn girl by her appearance? Did anyone ever think that cute little Brandy Talore would become a full-fledged porn star? I never did.
Anyway, check out Stephanie tomorrow. Then you can say, “I knew her when…”
Oh, and one more thing. If you get the chance, do a Google search on Simona Halep, the tennis player, and check out her before-and-after pics. It’s enough to make a boob man cry.
“You’ve gotta get this babe regularly…she’s perfect for secretary and nurse types and, of course, a bra modeling video,” emailed Mr. N. about Stephanie Stalls. We’d also love to shoot guy-girl SCORE videos with Stephanie. Roxy Rider sailed on Boob Cruise ’98 and did a sex scene with the man with the biggest balls in the world in SCORE Xtra 4. Happy B-Day, Roxy, wherever you are today. We really should get more mail about Sophie (Holiday ’09 SCORE), considering how big her natural tits are and how pretty she is. Happy birthday, ladies.
What’s happening on SCORELANDthis weekend? Bunny De La Cruz’s huge hooters and tattooed rainbow pussy bring great joy. If only more girls could be as accomodating as this honey. The pride of Leeds, England, Mandy Pearl pours a pitcher of water all over her low-cut top and more. What does it mean when a girl pours cold water over her nipples? It means she cares. And Paola Rios speaks softly but carries a big stick. Plus Scarlett Rouge, Haydee Rodriguez and Contessa Rose bring nature’s bounty to the big show. It’s cold outside. They’ll keep things hot.
Stephanie Stalls is a feature dancer and new to SCORE.
Responding to last week’s Stephanie Stalls’ debut, N. writes, “Boy, what a way to end the year–one of the best SCORE pictorials ever! Stephanie Stalls is a dream chick–beautiful, lovely smile, heavenly body and dressed superbly. You’ve gotta get this babe regularly. Never mind the guy-on-gal. She’s perfect for secretary and nurse-type pictorials and clips and, of course, a bra modeling video. The bra shows for me are amongst the best SCORE features. The Crystal Gunns one and the Minka one, for example, from years ago were amazing! Can I ask for one more in particular–please do a bra modeling video (and a long one!) of Penny Porsche. God I’d kill to see that! And if she wore stockings and suspenders too–wow! Keep up the good work, chaps, and keep Stephanie on the books! All the best.”
A busty babe is giving you a lap dance, and let’s face it: You really don’t care about whether she’s getting off. All you care about is that you get off. At least that’s how I look at it, selfish prick. Hey, it’s my 20 bucks.
Your mission: Get Stephanie off without taking off your pants.
But the other morning, I’m sitting around the studio, talking with EE-cup newcomer Stephanie Stalls (boobs slipping out of her robe over and over again as we speak, by the way). She’s a feature dancer, and I say to her, “Stephanie, out of every 100 guys you give a lap dance to, how many turn you on?”
“Twenty,” she says.
I’m shocked. “Twenty out of a hundred? Really? That many?”
And she smiled and said. “Are you kidding? I’m grinding my crotch against a guy who turns me on? Yeah, I get off from 20 out of a hundred.”
Wait a second…did she say “get off”? Not just wet pussy? Or a tingling? An actual orgasm?
“Actual orgasm,” she said, smiling again at my disbelief. “Sure. Why not?”
So I looked at her and said, “Stephanie, if I knew that I actually gave a dancer an orgasm during a lap dance without even pulling it out of my pants, I’d be the happiest guy in the world.”
Twenty percent. Amazing.
Think you’ve ever done it? Think about that while checking out this video from the DVD Private Stuffers 2 of lap dancer (and SCORE Girl) Crystal Gunns fucking a guy’s legs with her tits. And look for Stephanie’s debut, coming soon at SCORELAND.
