Marilyn's sliding down the pole tomorrow at XLGirls.com.
I may not be a poet, but when it comes to big whoppas and a pretty face, I know it.
Marilyn Mayson has 50-inch, 38H knockers, lactates and has sexed it up two times at XLGirls.com, one of them an interracial threesome with Molly Howard.
She is very lively, horny and spunky (if that’s the appropriate word) in everything she does at XLGirls, from flying solo to sport-sex.
That smiling face and juicy rack has gone from webcam screens to being seen on the mag racks of thousands of stores across this great continent and across the oceans.
I am pleased and gratified to announce, as our Presidential candidates might say, that Marilyn is back tomorrow in an all-new XXX shagarooney to once again strut her fine stuff.
Ready for an exam? Nurse Terri Jane is ready when you are.
Our friend Terri Jane may not succeed in recruiting more nurses to this noble profession, but tomorrow’s SCORELAND examination definitely will inspire a wave of potential patients to check into Terri’s Emergency Ward K, drop their drawers and cough.
As soon as Terri says those five magical words, “It’s getting hot in here,” you know that all those exorbitant health insurance payments you’ve been making into the system are worth it. It’s called Bosom Care, and the US Congress is actually supporting this one despite the fact that Terri is English.
The problem is, Terri will put more guys into the hooter hospital than discharge them.
On the other hand, that may not be a problem with most of you as long as she’s head nurse.
Michelle May: would you throw a pick-up line at her and see if it stuck?
“I’m proud of my body,” says Michelle May, looking like her 38DDD top-shelf is about to split that sexy mini-dress (which also makes her long legs look extra legalicious).
I’m glad she’s proud of her body. If she wasn’t, she would never have shown every inch.
Five-foot-nine Michelle dresses more casually back home. “I like to wear short shorts, boy shorts, tank tops, cut-off shorts and destroyed denim. I wear a bra only sometimes.”
The funniest pickup line she’s ever heard was from one dude who said, “Baby, do you spray Windex on your clothes? Because I see myself inside them.”
That didn’t work because Michelle says, “When a guy tries to pick me up with corny pickup lines, I am turned off. Just be yourself and say what you mean.”
It’s possible the guy just wanted to wear Michelle’s outfit. His pitch was almost as bad as what Isis Haze said someone asked her: “Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.”
Pickup lines. The web is filled with guys selling their pickup techniques. Books. Tapes. Seminars. Does this stuff actually work? Has anyone taken these courses?
Okay, one second. I veered off-topic. Back to Michelle.
See Michelle’s pictorial today at SCORELAND. Michelle has modeled sporadically since 2009, but for someone who does it part-time, when she has the time, Michelle looks like she’s been modeling for a long time.
When my fellow SCORE Man E. and I saw one fuzzy image of Sarah Rae, we knew we had to locate her for XL Girls and set up contact between Sarah and our studio.
Sometimes the magic works. Sometimes it doesn’t.
This time, the magic worked. It took some doing, some time and some luck, but it was well worth it so we could bring Sarah on home to those who love girls who wear 38J bras.
Myself, I think Sarah’s bustier than 38J.
Anyone who can self-suck her own nipples like this hands-free gets my highest praise and devotion.
When I am elected president, Sarah, and girls like Sarah, will get free gas for as long as I remain the leader of this great nation.
Violet packs her bra with 46 inches worth of 38G-cups. And she likes anal. She went right for it in her first guy-girl scene.
Someone wrote that Violet looked like a more zaftig version of Dana Delaney from the TV show Body of Proof. I see that also.
Violet has a job that fascinates me. She works in an adult store.
Now and then we get a model who’s employed in that occupation. Marilyn Scott and Allysa Andrews come to mind right away, and Sienna Hills owns her own store in Little Rock, Arkansas. “We sell equal amounts of XL Girls, V-mag, and SCORE magazines when we have the most-recent issues,” Violet kindly told me. I liked that she used the name V-mag. Mostly guys work in adult stores, so when a female does the selling, and she’s attractive, I see hope for the retail field in this on-line age. And when we keep finding models like Violet, I appreciate that they’re busty and proud.
Newbie at XLGirls.com: Violet Addams
Today at SCORELAND, the Busty Ladies of Oil Wrestling wraps up the greasy, slippery, huge-titted, big show. With all due respect to The Rock and his pals, I’d rather see B.L.O.W.
From time to time I get letters and emails from super fans who want me to tell their favorite models all sorts of sordid and wild things. And you know what? I get it. I get the “want to do all sorts of raunchy as fuck” things to the girls who give you wood, man. I get it.
From time to time I get letters asking for things like pictures, signed posters, panties, bras, hair, pubes, shoes, pantyhose…all sorts of items that might smell, have been touched by or belonged to a model. And you know what? I get it, too. Sometimes you want to be closer to the models who make your balls ache and your cum fly, man. I get it.
And then there is fan poetry.
And sometimes even my vast dialect and grasp of the English language is tested by these odes of love and sonnets of sexual desire.
Like this poem about Micky Bells by her super fan K.H.S. who sent in this um, mutant Haiku, in an email:
“Micky, your kitty tastes like WIN.
I so dearly want you from behind.
Building up my nut ‘till what I really want most,
is for you to wrap your breast around my moist, wet cock,
still covered with the cream from when you came.
I made you shiver and then I made you scream.
So soft your flesh, I can no longer contest,
as I release my whipped cream.
I’m living the real dream with you, Micky.
Between your titties I do swell.
I’m not done yet, rub it in.
Use my lotion, now let me slide down.
I need to be wrapped inside your creamy thighs.
I am mesmerized by the lust in your eyes.
Lips so sweet the taste a treat.
R. Kelly’s playing,
It’s time for us to pump and grind.”
I will admit that when I read this, I had a real double rainbow moment…(WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?!)
And while I don’t know what this poem is implying, I know this: That dude up there, he loves Micky Bells. I mean, he loves her. And I think that is commendable and sweet…in a creamy, bump and grinding kind of way. lol
So, congratulations, K.H.S., your devotion has earned you honorable mention and a photo. Here is a Bonus Boner Pic, or a B.B.P., for you, buddy.
In 2009, Ashley Sage Ellison traveled with SCORE to the Caribbean island of St. Maarten to film her first DVD, Ashley’s First Time. It’s now on sale for only $19.95 for a limited time at eBoobStore.com.
Ashley’s First Time features the British, blonde, J-cup bombshell in and out of her micro-bikinis, trying on sexy tight tops and outfits, soaping up her lushness in the shower, exercising and oiling her amazing bod by the pool. The angel-faced beauty, a living, life-sized porcelain doll, also talks about her life, her interests and her major boobs.
“I could never wear stuff like this back home,” Ashley said during the filming . “I’d cause too much of a commotion if I tried to go out with these clothes on.”
Why St. Maarten? It was too damned cold in England at the time and Manchester is short on isolated tropical beaches where girls can romp nekkid.
Ashley later won both SCORE and V-mag’s 2009 Newcomer of the Year 2009. Even Karina Hart, who was also on the island to film the DVD As You Wish, was amazed by Ashley when they met for the first time.
Check out the trailer at eBoobStore. Get your copy. That’s my Sage advice.
Big Tit Skinny Dip: The reason they call 'em floaters.
Do real tits float?
Students have asked their teachers this question for decades.
They sure do. Breasts are 90% fat, and fat floats. But the fun is in proving it. Boob science at its breast.
Big Tit Skinny Dip definitively answers this age-old question with Valory Irene, Lana Ivans, Dors Feline and Terri Jane.
They bob, they bounce, they’re buoyant, they’re bodacious.
Photographed in the Dominican Republic, where huge-boobed girls abound, Big Tit Skinny Dip is the only DVD to pair up English delights Dors and Terri and turn ’em into mammary mermaids.
Too big for one disc!
Full Figured Foxes 2 is a two-disc boobapalooza of supernatural superwomen starring Renee Ross, Dors, Michelle May, Elaina Gregory, Anorei Collins and 10 more blouse-bursting bombshells bouncing their boobs, fingering, toying and more in hot cum-cam shows for the nature lover who loves big, jigglin’ tits. You don’t see babes like these every day of the week.
Cleavage so deep, you’ll need a search party to get out…although you won’t want to.
Why DVD when the trend is now digital? What are you going to do when your hard drive crashes one day and you lose everything? Believe me, it will happen. DVDs are still the go-to standard, in my book.
Check out the video trailers at eBoobStore.com and order your copies today, quickly and safely. Not available in stores.
